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  • If there was a button I could press to kill all the religious people in the world, I would without a doubt press it.

  • @misfitstattoo There'd be less people to laugh at.

  • @misfitstattoo - Listen, you do one thing - go and become a theist!!!!! be'cuz we REAL atheists don't wanna kill someone who believes in god or religion. we wanna kill religion and god (if there is one ;) lol)

    aren't worse than osama??!!!just the difference is that he killed usin' religion and you are TALKING to kill without religion and how many people are you gonna kill huh ?!! I guess outta 6 billion there are like 5.8 theists!!!

    grow up a little. think at least twice before

  • @akshat1tripathi --- posting a comment in a PUBLIC video!!

  • @akshat1tripathi Jesus, learn how to use English. Your grammar is terrible, and you dan't make any sense.

  • @misfitstattoo my eng. is perfect just that I missed a word after 'aren't *you worse'

    that's all and it made perfect sense . if you hate a thing or anyone doesn't mean you kill 'em.sorry jewish people but hitler too hated 'em and killed like 6 millions of 'em.so , he only killed 6 million but (if you could) you'll kill over 5.8 billion people.

    you know somethin'? I should give you a tag of "WORSE THAN HITLER!!!"

  • I like Dara and I too am an athiest and anti-thiest but we did not invent evolution, we discovered it.

  • The one characteristic trait of all Irishmen the fantastic ability to give it both barrels and a complete lack of ability to take it.

  • @JRHartly1984 bit racist there, mate

    sorry did i say "bit" i meant "fucking"

  • @mcgorgomagan Not really, I'm from Ireland...

  • @eminemforlifenoshit Bless!! Me too

  • dara is so right ahaha, i bit the inside of my mouth really badly the other day, hurts so much when trying to eat XD

  • Haha when he was talking about eating cheeks bit i was eating my cheeks :p

  • @CardinalFlapslap

    Don't think any irish man can be a PM!! And if he was english he wouldn't be half as funny!! :D

  • dam i just ate through my own face ! ow

  • Dinosaurs ARE cool <3

  • the appendic was in our bodys so we could digest stuff like grass and dirt i think not ENTIERLY sure but thats what ive gathered

  • @CardinalFlapslap

    on American money there are the words "in god we trust" on British money there's a pitcher of Charles Darwin ... that says so much

  • @Daleksaresupreme1 not all british money

  • @maximotheone yeah i know

  • @MissEgasMoniz wrote:

    "Typical British..." - you talking about Dara, born in the ROI, hence Irish (the accent is a clue)?

    "xenophobic ..." - 'A person unduly fearful or contemptuous of strangers or foreign peoples'. Are we watching the same clip? Dara? Fearful of foreigners?!

    "ignorant...." - 'He completed his Leaving Certificate in Ireland with 9 'A's at honours level & studied mathematics & theoretical physics at University College, Dublin'

    "redneck.... - what....ever!

  • @MissEgasMoniz Ah, I see what you're doing here. You're making false statements, when those statements are corrected, you call the correct person "ignorant".

    Can I ask what medication you're on, and might I suggest to your carer that he or she increase it? Hey, instead of hanging around Youtube, can I suggest you join the Tea Party and spend all day listening to Glenn Beck? They'd be right up your street, you'd really enjoy it. Bye now.

  • @nz2k2 Your emotional intelligence is fairly marginal it seems. You sound like a nutty extremist bnp'er. Keep striving there spud!

  • @nz2k2  thumbs up :)

  • @nz2k2 Sounds like she needs a prescription of cyanide, if you ask me.

  • @nz2k2 Intelligence unseen on the internet for years! @MissEgasMoniz This is pretty cheap but BURN!

  • @MissEgasMoniz you response to someone correcting you is to insult them, then you are an idiot. you don't know what your talking about so shut the fuck up.

  • @MissEgasMoniz how am i a chav mean council housing and violence and i am non oof those things. i own my own house and have 2 working jobs.

    explain to me why i am a chav

  • @MrAppleMacUK Ok - then stop acting like one.

