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  • drive by on smurf village hahaha

  • BAHAHAH!!!! I love the end of this! After allllll that, and you hear "did i score expert?" LOL!

  • I just went through Combat Arms tech school...What a blast. After getting to my first duty station, I now realize a lot of this. Best video ever!

  • I HATE CATM

  • @rsfsniper And CATM LOATHES you!!!!

  • @USMC03Grunt nope catm loves cops that pass first time around. cuz we just wanted to leave asap

  • @rsfsniper Then why do so many of you shit the bed that we have to refire half the class? 18 out of 30 for TRQC to qualify, many cops can't even accomplish this yet I can drag out my old ancient GUU, put her on "auto" shoot the same qualification phase and still pass. Not really difficult.

  • @USMC03Grunt then i guess u got some pussies sorry bout that luck got hillbilys u will be fine

  • @USMC03Grunt Probably because some were dropped on their heads one too many times. Nothing more said.

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  • This was outstanding and so true! I was CATM from 84 - 92 and it just cracked me up.

  • ROFL! Being a 20yr SMSgt, Cat A shooter and expert with M16/M4 and M9, I have seen SO much of this that it's almost as sad as it is funny. Loved it!

  • HAhAHA this is aweeesome...Going to CATM school on May 17th

  • I love it, haven't laughed this much in weeks.

  • I want to go to CATM again lol another shot at marksman

  • OMG!!! This is hilarious!!! I think it is funny how much people try to blame you for their problems. It's also funny how the responses are pretty much Air Force wide.

  • HAHAH this is good! I love it!

  • CATM pisses me off they act like they have to go by the book, but after they go down to check your score, when they come back with your score, they ask you are you deploying soon? if yes you passed, if no you failed! seen it a hundred times.

  • wow, its so hard to load ammo backwards. Its so true, officers are so dumb when qualifying, they dont want to listen to anyone or act like little children.

  • Flawless. God this made me laugh.

  • Spot on! By far the best one, and right on for base pop!

  • CATM is such a bunch of wannabe Army biatches!!!

  • @peasedefender One of the non-shooters, huh? Sorry you suck at shooting but I still have no problem UQing your ass if you can' make the cut. Man the fuck up or get out, that's my policy and I won't cut you any slack!!!

  • CATM is such a bunch of wannabe Army biatches!!!

  • @peasedefender For starters, sunshine, the Army troopies are trained by their NCOIC's on the range so if the NCO is a tard with a gun... so are his/her troops. Most Army retreads can't get over their leaking taco about putting a round in the chamber of the M9! "I don't like doing it that way because we didn't do it that way in the Army". Well in the Air Force we tend to have more folks that are mentally capable of carrying one in the chamber, and not having a negligent discharge. Get over it.

  • @NCcountryboy75 No shit!!!

  • @NCcountryboy75 hey hillbilly don't try to be more than you are. ie a overpaid underworked security guard who gets to play god at the range. Sad to think the AF needs people to work at CATM fulltime. And the AF still can't shoot worth a F@#$....

  • @peasedefender wow... real good comeback.  I don't work the security part at all. I'm now a civil service CATM instructor so I get to deal with idiots like you who grace my classroom thinking you already know it all. Yep, they need us. Maybe if the other branches had us, they'd be a bit more proficient with their weapons. Let me guess... Army? One of those who has their sgt make their sight adjustments for them on the range because you're too incompetent to realize up and right are clockwise?

  • haha this video is so true, i couldn't stop laughing! Good vid i get one of these students about every class.

  • Outstanding! I haven't been in uniform in 18 years and I couldn't breathe for laughing so hard. Substitute "army" and throw in an occasional "sir" and this could have been any day as a range NCO. I'll bet Centurion Semper Maximus had the same conversation before the First Punic War at the javelin range!

  • Nice 1 bro, Nice 1!!!!!

    

  • These are no shit excuses that will come up frequently. I love it! LOL!!!!!

  • Love it! It's SOOO true!

  • Lol I love it. I am not CATM but I am Security Forces and this is so true. Hate seeing them shoot.

  • Critique84 I guess you didn't understand my comment, I was referring to the rest of the Air Force who don't carry a weapon on a daily basis. To get a clue before coming out to the range, because it's not the first time they handled a weapon. They still shoot in basic right? I'm referring to the M16 or M4. Yes I'm fully aware of the blue beret aka thunder chicken, dirty bird, chicken hawk etc..... I use to wear one but I traded it for a different color. Now you know

  • I love it. So true!!! Hey!!! You miscounted!!!! I got 12 not 11!!!! Ok, so you got 12... You still fail dumb ass!!!!!

  • that was awsome lol, my dad just retired from the airforce after 27 years as a cop. hes now a trainer at Ellsworth AFB, he just showed me this LOL.

  • LMFAO!!!! I just got done with one shooter who was like this video. This is my motivation. Shooters don't understand how stupid they sound. I had a chick today that told me that she wouldn't do it the way i told her because she don't feel right. Oh yeah she failed and said she works an office job anyway, WTF.

    Also cops arent the only group A shooters.

  • LMFAO!!!! I just got done with one shooter who was like this video. This is my motivation. Shooters don't understand how stupid they sound. I had a chick today that told me that she wouldn't do it the way i told her because she don't feel right. Oh yeah she failed and said she works an office job anyway, WTF.

  • I am CATM and everything in this video I hear at least once a week. When I first started I though these people were just joking but pepole are 100% seriuos when they ask you this stuff. And @titan its not just beret wearer's who aren't group B there are more than just people who wear a beret.

  • I am SF myself and I deal with CATM on a daily basis and I hear all of these stories all of the time. Lol

  • @Titanzero6- from the sound of it you don't realize that CATM is a job in the Air Force and "B" shooting group is anyone in the Air Force who doesn't wear a Beret. Now you know.

  • Actually I was the one that made it. Every comment or just plain dumb action the shooter makes is what I have seen or heard over the years.

  • hehehe hahaha whoever made this really knows his shit. This is awesome!

  • Classic!!!

  • wow, that doesn't surprise me

  • Alright, who copied everything I say?

  • Hooah AF nonshooters, that's exactly it please find a clue. I really enjoyed that was very funny. Now to the real AF shooters, yes for those that don't know the AF does have ground shooters, continue to shoot straight and make'em count. See you downrange......... to the jet drivers, keep the CAS coming.......

  • Awesome!

  • awesome lol

  • Everyone knows students don't sign the 710!

  • :-o Jesus Jumping Christ On A Pogo Stick! Classic!

  • Love it!

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