Lesson 1: How to speak in American, Learn English, Savio

[TheWeekle]

Hey, cute chi...WTF

[sbtrackrunner]

"Yes, this is john"........THAT'S A GUY!!! Hahaha, English is my native language, but i was curious to what kind of lessons people would take who've never spoken it before.

[zhouhongyu524]

Gay??????

[Nilson19car]

Que porcaria é essa?

[HoangOda]

stupid

[SpookyPony]

LOL more like americans with autism?

[doanthingocanh90]

crazy

[cancnar]

gay and fake

[hp2011m]

Thank you.

[alekaeuo]

two retarded gays

[hopeful0006]

good conversation for the first level learner

[silentguff]

brilliant!



[lovelife4ever2smile]

and i will come to your house to have dinner LOL

[gametolearnonline]

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[asegede21]

hi

[fullyhalfempy]

Those are some ugly americans. Why aren't they fat?

[swordycatfish]

@fullyhalfempy not all americans are fat...

[fullyhalfempy]

@swordycatfish Yeah, just most of them. I know because I live here. What I was trying to do there is make fun of those dopes and toss out a common insult directed toward americans making it seem like I don't live here. Anyway get back to your double cheeseburger.

[XeferRahman]

LMAO!

[Aklugy]

worst shit ever

[motepelao]

Even funnier than the actual video are the comments of people who also need to learn sarcasm

[MsAndyrock]

this kinda reminds me of napoleon dynamite lol

[loginz1176]

nice video, very clearly to understand.

but honestly, this conversation + acting face and their voice sounds very gay =.=a

[principepelleas]

How to speak in american? american is not a laguague, it's an accent that has many slang, and different ways to say something, but it is the english languague. I'm argentinian and I speak spanish, but with an argentine accent.

[savioshow]

I'm not even sure what I even called the fake production company.. lol I used the worst font I could find. haha

[UsubmeIMSUBU]

u can learn to fuck

[ismael61653]

this conversation was very good, i understain well, is very clear

[19950819evan]

@ismael61653 i dont think so :P

[kezzywinxlol]

this is fucking shit

[19950819evan]

@kezzywinxlol yep thats true lol

[wadodful]

psychic! 

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

"She finally quit smoking" Americans would say.

"She finally stopped/gave up smoking" Britons would say.

I would say "She finally kicked/laid off smoking"

[SullysStud]

looks like the spanish videos my spanish teacher shows me

[TheMsFlight]

ahaha i laughed

[joshayes1]

what the fuck is this shit

[andru183]

bbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo!!!

[nancydiamantinafarma]

This is Spot. Spot can run.  Run, run Spot run............Remember?

[cinthiahelen2]

What the hell is this? I've also wasted my time watching these stupid guys who have nothing else to do?!

[karlos9o]

he despediciado 2 minutos y medio de mi vida :(

i'we wasted 2 minutes and 28 seconds of my life :(

[meocon9222]

HAHA SO FUNNY

[KrunchyGoodness]

John is a guy.

[mnb0234]

I thought jhon was a girl

[savioshow]

@mnb0234 Not cool. lol

[Ondrus21]

@mnb0234 So did I.

[newtimeful]

too stupid. two stupids

[000GreenAppel000]

в чём мысл видео? по-моему идиотизм

[karen88]

LOL

[03462896503]

hi anyone practice of each section of English with me add me on my skype id"sajjadhellokhankhan"

[7t8h4z]

Hey! Are you mocking us? You were speaking English! Not American! You nuts! lol

[shahnarenkoti]

hey wanna practice English then add me on skype, my id is shakeelpacc

[harisonhs]

I lost my time ...

[akikowolf]

Haha...that made me laugh so hard (which is pretty difficult to do...sometimes...) I feel kind of bad for John...he just sits there for a while.

[auntiewacky]

If you taught English Language Learners, you would SO get this video. :-)

[Ketsui]

Good video.

[sweetohcupcake]

How to speak in American? hah

[Spike1885]

some on kids why so serious?

