A... sandwich. I've seen villains who have weaknesses. Fire is a good one, sunlight for vampires.... being frozen for godzilla. Honestly.... cholesterol is a first. Before I watched this film, I wrote about 3 books that were very much liked among the people who read them. I also was a top actor in theater and anything related to it. After I watched this film, I never wrote another successful book, and I lost ALL my acting skills.
Wasn't this film a result of Italian filmmakers trying to make a film in the Euro style that didn't work in an American context? I mean this looks bizarre but there's a lot of weird stuff in Italian and French films that would be weird to put in a Hollywood film. Like scenes and themes that don't add anything to the plot line and seem to contradict all we know are somehow considered artsy instead of ill-conceived? I have to watch that documentary... I may be being too kind...
SHE stopped living after Troll 2? Bitch, I stopped living after Troll 2! I am now holed up in my bedroom, cut off from the rest of the world, cowering away from the possibility that a movie worse than this will one day rear its ugly head and devour my sanity!!! What's left of it. Very funny review, Lewis. Glad I found them...
God bless these wonderful actors and the superb production of the classic family film we all know as "Troll 2", a film that lives on the forefront as the best !
we have learned it takes an english bloke to even remotely attempt to coerce sense from bollocks like this movie quite clearly was intended not to be. cheers m8 for doing so.
I love this review ... its soooooooo fucking funny !! Its almost as awesome as watching this shitfest movie. I love bad movies so much ! And this is the fucking worst of them all ... I mean, a bologna sandwich ?!?!? REALLY?!?! Thats how he defeats them huh? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
that was fuckin brilliant!!! :) its about time somebody tore this film a new arsehole LOL i liked the first troll, i bought the double feature too, and i was horrified with this movie!! brilliant review! cant wait to see more
I don't know where to begin, this is just....WOW. It must've been purposely made this bad, but if EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved in the film has NO talent at all they should be forced to eat their own purified intestines
@invadernick5 See, this is bad, but it's lovably bad...it's SO bad it's entertaining. Try sitting through the entirety of something like Crazy Fat Ethel 2...THAT'S a film you come out of wishing for some razor blades to put you out of your misery :) there's "fun bad", then there just flat out BAD...
What happened to Grandpa Seth? First he's alive and telling a mildly disturbing bed time story, then mom tells us he's dead, then he shows up on the side of the street, then he's a hobo, then hes outside the window(and has magical time stopping powers to boot), then he ends up in a mirror(the wrong one at that), and then he's alive and well and has an ax/lighting/teleportation powers then he tells Joshua the secret to victory and gives him the bag and then he just disappears again?!?
One last bit; if Grandpa Seth is the immortal, magical, ass kicking personal/spirit they make him out to be, couldn't he have killed the goblins at their house? He could have at least had the decency to tell them, "Oh, and when you go back home, look out, those goblins are still there. So, uh, you know... Watch out."
If he was going to leave an important detail like that out he might as well have just let them die in Nilbog.
LOL. A 4 part review that litterally covers EVERY WEIRD ASPECT OF THIS MOVIE. My friend, that was amazing. Way to go above and beyond. Only complaint: You changed your volume way to dramatically and way to much. I couldn't hear anything you were saying in some parts, then I'd turn it up and you'd be like "AND THEN..!" and I was all "HOLY SHIT!" and turning the volume down again. Still funny as hell, tho.
great movie dont see why its getting so much bad critism. great plot, great actors, amazing director, and hot buttery sex scene. how this movie did not win any academy awards is beyond me.
As horrible as this movie is, I want to watch it now...come to think of it...I may have actually seen this as a child, which could explain why I eat double decker bologna sandwiches when I am stuck eating with those I suspect of being trolls...and get turned on by popcorn...
No real reason is ever given for it - it's meant to be a big twist at the end but it's never explain how the goblins followed them home. Maybe they were in the car. Maybe they caught the train. Who knows? I don't think the scriptwriter bothered thinking it through.
My best guess is that the foreign exchange family from the begining of the movie was still at the house.
Still, that means that Joshua and the rest of his family totally forgot that they had other people/golbins living in their home. And that touching the stone or use the sandwich or whatever the hell happened at the end didn't kill all of the golbins.
@lukelewisDOTnet well I think it's because they're in that wierd family exchange program and they swapped homes with one of the goblins and vice versa and I assume that the goblin didn't go back to nilbog and that's why it's there
@lukelewisDOTnet i think its the family they traded houses with, but yeah they didn't bother to explain anything in this movie anyways so i shouldn't bother to make an assumption
Thanks. Yeah - as far as I know even the oldest cast members are still about. Mind you, it was only the early 90s when they filmed it, so...
