The Civil War on Drugs Chapter 5 - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC

[jinkyum888]

If you look closely, those horses are fake.

[Greater419]

My e-mail name is sam brown!!!!!

[Owliganka]

Robert E. Lee was actually the smartest general of the war. He almost won with a third of the troops and supplies. But I know it's just a comedy.

[BeElite10]

If u fire at 90 degrees the only way it would go straight down was if there was no upper or lower atmospheric wind

[TheHasso12]

5:51 I SLEPT IN AND MISSED IT! Made me piss myself laughin' and his face was just perfect !

[pmbrenner91]

As a Civil War reenactor, I have nothing to say...

Wow.

[halomasta500]

I ain't gonna lie, when them bad guys started shootin' at ey, I peed all down the front of my war pants.....

[xXPH4GGaTr0n5o0oXx]

HAY!!! GOOD TO SEE YA!!

[JordanHF00]

the best part is 1:10

[Kazeromaru]

3:39 I saw it happen before I actually saw it happen.

[megotsawii]

11 minutes till my video uploads, 11 minutes of this video...seems like a fair trade

[MinnesotaTwinsFan94]

By the time Grant was the leading general of the Union, Jackson was already dead.

[comustionman]

are there nay more of these

[JordanHF00]

@comustionman heres all of them in one video [.]youtube[.]com/watch?v=_HDK-­-vBMhU

[dpw12345678]

beautiful horsees



[generaltodd2]

Except Grant was nowhere near Jackson at any point in the war?

[kkloikok]

Ok fist of all lee wud have commanded an army a colonel commands a batallion

Two u send a squad in the civil war on a spec ops mission ur fucked send a company

Three 'c brigade' fucking pricks companies are identified by letters every thing else is identified by numbers

U guys r dumbasses and have no respect for our military

[hdizdiz14]

@kkloikok you mean the yankee and confederate dumbasses of the 18th century.

[tomatoesarecool]

@kkloikok They had a man name zeke who killed a man with his own stomach and then shot himself by shooting straight up in the air. They're obviously not taking logic into this video.Its comedy, you pretentious douche bag.

[ihatejimmy]

if you did shoot strait up in the air, wind would carry it away from your original location thus the bullet will not land on you

[ihatejimmy]

@ihatejimmy also, no one likes a nerd

[stuffedsonic]

@ihatejimmy You are also forgetting that the terminal velocity of a bullet falling straight down. isn't fast enough to kill someone,

[AlexAlexMad]

@ihatejimmy its fricking comedy. nobody gives a damn about physics. 

[hdizdiz14]

@ihatejimmy the bullet would not be intact enough to cause harm upon coming back down. when it got to the thick part of the atomspehere traveling that fast, it would burn up.

[dickbuttttx4]

@hdizdiz14 If you fired a round exactly 90degrees, then yes it would go down and kill you idiot

[sirwooley]

@dickbuttttx4 Actually you're the dolt, windage and elevation bro. Elevation was right, but wind, even the slightest, is gonna make it land somewhere else.

[MrMolmem]

@hdizdiz14 the atmosphere? really? seeing how the troposphere, the layer of atmosphere closest to earth's surface is approximately 9 miles from the surface of earth, it is HIGHLY unlikely, and pretty much damn impossible, a musket ball could ever reach that distance.

[TimBatan]

I SLEPT IN AND MISSED IT!!

[blackjesus136]

MY NAME IS BJÖRN AND IM GONNA RIP YO' HEAD OFF!

[prettychicish]

ha ha drugs yumm

[OpSRated]

3 people killed themselves with their own gun

[IGOTREALLYHIGHTODAY]

LMAO HIS HEAD JUST BLEW OFF

[IVIachineHeadRocks]

7:00 "what's that?" I'll answer that, piles of shit, running at you..

[DefectiveDave]

I SLEPT IN AND MISSED IT!

[johnhjoker]

Did that just shoot? Lol

[itunesfan31]

3 people shot bullets strait up...

[DarfPeanut]

ROFL!



[mattakudesu]

The pathway is rough and muddy...



[bones22j]

YEA DOUG!!!

[zion2train]

my name is matt and im addicted to drugs

[mcave149]

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[hitmankgm]

@mcave149 go away.

[mjloaner]

Am i the Only one who pissed themselfs Laughing When the Bullet Came Down?

[mjloaner]

My Name Is Zeke.. And i once killed a MAn Using Nothing But His Own Stomach....... O_e

[ducktapegirll]

NO DONT KILL MY TREVOR!!!!!

[jman62029]

i like it how everyone is saying this isnt historicly accurate when the title is the civil war ON DRUGS *facepalm*

[steverino4444]

this is so fake they didn't have HD cameras in the civil war i cant belive poeple actually belive this shit!!!!!!!!!! btw, if u belived that i was being serious, you dont belive in sarcasm... have a nice day

[livefreeskate69]

keep pressing 3..... someone just farted...