  • @MissEgasMoniz you can 't act like a chav, you can like the stereotype of a chav but not a chav.

    and i'm guessing your talking about the stereotype of one. so how am i "acting" like one

  • @MissEgasMoniz okay. explain HOW these people are clueless and ignorant.

  • @nz2k2 emmm sorry to tell you, but you only do seven subjects for the Leaving Cert :L

  • @majoradam96

    Who "only does seven subjects"? Are you referring to now, or when Dara was at school? All I can find is that:

    "A *minimum* of six subjects are presented, including the compulsory Irish, most students take six or seven subjects" and that "the maximum number of points available to any one candidate is 600, which they would achieve if they got A1s on six (or more) Higher papers".

    Can't find anything that stats an exact or maximum number of 7... perhaps you can tell me?

  • @nz2k2 Well I am doing my Leaving Cert next year and I am doing 7 subjects and I think they haven't changed the Leaving Cert :)

  • @majoradam96 I did nine subjects, you can do as many subjects as you like.

  • @TheAsymmetrical My school only let me do 8 :L and the other choices are languages, and I am not soo good at languages :L haha

  • @majoradam96 Ah well, I did German along with the three sciences along with Applied Math and Economics + The three core subjects.(Irish, English, Math)

  • @TheAsymmetrical I did french :L I suck and physics, technology, art, LCVP and the core subjects :)

  • @MissEgasMoniz ???? any chance of a small bag of what you have been smoking please?

  • @MissEgasMoniz is getting an education really so difficult? my god... oops...

  • @AllenQuatermain2de ? Whats that spud? Frankie is great - Dara is just a fat dumb fuck.

  • @MissEgasMoniz lol, dude, stfu an go back to primary school fuckface

  • @AllenQuatermain2de Awwww....so sorry spud. I didn't mean for you to get so upset that you got your Victoria Secrets in a twist. I hope things work out for you. Cheerio!

  • @MissEgasMoniz what a bitch

  • I think there is an increasing danger of equating creationism with Christianity on a global, and intellectual scale. And I also think that, to do so, is both foolish, and ignorant.

  • @CardinalFlapslap Dara Ó Briain is Irish.

  • @CardinalFlapslap Funny, cause he's Irish.

  • @exonwarrior same I can see the evidence for evolution but not abiogenesis, there's no way we came from a rock

  • @CardinalFlapslap Dara O'Brian for God.

  • Dara's philosophy on life and opinion on religion is like that of the blind monkey,I wonder does he realise just how close he is to his ape cousins.

  • @oceallaigh2003 He's doing stand up comedy, he's not giving a lecture on science or philosophy in a university. He doesn't have to be in-depth and 100% correct, he has to be funny. And he is.

  • @ErnilEnNaur that's my point,he isn't that funny at all,I have heard better banter in a pub.You need to get out more often.

  • i believe in god but not religion

  • @Crater56 deist then?

  • My country makes me very sad sometimes.

  • plus religion causes so many problems like preachers. you can believe in whatever you want, i have nothing against that but dont walk up to me in the middle of the street and shout ''praise jesus or suffer for all eternity''. im just going to get some milk and i get a letture on how to live my life.

  • does religion really matter? all it is a story about what happens after you die. dont think about what happens when you die, just enjoy being alive.

  • Come to think of it, the first books of the bible are exactly the sort of thing that I would have come up with, had I had to stare at a donkey's ass while wondering for forty years through the desert and I had sand in my butt crack.

  • what kind of off day was he having?! :) =)

  • The creation story in Genesis is not to be taken literally. It was originally a poem, passed down through the generations till it was written down. I believe in evolution, but I still find the idea that over a ridiculously long time we developed from single cell organisms - that just seems absurd.

  • @crazyboyxx

    That is a disgusting and disrespectful view on a very real aspect of human life. While I respect you right to free speech, it is a deep spiritual connection that many of us have. Parts of the Bible of course can be taken literally, like, you know, all the parts about love that everyone conveniently decides to ignore.