I'll be really interested to hear more about Margo Prey in the "Best Worst Movie" documentary - I'm really curious to know what her life is like now...
The grand father was like superman.He was the real hero.
javoman13 6 months ago
I've seen the documentary and the part with Margo is positively frightening.
TheGrerex 1 year ago
oh crap something about mgm doesn´t allow me to watch part 3 in my country :(
hallowedbeeddie 1 year ago
What's the outro song? I love it.
MrGameposter 1 year ago
this is actually a really good movie.
i cant see why it is considered one of the worst ;( ?
i like popcorns too
DQ15 1 year ago
WTF? MGM have blocked part 3 because of copyright infrigement. It's a review. It's protected by the fair use law.
HawaiiKnut 1 year ago
Poor corn, this is where his chance to act again in a horror movie popped off.
plijuh123 1 year ago
Judging from her acting, I think Margo Prey had already "stopped living" when they made the movie.
RodionRomanovich602 1 year ago
this movie must be a satire after watching the bacon sandwich scene..
Coldod23 1 year ago
can i steal the cut of the double decker bologne sandwich please?
ill give u credit! :D
Coldod23 1 year ago
DUDE you have to see the movie where the girl gets raped by a tree!!!!!!
MajorHarvestMoonFan 1 year ago
this video is buggy everytime i watch it,
it freezes at some point and it wont continue :l
so i have to refresh and quikely click on the part where it froze (witch is hard to do!
TheDarklord0211 1 year ago
Stone henge magic stone the source of the Goblins power.... You just can't comment on that.
The1337guy1 1 year ago
A... sandwich. I've seen villains who have weaknesses. Fire is a good one, sunlight for vampires.... being frozen for godzilla. Honestly.... cholesterol is a first. Before I watched this film, I wrote about 3 books that were very much liked among the people who read them. I also was a top actor in theater and anything related to it. After I watched this film, I never wrote another successful book, and I lost ALL my acting skills.
MazorKuziaki 1 year ago
Thanks for the link to the documentary :D
ElectroIsMyMusic 1 year ago
ok.... a double decker bologni.... sandwich? this movie is off key.
ThePackHog 1 year ago
Wasn't this film a result of Italian filmmakers trying to make a film in the Euro style that didn't work in an American context? I mean this looks bizarre but there's a lot of weird stuff in Italian and French films that would be weird to put in a Hollywood film. Like scenes and themes that don't add anything to the plot line and seem to contradict all we know are somehow considered artsy instead of ill-conceived? I have to watch that documentary... I may be being too kind...
jenlinc2006 1 year ago
This is the most epic review ever, brilliant job mate. I'd like to see you review the first Troll one day.
LiquidSolidRaiden 1 year ago
....Why did I watch this for?*faceplam*
SilentNight700 1 year ago
The tag line for this movie should've been, YOU'LL NEVER EAT CORN AGAIN!
TomMSTie 1 year ago
i liked the whole review.... it sounds like an epic fail movie, which i actually have to see!
tiinaliciousX 1 year ago
SHE stopped living after Troll 2? Bitch, I stopped living after Troll 2! I am now holed up in my bedroom, cut off from the rest of the world, cowering away from the possibility that a movie worse than this will one day rear its ugly head and devour my sanity!!! What's left of it. Very funny review, Lewis. Glad I found them...
TheMintyMuffin 1 year ago 8
i love your review of this! i loooooove the film! its so funny!!! HA! worst film ever created in history haha! too true!
04danhyn 1 year ago
God bless these wonderful actors and the superb production of the classic family film we all know as "Troll 2", a film that lives on the forefront as the best !
PupuTheClown 1 year ago
5:11 <- ROFL.
Radici20 1 year ago
we have learned it takes an english bloke to even remotely attempt to coerce sense from bollocks like this movie quite clearly was intended not to be. cheers m8 for doing so.
spadehatesscrewtube 1 year ago
Deborah Reed is hot in that movie during the sex scene, as bizarre as it was.
Margo Prey lives! She is going to be in the documentary.
KinkESizemore 1 year ago
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KMxHearts 1 year ago
Even followed by a " where are they now " . Absolutely spectacular !
