People sign "I am a moron" petition without reading headline

[haleyvillegirl]

thank god i read everything before i sign anything.

[Demilitosey]

Morons

[MizLindy4]

The old guy was drinking something from Starbucks. That's why he didn't sign the petition.

[kastnmagic]

No shit!! LOL!!! WAKE UP you LAZY AMERICANS!!

[omgitsrainahmizell]

hehe, morons :D

[don142128]

So far, 44 petition signers "DISLIKED" this! LOL...morons!

[Aspasiaxoxo]

hahaha i love how he kinda switches his personality to relate with each "moron"

[JimmyCasserole]

Hahahaha.Couldn't fool the guy with glasses and a book under his arm. That guy look like a read addict. I knew He would read it as soon as I saw him.

[ROBBEAUDOIN66]

Excellent, makes you think the kind of interesting evils are bring pushed on all of us with false, advertising and emotional trigger words---stop racist immigration laws, green energy on gov buildings....etc.... You could be signing away your freedom---

Change we can believe in.....right?! ;)

[theinfeno]

geez these people make Americans look stupid.

oh wait they do

as a califronian this is an insult time to watch some anime now

[InfiniteFreeThinkers]

WOW

[Lsdfunk]

Both tragic and beatiful.

THIS is functional art.

Nice one, mark.

;)

[alentrue]

they want like this people,very easy they can to start the war or any things they want,moron

[giygasfeelsgood]

Do you think you're being clever? Way to take advantage of nice honest people by lying to their faces to prove how little you think of them, asshole

[tldatroof]

@giygasfeelsgood actually he is showing how quick people are to believe what is fed to them without doing any practical research in this case it is as easy as reading a headline if people are that lazy mentally i think it is a good thing he is doing to try and wake them up

[JetJagger]

You rock, Mark!



[eggiex1]

Say what you will about this Mark guy, but I think this video brings up an interesting and truthful point: That too many dumb-asses will gladly sign on the dotted line without even so much as asking a question. Gee, I wonder if there would have been SOOO many sub-prime mortgages issued during 2000 - 2008 if people had actually READ their mortgage agreement, then half of those foreclosed homes in 2008 - 2010 might not have ever even happened in the first place! And now the banks are scapegoats!

[tldatroof]

@eggiex1 so true i agree completely nobody reads anymore unless its facebook or twitter 

[cbarsonfire]

Try not misrepresenting the reason you are asking people to sign.

[falice88]

I doubt you actually did that dunkafelic, you were probably one of these zombie assholes who signed this!

[abdul398614]

lol

[SuspiciousPatriot]

...wait...I'm 20, now and I've been smoking for 6 years, so I started when I was...ah....hold on a second....(cross out the two, carry over the one...ah, 10 - 6 is 4...bring down the 1)...ah....14.

If it weren't so pathetic and important, it would be hilarious. However, it's just sad.

...I'm glad there's a guy like Mark Dice out there; I'd vote for him, no problem.

[PhiloAmericana]

Mark is ridiculous. What a pompous ass.

[TabletsTechnologies]

Mark Dice Rocks!

[dunkafelic]

funny, I started a "Mark Dice Is A Douche" petition. I made 500 copies of the petition page at kinko's. each page held 100 signatures. most had no idea who he was, but when I set my laptop on the table i had my petitions on and started playing his youtube vids on a continuous loop I had to go back to kinko's within 2 hours to make more copies.

[tldatroof]

@dunkafelic sounds like you might of signed that petition :) why u so mad at the truth about peoples ignorance and unability to just read a headline

[Overfl00d]

I didn't know people were such morons.

[914light]

This doesn't prove people are morons !!..it proves people are to trusting !!

[tldatroof]

@914light true it does prove that also

[914light]

@tldatroof ..well ..people spend better of 12 yrs in an education system ..that teaches to line up, obey, be good little soldiers after all you live in the land of the free .. ...hell I was impressed they could spell their names :) Jk...

[rimfired]

maybe its the california water????????????

[Dirkzy]

He is so convincing haha.

[MrBullfrog9876]

It is always the older men who stop and think about what is being said and refuse to sign.

[cloudshe]

doesn't say much for Californians. oh, but the saying is: "as goes California so goes the Nation"

[kldudley45]

How to learn marketing. Very good class.