  • Too many different opinions on such a widely used site to even bother bringing up religion. If you think it's funny, laugh, if you don't, don't.

  • I'm religious and this is fucking hilarious XD

    But you need to be careful about how you put Christianity in a box; FUNDAMENTALISTS take EVERYTHING in the Bible to the letter, CHRISTIANS do not. CHRISTIANS follow everything in the new testament as much of it repealed the old.

    STILL FUCKIN' HILARIOUS THOUGH :D

  • Ok, usually i love Dara but here he just makes me feel ill. I'm, not big on the whole religion thing but i'm willing to accept the possibility. He won't even consider that he might be wrong which makes me feel very disappointed when he's obviously a very clever man.

  • @OTimeMasterXO Are you willing to accept the possibility that gravity doesnt exist?

    There's one thing to accept a possibility (eg I accept that 'god' could exist', BUT the probability that he exists (and also that gravity doesn't exist) is so low to the point that it then becomes silly/irrational to think that either possibility is true.

    I'm sure that he considers the idea of god, but quickly concludes its highly unlikely because he's a very clever man.

  • @OTimeMasterXO Oh i just want to note, in regard to my last post, I not necessarily think that the idea of an intelligence creating the universe is too 'out there', only that the God of the major religions is even more so unlikely. What with the who creation/miracles/in his image/always existing etc its highly unlikely. Believing an intelligence made the universe bt not having those characteristics is more likely.. although still no reason to pray/go church/worship etc...

  • @dan90555 Umm, where did the whole gravity thing come from?

  • @OTimeMasterXO Hey, sorry for the late reply..

    I used gravity as an example to convey the improbability of god. You wouldn't consider objecting to the existence of gravity, due to the huge about of evidence contradicting the possibility that gravity might not exist, Just because its 'possible' gravity might not exist doesn't mean its wise to consider the idea. Likewise, its possible god might exist, but doesn't mean it should be seriously considered considering the contradicting evidence.

  • huuUUUGe!

  • to be fair, evolution and God are not mutually exclusive. plenty of people who believe in religion also believe in evolution

  • does God have a sense of humour?

  • @parkfc4life well these two have turned out to be great comedians, so i think that would be a yes

  • lol, three very strong arguments. Its true, i too look in the mirror every morning and think 'OMG!'

  • There's a difference between believing in God and believing in the church. If you believe in the church, you believe Dara is going to Hell for insulting the Lord by daring to insinuate that he did not create us according to the manual we wrote.

    If you believe in God, you'd be wondering how Dara can't get into Heaven making us laugh with a sense of humor like that. Does God care more about his pride or the fact that biting the inside of our cheeks was an amusing design flaw?

  • @Raventoll Well it depends what church.

  • @EnrichmentCenter Point taken

  • to be honest i dont believe in god at all, but alot of my friends are religious and i respect that. i have no problem if people believe in things that i dont. we are all different. but what really gets under my skin is when people force their religion onto other people or use religon against others. its at the point where you hurt or affect other that religion becomes wrong.

  • @animelover5076 i believe in god but not religion.

  • Lol sikh

  • The comments on this are mostly not funny and repetitive.

    Yes, we get it you are/are not a theist. Wonderful. Pat yourselves on the back, 'cause there's no point trying to convert other people.

    Just don't do anything stupid (e.g. killing people) in the name of that religion, and do whatever you WANT. ffs.

  • Is there any purpose to our being? No, ok

    Does goodness actually exist? No, ok

    Is there a deep and spiritual sense of this universe that we should feel and be open to? No, ok

    Welcome to Atheism...

  • @Pein740 Atheisms say goodness doesn't exist? No, you're wrong. Is there a deep and spiritual meaning to the universe? I'm an atheist, don't believe in god, but that doesn't stop me thinking there's a deep sense to the universe, except I believe we as people give the universe the meaning rather than god doing it for us. And the "purpose to our being". That's ridiculous, having a God doesn't create purpose. I believe in the purpose I create and others in my life create for me. Jesus Christ.

