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  • solo makes me JIZZ...

  • I love the Justin Beiber version of this "The thing that us to should be (friends) " so underrated to this version =]

  • # 3000 to like!!!! Hell yeah!!!

  • Underrated song. I love it, its so evil and bad ass.

  • like if you got into HP Lovecraft because of this song!

  • 46 dislikes. Really?

    

  • @DevilsMusicENT

    Chicks or deeply homosexual individuals, all 46 of 'em.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Pff... I'm a homo, and I like this.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    You are definitely on the way to conversion then.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer I'm going to ignore the offensive implications of what you say, and only say this:

    I've been a fan of Lovecraft and Thrash Metal a looooong fucking time before I knew I was bi.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    You can ignore it, or you can not ignore it. I don't give a fuck.

    The fact remains that this is not music for homos. Too damn bad if you can't handle that.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Too bad, I'm a homo and a diehard Metallica fan. I guess the genre and fanbase is tainted now. I guess Kirk should hang himself too, since, as far as appearances and behavior goes, he's an even bigger homo than I am.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    Kirk Hammett might well be a homo, that doesn't have a thing to do with what I'm talking about. Kirk Hammett had ZERO to do with this song, as is true of 99% of the rest of Metallica's music. He's just a guy who can play flashy solos, doesn't know shit about composing a song. Hetfield and Ulrich wrote this song, and they needed Lovecraft too, and the sentiments in the song are not amenable to understanding by a dicksucking buttfucking pansy. Sorry.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer

    I'm a chick, and a homo. Lololol, how wrong and ignorant can you get?

  • @sammienoelle

    Then get the fuck out of here, you carpet munching bean squisher. This ain't Lady Gaga.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer You seem to have quite the infatuation with "homos" and an innate sense for what they like and are capable of. I'm guessing most people can figure out what that must mean.

  • @Christobird

    That move takes about two neurons to make. Congratulations for being the one zillionth homo to go to 'oh, all people who hate homos are really homos' on YouTube this week. Do you get all your ideas from GLAAD?

    I also hate dogs. In your universe, I guess that makes me a closeted canine who's stopped eating Alpo and learned to type.

    What a fucking cretin you must be.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Um... you referred to me, and all other people who are gay, as "dicksucking buttfucking" pansies, as well as ruling out that women and non-heteosexual men cannot enjoy metal, or at least Metallica, and you're calling him the cretin?

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    Um, yeah, you got it, homo.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Mmm... I see. And I suppose munching on a vagina is SO much more respectable an endeavor, right?

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    Men munch on the bones of their enemies and nothing else.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer So, eating pussy is wrong?

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    Can you understand English, or has taking penises up your behind harmed your reading abilities?

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Well, first of all, I'm bisexual, but I've only had relations with women. I'm attracted to guys, but they make me too nervous to actually have sex with them.

    I just find it a bit strange, and perhaps selfish. Eating pussy's a lot of fun, considering the women I've known love it and are more than eager to return favors in return. I mean, Ron Jeremy gets off more women with his mouth than his ten inches (or so I've heard; the idea of seeing that gay naked is kinda repulsing).

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    If you have to negotiate 'tradesies' with women to get them to do what you want them to do, you are indeed a homosexual.

    Men fuck women, and when men fuck women, those women aren't begging to have their pussy licked afterward. They are building a shrine to the monstrous entity that has just become their God.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer ... I feel ashamed for talking to you, really. I mean, you've just confirmed yourself as a troll with your blatant stupidity, and not even a good one. This song isn't terribly complex, or even that good compared to other works by Metallica.