[alikhandaghabadi]

Why not do a real petition for solar panels on government buildings? Seriously? It is funny I guess, but go to work on something more important, please.

[MattsMisc]

thats a gypsy trick nothing more

[joemon321]

I love how he sees the guys and says to legalalize marijuana

[TheOriginalvgamenut]

Wow! People ARE truly morons...... Except that wise man... That's actually a great representation of how the population is...... Like 1 in 20 people are actually intelligent & read things before signing....

[LetsgetphysicalAg]

WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS! LOL!!! Love your work Mark! Keep opening peoples eyes to the fact that they have become totaly STUPID in America!

[dotZodiac]

"Can you sign the petition to allow drinking on beaches?"

"No, we're already registered in Arizona."

Oh yeah, I forgot about that beach in... Arizona...

[telepathic2008]

lol wow.my 11 year old watched this and just shook his head This is crazy!.

[rockinglock]

wow the ignorance we have in the US

[charlie123abc360]

Dude I've not heard of you before but this is absolutely hilarious, props to you man. Just sums everything up.

[doceigen]

"And help with 'literacy'" !? lol!!! "Get Mexicans to just, ...come on over?!" Oh hell, we're doomed.

[bananamonkey0]

The guy doesn't know that 20-6 equals 14.

[multiclivejones]

Hmmm, proof that americans are a bit stupid?

[mkmason2002]

Mark you are just too funny! LOL! LOL! LOL! "Racist border enforcement." LOL!

[joah578]

This guy is a genius.

[MsLadyAnonymous]

Wow, people are douches. Are you seriously you can't stop for a few minutes or so and read? Now you're officially a retard and on youtube for embarrassment. I can understand why my father tells me now to Read things, Don't ignore.

[XxRushx]

"no, you want to waste energy?" This is why i love mark dice. His funny sarcasm :)

[lustar3232]

I'm pretty sure the people that signed the petition couldn't read anyways, lol!!

[millvalleyrn]

True.. although you did mislead them with intent.

[flittell]

People are just Sheeple. Stupid and going further in that direction.

[thethirdq]

Your Youtube fans are waiting patiently...

[AntBanks2626]

HAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!!! HE MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF...DAMN I WISH I WERE THERE...I THINK IM GONNA DO MY OWN

[GTvlogOFFICIAL]

I would make one that says, "I will be your waifu and make you lots of samwiches" and then go up to hot chicks with it.

[Ralenissocold]

this is just sad....even with the supposed "brainwashing" people should not be that stupid

[Fjallgeirr]

Priceless #LOL #FAIL

[crudhousefull]

It's all that American propaganda on people needing to be 'active' in everything. Actually, Americans need to stop being active in all spheres for the time being and learn, learn and learn! So much knowledge and understanding is required before getting involved in anything!

[DiscoDude82]

Has anyone else noticed that the smart people in his videos are old men?

[MrYongPhi]

@DiscoDude82 really smart indeed!

[DAN5675able]

@DiscoDude82 They have lived longer than most of us and know what people do in this century

[VideoExpostulations]

Maybe my friends will watch this and finally start believing me. Probably not. Love what you're doing Mark.

[stormfire180]

Ahahahaha

[Teresalbradley]

I love this guy!

[wwefanworld2]

1:03 Lol! That wetback is fresh from Mexico!

[neko9]

ROFL!

[Hlover01]

OMG Mark I have the same shirt!

[lowdownbulldog]

Should have added a column for them to add their credit card number. Additional proof that a fool and their money will soon be parted.

[eddotheshrew]

I realize people should read.....big factor, but when you are misguiding people by telling them the petition is for this or that...of course they are not gonna read...sad they don't but..he misguided them...

[pinoyyung]

LOOOOOOL YOU NEED LIKE BALLS OF STEEL TO DO THIS LLLLLLOOOOOOOL

[momof2preciousangels]

I freaking love this dude!!!!

[BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD]

@AIVIBITION

at 4:45 u cant even read what it says its too far away. ur easily fooled. u should go see a magic show i bet it would BLOW UR MIND

[22Mrjsmooth]

@BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD no, you can see if you pause and look hard.