  • @MrSubstance18 So then how can goodness exist? Explain. And explain how an 'otherness' to this physical universe can exist?

  • @Pein740 Goodness can be someone helping someone who needs help just because, not because God would want them to. And an otherness can be simply that there can be more than us out there in the universe, or more to know about or own world rather than us being the only ones created by a perfect God. I could be right, you could be right, but being Atheist over religious doesn't take anything away from the world, it just adds something different. I have religious friends and we respect each other.

  • @MrSubstance18 Soo Goodness is based in someone performing an action? If we observe an action we deem to be good then that makes it good? Doesn't that make good relative? I have no issue with people being atheists in fact I have some good friends whi hate religion, but I never say anything. My first post was satirising the top rated comment. I was pointing out their position is perfect every position has its flaws. Right or wrong is not the be and end all but if the position suits the person.

  • @Pein740 Fair enough mate

  • @Pein740

    Goodness is idiosyncratic.

  • @TJGuitarVids Goodness is rooted in our behaviour and psychology? Could you elaborate?

  • @Pein740

    From your reply I think maybe I misinterpreted what you were saying.

    I'm thinking we call things good and bad based on our emotional reaction to them. There is no goodness or badness in the physical world beyond personal taste.

  • @TJGuitarVids Ah so you take the verificational priniciple :D. That clears up my misinterpretation. If your position is the correct (which everyone does why would you hold a view if you did not think it was right), then if everyone held your view how could we have any sense of law? It would be like a dictatorship where we are forcing people to obey rules merely by our own personal tastes? If that is the case then anything is permissible.

  • @Pein740 A woman should be stoned on her fathers doorstep is she is not a virgin on her wedding night. Welcome to religion. Religious people are ignorant morons.

  • even if god did exsist i would not give a shit! this life is ours..

  • Of course God exists, he lives with the tooth fairy, Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny, as yet though, they don't have a cult following. None have been seen except in clouds and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, still we live in hope.

  • By the way, the appendix is not useless :D

    Quote

    ""While there is no smoking gun, the abundance of circumstantial evidence makes a strong case for the role of the appendix as a place where the good bacteria can live safe and undisturbed until they are needed," said Duke surgery professor William Parker, in a press release."

    Source:

    cbc.ca

  • Dara ruined this video for me

  • lol "i don't even believe in god. but still catholic" i can see what he means one of my friends has a muslim family and considers herself more atheist than muslim, but will still get offended by someone talking shit about islam (like me on christmas blurting out "whoever wrote the quran was boring for not writing a fun holiday in there") it's more just her herritage and culture to her

  • @shcnoozlebop ...that is probably because your insulting his family by doing it. I get insulted by random comments like this, even though I know no-one related to it, it is still annoying when people made random comments insulting.

    Anyway, buddhism FTW

  • Honestly when I was younger (7ish) I loved the Bible - my favourite STORY TALE. Humans wrote the bible. =.=' . Can't we take the Bible for what it is? To me it's just a damn story book. I can't believe people take it seriously. I'm sick of religion now. If you think about it, it's a

    Storytale vs. Science with EVIDENCE.

  • Honestly when I was younger (7ish) I loved the Bible - my favourite STORY TALE. Humans wrote the bible. =.=' . Can't we take the Bible for what it is? To me it's just a damn story book. I can't believe people take it seriously. I'm sick of religion now

  • Honestly when I was younger (7ish) I loved the Bible - my favourite STORY TALE. Humans wrote the bible. =.=' I'm sick of religion now. Can't we take the Bible for what it is?

  • come to think of it genesis is exactly the sort of thing one would come up with if he had to stare at a donkey's ass for 40 years.

  • Dara O'Briain is "King of the Monkeys"!!

  • Believe me - I've seen the dark side of religion - f there is a god, when I get up there, I'm not going to be the one on my knees begging forgiveness: I'm going to be going 15 rounds with the big bearded fucker, and winning! and it isn't about how African kids die, or how war happens, it's going to be why he made such stupid people in the 1st place! Creationism is not a fact - we are no longer loving in a world carved out by Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun. Wake up!