    Well, all I can say is have fun trying to aggravate people in the future. And lemme know when you're ready to come out of the closet. I'll lube up my winkie and be REEEEEAL gentle when you're ready to have your first time. ;)

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    Reality's hard to deal with, eh, homo boy? Wait'll that AIDS kicks in.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    I can assure you that if you took out your tiny 'winkie' in my presence, it'd be the last time you were ever able to do so, as I'd use my nail clippers to remove the pimple.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer It's so cute when puppies growl... x3

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    You just keep adding more fuel to your flaming-ness, anal boy.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Yup... it's fun being a flamer. Our food is superb, our music and works of art are one of a kind, we're sexy (in regards to both genders) without being vulgar, and all in all, it's quite nice. ;)

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    You eat feces, your music is the tranny shit of Lady Gaga, and you're laughable to all real men and real women. And then the AIDS kicks in...

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Good... good... let the butthurt (pun intended ;) ) flow through you... your anger at your own inadequacy pleases me... and gives me a few other thoughts I shouldn't say in front of the good people of this page. ;)

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    You even sound like Lady Gaga.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer I wouldn't know, I don't listen to or acknowledge Lady Gaga. She says she's a supporter of gay rights, but she does so by dressing like a colorblind moron.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    Riiiiight.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Yup. And I know myself sure better than you do. ^_^

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    I bet you do, Ms. Germanotta.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer First you say I'm a gay guy, then you say I'm Gaga?

    But I suppose they can both make sense, sweetums, since I have no idea what to classify Lord Gaga as.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    And so the toad Ron Jeremy is your model of manhood? I wouldn't even waste good urine on his head.

  • @PrinceOfPlease

    You can save your discussion of what is right and what is wrong for your friends the Christians. I don't give a fuck if you lick anuses and eat shit for breakfast. Any fruit that is spending lots of time thinking about slurping at this or the other emission site for urine and feces pretty clearly is not in a place to understand the ontological heaviness of something like this song. You've already demonstrated a hundred fold the truth of my evaluation of you.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer Perhaps a dumb argument, but it clearly got a rise out of you. (on that note, you may hate dogs but I don't see you claiming to be an expert on them).

    You may be right, though I'd guess Otep Shamaya, Gaahl, Rob Halford, etc... would disagree. I don't know - metal is kinda homoerotic. Dressing up, camp mannerisms, no shortage of large, bear-like men. Not saying it's gay, but there's a lot to identify with (there's actually a bear bar here - all metal all the time).

  • @Christobird

    I don't give a fuck about 'metal,' you dicksucker, and Rob Halford and the rest of the homosexual rubbish you mention can all disappear from the earth tomorrow for all I care. I'm talking about THIS SONG. This song is not about men pretending to be women. Sorry if you're so fucked up as to imagine it is.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer I don't imagine it is. Again, you're the one with that preoccupation.

  • @Pizuzuzimmer PS: You can eat Alpo if you want. I don't judge.

  • 3:55 Whaaooww.

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  • I was sitting listening to the first two songs on the album and I was like. . . "That title sounds kinda 'Elder God-ish' looked at lyrics. I hit key words and phrases like Insanity, Lurking beneath the sea, and In madness You dwell. Then I saw Great Old One and I knew the song was about Cthulhu.

  • Love this, nice slower song after "battery" and "Master of Puppets," but no less heavy. Not sure about meaning of lyrics, though. About Cthulu or something?

  • @JimmyMimpson The whole song is about Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos, yes. Even quotes from it with the "Not dead which eternal lie" lines. In other words? They're a bunch of nerds. METAL.

  • @N1te5hade I own the Lovecraft collective and damn was he ahead of his time. It's no surprise that he never saw the fruit of his effort in his life....I can imagine they read this stuff and couldn't process it. I'm sometimes stunned at themes in the Twilight Zone being the late 50's into the 60's and this goes deeper than that. Read "The Shadow Over Innsmouth".....heavy stuff.

  • @JPhinfan86 Oh yeah, I've read a good bit of his stuff. One of those figures whose influence extends a lot farther than his name, so when you read it you think, "so THAT'S where all this came from..." like this song, for example. Still, it's fitting his popularity would be sort of "cult" status... Oh, and to take it back on topic- it was apparently Cliff who brought Lovecraft to the band's attention...

    Of course.