[DonKissick1970]

As a registered Libertarian I disagree with a few of Mr. Dice's quips.

However, the concept behind this Gotcha video is undeniably brilliant.

Too many people allow themselves to wander through this world like sheep.

[BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD]

@AIVIBITION

I disagree. I think this is as scripted as Operation Repo. The petitions he's handing out probably dont say I'm a Moron. I think the ones he's handing out actually are for what he's telling them they are for. It seems like he's lying to the camera not the person.

I bet you your being fooled right now

[nord98]

LOL - He is laughing and saying it is something we can all agree on right to her face.

So bad. LOL

[greghannibal]

hahaha, I always read the petitions...

[BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD]

its dumb as hell what hes doing isnt cool, hes insulting and a total ass!

┌∩┐(●_●)┌∩┐

[ToddonCapeCod]

@BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD Obviously, you missed his point! Making you.........

It goes to show, in this Obamazation of America, people no longer use their brains! They act before they think!

I think you're just one of the suckers you'd sign the petition without thinking!

[BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD]

@ToddonCapeCod

i think your projecting. Obamazation? hes only president for 4 or 8 years. Lol umadbro i think you need professional help

[ToddonCapeCod]

@BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD How can I be projecting? First off, I wouldn't sign a petition saying I am a moron. Second, I wouldn't sign ANY petition for any of the left-wing, moonbat causes Mark was verbally stating in the video. So, where is your argument?

Yes, the Obamazation of America. Anyone who would vote for a "rock star" candidate, because he's "good-looking" or "hip" without asking, "can he really lead," is a -- to put it mildly -- MORON!!! And probably needs to be in a padded cell!

[BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD]

@ToddonCapeCod

rage on bro. i didnt vote durring that election so its not my fault. I dont vote because no matter who wins is just another puppet run by the same people

[ToddonCapeCod]

@BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD Then you truly are a moron

[eggiex1]

@ToddonCapeCod Yea, because if you voted for Obama, it MUST have been because he was a "rock-star" candidate, and McCain was clearly the ONLY one qualified to lead our nation. What a pompous, ignorant claim. You're only making yourself look like - to put it mildly - A MORON!! (c what I did thar) Jackass.

I thought this was a fairly by-partisan issue (the fact that people sign things so blindly) but all you conservative dickheads decided to turn this into a political fight. Morons.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@ToddonCapeCod Hahahaha.

The American people have been going without using their brain LOOOONG before Obama even thought of running.

[W77NL]

Haha fummy.

[SirJohnThe1st]

@CAPITALGAINSBRAH

The least offensive term I can apply to you is "potty mouth". Go start your own blog somewhere else where you can vent your invective dribble to your heart's content without subjecting us to your trash.

[PhoenixAquua2012]

It's very clear who the moron is here.

[LibraClassic]

36 people signed it.

[Revelation2ten]

Yeah there looked like a few people saw the headline but listening to mark talk signed it anyway.... What.....

[TheSpoiler001]

Maybe they were all dyslexic, and didn't realize what they were signing...NAH!!!

[bigj687]

whats funny are the people who pause for a minute and look like they're reading it, then just sign it. Are they just staring into space for 60 seconds or something?

[dovie2blue]

You could be signing away your rights to your children for all you know!!!!! So stupid!

[dovie2blue]

Yay for the old guy!

[djspeeddemon]

That's hysterical..no one has time to read the paperwork anymore..lol

[MaDmOnkyKungFu]

I think he would have gotten more sigs if he has stood in front of the DNC or Code Pink.

[44hst]

@MaDmOnkyKungFu yeah stupid democrats trying to have their own ideals and making our country a real democratic republic. fuck them!

[durhamdf]

@MaDmOnkyKungFu I think you got it worng buddy, Liberals are idealistic morons, but they can read! Inlike you retard redneck conservatives who flunked out of the 3rd grade!

[MaDmOnkyKungFu]

@durhamdf So how many times did you sign this petition?

[durhamdf]

@MaDmOnkyKungFu 4 times, but in my defense he was wearing a different disguise each time.

[MaDmOnkyKungFu]

@durhamdf lol

[projectoutdream]

congratulations, you've just contributed to the mass abuse of trust that has so destroyed our country. next time try doing that without lying outright. try advising people not to sign until they've read the short explanation. ask them what the heading says before they do. as it is your video is completely useless except to demonstrate how rude you can be if you make that your highest priority.