  • does dara look like he's wearing mascara in his video? or am I the only one who sees that? Also, Dara rhymes with mascara :D

  • @plejeune1 It must be a conspiracy lol. But his eyes do look a little dark. Must be the light.

  • @yington Oi mate calm the fuck down yeah? you believe what u want, but dont force other people to. if there was a 'god' then 'he' wouldnt want you to do this.....

  • @yington get the corncob out of your ass, Jeeez. From that Hippie goth pagan.

  • @yington Get down on my knees and worship God? Oh HELL NO!!! I don't even know the guy =P

  • @yington u know what i'm gonna do..... preach atheism on a youtube video about the gospel. u think that will go down well???

  • @davidswales1

    GO AHEAD AND PREACH YOUR SUPERSTITIOUS DRIVEL ON A VIDEO ABOUT THE TRUTH - IT WILL HELP YOU FIND GOD, BY EXPOSING THE STUPIDITY IN YOUR ARGUMENTS

  • @yington i find it ironic how science, the thing that made the computer you write on possible, the lights in your house and the treatments that save lives in hospitals possible you believe is superstitious drivel. Give me links to the truth i am very interested?? by the way have you actually improved anyone's life recently or do u waste all your time preaching?

  • @yington

    Explain the Appendix then bitch

  • @Georgelangham

    OH LANGYBOY,

    REPENT.

    THE APPENDIX WAS THERE AS A TEST FROM GOD - DO YOU PASS OR FAIL THE TEST?

    RENOUNCE YOUR WORM YOU FOOL.

  • @davidswales1 you should

  • dinosaurs were cool :')

  • @elpoteiiko Dinosaurs were AWESOME!!! =D

  • @MissStephie1013 im afraid i cant argue with that :D !!

  • @elpoteiiko Oh Hell Yeah!!! =D

  • god does exsist,

    everybody press '1' on your keyboards whilst watching this, and you'l know why he is real

  • @EaszAz

    I did and my computer screen went dark. Oooooh!

  • They should make a fourth Father Ted with Dara playing Ted.

  • American, Pagan, Believe in Evolution, and the Big bang, etc....and I HATE THAT STUPID BITCH PALIN

  • Dinosaurs are so COOL!!!!!!!

  • I saw Dara on tv a few days ago doing a routine about video-games, and how he often gets the buttons confused on the controller in mid-game. You have to see it to get what I mean, but I nearly died laughing, I could so relate to what he was saying. Too fucking funny.

  • @sulijoo

    Ahaha oh man GOW, the fukken berserker(kinda love how they are the females of the "locust" species lol). Shit I felt his pain, though I did get past that part and onwards to actually complete the game, and then the second. Cx

  • "Why did this horrible accident happen, killing and wounding many innocent people?"

    "It's part of God's plan..."

    IMHO, God's a pretty shit strategist.

  • @JamieHowitt He needs to play more Command n Conquer.

  • @JamieHowitt They say anything that goes wrong in the world is because of the devil

    Ofcourse theyre all bullshit

  • And why stop at God, what created God? what made God the way God is? If we really want to know the answers, we need to learn from a civilisation or two a million years ahead of us, and looking at the evidence, is this not already happening?

  • @Helios601 God is the supernatural, it is very hard to disprove god because people who believe in god believe in something without evidence and aside from lack of evidence we can't really disprove his existence. also there is always the excuse that god is "outside of reality".

  • They were HUUUUUGEEE!! LOL

  • This is like music to my ears ;))))

  • Accaulty the appendix helps fix other organs which arnt that badly damaged

  • TO EVERYONE RELIGIOUS WHO IS OFFENDED BY THIS:

    If god exists, and is so mighty, he could've shut up the comedians when they were making jokes. if god exists, be like him and relax some

  • @numb19029 why would god stop these comedians?

