Archie - (a very smart dog)

[chapaev36]

You don't know where he does his business? I think you're the problem, not the dog.

[chanctonbury63]

If youve had 4/5 dogs that crapped in the house then you should be looking in the mirror, not at the dogs. If youre in charge the dogs will not shit in the house. If youre not in charge they will crap when and where the mood takes them.

[OliveGarden94]

pplease TELL ME THE KIND OF DOG THIS IS!!!!

[thekoalak]

Look under ur bed

[OliveGarden94]

omg! sooo cute! wat kind of dog is ur dog? seriously, my dog looks exactly like urs! when we talk to him he makes those faces too! hes so mellow and adorable my dog is. and ur dog looks like a great dog to have in the house. please let me know if u know what kind ur dog is.

[TurtLePimpin]

now kiss his nose

[bekdariy]

BORING

[LauraLovesClint]

@bekdariy Then dont watch it loser

[TheHellriser77]

the poop is a non-issue. *guy living down the street walks out of house* "WHO THE F*** KEEPS SH*TTING ON MY DAMN LAWN???!!!

[PuckettFamily]

@TheHellriser77 whoops...sorry :-) LMAO!! 

[1K2e3V4i5NXD]

looks like he understands what ur saying.

[fuzzb0y]

archie adopted us haha

[redsoxandpats]

Do dogs realize when you're talking about them..

[IronfistedPriest]

poop isn't a issue, a idiotic owner who can't even potty train or walk a dog is a issue.

[celsior91]

69000 people wasted a minute and a half of their lives waiting for Archie to get up go use the toilet, then flush and wash his paws in the sink like a person that wouldnt dare poop in the house or even the yard.

[amosnews]

I am sorry I clicked on this video. That is 1:39 of my life gone that I will never have back.

[specops3866]

@amosnews and you watched the 1:39 why? your a moron. learn how to read, and use common sense.

[Seastone88]

Very cute. Your voice is great.

[TheHABSSUCK1]

Ya poops not an issue cuz Archie is shittin in the neighbors yard. You're one of them assholes that let's your dog run around and shit all over the place. You suck!

[braileanul]

@TheHABSSUCK1 hey mister go screw yourself , find some to screw your as s hole , guess what , youll die and dogs will still poop in your garden, animal hater

[Seastone88]

@TheHABSSUCK1 He lives in a rural area, dipshit. There ARE no neighbors.

[aes620hb2]

my dog only ever went once in my house but thats becuase he had diarreah from when we switched his food (:

[frostyaquatroopleade]

Archie looks like a straight up g lol he looks like he's rich

[TheCodymunk111]

i bet he shits under ur bed >:}

[ace41r]

The dog is sitting like "FUCK yea, im so famous !"

[silkroad37]

dog takes shit in neighbour s house

[raikougal]

Awwww! My dog PJ is like that. He never goes in the yard! Great smile, btw. ^_^

[plunky14]

great smile archie!!! i would love to have a dog like him.....

[EnderTXenocide]

seems like a really good dog, laid back and friendly

[sjafalconz]

good looking dog :)

[Redisthecolor5]

"he doesnt go in the yard, he just takes a shizzy out in the neighbors yard , yo"

thumbs up

[12taylorswiftrocks]

its... well my old dog used to do that so...

[ianandcharlesfoo]

nice vid

[VP181S]

Funny how it looks at you when you say no way :)

[lickmyv8]

oh my god do u talk like that all day? i dont blame the dog sitting there bored.

[lilgirlbabe7]

Cute doggie!:)

[lupog999]

white teeth

[BenderYoung]

@lupog999 Colgate smile! :D

[novsev]

Archie is truly amazing, but not more amazing than his owners!

Novsev

[ugyh0p]

Archie the constipated dog.

[tangogod1]

WTF? You should not own a dog or video camera or internet access.

and should be fined for not picking up after your dog

[tangogod1]

WTF? You should not own a dog or video camera or internet access.

and should be fined for not picking up after your dog

[frosterboy]

there is no poop because the dog eats it

[southstar0511]

archie adopted us lol

[reptilianshifter]

From the very beginning of the clip he knew very well that you were talking about him (but not to him).

[enkilakasha]

my mom was breeding shar pei and im pretty sure it's a crossbreed between golden retreiver and a shar pei ,

both are highly intelligent

[legorok37]

He is like a golden but without floppy ears 0.-

[pickle210]

must be nice not having your dog poop inside lol!

my dogs are stubborn! :D

[Demicole10]

@pickle210 MINE TOO!!