[SirJohnThe1st]

@projectoutdream

Were you born foolish or did you have to work at it? He is contributing to the education of the public with a very simple message: "Don't sign what you don't read." If you want an example of "mass abuse of trust", just wait until Obama moves his lips.

[projectoutdream]

@SirJohnThe1st yeah, well i guess that problem is fixed now, right? too bad the same can't be said for the measure of kindness in his heart. after hearing him belittle these people & callously berate the telemarketer who called him it's clearer now how he feels about his fellow human beings in comparison to himself. i lament the decline of every aspect of our society at least as much, but i'm not willing to sacrifice my compassion empathy to despise the victims of evil done in secret.

[Username42100]

Do you live in Carlsbad, or Encinitas, I forgot where it was though because It looks like that was at one of my local outdoor malls

[forensicdrew]

I LOVE this. Awesome. It just re-enforces what I've thought all along.

[Peoria3165]

This is classic!

[TheAmusingBunni]

They all must be democrats that voted for obummer!

[GodsReligionChannel]

hahahahahahahaha .... LMAO! We live in an era of mass stupidity in the U.S. and this video proves it!

[Superlamo]

George Carlin was right all along.

[trollman591]

Clearly you cannot fix stupid

[icrackaboy23]

lol

[lickdacat2]

It should have asked for political affiliation. I bet most were Democrat and none were Independent.

[MyMaeve]

All who signed that need to be stricken from the voter rolls. They are just too stupid to be trusted with voting, seriously. That's how we got into the mess we're in.

[americandanny]

Did many Mor(m)ons sign it? :)

[lickdacat2]

@americandanny Most Mormons I have met seem to be fairly intelligent. Morons on the other hand tend to flock to large cities.

[SirJohnThe1st]

@lickdacat2

Think that's from identifying with Lemmings they were watching on PBS? I wish those morons had identified more closely with the Dodos instead. . .

[22nappyhead]

Im speechless...smh

[MrGodkid]

Unfortunately for him, there is a book in Heaven that records what people thought they were signing up for, according to what he said, and on Judgement Day he will be expected to give an account for what actually their signature accomplished... not because God specifically is mad, but because he thinks he is great because of it and God loves to hear the details about people who think they have praise for something.

[DougyThug1]

@MrGodkid

RIGHT ON ! The Happpy Gilmore is going down !

[MyMaeve]

@MrGodkid  Oh puhleeze!

[lickdacat2]

@MyMaeve That is the truth, we have elected Rothschild puppets every election since JFK was murdered by Rothschild. Reagan may have been one exception but they surrounded him with criminals from the Rothschild Mafia.

[FreeMarketSecularist]

Two minutes into the video - you have only filmed blacks, hispanics and old white men signing it. Is this a coincidence or a result of centrally planned editing?

[progrockcoffee]

Individuals are smart; people are stupid.

[SteppenWolfMindGame]

Mark Dice is a genius! Just go es to show how stupid people really are.

[DougyThug1]

Should there not be a video-petition, with the headline: MARK DICE is a MORON

[terry455]

This video should be HD

[terry455]

@CAPITALGAINSBRAH

Ok, I agree.

I couldn't read that either.

[DominicMetal1979]

This doesn't surprise me at all. Dateline (?) did a hidden-camera episode where everyday people helped a man kidnap a child because he flashed a fake badge and used the voice of "authority". This is how the Holocaust happened -- because of the mindlessness of the common man.

[Treesrule14]

Why do you think that people are taking him credibly, he certainly is not taking them credibly.

[Treesrule14]

Why do you think that people are taking him credibly, he certainly is not taking them credibly.

[timberwolves100]

And to the people saying "This video is unfair because he is lying to the people and they trust him". LOL!

That's EXACTLY the same kind of technique politicians\corporations\gover­nment uses to get people to sign their rights away. For example they got people to agree with the "Patriot Act" because it sounds like a good thing and was sold as making us safe from terrorists. But in reality it gave authorities the right to monitor anyone for any reason taking away freedoms.