  • @numb19029 And laugh !

  • Frankie boyle and Dara O'Briain are simply amazing. i love them both.

  • His description of evolution isn't strictly true. 

  • @MJMedin for fuck sake its COMEDY not a frikkin documentary was he stating facts. no he was doing what comedians do please the audience and make them laugh.

  • @MJMedin That's because it's a comedy show, not a Richard Dawkins lecture.

  • My problem with religion is that rather than seeking out why and how something happens, religion just says "GOD DID IT

  • @PraisetheMetal59 Then when you ask why GOd didn't do something about something terrible, they say, "That's just God's way!" The duplicitous ignorance makes me want to strangle the fuckers

  • sorry. . . "belieeeeeve *IN* god".

    Heaven forbid, the youtube spelling nazis descend upon my soul. :-)

  • "I don't even belieeeeeeve it god. . . but still Catholic." LOL

    My mom used to bitch every year about the "Christmas Catholics" that fill the cathedral every christmas eve, then disappear for a year.

  • Shall we seek out the reasons things happen? No, ok

    Shall we look at why they need to happen? No, ok

    Shall we be curious about anything on the planet or beyond? No, ok

    Welcome to the church...

  • @PraisetheMetal59 Perfect. :D

  • they were OOOOOUUUUUGE!

  • Dara is such a boring twat

  • For god's sake, For god's sake, For god's sake, For god's sake, For god's sake,

  • @ImagesByDavid It was in a Book?? Oh it must be true then, where do i sign up?

  • @Veraad

    Its very true and no need to sign anything...

  • This ImagesByDavid is a sad case of an angry Christian run amok. Threatening people left, right & centre; experiencing paranoid delusions; telling ridiculous lies about pedophila. I suspect that if his basement were to be searched, the authorities would find a room of horrors: captives that he is torturing for imagined transgressions against him. Let us join hands, & pray to mighty Zeus that this ImagesByDavid person will see the light, & self-flagellate as penance for his many sins. (◕_◕)

  • @yeevvooihan

    this user has used images of young girls with suggestive sexual comments.

    Has cloned my account many times & many times Youtube deletes them.

    Has cloned other peoples channels.

    Talks nothing but incest and perverted sex.

    Has multiple channels that have comments from other users asking him to stop harassing them.

    So! what we have here is a nasty troll who I am someone to him but to me he's a nobody but just a sick twisted pathetic excuse for a human being.

  • LOLZ! And here is the proof..... the man himself, spewing hate & lies! ImagesByDavid. Look at his channel & his comments, & you'll see that he is an anti-Semitic, a Born-Again Christian who doesn't follow the teachings of the Bible, a sexually twisted 33 year old man man who has no girlfriend, no wife... & spends all his time on YouTube, promoting his imaginary photography business which he has confessed he makes NO money from! LMAO!!!!

  • @ImagesByDavid

    what manner of man are you, Mr David? why are u on here complaining about other people? what has this video got to do with it? please leave us alone to enjoy this good comedy video, without your negative comments. thank you very much.

  • @brightonaIexmc

    This user is also Yeevvooihan below..Did I not just say that this pervert has many channels! lol

  • @brightonaIexmc

    Good for you! But you see! if there was really sexually inappropriate comments on your channel. You would not have deleted them.

    We all know your game Cecil and my account will be still here next month & the month after that. Because Youtube have no cause to delete my account because all you are is a perverted sicko who spews hate and lies.

  • @ImagesByDavid

    "if there was really sexually inappropriate comments on your channel you would not have deleted them." ????? Are you nuts? Why on earth would I keep sexually inappropriate comments on my channel? I'm not a pervert like you! STOP harassing me, you monster.

  • @brightonaIexmc

    Because you are a proven liar Cecil...You use images of girls not only 5years of age with sexual suggestive text. Youre the lowest of the low, a scumbag. So when you make the charge I made sexual explicit comments on your channel. We all know youre telling lies.

    Thats what scumbags do Cecil, they lie & cheat.