[KitKatSoCal]

OMG So Cute.. how he smiles at the end. My dog smiles to!

[iskateandpray]

what kind of dog is that

[Bodo300]

when he says "no way" it's so funny the way that the dog looks at him :)))

[B789c]

@Bodo300 ye Archie was thinking 'yanno i could have turned around and walked away asshole!' lol

no disrespect to the owner i was only joking.

[Seastone88]

@Bodo300 It's the "no." Lol, cute. My dog does the same thing.

[carameloxx]

you know this dog can understand everything you say and make pretend he dossent

[millercustom]

I had a mutt dog that was my first dog when I moved to the farm I grew up on-her name was Nibbles (she chewed on EVERYTHING when we first got her). When I had hogs, she would jump through the fence and walk circles around me to keep the hogs away. She was a great, great dog and was seemingly embarrassed if you caught her going to the bathroom. She would go out behind the buildings, but never in the yard. She was tragically taken away when the neighbor wasn't watching his speed going by our house

[SharonC61]

We had a dog that came from a stray. She not only never went in the house... never had to train any other dog I brought into the house during the 12 years we had her.

[TheJimster1188]

he probably craps in the neighbors yard hahahaha

[SinaStunahh]

We never taught to potty outside, he just scratches on the door when she needs to get out :D

[loganq]

What did you do with the "other 4 dogs?" Was it a game for you to take in 4 dogs, not teach them to be housetrained and then bail on them? Seems to be a funny joke for you now.

[Desu666]

The only time my dog poops in the house is when he does epilepsy crisis.

Can't blame him though, it's not like he can help it...

[Louellamarierose]

Dumb

[DauntProductions]

POOP IS NOT AN ISSUE

D=<

[ComputerCrazy15]

hes so adorable

[amandaxcore2]

hes so pretty

[canineluvr]

So Archies' full of it, then?Just kidding,Thats a very hygeinic hound.

[eyhexs]

cuteness

[germangirl16]

I've heard some people say their dog never ever went to the bathroom in the house. Even as a puppy. How on earth do you get your dog to understand that without one mistake? I'd love to know! He is very pretty by the way. I use to have a dog named Archie.

[ItsMeForAllYouKnow]

My dog never has. It's all in how you train them. You start the very first time you pull into the driveway with your new puppy. After the drive home, before ever entering your house, you immediately take him to the spot in your yard (or where ever) that you want him to go. You wait there how ever long it takes (I don't care if it's an hour or two) for them to go. At the EXACT moment they begin to go, say the words "do it" in a loud, firm (but not scary) fashion. When they are done (continued)

[ItsMeForAllYouKnow]

give them some lovin'. Now then, take them inside. In the house you will "crate train" them. Have a portable kennel set up with a divider inside it that is adjusted so it is just big enough for the dog to stand or lay down in it, but NO BIGGER. When you go to bed at night, put the dog in the kennel. Every once in awhile, you will have a "dirty dog", or a dog that will go in his kennel, BUT, 99% of dogs do not like to go in an area where they sleep or spend a lot of time being extemely close to.

[ItsMeForAllYouKnow]

When you get up in the morning, THE FIRST THING YOU DO is take your dog outside to the designated area. As you and your dog pass through the door, say "go potty outside". Do this everytime you pass through the doorway to take them to go. Once at the area, wait until they begin, then, at the moment they begin to go, use the "do it" command as before. Follow this routine every day. Now then, you must also remember the "input equals output" rule for dogs. While house breaking your dog.....

[ItsMeForAllYouKnow]

NEVER free feed them ( free feed means to put food in a bowl and just leave it there all day, whether they eat it or not). You will feed you puppy in the morning about 7 am, at about noon, and then about 7 pm. 3 times a day. Offer them food at these times, BUT, if they do not eat it.....put it away. Only give them one chance (they will learn soon enough to take it when offered) Now then.....if they do eat, wait 15 minutes, then take them outside to go potty. A dog will have to go about.....

[ItsMeForAllYouKnow]

10 to 15 minutes after eating. Follow the rules pertaining to commands that I gave before. After awhile, you dog will know what "go potty outside" means, and when you say it, he will head for the door. And after awhile, while outside, when you say "do it", your dog will go on command. That's how I have trained every dog I have ever owned, and it has worked EVERY time. Later tater. Hope that helps.

[germangirl16]

Thats interesting. My parents had lab/beagle mix that went on command. The command was "Do your duty" It was strange because they day we brought it home from the shelter, that was the one thing my dad would say and she would go. Like she already knew.

[inyago]

smart?

[delpuckett]

algabra, physics and geometry