[PhenomenalHeadShot]

I just shot that bullet perfectly straight up into the air X D

[Glowmunster666]

ZEEK NO

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAMFOxD

[Learil]

Man... physics is a bitch...

[madsponger]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ................... the parels of battle

[xXxCLEMSONxXx]

after he say i sleept in and missed it u can hear a guy laughin if u listen 5:53

[waterbgg]

Just saying that is physically impossible

[Mr2Cross1Chain3]

Wtf, Grant wasn't in charge this early in the war!



[113BTS]

@Mr2Cross1Chain3 chill out dude ethis isnt historicly accurate if want to be a nerd watch the history channnel PS NO ONE CARES!

[lyssalove123able]

i peed the poo out of myself......

[nathanielhrt9]

that was sooooooo funny when Zeke died from his own shot

[soulsistah102]

someone missed the like button D:

[samweavertv]

i just shot that bullet straight up in the air

[drahcir247]

did timmy say lester or im a molester

[deuceonmyface]

239 like 1 douche

[MChelpAndTuts]

Nope! Chuck testa.

[StefanMeichner]

i guess he really was a good shot! hahahah

[monkeynut000]

lol this is back when they learned bullet shot straight in air = (Grown Up's arrow roulette) comes back down and hits sender.

[emocoon666]

@monkeynut000 hey it was PERFECTLY straight up in the air get it RIGHT!!!

[MrSamethan]

nope chuck testa!

[shadowreapeification]

weres chuck norris when you need him XD

[diogeneslaertius666]

i peed the poo out of myself

[giganticky]

I SAID ONE THING TIMMY.

[blackserenade24]

there may not be alot of us...

[GreenGearMood]

MAH NAME IS DOUG AND I CAN CUT A RUG

[emocoon666]

@GreenGearMood and i can cut a rug and i can cut a rug!

[GreenGearMood]

@emocoon666 :'D

One of the greatest characters ever made.

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

@GreenGearMood ...My name is Zeke.

[copout211]

Aww crap we killed Kenny

[brandonlace]

NOPE! Chuck testa!

[PYTHONONLY]

i peed the poo out of my self hahahahaha lol

[iammach]

"Stone Wall Jackson" was not called "Stone Wall" yet.

[themadhatter10771]

meet in that big-ass feild haha

[ipwnallnubscuzirock]

something something good clip something something awww, it's the last season.

[Cain3697]

Well, if you really want to know. If the bullet really flies straight up it will end up tumbling back down which means it will have a low terminal velocity and never reach the speeds it was fire at. Enough to hurt but not to kill......But who cares?

[mexen0]

if you shoot a bullet straight up its imposible it lands at the same location.

[compactdisk2]

@mexen0 Unlikely. Not impossible. It's a fucking comedy sketch. Lighten up.

[thepielover70]

would need a jizzle while watching this. Sad that it's the fifth and final season. D:

[XStaticSc0p3zX7]

i wonder if they were actually smoking weed while filming this ?

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Killed a man with his own stomach? Man I've only done it with a rifle lol.

[cocadoodledoomoo]

fucking hilarious

[ASurvivorOnAFarm]

There may not be a lot of us.........

[DrewDuff007]

Timmy's been three parts now...not enough. He's hilarious. All of WKUK is.

[nexus500]

*did that thing just shoot???*

[wtfstreetsmhd]

lolz agreed



[darkstarrhino]

"I just shot that bullet Perfectly up in the sky"

We are verry Glad to have you

BAM... AHHHHHH!!!!!

[kattemp13]

TEMPLETON IS MY LAST NAME!~

[petergriffin001]

Zeke looked like Revolver Ocelot

[SIurm]

@petergriffin001 sounded like him too

[battlebots1]

I was like: wait... if it was straight up in the air then won't it land...

[battlebots1]

thumbs up if you patted your knees and clapped with them.

[camoflage369]

i once killed a man with his own stomach 

[blink182rob88]

One powerful musket they used to kill timmy

[mattakudesu]

my name is jon and im good at voyeurism, good at voyeurism, good at voyeurism...

[MrBluntsworth420]

"I JUST SHOT THAT BULLET PERFECTLY STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR."

LMFAO!!! This is the best wkuk sketch for sure!

[MrTySweet]

I slept in and mees't it!!!!!

[iguanamarie]

sirs! SIIIIIIIIIIIRRSSS!!!

[mrjimmyos]

Oh man, so good, the whole campfire scene was gold

[nocliper101]

Battalion= 500-1000 soldiers

Squad= 5-10 men

Brigade= 2-5 Battalions

Company= 75-200 soldiers

They have an undermanned squad.

[Tony78454]

my name is tony and i am a good at dressing myself. dressing myself. at dressing my self. whos next?

[sdevine1000]

Wo sam i dont realy think you should try to smoke the weed stuf out of that thing..... its ok i chekt it.....BANG!!!!.....did that just shoot?..noding...looking up..slowly scooting to the side :D LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Jpeacock95]

There may not be alot of us.... (awkward silence). You gonna say anything else? Me? No. lol

[chuk8282]

MY name is Timmy and Im a really loyal friend and Im a godd liste...