  • ... just another piece of the puzzle that IS Master Of Puppets. An album that has NO rival, in a league... all its own. Is this song 'the SUPER bad-ass'?? Meh... as I stated.. just another piece of the puzzle that will forever be a 'Master'piece of Metal music.

    Ride The Lightening greased the skids, and got their legs beneath them.. for this.

    Pretty much 80% of the rest of their shit... I couldn't begin to care less about. But... I will ALWAYS and FOREVER bow before MOP.. as what started it all.

  • i stopped porn for this...but didnt quit masturbating :)

  • @zxc892 you have pretty low standards

  • ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

  • Just listened to Master of Puppets yesterday. Great album!

  • HAIL CTHULHU!

  • i watch porn ;)

  • 240p... We meet again ... -_-

  • METALLICA:

    james: great vocals and good riffs.

    cliff: best bassists EVER!

    lars: ok.

    kirk: dog shit guitarist

  • @KirkNeedsToQuit Kirk is a great guitarist. lars is pretty good ( badass on ...and justice for all ) cliff burton was absolutly an amazing bassist. james had great vocals ( not very good now ) and is an amazing guitarist as well

  • @KirkNeedsToQuit they see me trollin'...

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  • What's up with the creepy top comments? ^^ Need to be replaced. how about this? cough,, tits

  • under written by, they should of added the author H.P. Lovecraft. Every line is a direct ripp-off of his writings. They literally quote his work in a few lines!

  • amazing <3

    \m/

  • metallica haters and ex gfs deff should not be

  • Just about as badass and evil as a song gets. Love it. MUCH prefer this over "Call of Ktulhu".

  • Metallica stole song from Zombieland!

  • @Scottliveson2 not really cause this album was released in 1986 and zombieland came out sometime in 2009.

  • @metaIIiicaftw Master of puppets was really released in 1985, zombieland came out in 2008

  • @Scottliveson2 Master of puppets was released in 86.. just saying

  • @Scottliveson2 I think you're talking about For Whom the Bell Tolls, and that was on Ride the Lightning, not Master of Puppets.

  • This has always reminded me of the monster in the lake outside The Mines Of Moria in The Lord Of The Rings.

  • Love the Book this songs about im actually reading it lol good so far

  • 44 people are the people that should not be....

  • lulu is the thing that should not be

  • This is the evil-est, most heavy song ever written

  • have u heard devils dance from reload

  • When me and my best friend were about 13 or 14 (we share the same birthday and are 30 now), we used to kick it in his garage and lift weights to this album, and particularly this song. This shit used to get us so pumped up. LOL. Good memories man. Metallica for life \m/\m/

  • >homestuck is in the suggestions

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  • Z̩̺̭̣̟ͧ͌͆͡͠a̢̪ͦ͡l̥͕͙͈̻̮̈̇͋̃̓͑g­͖͈̩̝ͫͯ͋̐͒ͅơ̟̞̥̠̜͕̾̀͢ ̞̻̣̰̤͔͉̇ͨͧͥ̉̀h͍͍͔̄̿͝a̶̢̠̮ͩͧͤͥ̕­̳̩͈̩̼ͅs̡̬̠̖̞̥̀̉̄ͧ̓͌̐͆͝ ̶̧͉̙̆͒̀s̶̛̬͔̯̩ͭ̉ͫ̍̊̈̾́o͕͚͕̗̰̎͘­m̢̟̿̂͐̽̌̂͆̂ͧ͟ę̶͚̩̼̳͈̯̞̅̌ͦ̍̓ͭ̑­̠ ͚̜̳̯̘̰̉̐ͬ͑̈́̆s̷͌ͩ͏̶͕̩̥͔̜͖͚tͯ̾̿̓­̛̞͇͉̘̩͚̃̌į̩̆ͯ̑ͭ̀͢f̛̜͎̠̹̭̋̐͠f̽­̝͈̦̆͛̉ͣ̃̅̚ ̢̹̮̳̱̠̽͂ͪ̎̍ͣͧc̬̭̬̭ͩ̔ͦ͌ͨ̌̾ͣ͜ͅo͊­̭̜̦͑̍̈ͪ̏ḿ́҉̥̮p̮̟̪̓ͨ͊ͪͨ̚e̿ͪ̍̾̒­͊̿͏̺͓̜t̅ͩ҉̙̭̱̠̠ͅi̧̩̙̫̱̮̞̻͌̍́t̓­͙̺͍ͦ̏̉ͩ̋͑͢i̝͇̱̖̬̭͇͔̩̊͗̍ͬ͢o̓ͧͯ̒­̰̿͠͠ṇ̥̹̮̲̲͔͍͖͑̿̿͊̾.̵̮̄̀̽ͩ͊ͨ̋̈­̳͇̤̻͚͈̹̭ ̴͍̜̗͙́͋ͤ̾̅ͧͤ̃̕͠

