Riots, iphone woes, pear tragedy

[NumericalEncounter]

I was OK with the bleeding from the eyes... but the shape of that pear really upset me.

[DaylightXAngel]

i love the fact that your accent is completely normal to me :D

[xharry4ginnyx]

Enfield?

[hegadem]

Very thick manly voice.

[DavidWicked]

I wanna fuck ur accent

[inkypurplesky]

Best I can hope for is to end up in a decent raisin ranch where they change me twice a day...

[BlurryBlueOcean]

I LOVE the movie you quoted!! Its one of my favourites!! XD XD

[PrincessKLS]

Sorry to hear about your brother.

[Amphiprionic]

"... They did manage to stab my brother, which is 'ahahaha, lawl!'"

[deeveyboy]

You're fit! x

[Bibbabble]

I liked Mildred Pierce... :D

[Missponybiss]

love your channel! really look forward to your next video:D

[leonc100]

Love paperlillies!

[bronlokis]

dry WET dry WET

[Ivemadethisaccount]

@pantelin2 stop spamming on this channel please....

[Ivemadethisaccount]

Today I've eaten a carrot. My jaws ache cause I ate it raw. I love eating orange food. Seeing orange coloured things makes my mouth water.

Twitter? What's twitter for?. Is it orange?

[Ivemadethisaccount]

Let me press the pause button while your mouth stills open to offer you a sip of orange juice..Done.

I'm loving you Bryony Dorothy Paperlilies. You are one of the yummiest girls on youtube who I like to share food and kisses on my screen.

[sacredgeometry]

Alan needs to man up!

[princessgrapefruit1]

from drop dead gorgeous when amber atkins has to name and spell all of the states in the usa in alphabetic order in the interview. alabalma is the first one she names obviously

[willbraham]

I SCHMISS YOU MAKE ANEW VIDEO! MAKE A RECIPE OF VLOGGING.

[cookie73942]

@Paperlilies

I don't know why im watching this but the whole dry wet thing was funny as hell to me idk why. keep it up. Oh and i think you have a creep "Ivemadethisaccount"

yeah CREEPER. Ok bye.

[caitlinsboles]

Hey, make a new vid, giiiiirl

[Ivemadethisaccount]

I've stopped myself from drinking my boiling hot tea passing through your channel to kiss your eyes on my screen. I do that with every appealing woman I find on youtube, don't feel special about that. Wait... Done.

ps. When I get more time to share with your vids, I'll start pressing my forehead against yours to be on touch with your sexy inner thoughts.

[londonlinds]

YOUR POOR BRO! Glad to hear it's alright in the end. also- love the new good thing bad thing lol

[towelshoe]

that quote is definitely from drop dead gorgeous!

[Ivemadethisaccount]

Am I the only one finding you terrible hot?

I'd spent a night with you just kissing your forehead to go back to my lonely life back with no regret.

I'd bet that you are already married having 2 or 3 kids, but you are keeping it as a secret to maintain curious foreign people who lives far away entertained fantasying about you.

[TheTrueLifeChanger]

dry, wet, dry, wet ... LOL :D

I want a pencil sharpener with a light :p

[ourkids12341]

hi i have put 3 songs in send message for you

[cziffra1994]

Look Lady, I don't like you and you don't like me. So enough of the monologues and show me your feet and I'll be on my way...

[thechildrenscat]

That Chinese emporium is the most incredible shop ever, I love that she mentioned it.

[chibukun]

its so you can sharpen ur pencil in the dark, thats why it has a light on it.

[SuperJitan]

i know who the winner is! i know! i know who the winner is....

[ProductPlacer]

still here?

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

glad you are ok.great video.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

sweet home alabama? my favorite quote from that is "you have a baby!...in a bar"

[mrawoodcock]

Whats it like in london now?

[TheTrueLifeChanger]

Hi Bryony :) .. glad you are ok after the mugging, sorry about your brother :(

I was curious if you plan on visiting the USA again sometime? :p

[Ivemadethisaccount]

I would like to be next to you to feel the warmess your body lets out.... I want to be near you.....Let me get my face closer to the screen while I watch your vid......being done...already done. Tschüss.

[Ivemadethisaccount]

*warmness

[SlyFly101]

You have such beautiful long grey hair :)

Is it 'sweet home alabama'?

[kookerama]

The quote is from Drop Dead Gorgeous. Love that movie. Also, (although I've been watching your videos for a while, I've never said but) I think you're fantastic!!

[Annaconda1984]

the pear looks like the kiwi from the kiwi animation on yt (-: you know who i mean right

[KLBoot]

I picked a pear last weekend that looks just like yours!

