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I am the lord Jesus Christ, vampires do not exist my children. It's only a sickness called "retardation" that's been spreading across the world. Now go in peace and leave the lies behind you.
@ChainsmokingPothead I think you got the "retardation" illness because jesus does NOT smoke, and is NOT pothead. U definitely have the "retardation" illness. By the way vampires DO exist.
i belive that there are vampires but not these stupid retards saying that their "vamps" like WTF? i hate steph myer for COMPLETLY RUINING THE WHOLE VAMPIRE MYTH!!! and scince whene were vampires"sparkly in the sun"? vampires arent even supposed to be in the sun
Dude nothing except middle age myths say your born a vampire. Well probably a few other things say that but even in the middle ages you became one when you got your wisdome teeth and a uni brow meaning that thoughs myths aren't real because I would be a vampire cause my eyebrows grow rappidly lol but I do think vampires are real
Thanks for wasting my life.That was terrible, I rather kill myself than watch that again. I want my six minutes of my back that you wasted. Terrible,terrible,terrible,terrible.
I believe it's just a trilogy. I spent some time with Conrad Brooks a few weeks ago to interview him. There's nothing in the works now. It seems that Bruce Lindsay, the star of Gypsy Vampire, has left the area and has no interest in making another film.
if you wanna be a vampire do it on skyrim
xBlackEditionx 3 days ago
How the hell did I get here??? Somebody, SHOW ME THE WAY OUT!!!
symphonicaura 6 days ago
that's not nicholas cage..
RevolverKaz 2 weeks ago
Jajaja que malos actores jajaja
BUENOSAIRESGOTHIC 2 weeks ago
you have some great stuff here
jayejayeee 1 month ago
very interesting video thanks
SuperDogbrown 1 month ago
what in the holy mother of fuck is this even supposed to be? i don't get it i guess...
roostir666 1 month ago 3
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watch?v=WlKXgoPnxEg&feature=g-upl&context=G2e69f06AUAAAAAAAAAA
S3NC3S 1 month ago
god tis is so horrible i bet the cameraman had to turn away while filming
45quickman 2 months ago 5
i know who this is!! its name, is EDWARD!!! XD
shuggyybear 3 months ago
Alrighty then.....this was just stupidly kinda funny. Needs a lot of help though.....lol.
KawaiiKitsune1313 4 months ago 7
"Dooohhh this is leaching me away~~"
noogetful 4 months ago 4
Whatever this is.........it blows.
HwyPony 5 months ago 2
eh....ANOTHER pirate drama gone wrong. The rats were the only real actors in this film.
Libertarianized 5 months ago 7
boooooooooooooring
Divixons 5 months ago
what else do you expect when you drink the blood of a prostitute?
187SicknesS 5 months ago 6
hahaha....
1DBtu 5 months ago
the worst actors, worst director and the worst writers...but I like what's for dinner ;D
theslytherinchick 5 months ago 3
Dammmm
ITITREE 5 months ago
Omfg that scared the fuck out me even wen I I watched it like 5 times littarly and still got scared ōō Œ
MrsMadison1999 6 months ago 2
Did anyone see this in the news:
"500 year old vampire arrested for sucking woman's blood"
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TheAlienXFiles 6 months ago 2
sad people
ahmedkhan167 6 months ago
@MassTransit999 READ THE BOOK REAL VAMPIRES NIGHT STALKERS AND CREATURES FROM THE DARKSIDE
maxismax100 6 months ago
**sarcasm* Yeah, definitely real, you can totally tell from shitty quality and drowned voices! dumbass
ashumon23 6 months ago
*sarcasm* Yeah
ashumon23 6 months ago
lol sucks more then your momma and i thought she's the real deal
bartos1killingham 7 months ago
you can tell this is from the tv
SuperAugest 8 months ago
soo damn fake wtf was the skeleton?!?!?!
Vampiregal1000 8 months ago
omg is this real???? XD Jokes. Damn how fake can you act :DDD
KingChaos1337 11 months ago
@tombotucker shut up ok I was bored out of my mind. I don't remeber when I watched this. *PLUR Ravers Rule*
linkinparkbleed 1 year ago
I am the lord Jesus Christ, vampires do not exist my children. It's only a sickness called "retardation" that's been spreading across the world. Now go in peace and leave the lies behind you.