  • @MercWithAMouth69 how did you type this?

  • @Mathaius833 eeemo.net

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  • Idk why you guys are saying it's about Cthulu, this is CLEARLY (as the title suggests) about Justin Beiber.

  • @UnlimitedPOWWWER you CLEARLY like him cause your CLEARLY talking about him

  • @roxi1adi You CLEARLY don't understand jokes. (Unless you're a troll, in which case STFU)

  • @UnlimitedPOWWWER dude you joked about him? hmm. man your just freaking out right? OK am not online to brawl with you and if your going to cuss spell it out. and did you ever think to stop and understand that i was joking too?. am not going to waste my time with immature fights with internet people who probably wouldn't say half the crap they say on here in real life.you know what. bro this is dump end this (i wrote a whole paragraph shame on me)

  • @roxi1adi You seem to be taking this way out of proportion. I'm just making a joke. I'm asking if you understand that its a joke. I'm also asking if you are joking (or trolling) to just not. That's all.

  • 44 people listen to Coldplay

  • Thank you, this has been added to our playlists here and on face book...

  • this is nasty..like hurt coming to hurt somebody

  • All hail cthulu DEATH to cthlulu

  • I remember the first time I heard this. It was on 105.5 KNAC in Los Angeles, and I was like, "Holy Shit!!!! This Kicks Ass!!!!"

    METALLICA FUCKING RULES!!!!!

  • @1962drob I remember it the same EXACT way.This is the album that made a METALLICA fan for sure.METALLICA KICKS ASS!!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!

  • @MrMegaFredzeppelin Actually, what made me a METALLICA fan was when I heard the title track of "Ride The Lightning" on KLOS when Jim Ladd did the "HEAVY METAL SIX PACK" every night at 11pm. Then I bought the cassette, started listening to it, and I was like, "FUCK YEAH!!! THIS ALBUM FUCKING RULES!!!!". And I said, "FUCK IT MAN!!! HEAVY METAL FUCKING RULES!!!!" Keep in mind, this was in 1985 when I was 23. You might say I was a REBEL in those days!!! Didn't give a SHIT what others thought.

  • This song has nothing to do with Satan...

    Hybrid children = Deep Ones

    Crawling Chaos = Nyarlathotep?

    great Old One = Cthulhu

    The biggest hint, "Not dead which eternal lie

    stranger eons Death may die"

    This song is a direct inspiration from H.P. Lovecraft's short story "The Call of Cthulhu"

    inb4 butthurt Satan-fags.

  • @LouisNavor The quote actually comes from "The Nameless City," another excellent story.

  • @deathpickle7 Ah, you're right. My mistake. :P

  • Lulu: the thing that should not be.

  • OH NO THE RAPTURE!!! OMG SATAN AND THE ANTI CHRIST *Metallica comes in* Metallica:there they're dead.

  • primus did it better

  • @fulsame1 fag alert guys lets shoot him the fuck down!

  • Hail Satan!

