Why is my food moving?

[TheDevilWearsAdidas]

Fucken dogs....burn in hell

[TheDevilWearsAdidas]

Punk ads botched

[bcdude126]

What? Food is not supposed to move? You are just weird :d

[TheGhettoMuffin]

this is sick as hell

[ronyalefaio]

hahaha....funny....trust me those are not fish....the only meat that moves when adding flavour or salt to it were frog meat.....fuck those chinese they don't even give a fuck about what kind of meat they give to people.....you know that what you called business....but for these chinese people....they are sick people....fuck them...

[shot393]

あれは鰹節と言って、

乾燥させた魚を薄くスライスした物で

大体は料理が出来上がってから上に乗せられます。

そして熱い料理から立ち上る湯気に煽られて

まるで踊っている様に動くのです。

[mosu95]

how about western style?

George: Hey Billie Bob i think mine is moving

Bob: Hey son give me that thing over there

-------> *GUN SHOTS* ----> Solved! "bon appetite" pal

*HAPPY END*

[mirimiripipim]

Its not a alive retards, Ive eaten this sort of plate. It moves becuz of heat.

[ChronicMist]

@mirimiripipim who the fuck cares if it's alive or not?

[mirimiripipim]

@ChronicMist

Ur mom does, when she shallows my dick she likes it very alive :)

[ChronicMist]

since when emo kids got a dick faggot?

[octahmic]

Just eat it fucking pussy!

[DestroyerSword]

yum i love 鰹節

[seonidh]

Its bonito flakes and it moves due to the heat because its wafer thin.

[AdultHuy]

"I ordered chicken and noodles."

Laughed my f--king ass off when i read that.

[PossiblyGrace]

That's just creepy!

[marvelfan619]

THE HEAT MOVES IT!!!

[boonsim]

dumb. the heat is making the flake move. we had this everyday... omg..

[deadmanssss]

dirty bastards ....

[ultralooter]

lfmao!

[tedcat117]

its moving cuz the heat from the food is making the thin flakes move.

[ExodusMagic]

yea... love how ignorant ppl think chinese only eat LIVE food.

[seonidh]

this is japanese food not chinese.

[badmonk3829]

through it at them and say you order chicken noodels not moving noodles

[Faiwoolong]

鰹節 Katsuobushi　"dried bonito flakes."

It is the world's hardest fermentation food.

[GGGunitNextLevel]

Question: "Why is my food moving?"

Answer: "Because you are in Asia, where "people" are cruel and eat animals while they are still alive."

EVEN LIONS CHOKE THEIR PRAY !!

[Raikiri1103]

thats true they do kill their prey

[lgman83]

Loins lick their own balls too ;)

[rebelgamer94]

i wonder if there a freaking FDA or health department over there?

[blackboi1992]

anosiya ( lol

[adalstan]

i might have to try that, its all dead but it still moves cause the heat and its cut thin haha

[britishbulldog36]

wtf

[trustonly]

Lol I get that too but the foods I ate with those flakes on it are kinda yummy!

[anosiya]

To the extreme vegans out there, if you don't like eating living things, then stop eating plants because they are alive in their own way too. They breath air and need water just like us. Don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I also understand the food chain and how we humans evolved with animals in our diet. If you don't like consuming living things, then here's a delicious piece of rock with dirt on the side.

[jnuhjnuh]

NOO, not the rocks... they have Feelings too. Imagine a big rock eating you!.

[7aChAry8]

@anosiya rocks and dirt actually taste good with saltwater so HA-HA!

[uber24]

@anosiya you are an idiot. vegans do not like to eat any animal products. they are fine with eating plants. get your facts straight you ignorant faggot.

have a great day

[retrocareermelted]

@anosiya im no vegan either but I have to hand it to you, thats a weak cliche point you just made. Theres a dramatic disctinction between vegetation and actual moving creatures with a face and asshole. I agree though, it is apart of evolution and fancy this.. theres some plants that eat more meat than vegans! google it, carnivorous plants

[shqk2004]

@retrocareermelted What are some of those distinctions? Other than the fact that they're in kingdom plantae, plants are living and essential to us. Without photosynthesis, our respiration can't occur.

[DawgTycoon]

@anosiya -.-..........So ignorant, a lot of vegetarians don't eat meat because it's bad for you, otherwise I would eat it.