I said one thing Timmy!

[chuk8282]

LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE.......

[420Gianni]

There may not be alot of us.....

[lukesta12]

5:06 this is where the double tap from zombie land comes in handy

[armyfreakm1a1]

timmy died aww men i liked him

[Stupidthingsstudios]

And I just played dead through the whole dang thing! :D

[soulsistah102]

Hahah, i literally laughed out loud: "My name is doug, and i can cut a rug, and i can cut a rug...." xD

[MagWrath]

Miss this show allready? check this

watch?v=durfXqz5FyA

[axelreaper667]

"I just shot that bullet perfectly straight up into the air"

[the0US0marine]

Timmy was killed and then quickly reincarnated into a reporter....just like Kenny comes every episode of South Park.....Timmy is Kenny.....-mind blown-

[lebanesepat]

Who else saw that coming lol shoot a bullet straight in the air

3:44

[AllyBal]

Doug can cut a rug.

damn, Darren can get it.

[Jackdanielsbullrider]

I just shot that bullet perfectly straight up in the air!!!!! LMFAO

[Jackdanielsbullrider]

I just shot that bullet perfectly straight up in the air!!!!! LMFAO

[IcyScythe]

LOL 9:03 KILLED ME. Was not expecting that roflmao

[TheMarblosity]

pause at 10:30

[the0US0marine]

@TheMarblosity What about it?

[TheMarblosity]

@the0US0marine Sorry, i meant 10:32

[TheEllampalli]

I said to myself "Zeke, that bullet is going to come back down."

And what do you know, it did.

[airsoftmaniac1997]

Lol I was cracking up when the guy shit his head off

[wolfblood94]

thumbs up if you saw zeks death coming hahahaha piceless

[kiteofdark]

5:49 I SLEPT IN AND MISSED IT! =D

[18greene]

I SLEPT IN AND MISSED IT!

[GaramRee]

US Grant is a motherfuckin mobster.

[Hay44444]

I JUS SHOT THAT BULLET STRAIGHT INTO THE AIR.

[Stavros175ish]

Is this the wkuk movie they were gonna make? I thought they ment like a legit movie not a youtube movie, i still like this but it would of been nice to have a feature length movie.

[atchisrj1]

Okay this was kinda gay with the code word shit. lol

[TetraVaalBioSecurity]

@atchisrj1 I just logged into my Brother's Facebook page and stared reciting those same words to random chicks on his chat.

[jonowonoponosono]

this is SO embarrassing to watch

I LOVE IT

[TheShifter1001]

they should of got john marston to help

[DarkShadowMegadeth]

Lol! I love Doug.

"I can cut a rug." Haha.

[packerfrk]

May not be many of us..

[emocoon666]

@packerfrk gonna say anything else?

[archxnight]

Who... the hell... disliked this?!

[joshhill212]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I finally got cable just so i could watch The Whitest Kids You Know just to find out that the 5th season is the last well hopefully i still have the movie to look foward to.... (hopefully)

[FloridaCracker13190]

I said one thing, Timmy!

[xKAsoccer10x]

i said one thing timmy!

[WKUKForever99]

NOOOO!!!!! TIMMYYYY!!!! DDDD:

[WKUKForever99]

?!?!?! My friggin Tivo cut off the last 5 minutes of this! Thank god for Youtube!!! :)

[trezeafriendly]

i love darren, he's look like a cross betw ben foster and christoph waltz

[donrules10]

its the guy from ms march!

[MrMemorex91]

@donrules10 it took you that long to realize this

[SotaBoyOG]

uh wheres 6? did it not air on tv even yet?

[KingDerekx]

@SotaBoyOG Tonight.

[haloreachmaniac1945]

83 people's bed rooms are warm and inviting

[ilovemytophes]

I am loving this series! I wish thsi weren't their last season :(

[D3beast9714]

oh my god! they killed Timmy! YOU BASTARDS!!!!

[DarkFireBlade25]

@D3beast9714 that's like "omg they killed Kenny!"

[C0braCa5tald1]

@DarkFireBlade25 No shit Shirlock

[MrLotion69]

A man just shot himself in the head.. Story time!

[TP95TP]

i shot that bullet perfectly straight up in the air!

[chaz6018]

definetly one of the best things wkuk has done...im just sad that this is the last season

[mrpandaowns]

@chaz6018 wtf seriosly

[wtfkidproductions]

@chaz6018 in a way is like wkuk's last words

[TheDudeStinson]

@chaz6018 it is ?? D":

[privatedelta9]

@chaz6018 Wait wait whoa man whoa PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING???

[chaz6018]

@privatedelta9 ya, sorry it is super sad...they are making a wkuk movie and i dunno if they are working on some other show together, but their website says fifth and final season

[privatedelta9]

@chaz6018 Well fuck man dammit to hell cursed to the damn channel why is it everything thats actually good on tv gets either canceled or retired what the fuck man?!

[StephenHardyMusic]

These are so freaking funny. Perfect