[SirJohnThe1st]

@timberwolves100

Excellent point! Another is the passage of the 17th Amendment to the Constitution that removed one of the designed checks and balances. Prior to that, Senators were not subject to undue influence from Lobbyists and campaign contributors, only influenced by their own states interests.

[timberwolves100]

This video should have millions of views. I bet anyone could do this same experiment and get nearly the same results. Sad indeed.

[jimmy2k4o]

"we're not registered" oh my fucking God XD happy to be a non-american!!!!!!!

[Mx1163]

Before I watched this (just reading the title) this was funny. 1/4 of the way through, it made me concerned. Then it was funny again.

[MishuTaste]

This is a CLASSIC Mark Dice skit.

[chopseh]

33 people signed this petition

[duncannichols1]

hahahahahahahaha

[TheShortyjjb9]

Lol it takes the guy at 3:18 a minute to think about what 20 - 6 is hahaha

[MishuTaste]

@TheShortyjjb9  Marijuana + basic math skills = ?

[SirJohnThe1st]

@TheShortyjjb9

Don't rag on the poor guy! He was just having a flashback from one of his parent's LSD trips. You can tell he is a prime example of our educational system and probably a New Math Guru.

[chadberry75]

oh...... i c obama's name on there.

[AstonMartinbyage25]

Now this is a very valid experiment. These results are pathetic though. What a shame..

[8shadowfanggranz8]

I LOVE YOU O.o

[wildbreeze999]

That second stoner kid looked like he was reading the headline and appeared stunned for a moment then went ahead and signed it anyway..... reminds me a bit about the diHydrogen Monoxide petitions years ago.

[Drjusmar]

@wildbreeze999 That stuff should be banned from the earth. People die from it being in your lungs.

[SirJohnThe1st]

@wildbreeze999

Maybe it took him a little while to read the petition and realize that it was true: he is a moron. . .

[williest1]

@wildbreeze999 - BAN H2O!! LOL :-P

[Jeramiah327]

cops r mean, lol

[YairGeva7]

3:18 holy shit this guys is QUICK!

[KALEI9475]

funny as hell

[lifendsoon]

This is just funny lol. So many morons in society

[zekehooper]

the mex-ckick was nice looking in the purple. Also, this shows how people are to trusting and really should read what they sighn. If Mark would have said it was to show what a moron you are then no one would sighn. A little miss direction on Marks part there. But then, that's life!

[nijikazegirl]

That is great!!!!!

[williest1]

33 people are morons. lol

[EyeLuvUSA]

@williest1 35 morons and counting LOL

[mredyhcapamab]

@williest1 38 people are probably libs, offended (as usual) that all the morons that signed it were signing it for lib causes. As expected. LOL

[themightyjoseph]

@mredyhcapamab Conradulations, you're a moron.

[eggiex1]

@mredyhcapamab It's OK, all I have to do is type "tea party" in the youtube search and find plenty of conservatives showing the world what kind of morons the conservatives can be, much more so than the liberals you are criticizing. As expected. LOL

[lucy9359]

this really gets me as a legal proffesional I am bugged by the common stupidity people are engaged in wow

[terry455]

@lucy9359

yeah..

emotions.

[XLibertyOrDethX]

I have exited my local department store in San Diego and when I read and state that I cannot sign because I disagree with the petition or it differs from what they say is on it, I have been almost bullied into signing it. I never do. Everyone you need to remember, ALWAYS read ANYTHING someone asks you to sign your name to. What are parents teaching their kids nowadays? lol

[DrDonSharpe]

@CessnaDriver2 It sure explains the Tea Party Movement

[XLibertyOrDethX]

@DrDonSharpe Im a tea Party member and I NEVER would have signed his petition. Blanket statements are ignorant. What if I say " all unions are socialists"? Makes me sound pretty dumb huh?

[SirJohnThe1st]

@DrDonSharpe

True, but maybe not in the spirit of your statement. If you are referring to the fact that Tea Party members tend to read and understand what they read, you are absolutely correct. If you are saying that the signers in the video were Tea Party, you are lost in the deep end of the Progressive pool.

[CessnaDriver2]

And they get to vote, explains a lot doesn't it?

[XLibertyOrDethX]

@CessnaDriver2 well, obama is in office lol