[tappergal]

Drop Dead Gorgeous!

[Graciepie88]

The quote is from Drop Dead Gorgeous - amazing film!

[Colin415atyotube]

That pear is inbreed

[Valchan05]

"Alabama-A-l-a-b-a-ma" Drop Dead Gorgeous! One of my favorite movies!

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@Valchan05 aww u beat me to it! lol

[ATeaLeaf]

Sorry to hear about your brother. Glad to hear you are okay. That riot stuff sounds pretty scary! Eep!

[elainemaik]

The pear looks like a fetus.

[diKsuomynonA]

FETUS PEAR!!!!!!!!

[loveyoulikeabutton]

That was weird, I knew it would be ddg before you even started speaking. Wooooaaaahhh.

[nightskykisskiss]

Are you nervous

Yeah I haven't told my boyfriend yet, how do you know?

I meant about the pageant

[youknowsit45]

Yr bro's coolness shines through, and that's why he wasn't seriously injured. Even total dicks usually recognise a decent person. Not sure about a pear tragedy tho. Think about it: two poor pear trees in the slums of Enfield conceive. The pear child is hideously deformed but - against the odds - becomes famous via Youtube.

[youknowsit45]

@youknowsit45 But fame goes to his(?) head, maybe, until a tragi-comic spiral of decline leads to assasination following a live show at a packed Brixton Academy. A bungled investigation sees the remains melted down into Frosty Jack cider and - final irony - consumed by his biggest fans. Yeah maybe it is a pear tragedy after all. Who can ever really know?

[TwelvetreeZ]

But, I'm sorry bout your brother :( hope he'll be okay! xxxx

[TwelvetreeZ]

Dry! Wet! Dry! Wet!

[christinevlogs]

DROP DEAD GOREGOUSSSSSS YESSSSSSSS!!!

"Are we on cops?"

[Mavrakakis]

I hope you're ok after the riots :( we were hit too (Liverpool) my bro is in the police so I was shitting a brick really and I work in operating theatres- we got told we were on 'standby' it was scary!

On a lighter note.... LMFAO... you never fail to make me smile you insane person you!

[nightskykisskiss]

The quote is from drop dead gorgeous when Amber is being interviewed it's my favourite film x

[MomoHasMuffins]

The papers were full of the riots! My Mum was so funny - she kept trying to read it out to us and after a while my dad and me just couldn't hear it anymore ... Shame that you're brother got stabbed tho. Glad he's ok :D

[plica06]

Regarding the title of your new segment: "Good Thing, Bad Thing". I think the suggestion from your last video that it be called: "Bryonys Bitchin' or Bollocks" was absolute genius!

[TheScaryOctopus]

That must have been scary :S I guess your brother's hardcore now, he should start a rap career. Hope he gets well soon!

On a lighter note, are you going to pickle that pear?

[creativemachine]

FILM WAS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! I love that film.

[creativemachine]

Shit briony. Now I can't see my screen anymore

[otocan]

Holy shit, hope your brother is OK.

[fifedjdomo]

I found the bleeding eye pear tragedy hilarious :-)

[xXParisFictionXx]

Drop Dead Gorgeous! Loveeeee.

[henleycol]

Its from Drop Dead Gorgeous! Ha ha love that film :)

[christinibeani]

Everyone I know with the 3G or 3GS has had that same cracking problem down at the bottom. That design and plastic material just wasn't very good. Mine started cracking and even took pretty good care of it. :/

[ep301]

I love Drop Dead Gorgeous!

[holliebadollie]

Alan got stabbed :| ?!

[SomeJollyFolly]

The quote's from Drop Dead Gorgeous, when Kirsten Dunst's character has to name all 50 states and spell them during her pageant interview. Bam!

[barbiesandninjas]

0:46 <3

[barbiesandninjas]

What is your brother's channel? I can't find it anymore and I can't remember what it was called. !

[TuckerLovesHimself]

omggggggg Drop Dead Gorgeous?

[itsjustinleon]

You need an otterbox, it protects my phone well!

[sandi1881]

So the bad thing wasn't that your brother got stabbed?

[roboshea]

i enjoy ur videos. yes.

[OrphanPaper]

yeah Paper lillie srides again, high ho silver away , i have no idea what movie your refering to , at a guess psycitoc conection spookie noise , "sweet home alabama"

wth R With a spoon

[themegglins]

my white iphone had a crack there too... Not 2 cracks though, just one in the center of the back area. Great times.

[532hw]

Brushing over your brother getting stabbed must mean that it wasn't serious? The word "stabbed" means to plunge a pointed weapon into someone. Is that what happened, or was he just cut?