[anosiya]

You ever heard of nervous system? You have one too. Chickens have them too. You know what happens to chicken's body when they get their head chopped off? They will run around for a while.

[twomarines]

That's because of the heat of the food. Those moving ones are like fish-jerky that are sliced very thin. So, think about when you burn leaves. When leaves are burnt, they curl because the moisture inside is blown away. That fish-jerky is like leaves. They curl when exposured to heat, and the curling makes the fish-jerky look alive.

[Raikiri1103]

its moving because although as a whole its "dead", its body parts are still very mutch alive

[phillybigdoh]

It's bonito flakes... Bonito is a relative to the tuna....its just dried and smoked and shaved very thin so it curls when it comes close to heat. I think it's funny how other cultures think this is so weird. It's nothing different to beef jerky except its made with fish...

[ler0np0]

This is Japanese Sashimi Yaki soba or spicy noodles with live worms. This is among the best tasting Japanese delicacies that you shouldn't missed!

[tebopresidential]

the japanesse people are a lilbit sick :S

i prefer the dead food :D

[jojopooo]

Go fuck your mom kosakad

[kosakad]

how cruel... japanese must die

[zoma1330]

Are you joking?

[hagemaro]

This is Katsuobushi (鰹節 or かつおぶし)which is the Japanese name for a preparation of dried, fermented, and smoked skipjack tuna or bonito.

How can it be alive?

Animal cruelty?

Cooked alive?

It just moves with steam.

Ignorance is kinda sin making people to believe resurrection of dried and smoked fish on burning hot noodles. XD

[unzenonsen]

shaved KATUOBUSHI(smoked tuna)

[sairries25]

its not alive people..

its scraped dried bonito and its a fish..

it moves when it is placed on heat,it culs up..

*idiosyncracies*

[hanzip]

ahahhahahaahahah!!!!

i thought it was some kind of a bug, but it was just the slice of "wooden fish". (sorry i forget the name)

[milletzhang]

This is Bonito!!! Ahhh....it was moved by the rising heat.....Get some education, people!!

[Emizette]

makes me go "eww" because it looks like it's alive. But that is only because you just don't see that kind of food in western countries, we're just not used to it.

[soulcheck4all]

Those are fish shavings, very thin, cut from a piece of fish that has been dried and cured in the sun. It's called BONITO, and it's not moving, it is being moved by the heat of the noodles. Believe me, it has been dead for weeks, maybe months.

[deviatorz]

@soulcheck4all yup, the same stuff that put on takoyaki.

[ADropDeadJoke]

lol funny..

[S31im]

mhhh yummy yummy haha

[eljagg01]

You're more concerned with not getting chicken than the fact that it was fucking COOKED ALIVE?!?! You're sick!

[itsrainingmennnn]

geez calm down. have you ever considered that humans cut the head off quickly and painlessly? some animals are mauled and tortured to death by carnivores. besides its the cycle of life. get over it. -.-

[eljagg01]

If trhe fucking head was cvut off why is it still MOVING, genius?

Suffering is suffering, be it "natural" or not. It makes no sense to defend human torture of animals by "arguing" that they torture each other.

[itsrainingmennnn]

im sorry the world isnt perfect then. -.-

if it wasnt for that "torturing" animals who rely on that meat would starve to death, the herbivores would overpopulate, eat all the plants that keep life in check, insects would die, herbivores would die, and humanity would soon follow. MAYBE that "suffering" is part of the cycle of life, hm?

for all i care, you can go protest in front of a slaughter house until you die. nothing will change anyhow >.>

[eljagg01]

Nah. Natural omnivores killing animals in the wild is somewhat different from herbivores roasting them while they're still alive. >:D

[xlyesterdaylx]

you've never taken science have you...?

[eljagg01]

Science tells us that fish have identical pain response to mammals. :D

[itsrainingmennnn]

-.- ok... now actually read a science book and get smart

[eljagg01]

lmao wow

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

umm, just because you have "living tissue" doesnt mean the animal is suffering. all this stunt takes is butchering the animal fast and getting it to the plate fast. its just requires normal butchering of a fish, but getting it to the dish before the tissues run out of the sugar in it's cells.