5 stars
slLLyhumans 1 year ago
I think the popcorn scene is actually good.
trial594 1 year ago
@trial594 it is in my opinion the best scene ever in a movie
gspotcyplick 1 year ago
I love this review ... its soooooooo fucking funny !! Its almost as awesome as watching this shitfest movie. I love bad movies so much ! And this is the fucking worst of them all ... I mean, a bologna sandwich ?!?!? REALLY?!?! Thats how he defeats them huh? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
bayareamayne 1 year ago
haha look at his face at 1:26
Luminouskebab 2 years ago 7
Lol. :-<
lukelewisDOTnet 2 years ago
"No more.....no more popcorn..."
matmusada 2 years ago 2
that was fuckin brilliant!!! :) its about time somebody tore this film a new arsehole LOL i liked the first troll, i bought the double feature too, and i was horrified with this movie!! brilliant review! cant wait to see more
moviesman2008 2 years ago 2
this "movie" has no connections 2 the first its just called troll 2 to associate it with a knon franchise
TheBrent420 2 years ago
No... No... Where the FUCK did the popcorn come from?
AuroraBoredom 2 years ago
Uhhhh.....WOW
I don't know where to begin, this is just....WOW. It must've been purposely made this bad, but if EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved in the film has NO talent at all they should be forced to eat their own purified intestines
invadernick5 2 years ago 9
@invadernick5 See, this is bad, but it's lovably bad...it's SO bad it's entertaining. Try sitting through the entirety of something like Crazy Fat Ethel 2...THAT'S a film you come out of wishing for some razor blades to put you out of your misery :) there's "fun bad", then there just flat out BAD...
ZarathustrasCrown 1 year ago
Hilarious MST3K-worthy review, my friend.
Btw, you are hella cute!
FantasmaLuna 2 years ago
well i can geuss what they told the crew when filming the popcorn scene "alright everyone get a bag of popcorn and throw it at em!itll be awesome!!"
RukiXStalker 2 years ago 3
You should review Troll 3(Creepers, The Crawlers).
Venoms1Fan 2 years ago
Part 1:
What happened to Grandpa Seth? First he's alive and telling a mildly disturbing bed time story, then mom tells us he's dead, then he shows up on the side of the street, then he's a hobo, then hes outside the window(and has magical time stopping powers to boot), then he ends up in a mirror(the wrong one at that), and then he's alive and well and has an ax/lighting/teleportation powers then he tells Joshua the secret to victory and gives him the bag and then he just disappears again?!?
DarkReaper1994 2 years ago
Part 2:
One last bit; if Grandpa Seth is the immortal, magical, ass kicking personal/spirit they make him out to be, couldn't he have killed the goblins at their house? He could have at least had the decency to tell them, "Oh, and when you go back home, look out, those goblins are still there. So, uh, you know... Watch out."
If he was going to leave an important detail like that out he might as well have just let them die in Nilbog.
DarkReaper1994 2 years ago
WTF? Corn? And then there's popcorn flying around? What?
And Crazy Lady reminds me of someone but I don't know who...
katie24690 2 years ago
Hey Luke, whats that song at the end of this video?
rulegm 2 years ago
oh wow. that IS bad!
cierrablue 2 years ago
I don't know why, but I really like at around 1:45 of the dad running up the stairs, it looks so goofy.
EarthboundX 2 years ago
Well at least unlike manos these guys did get some decent lucky breaks!
masticina 2 years ago
There should be a Grandpa Seth vs Torgo movie.
balrog13571 2 years ago 2
Even better a Crazy Lady vs Torgo. It could have some awkward scenes.
csatimaci 2 years ago
Yep. Torgo's legs would definately be shaking then!
balrog13571 2 years ago 2
The popcorn scene feels like something from a bad popcorn commercial!
drcoxcentral 2 years ago 2
HAHHA FUNNY
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joemamalives 2 years ago
Wow, only in the mind of this director would a bologna sandwich be a better weapon than an AK47 or the Governator.
"Let's show them we're still here!!" BANG!!
I would love to see a review of Shark Attack 3, probably the next worst movie. But great work IMO.
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TexWhatever 2 years ago
Take your flame war somewhere else, please.
lukelewisDOTnet 2 years ago
very entertaining.
bramb600 2 years ago 2
Why did you not mention when they threw the sandwich bag on the porch.