I heard the rioting is from unemployment and lack of food. Is that what you see? The media in America is playing it down as just lunatic, malcontent teens.

[kaybee1702]

@532hw the us media is right.

[ghostwise]

the pear looks like it is in the fetal position. hi!

[boomrsoonrupinyoze]

That quote is from Drop Dead Gorgeous. One of my favorites, too!

[elle135790]

my iphone has a crack in the exact same place..apparently its a white iphone thing? sorry to hear about your brother but glad he is ok

[mhossell02]

Where in London do you live? I live in Croydon, we got hit pretty bad

[AericWinter]

Now you can sharpen pencils in the dark. Brilliant!

[ItsMeggieMayy]

I'm glad your brother is okay :) Hopefully no one else will get stabbed in your family. The riots are not very smart on their parts.

[mallybee1]

Movie- DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

[EveryMomentHasMusic]

i dnt quite understand the game, but is it sweet home alabama?

[LoveFayeHarris]

QUOTE GAME!! - DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!! omg...i live and breath amber atkins xoxo

[ladypeapirate]

I think I know the Chinatown shop you mean, it's amazing!!

[GeekLikeMe1988]

Anyone who took part in the riots are idiots. Hope your brother is ok :)

[r1ch4rdg3r3]

I see you've gained some fat.

[ElfangorAx]

@r1ch4rdg3r3 I see you've gained some douche.

[r1ch4rdg3r3]

@ElfangorAx

g0t tR0LL'd

HA HA

[mittROMNEY666]

@ElfangorAx did you notice how much weight bryony has gained. wow!!!

[infiniteness84]

@r1ch4rdg3r3 asshole

[CrayCruz]

Love your accent. Hope your brother is OK.

[dooley169]

sexy as fook

[stezo2k]

iphone eww

[Snagrock2009]

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[JessicaLouiseMusic]

as if the stabbed your brother! well, they'll have whats coming to them Bryony! Everyone who was not involved in the pathetic riots will have the last laugh, not the "big men rioters". faggots.

[dgnoelle]

Drop dead gorgeous!!! Also one of my favourites :)

[MatzahBri]

oh gawd, i hope your brothers ok. them riots were stupid :(

[httprover]

Thanks for letting us know that you survived ok Bryony. I was a little worried about you during the UK riots. And, Alan needs to be more careful on those mean streets. Ele-Bama sounds like a character that you'd find in a political blog in 2008.

[KakeyBones23]

Drop Dead Gorgeous with Kirsten Dunst! Soo hilarious

[NCISgirlz]

it looks like a kiwi,,, the bird not the fruit

[Ivemadethisaccount]

@NCISgirlz That pear is a magical pear to be shooted on riots faces...I'm typing about a video game... not the reality... there is no reality... there are only screens showing us how reality should be...

[jessicadot]

my head exploded! :) oh and i really hope your brother is okay :(

[dadystootoo]

I hope your brother heals quickly!

[astralweeks23]

so ironic that its drop dead gorgeous.. i just got that in the mail from netflix today.

[kkiwikate]

+1000 for the mildred pierce reference

[ThoughtsArrive]

Drop Dead Gorgeous. Sorry to hear about your brother. x

[ragnarocking]

that pear looks like a k-9 fetus. And sorry about your bro - must have been traumatic for the two of you.

[DearMayFay]

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! One of my favorites too!

[KxLEBxRAWR]

PAY-PA-LILL-AYY Y U NO WORK ON ZOMBAY MOVIE!?

[Evershear]

Sorry to hear that you brother got stabbed, but glad to know he is ok. I was concerned about you and the other UK You Tubers I watch. Hope things will get better there.

[MegsReality]

Your Quote = Drop Dead Gorgeous

Amer-I-Can! ;P

[hshartman]

...your bad thing isn't that your brother got stabbed ?

[rifsberjasulta]

Because I always write in the dark

[brunerousse]

My favorite line from 'Drop Dead Gorgeous': "They won't let you perform naked. I asked!"

[WhatsBliss]

Drop Dead Gorgeous?

[weedster999]

BUT ITS A PEAR HOW CAN IT NOT BE ITSELF?! (PEAR SHAPED) :OOOOO

[amyjb]

Drop Dead Gorgeous!!!! YEAHHH! yeah

[ap0calypse5]

HUGS FOR YOU! I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Just thought I'd say.

[BansheePhoenix]

sorry to hear about your brother. hope he fully recovers soon <3

[theflorgeormix]

the zombie movie coming true

[Rsqueen223]

QUOTE GAME: the notebook?