  • @TheDevil1126 satans a wuss METALLICA WOULD KICK HIS ASS ANY DAY

  • I can't wait to play the solo when i get my new floyd rose

  • LULU....The Thing that should not be!

  • It was also written by Cliff Burton, might want to credit him as well.

  • cthulhuuuu

  • A mountain walked or stumbled.

  • Love this tune, epic!

  • lost my copy of master of puppets. WHY GOD YOU SHOULD`VE TAKEN ME INSTEAD

  • @justhere4comment Just burn another,LOL!

  • this song is about lulu

  • All hail the dark lord cthulu,long may he reign

  • Metallica is of the old breed-old but powerful.

  • sequal to The Call of Cthulu

  • It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

  • @J01789

    Ah! some good old HP Lovecraft i see

  • @clikityclak Indeed.

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  • @J01789 This song Was Inspired By Cliffs Love For H.P. Lovecrafts Cthulu Mythos

  • @mtndewman17 Already knew that.

  • @J01789 it wasnt for you I just didnt realize I clicked reply i guess :P

  • @J01789 They are talking about Cthulu, from H.P. Lovecraft's story "The Call of Cthulu.

  • @MapleStreetFilms Ummm, that's obvious.

  • @J01789 Lovecraft was a master. His descriptions were absolutely beautiful and his subject matter is the kind that haunts you as you lie in bed, trying to clear your mind for sleep and the imagination wanders.

  • @DistendedPerinium which would be a good time to play "enter sandman"

  • @J01789 And freeway on ramps for arms. ... This song I believe was influenced maybe by Black Sabbath off the album Black Sabbath By the Band Black sabbath..... anyways.... I fucking love this Song

  • @J01789 i was picturing the kraken from Clash of the Titans

  • @J01789 its the cat under your bed.

  • CRUNCHY

    

  • @JTH97 You like capslock AND random adjectives? Nice! xD

  • @TheBloodbanshee OH YES SEXAY

    

  • still my  rarrly jam, dam,...

  • Who the fuck can dislike that reallly O.O???

  • 44 people are things that should not be :P

  • how can a human being dislike this song? woow.. 44 idiots who don't know shit about music or listens to Justin Bieber too much ..fags

  • One of the VERY BEST Metallica songs EVER! Fucking headbangingest song of all time.

  • i'm staying here and never going back to that Metallica / Lou reed video EVER. EVER. again

  • This is why I got into METAL in 1986..because of this album right here.This song is the best Metallica song..period.

  • 44 people can SUCK MY DICK

  • DARK DECEPTION KILLS THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • is this song in the MOP album or is that ur fav album?

  • @gunzmstr Yeah this songs on Puppets

  • @gunzmstr

    It was one of them, but the song that made me a fan of Master Of Puppets was Welcome Home (Sanitarium).

  • Seen this song title on the back of a friends shirt. First time I listened to it. I love it.

  • The Thing That Should Not Be on this Album is more like it...

  • @Deliverance02x I enjoy this song, i like the symbol crashes on the dotted hole notes idk what your talkin about but okayy..

  • @Deliverance02x I enjoy this song, i like the symbol crashes on the dotted hole notes idk what your talkin about but okayy..

  • @Blackberry1043 I'll post whatever I want.

  • The Thing That Would Not leave........Lol..snl

  • beginner metal

  • lol the banging on the wall means turn it up louder

  • @Legion5600 I'm not lying.

  • @R0ADKILL2864 If you don't like something, keep it to yourself. Especially with people roaming around Metallica videos flaming people like you.

  • @Legion5600 I suppose you've never heard the solo to "Under a Glass Moon" by Dream Theater?

  • I wrote this song dammit!

  • @Scottliveson2 lmao, fail.

  • @Scottliveson2 What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on Youtube is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no respect, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • @VEVOTroll lol from Billy Madison. 

  • @VEVOTroll god is dead

  • @mikeiso100 Cool story Anne Frank

  • @VEVOTroll hahaha eet fuck you religious retard