[krisgaudo]

damn. fuking kid talking

[gamersgetto]

whahahahaha lmfao

Hello john. this is joe.

...okay

[SudburyRetards]

i wonder how their sex lives are

[Luka1180]

@SudburyRetards "Aahhhhh"..."I'm...enjoying...­this..."

[HomizeHood95]

wth ?? they look liked an robot =]]

[RatbagMC]

Holy shit I thought John was a woman

[idontgetit118]

are they real?

[nekro82gmail]

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[Xthox966]

r they gays or wutt?

[Lycan1987]

hahahaha SO FUCKING AWKWARD!!!

it was Really shit, but but, i loved it!! o.0

[ElevationLowJJ]

Fail bot ping 9999.

[Anwa00ar]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh funny :))))

[PKFlaith]

mmmm.. that's weird.. the first phone wasn't connected.

[iamauroramoya]

It has to be a joke xD

[mizterbrown]

i thought it was kinda funny haha

[alr3odi]

what the hell was that !!!!!!

[Rudan074]

Это надо же было "рядовых" американцев такими идиотами показать...

[holly1849]

lol... No American pronounce 30 as thirty....It's thirdy... Stress on "d"... LOL

[kadjahatan01]

thats what she said...

[MsAvadaKadavra]

what have I just watched

[motsachtheky]

fuck your clip, so stupid

[afornalska]

very stupid 

[MXMGamer]

is this a kids' show?

[visigodus]

O! I can see you really don't realise how difficult is to understand your stress-timed rhythm!

[bichong507]

2 big sb

[gmz106]

WTF!?! we americans do not talk like that!! lmao

[bendingspoon]

LOL thats not real america english. It would be more like this. Dude, its john, my house 6:30 man. Dinner. Later.

Sure thing man, ill be there.

[muhammedmahmoud10]

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[Reyneeru]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS I WATCHING!

HOLY S......

This is so dumb!

1352 dislikes rocks!

[idis1abad]

Lmfbao! do people even use house phones anymore?

[smileluver10111]

r they gay or retarted?? this is one fucked up vid...god dam

[PIANOPHUNGUY]

@smileluver10111 Of course they are gay. The guy who answered the phone said, "thirty" pronouncing the second "t" the British way. I would have said, "thirdy" prouncing it the American way with a "d" sound. Saying it the British way makes you gay.

[DanMan91693]

wtf was that!?

[LTN000]

i didnt get it :|

[MaRLeEthEKiTTy]

The fuck?

[xuanvo0806]

keke, i'm very this video...:))

[kadangkaler]

nice one dude..u just proved that anybody can post a vid and have 2milion views

[ha1801]

retarded

[Kepahl]

Is John a bale of bull?

[edohalo]

0:44



[azumikeno]

mutanga lang!



[lovejesseordie]

hahahahahahahah what the fuuuckk

[fvo911]

hahaahahh !!!!!!

[Bayzz2]

that was dumb

[dmftt]

are they retarded?

[groxarg]

In american??? what language is that? I meaan, so I can speak in "European" and in "Asian" .... duh just usa -.- not "americans" they haven't invaded us , yet...

[lloijk]

Dont learn how to speak english from tv or youtube..learn it from an actual american, we dont sound like idiots, hillbillies, surfers, or robots.

[KaelaBz]

wow in the disclamer there making fun of the old english videos!

its comedy

[Reyneeru]

LOL FUCK! IM DREAMING O_0

[rahmat5174]

hey friend... i am rahmat from indonesia...i want speak in english,...but i am speakles

[halllashalllas]

americans are mentaly idiots?

[justaburg]

@halllashalllas Yes indeed.I(an American)speak like a mentally retarded robot.:D



[nickoswoos]

just the bit were he holds the digit on the phone down... brilliant.

[AlistairKraven]

why the f is this the recommendations section?!