ChainsmokingPothead 1 year ago
@ChainsmokingPothead I think you got the "retardation" illness because jesus does NOT smoke, and is NOT pothead. U definitely have the "retardation" illness. By the way vampires DO exist.
lilpayaso662010 10 months ago
i belive that there are vampires but not these stupid retards saying that their "vamps" like WTF? i hate steph myer for COMPLETLY RUINING THE WHOLE VAMPIRE MYTH!!! and scince whene were vampires"sparkly in the sun"? vampires arent even supposed to be in the sun
lanarexy4ever 1 year ago
its like this weired paste thing that your mix with water or other liquid, not blood.
Brierose1997 1 year ago
Dude nothing except middle age myths say your born a vampire. Well probably a few other things say that but even in the middle ages you became one when you got your wisdome teeth and a uni brow meaning that thoughs myths aren't real because I would be a vampire cause my eyebrows grow rappidly lol but I do think vampires are real
FunnyZebraGuy 1 year ago
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SnowDropSuki 1 year ago
linkinparkbleed: where's your back button, retard?
tombotucker 1 year ago
I am a VAMPIRE.
emilyrbd 1 year ago
@AmrVamp Go watch some Cinema Snob videos. The movies he reviews are beyond terrible. Especially the ones in his recent reviews!
RobMetalCheese 1 year ago
can i become a vampire
riyadarsh 1 year ago
@riyadarsh no no and no you are born a vampire.google it. there are plenty of websites!
Ms78890 1 year ago
lol omg so horrible
tuesdaysmoonchild 1 year ago 2
Thanks for wasting my life.That was terrible, I rather kill myself than watch that again. I want my six minutes of my back that you wasted. Terrible,terrible,terrible,terrible.
linkinparkbleed 1 year ago
@linkinparkbleed youre a bit sad if ud rather kill yourself than watch it hhahahahahahaha
11045587Jessie 1 year ago
worst. acting.
ever.
TheHunty2010 1 year ago
@TheHunty2010 worst everything ever lol
Blasterwastelander 1 year ago
Sisters
ilomeli1 1 year ago
Wat the I'm a vampire my brothers and
ilomeli1 1 year ago
it looks lik it was filmed on a t.v
ThEvAmPiReGinA1200 1 year ago
TLLY SUCKEDS
babe16b 2 years ago
Lol. Funny.
Amenat 2 years ago
Epic fail
Monicasdestiny 2 years ago
This is from the movie Gypsy Vampire which is the first in a 4 part series. Part 4 should be done sometime in 2009.
simcityman81 3 years ago 17
I believe it's just a trilogy. I spent some time with Conrad Brooks a few weeks ago to interview him. There's nothing in the works now. It seems that Bruce Lindsay, the star of Gypsy Vampire, has left the area and has no interest in making another film.
backwoodsninja 2 years ago
Good Work MassTransit 2 thumbs!
jmuguy 3 years ago 12
It's great stuff, where can I get more?
underdogyz125 3 years ago 3
What, seriously, is this good film making?
It's a sad day for the home movie.
Those guys were overacting-you could tell it was fake.
Schwarzdesire 3 years ago 5
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
PeopleNotTalking 3 years ago
thx for wasting 6 minutes of my life! now give them back to me!
metador849 3 years ago
I lol'd
TourmentedxSoul 3 years ago 3
GREAT WORK MassTransit999
like a modern Ed Wood masterpiece , it is really soooo funny , lolz
AmrVamp 3 years ago
LOL, my teachers father in law is the bald guy in this movie. The haunted house is located here. Its a haunted house for Halloween shows.
hammerdinz 3 years ago 2
seems pretty cool, is this a series?
SirHelmetvA 3 years ago
lol
jmuguy 3 years ago 3
such bad acting lol
chocorangel33t 3 years ago 3
Cool movie, where can I get the rest of it?
jmuguy 3 years ago