TheT4xid3rmist 3 years ago 2
I think she had sex with him so she could fulfill her popcorn fetish urges. lol
cjgolf68 3 years ago 3
omg i love the song at the end devotchka - how it ends :D awesome song and awesome review man :D
mikethesquirrel12 3 years ago
I saw both Manos! The Hands Of Fate and Troll 2 reviews. I instantly subscribed to your channel. Good job dude.
nachordzg 3 years ago
LOL. A 4 part review that litterally covers EVERY WEIRD ASPECT OF THIS MOVIE. My friend, that was amazing. Way to go above and beyond. Only complaint: You changed your volume way to dramatically and way to much. I couldn't hear anything you were saying in some parts, then I'd turn it up and you'd be like "AND THEN..!" and I was all "HOLY SHIT!" and turning the volume down again. Still funny as hell, tho.
MiniDharma 3 years ago 2
well umm it was funny thanks for telling me to watch it.
Mass49 3 years ago
dude that was awsome thnx a bunch... your reviews r the best.
abbs123 3 years ago
NOOO! THE CHOLESTEROL!
SasukeHeavenCurse354 3 years ago
Wow! Well done, sir! :)
Dittomist 3 years ago
great movie dont see why its getting so much bad critism. great plot, great actors, amazing director, and hot buttery sex scene. how this movie did not win any academy awards is beyond me.
hopkinsowns 3 years ago 3
fucking LOL hopkins this is the shit that was shit on by shit
WhyteHoodNegra 3 years ago
Yeah its got some pretty awesome special effects too.
98dar 3 years ago
i know when the trolls showed up i about shit myself. they so fucking realistic looking its scary.
hopkinsowns 3 years ago
Ok, no mention of who played the goblins and the director of the movie?
YuriElite 3 years ago
As horrible as this movie is, I want to watch it now...come to think of it...I may have actually seen this as a child, which could explain why I eat double decker bologna sandwiches when I am stuck eating with those I suspect of being trolls...and get turned on by popcorn...
tryinmybest 3 years ago
Wow the end is almost kind of sad... all those terrible actors didn't kill themselves.
"The StoneHenge of magic stone" rofl
balrog13571 3 years ago
I'm off double-decker boloney sandwiches now too.
funyun2 3 years ago
Fantastic review. Simply fantastic.
Movie06 3 years ago
STONHENGE MAGIC STONE!
R055HP 3 years ago
Magic Stonehenge magic stone...
of magic.
lukelewisDOTnet 3 years ago
Hey, can you tell me why and how the mom gets eaten by the goblins? I thought they were safe!
RobloxLegomania 2 years ago
No real reason is ever given for it - it's meant to be a big twist at the end but it's never explain how the goblins followed them home. Maybe they were in the car. Maybe they caught the train. Who knows? I don't think the scriptwriter bothered thinking it through.
lukelewisDOTnet 2 years ago
Did they hurt the whole family? Or just the mom?
RobloxLegomania 2 years ago
I don't think the screenwriters were native English speakers..
Sshelly34213 2 years ago
My best guess is that the foreign exchange family from the begining of the movie was still at the house.
Still, that means that Joshua and the rest of his family totally forgot that they had other people/golbins living in their home. And that touching the stone or use the sandwich or whatever the hell happened at the end didn't kill all of the golbins.
DarkReaper1994 2 years ago
I think it was the family that swtched places with them.
MJohnnyboy 2 years ago
@lukelewisDOTnet well I think it's because they're in that wierd family exchange program and they swapped homes with one of the goblins and vice versa and I assume that the goblin didn't go back to nilbog and that's why it's there
Bear4eversbackup 1 year ago
@lukelewisDOTnet i think its the family they traded houses with, but yeah they didn't bother to explain anything in this movie anyways so i shouldn't bother to make an assumption
Scarface1fan 1 year ago
Rifftrax has a riff for this.
Might make watching the movie more bearable.
EarthboundX 3 years ago
It's like cheap porn with the director throwing pop corn at them to 'spice it up'
D3M0N303 3 years ago
Very moving review
Thadran 3 years ago
Haha. Moving?
lukelewisDOTnet 3 years ago
Yes, the ending was really good. It was a good idea to put a "what happened to them moment". Nobody is dead... I'm surprise :P
Thadran 3 years ago
Thanks. Yeah - as far as I know even the oldest cast members are still about. Mind you, it was only the early 90s when they filmed it, so...
I'll be really interested to hear more about Margo Prey in the "Best Worst Movie" documentary - I'm really curious to know what her life is like now...
lukelewisDOTnet 3 years ago
she looks\acts like such a slut...xD
im so glad i didnt saw this movie,and im really not gonna -.-
and what the hell is up with the popcorn at 1:17?o-o
oh well funny review tho xD
olegros 3 years ago