[eljagg01]

When you're cooked alive, I'll ask you how much you're suffering. :)

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

cept your not cooked alive. when you eat sushi normally, the only difference is how long it takes to get from the fish to your plate. The immediate failure of the central nervous system(which happens whenever you kill something in general) prevents the fish from feeling pain. The fish isnt commanding those muscles or feeling them, the only thing still alive here is some mindless muscle cells.

[eljagg01]

Right.

[BebopBHunter]

OMFG SO YUMMI

[XxXdthwshXxX]

fish flakes taste awsome

[meganzzz231]

pshhh...those r just fish flakes that r actually already dead...

actually, those aren't really alive and moving, they are moving cuz of the heat and air and all that mumbo jumbo scientific stuffss...

my parent's had that before, thats y i noe...

[coolstuff2003ad]

That's sick.

[NinkaPanda]

..... They are flakes, Ummm like chocolate flakes. Instead these are made from dried fish and way thiner.

[Bitta32]

mmmmh!

Now, let's be serious. Wanna eat? Come to Italy...

[rochelimit55555]

HAHAHA it's not because of it's still alives or animal cruelty thing! it's a bonito skin, sliced , and served. Becuase it was so thin, it responded to the humidity, and moves when it's contacted to wet stuffs. It's physical property, normal.... you guys need to leave that big mac thing and see the world... ;P

[Ulquiorra4th]

it's not alive! that's there nerves

[weregreymon]

How is it aminal cruelty.He got at the store and probaley didn't know it was still alive.Also dont feel bad the chicken in the egg are already dead.

[hahaseashells]

It's not animal cruelty! It's good food. Do you call it animal cruelty when bears rip the heart of deers out? No. This is food, and it's not being wasted as opposed to other industrial practices.

[SteluvJM]

stop saying that word.. like u dun hav anythin else to say.. tryina be cool?? puh-lease.. that is so lame..

[samseed26]

Im hungry.

[IvoryArtery]

looks yummy

[Wolfboy183]

i would not eat moving food...

[okudaokda]

remember that is dried tuna flakes it only moves because of the steam rises and the steam causes the flakes to move

[IvoryArtery]

interesting, didn't knew that, thanks

[HaloDemonBlade]

yep..its true...

[jumpdaddy33]

i think im going to puke

[JennyPswe]

ur a nerd.If every moving thing is alive. Well then I guess,my boiling water is alive too. Its fucking thin fish flakes that are moving by the heat ur asshole.

[jumpdaddy33]

fag

[JennyPswe]

it's the truth. Fags like u might get offended caus' ur so stupid.

[luvlife347]

come on guys, remember when kids use to swallow live goldfish? hopefully, everyone, one day will become vegetarian. Vegetables are good...mmmmkay

[soheiljerusalem]

BASTARDS THIS IS ANIMAL CRUELTY

[NecrochildK]

It's not even a live animal. It's dried, shaved fish meat. LONG dead. It moves because of heat.

[staffybitch87]

could kill it first,

[iranjackheelson]

yeah, you'd kill it first so that the dog wouldn't resist against you. not really because you feel sorry for the dog's pain. you think you'd care what the dog feels at that point? don't think so. in russia during starvation family members ate up one another.

[JennyPswe]

ur a nerd.If every moving thing is alive. Well then I guess,my boiling water is alive too. Its fucking thin fish flakes that are moving by the heat ur asshole.

[JennyPswe]

animal cruelty eating food that is already dead, like fish flakes moving by the heat!

Then I guess I must feel bad when I am boling my breakfast egg...poor fetus chicken..

[herodisgod18]

eggs that u eat are not fertalized...if they are.....you have never had an egg that didnt taste like shit.

[mInI3c33]

ahahah...its cool AND gross at the same time...ugh..

[OreginoPhoenix]

What the hell o-o

[xxjunkyxx]

HEAT

[coolsakur1a]

miam eat guy eat!

[nzkeesan]

delicious!!!

[greasestick]

thats actually shrimp flakes....theyre not actually "alive"...ive had those before in my food...and the only reason they move is cuz the flakes are so thin that when the steam off the food rises...the flakes move too...

[Maphisto86]

Interesting gimmick... I bet that's on purpose in order to amaze.

[morra54]

i dont want to go to new gen any more....