[cameronukz]

how to speak redard and how to be banned from the barbers

[AliceAnnLeung]

什么东西……⊙﹏⊙

[whoeveriam2]

I'm wasting my 2 minutes and 28 second

[tookkeaw]

wtf?I've just watched two mad guys talking on the telephone like a robot

[bonnielam06]

it's seems that they are idiots-.-

[DaeSayuki]

hm... I think these types of videos are a great idea to help those who are just beginning to learn the english language but please use the right spelling.. e.g. "pea am".

Sorry if I am being nit-picky :( Just wanted to state an opinion of mine.

[DrCaniko]

laughed at the meaningless arguments on the comments more than this "parody" for sure..

[beatsone]

probably one of the worst videos i have ever seen on youtube. congratulations.

[onstageagain]

Obama wants Americans to Speak Mexican... Talk about an obvious pandering to another racial minority! This is so blatant its not funny.

Remember, to Obama America is a racist hell-hole dominated by whites that do nothing more than vote Republican, cling to their religion & their guns, & now put down Hispanics too!

Besides, alot more people speak Chinese...like moi'!

[ruuugable]

@onstageagain I'm not ENTIRELY sure what that meant. But, okay then. I wasn't really that interested in the first place, just thought you were a dick and felt you should know that. Sorry.

[onstageagain]

@ruuugable Clean Up Ur own back Yard! Watch that balding Prince, with the big rack of teeth & his arm candy, with the 10 gal hat.

If that wont do it, here are a few more projects for U to work on.

UK.Demographic crisis Rising retirement levels will worsen government finances and put pressure on pensions.

UK .Housing Market prospect of house price falls.

UK .High prices for first time buyers related to shortage of supply

UK .Growing Current Account deficit

[RobTheTutor]

A great video - I actually recommend it to my students. Speaking "natural English" is a required skill that takes lots of practice. This is dramatically unnatural.

[Oculuscupitumamo1]

"G-day, is Johnno there?" "Yep, it's Johnno" "Haaayyyy Johno...mate this is Joe!" "Fuck Yeah ! Joe mate" ! "Johnno come ova for a barby. I'll warm up the plate & slap a few snags on, bring a slab though" "Catch ya, what time bud?" "6-thirt 'bouts". "Cool see yah then 6-thirts 'bouts your place I'm tounging for a feed. I'll just grab the slab at the bottlo on tha way" "Thanks for the grub offer Joe be over soon" "Fucken get going then, snags gettting cold & tha beers gettin warm" "Later , bye" !

[CKproduktions]

dinner, ma boi

[PVunderline]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Its like our english courses !

[risenhooversa17]

its the English version of the language tapes from school!



[icceeQueen]

LOL, this pretty much reminds me of the stupid tapes that our teachers used to play for us back in school XD They sound like freakin' robots

[lolymoune]

dumb conversation lol

[Bracerjack]

That is funny!

[hilaed]

creepy

[vaialina]

cooll guys

you americans are f---ing fags

[kaz26Twentysix]

@onstageagain

Retarded much? Go to school (again).

Americans are European immigrants. How do you not know this? Poor native Indians, people forget so quickly. I got yer back!

[onstageagain]

Obama tells us we need to learn other languages. He’s embarrassed for us. I for one could care less what Obama thinks; I’m doing perfectly well speaking one language. I’m sick of politions getting voting into office then looking down his nose at me. How do U say, “I wanna cut his nuts off” in Spanish? OK that’s all for now, the spell check says all my English words R spelled properly, except Barack & Obama, R these some of them foreign words that he wants me to learn?

[ruuugable]

@onstageagain You are an actual rectum bubble.

[onstageagain]

@ruuugable Im a rectum bubble... & Ur a snot nosed kid who couldn't feed his own face if he had too... get to bed , Its past Ur bed time! U KHigh levels of consumer debt / bankruptcy

UK.Demographic crisis Rising retirement levels will worsen government finances and put pressure on pensions.

UK .Housing Market prospect of house price falls.

UK .High prices for first time buyers related to shortage of supply

UK .Growing Current Account deficit , Ur punk nose is stuck up my ass?

