Morning Huddle/ 1-2-3 Drill

[Musicjunkie1029]

I hate to say it but this is absolutely true.. And its not solely with the personal bankers, it goes for the tellers as well. They want you to try and convince the customer for something that they don't want much less, need and if you don't make your numbers for the day or for the week, no matter how hard you try, it isn't good enough.

[pjnewyork84]

All big banks are the same, if you reach your goal they still want more, nothing is ever good enough! sell sell sell, Force customers to get the products they don't need . We just need to keep earning the CEO and other big wigs there paychecks! Come work as a teller for the day and see what it's like!

[ccw0413]

i think this is happens at every bank besides chase....

[yuriy0704]

Personal Bankers at Chase are slaves. Bankers are being pressured to cell online banking, credit cards and all the bullshit Chase has. Then, if Chase wants to fire same baker, Chase finds or just twist facts around and fires bankers. That is true, everyone is afraid to speak up.

[Kprokid06]

Same thing at wells fargo

[alyssabitches]

I love my branch and bm. We call ours our morning cuddle :) ha ha ha

[sdroflah]

This is EXACTLY the same thing as PNC

[dapper892]

@chasesux true to an extent dude, it all depends on the district and the branch... I worked in the best branch in the best district in the country for 2 years.  It was a lot like this bc there is a disconnect between what upper management wants and what gets put on the floor, it honestly is still better then any other bank all around. B of A is a fee for all bank, they fuck clients on fees like no other. I'm at a branch now where I dont get microed like this, I'm killing it - the right way...

[danlandon100]

how did u make a viedo like this? like where do u go to do it

[seizethemoose]

Lol. This brings back memories... Infuriating memories. I wasn't a banker, but I worked with them in platform. Chase seems to be always finding a way to keep them from paying what the bankers worked hard for. The chargebacks and pay conditions aren't right. All these conditions and rules makes it so that its almost impossible to get a decent paycheck without screwing a customer over. I'm sure other major banks are the same.

[beachrebel801]

Oh god. I worked for Chase as a banker for nearly two years. That stupid huddle was my morning for every two years. I make it my personal mission to talk people out of taking job offers as PB's for Chase.

[kaidyn2009]

WELLS FARGO!!!! aahahahahahaha! Love the video

[lownbreezy1]

Check out my video "life as a teller" sums up teller life well

[pointblnk01]

Arman the district manager from The Lower Midtown District Manager is a prick.....Bastard!!! Fuck YOu russian!!! Jerome fuck you

[pointblnk01]

Arman the district manager from The Lower Midtown District Manager is a prick.....Bastard!!! Fuck YOu russian!!!

[mellopurple]

Thank God for the small banks. Treating employees and customers the way they should be!!!

[closer1775]

Silverlrbis, what's with 2/11?

[dea7hr0w]

lol i can go to mcdonalds and replace you... sooo WF's haha

[ilv2032]

lmao this is like sovereign! lol thank god i no longer work there

[rob808pf]

I work and Chase and this is SPOT ON!

[dmarshawn]

Let me add I now work for another financial institution and it's nothing like chase!

[dmarshawn]

This is exactly Chase! I worked there for almost 2 years and this happens everyday oh don't forget module 5! Lol Rheir unethical ands they don't care they give 90 year olds 2-3 cc and they force products on people even if they don't need them, they hire incompitent young managers to push sells cause it's all about making quotas and getting Pvc's I absolutly hated it!!!!!!!!!

[rgizzle211]

It is def like this...I don't know wtf you're talking about Cheatmasterpokesav

[Koenig9elfer]

hahahahahaha



[cheatmasterpokesav]

Fuck this I work at chase and it's nothing like like.. Dickhead

[grey22ghost]

@cheatmasterpokesav - this is a cookie cutter image of chase; janitors have lower expectations.

[grey22ghost]

this is a cookie cutter image of chase; janitors have lower expectations.

[TheUnhappybanker]

@cheatmasterpokesav

Yeah, well I've worked ther for YEARS and it IS!!!!!!!!! IT IS, IT IS, IT IS!!!!

[Jahnely]

CHASE WHAT MATTERS!

[tallybucsfan28]

To mbailey--stop drinking the cool aid. I'm a very succesful banker, and I think this has got to be the most hiliarious thing I have ever seen. Drink the cool aid at work if you have to. Come on though! Defending the mind numbing rhetoric we hear every day on you tube is just pathetic.

[65Spitty]

Bank of america

[prplmnky]

Jamie Dimon visited this video 3 times.

[1cheeseballgal]

oh MY GOSH....TOOOO FUNNY! whoever wrote this, must have an in at Chase.

[degreater1]

Chase is the best

[mbailey003]

i see lots of negative comments on the process at banks however i dont see anyone willing to trade dda commitments for hamburger commitments at mcdonalds. do the job and shut up, be glad you have a job at all and make the best of it...i bet all the people with something bad to say were failures at their job and blame the bank for it...thats coming from a banker who truly understands the why behind the process

[TheUnhappybanker]

@mbailey003 How's the cool-aid taste?!

[meorrrguy]

lol this is bad ass

[nohoghettoarmo]

Eh, im immune to the huddle already.

[l3r0k3nAng3L69]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! omg! this is awesome... its hilarious n so damn tru

[Desolatorx2]

check out "chase huddle role play" :D

[chubbzeeubbzee]

As an Ex-Chase Personal Banker I can certainly relate to this video, laugh my ass off and come to the conclusion that it is 100% correct. For someone to take offense to this, especially a current Chase employee, is mindblowing and hilarious at the same time!

[skippybrowns]

I worked for Chase for 4 years and this is so true. Their sales tactics suck. I encourage anybody who is at Chase that gets approached by an employee to scream bloody murder and make a scene.

[Desolatorx2]

love it! after watching a bunch of these I made my own since I work for Chase as well.... go check it out by clicking on my name or typing in "chase huddle role playing" and let me kno what u think..

[GuillermoG1983]

Im sorry Osiank, But I worked for Bank One and then Chase Bank. I was with the bank for 5 years. Chase sucks and what they make you do is horrible. They make you do things that isnt right for the customer. They will give each client as many credit cards as they can. As many checking. Anything to make sales sales sales. Its a horrible company and they are in it for Stricly the money and dont care about the client. HORRIBLE!!!!

[swkccr]

Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant

[obamasux2010]

the huddles actually work....uuhhhh NOT!!!...osiank..i'm sorry ur drinkin tha kool laid honey but WAKE UP!!! your little bonus you DON't wk hard for will NOT be given to you next year darlen....jus like everyone else, the higher ups will look for ways to f*u*k YOU out of your small bonus....start worryin bout your little audit honey an less on the meaningless morning huddles:)

[stangasser]

I agree!! Chase fuckin Sucks!!!! This was on of the ten things that chase made us do that wasted our time at work. OsianK, ur a fuckin dumb ass cause its the same thing every day and nothing ever changed!!! it was the biggest waste of time ever!! if u dont want to be able to be ur self than work for chase. I was a branch manager and quit because u cant to anything on ut own. work at chase if ur a follower not a leader!!!!!!!!!!

[osiank]

You don't work for Chase, and even if you do, there are a lot of things you are not understanding right!!!!!!! Just try to move your thing that you sit on and do something that might help!!!!! Good luck!!!!

[chasesux]

@osiank - 1st of all, i did work for chase, and was quite successful. You are a spineless drone and a moral bottom feeder if you feel that the way Chase conducts its business is both ethical and "right" for the customers and their needs. You will not get promoted by kissing ass in a youtube forum however im sure its a small glimpse into your empty head and brown nose from being so far up your managers ass! The huddles are crap! Employees ARE treated as expendable and moralis VERY low!

[chasesux]

@osiank - Wake up and take and honest look around. Oh, and here's a news flash- YOUR BOSS DOES KISS ASS! He may make it seem like he doesnt but he DOES- there is no other way to become a BM at Chase w/o kissing ass!

[osiank]

This is a total BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The huddles actually work, i mean for those who at least try to listen and take something useful for themselves!!!!!!!!!! We have huddles every morning, and it's not same s..t every time, we all try to make it different, especially the manager. And he doesnt lick anybody's ass, cause he knows exactly what he is doing, and how to do his work!!!!!!!! I am shocked with the video and especially the commments.

[blueballzstudio]

ur a douche....this is exactly how it is. Now, I command you to get off your knees and wipe off your chin.

[closer1775]

Chase wants to take away everone's individuality. Market Managers follow this shit and don't speak up becuase they are fearfull of loosing there own jobs. Market Managers at Chase don't even know how to do there own jobs and only got lucky or kissed the right ass to be a Market Manager. Market managers are a bunch of clueless pussy's and are afraid to speak up and back the staff up. They are only out for themselves.

[SilverIrbis]

@closer1775

Just wait for February 2011...

[closer1775]

This huddles and scripts bite ass and dont work. Let the sales people be sales people not scripted robots. Same for the Branch managers who buy in to this shit. They dont belive it either and are afraid to speak up becuase of fear of loosing there job. Working at Chase is like working at the fcken GAP or Old Navey. Customers think this is some dumb shit aswell and only deal with the shit becuase they are to dumb to go elsewhere.

[closer1775]

Managers and up don't know shit and hide behind a title and should never be in that role. A majority of Managers and above would be better fits for Sr. Tellers or PFRs. You all know who you are. Management and above are a bunch of lost souls who dont know dick and pray every night to keep there job. Bunch of kiss ass fake wanna be leaders.

[closer1775]

Managers make the big salary while you do this dumb shit to make them look good. A huge majority of the succes only comes from dumb ass customers who walk in only becuase it's convienant not because of this huddle shit and script's drive them in. Stay away if you desire to work at Chase. Not a place for a career. If you need a job and can suck up to managers and willing to loose your individuality then your a good fit. Chase has nothing on Wells or BofA.