[ruuugable]

@onstageagain You're right. You're superior intelligence and knowledge of my countries climate has thwarted me. You angry, angry man. If you're so pissed off at everything, take a word of advice, even if it is from some "snot nosed kid". Protest, that's the whole fucking point of freedom of speech. You could be trying to make a difference, but all you're doing is pissing and moaning and whining at 15 year old kids on the internet who just find it funny to wind up little poo rods like you.

[onstageagain]

@ruuugable

If U haven't noticed , I am an attorney, we are taught to know the answer before asking the question.

So Ur babble about Me being Right... was not by accident. To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. Being part of a forum on this space machine does not require membership. I lecture part time for a living, so If U don't mind I'll do my job... however U might consider getting one, I'll repeat " Clean up Ur own back yard. "

[RaciouS91]

fake n gay

[martymaherb]

Is this some kind of comedy????

[SShelly87]

This would be a funny thing to make fun of if it wasn't the gay-ass corny way you learned any language back then or even now. Language instruction videos are funny on their own because they are being serious about stupid conversation fluff, no need for a remakes. What a couple of fucktards.......

[U235kraine]

this gays seem to be kinda retarded.

[SaraSohma7]

lollll

[samhoe111]

Oh i'll be damned.. oh wait this was so brittish of me.. gotta watch this vid again and learn!

[manocasinoi]

Thanks you, you teached me! now I speaking america!

[JORDYN15000]

what the heck 

[TwilightxIsXLove]

I AM PEEING OH MY GOD SALKDFJ;SDLK

[TheJb1rd]

@TwilightxIsXLove hahahahaha wtf

[donkijote1977]

this guy is goin to cross the numbers of the phone with the finger hahah

[GuitarooMan93]

That's freaky oO

[kenny77771]

You guys are retarded.

[ThebestGta123]

The thing is how can a person understand how to speak english when your discussing how to speak english when your language is english...Discussing how to speak english is hard,,,,

[BaggedGnome]

Fucking trolls.

[dinitris16]

ehmmmmmm.....im get scared from his face 

[zobsiye]

This made no sense. ?.?

[BAKUGANFAN88891]

wow this is really stupid... i cant even fathom this at all

[ladyjones12345]

Oh Hell nah!!!!!!!!! DO not learn English here!!!!!!! By the way Nah is slang for no......lmao....When I call someone I say What's up? Meaning Hello what are you doing...slang again...lol... I don't speak in slang everyday but with my friends I do....this is too muich!! lol

[itcame13]

derp

[BubblyBeep]

this is shit

[santonias]

i need to learn english, but with that two fucking retards, will be more difficult. but they´re coll anyway.

[sh3ola1000]

اوكي استفدنا بس ليه هم تقول مهآبيل .. ؟؟ ايش اللي

[akb48musume2001]

ROFL

i actually had no idea that john was male until i heard him finally speaking

[BbigGDi]

@akb48musume2001 I too xD

[ali9cats]

@akb48musume2001

me to soo much. looked like the girl from the breakfast club

[tiggytiggym]

@akb48musume2001 Haha same!! :D

[luxorf]

@akb48musume2001

I thought he was a woman ! lol

[truekiller7]

WTF WAS I WATCHING

[sakato101]

@truekiller7

Fuck to you

it's not for u

it's for whe want to learn English

Fuck u again

and tyhank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Savio

[weiyi1123]

haha fool!

[homsar955]

Wow, guess I haven't been doing it right all these years lol.

[Kebzicum]

is this a gay booty call in disguise?

[vn01208503]

Lesson 1: How to TROLL like an American!

[onstageagain]

Obama tells us we need to learn other languages. He’s embarrassed for us. I for one could care less what Obama thinks; I’m doing perfectly well speaking one language. I’m getting tired of some one coming into office then looking down his nose at me. How do U say, “I wanna cut his nuts off” in Spanish? OK that’s all for now, the spell check says all my English words R spelled properly, except Barack & Obama, R these some of them foreign words that he wants me to learn?