[lilk623]

lmfao0o0 hahahaha i hate the huddle y do tellers have 2 be there o0o0 yea how many referals for the daii

[obamasux2010]

so true...the morning huddles is where the dumbass managers shine....poor little managers....

[FREDDIE1016]

and the PNL lol

[nthinggldcansty]

yeahh i work for fifth third bank, we do this same shit every morning haha

[kelisabetk]

OMG this is so true. I work in a bank. This sounds like our morning huddles.

[toyotas2006]

System upgrade/delink is so true!

LOL

[Kisa6969]

This is so true at all banks!!!!!!!

[DaJinx1]

Chase to the Tee!!

[Youteezay]

LOL why don't you go under the desk and lick my pussy

[turbo1964]

using the word "faggot" is not cool or funny. clip was pretty good until then.

[Youteezay]

thats your opinion

[Haunt26]

yes it is, faggot.

[degreater1]

why wasn't it funny? coz u r one of them?

[Nitu2001]

Same shit at BofA.

[MYBLOCKPARTY]

so true. glad i am gone

[ELCUCUI159]

Ive been at chase 7 years now. I hate this corp. Morning huddle. raises are shit. Fuck everyone. I know the economy is shit but i will slit my wrist if i work there any longer.

[degreater1]

it took you 7 years to realize that you work for a company like this? why don't get the hell out of here and get a life

[BeRealPlease]

hahahahah omg! i remember these days! Im glad I QUIT before i went crazy!!!

[nich617]

LOL!!!!! This is so true. This is the most amazing thing I have ever watched.

[mrmet75]

Welcome to Wachovia!!! R.I.P

[loanranger73]

Boy do I ever remember those chase days.  Over 10 yrs of my life, busting my butt for a 20 something DM to buy a new car every week. Glad that is over

[tadshackles]

You had a 20 something DM!?!?!? Mine was a late 30s soccer mom bitch who literally never said a single sentence that wasnt read verbatim from the DM manual... I hated that cow!

[schlogz]

WOW!!! This sounds just like MY JOB!!!! ARRGHHHH!!!!

[victorlizano]

This video inspired me to learn to create one of my own... thanks

[kristiofca]

totally wellsfargo!!!!! hilarious!

[popejeffthefirst]

This is definitely Wells Fargo......believe me. haha.

[notyobeezy]

hahahahaha... so have sum girls at my work that lie like this.. hahahahhahahahahahaa baby momma and friend u know who i am talkin about.. lmao

[zetachevy]

This is what I deal with everyday!!

[zetachevy]

This is ALL B of A!!

[jamespmarx]

This is genius, pure genius. I will hold a tazer to my BM and make him watch this 30 times.

[baderis07]

go go the wells fargo motto

[JessicaEnos08]

its just like citi too i guess theyre all the same!

[rocktepe23]

This sounds like chase...i hate chase bank....its the worst bank to work for.

[bizzybozzy1]

and chase

[rexraym]

LOL This is exactly like Wells Fargo!

[flyingnut1980]

Sounds like a day at my branch! I'd love to email this video to Charlie Scharf when they fuck my SBS incentive plan more! haha

[e01w82i1268k]

That's bullshit they feed you from the top as an excuse to push people to the edge. They micro-manage to the point of constant discomfort at the workplace while finding inventive ways to reduce payroll (i.e. annual payouts of 401k matches, extending charge-back terms, requiring more to get paid on convenience items, and adding lifetime caps to entire household). Its gotten significantly worse during the recession because its known people are afraid of losing their jobs. This video is spot on.

[83carb350]

you my friend.... are an idiot.

[l1m1t3r]

HAHAHAH story of my life. Those damn huddles and awkward role playing.

[punkroxs]

Holy shit that is so funny and hits it right on the head on how morning huddles work at Chase

[jessbarnett]

Whats funny, is that at my Bank we played this at our morning meeting. It reminds me so much. Our morning has turned into this B.S. crap too. I like my job, I'm a teller, not a sales person!

[kenmei18]

hahahahah CHAFE sucks balls and rips off it's employees all the time

[DonQuixote1945]

Holy shit.... I thought I was just unlucky with the two banks I've worked out.... They're all shit..

[83carb350]

Pure chase. Wat a shit company. Morale is so low in nj north. Everyone hates their job. Even the branch mgr told me yesterday how bad he hates this shit. Hahaha

[jackdiesel7]

yes this is exactly what chase is like lmao and also how wells fargo is like this video is priceless chase shoves the scripts and 123 drill up ur ass every day

[Rizzler16]

Fuck CHASE that NAZI Camp! WAMU RUUUULED. YES this is how CHASE is. I think they made this specifically for chase due to the exact lingo. Most lingo is similar...but some if it is exact CHASE lingo.

[tealallen2]

haha i am a manager at chase. this video is awesome!! its exactly how it is and it does not work!!

[WTFbanker]

Great job!! Luv seeing the word getn out! I think you will enjoy these as well!! WTFbanker vids

[advancepsi]

Haha...so this is what Chase is like?