[Xtrordiinary]

Isn't that from Drop Dead Gorgeous? :)

[ChiliPeppz]

My cousin moved to Korea (randomly, she's not even Korean) and set me a little pink Pucca and Garu pencil case. So I was all like "yaaay!" and opened it up. Low and behold, among the pencils and pens, there was a little knife. Yes, a little pink knife. The light on the sharpener doesn't seem so odd now, does it?

[derekcolman]

@ChiliPeppz . The knife is to sharpen your pencils. Maybe you're too young to remember the time before pencil sharpeners were invented. In my young days a penknife was a boy's pride and joy. It had 2 blades, a bottle opener, a corkscrew, and a tool for removing stones from horses hooves (allegedly). Google it if you have never seen one.

[stitchystitchy]

i've got a crack in the exact same place!

[5678pinky]

This is probably a stupid question, but what are those riots in London about? I heard about it on the news for like a second.

[missloisjones]

Same thing happened to my 3gs! Lasted me 2 1/2 years though....which is about 2 yrs 5 months longer than I expected it to!

[joshua94ferguson]

Your next video will be your 200th. OMG. I'm thinking a sexy party is in our future.

[Zsmart]

Thank fuck you didn't get stabbed. You're a national treasure lol.

[sandi1881]

My iPhone 3GS is also stuffing up... I think it might be telling me to get an iPhone 4 but I just won't do it. Hope your brother is ok.

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

sorry that was me who mugged you and stabbed your brother. please don't hold it against me

[1978atcarroll]

Your Brother got stabbed? hope he is ok. Too bad you can't get a license to carry a handgun, like we can in Indiana. The guy that stabbed your brother would've found out why he shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight.

[bexroxhercottonsox]

that pear looked like a baby sleeping seal with a horn orrrrrrr unicorn x

[adyrulesthe666]

@Paperlilies you took my theme, but you didnt explain your opinion ;)

[volleyballphelan]

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

well played, Amber Atkins

love that movie !

[532hw]

Too many races of people in London makes young Londoners (and other Londoners, I suppose) nuts! The wacky Prime (USDA choice cut) and Parliament has got to stop the hoards of immigrants pouring into England trying to ruin your country. Londoners want out, but they don't know where to go. And that is my advice to Miss Lilie, "Get the heck out of Dodge," (American idiom to leave) I'm afraid the social tension is going to get worse, and I wouldn't want to see someone as lovely as you getting hurt.

[Hedonophobia]

@532hw That's the stupidest shit i read all day.

[532hw]

@Hedonophobia It's easy for a moronic juvenile as yourself to insult others because you're on the internet. What it show is what a lowlife coward and piece of shit you are.

[Hedonophobia]

@532hw Haha, the irony.

Just a clue, because i have the feeling you wont get one yourself. The riots had absolutely nothing to do with race or immigration.

[brandilyon]

drop dead gorgeous!

[loislamb]

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

[StrongDrinks]

it looks like a fetus

[fatima23reed]

so maybe you need to sharpen your pencils in the dark and they drop on the floor so you could use the light to see to pick them up.. ;)

[fatima23reed]

@fatima23reed so that could be really useful for picking up dropped shavings in the dark..

[bebop4589]

I hope you and your brother and family are safe !! i am sorry to hear about your brother and hope he is okay!

[robrobbins]

Sorry to hear about your run in with the rioters. I plan to visit London next year if it has not been burned down by then. Not for the Olympics though, because I expect that to be a madhouse.

[hotboysumer]

sweet home alabama?

[barbiesandninjas]

Drop Dead Gorgeous--Kirstin Dunst!

[coolstream1]

If your phone is like Veda when is the "full frontal" scene with a merkin coming?

[Misslittlelouder]

oh my god! I hope your brother gets well soon :/ and I hope your okay too xxxxx

[PanicPanicPaige]

Drop Dead Gorgeous :D

[Eyoma]

Light on pencil sharpener is of course so you can find the pen in the dark when you're trapped in a serial killer basement. Good to be covered for all occasions.

[MrJonnyboyification]

what gets me is the way the MP's got away with stealing tax payers money , none of them got sent to prison. how is that fair?

[SirEwonJung]

laughed way too hard at the bleeding eyes....i htink i might have peed a little

[lisacs83]

Drop Dead Gorgeous. Easy.

[bumpsywhoops]

True Romance?



[xxHannahxxTobyxx]

im so sorry to hear about your brother, hope he's okay, and take no notice of @Ninja187Rules, the bankers are doing their jobs, nothing wrong, and like you say, they didn't stab your brother, hope london stays peaceful :) xxx

[richardpatrick32123]

Hey I really enjoyed the vid! Unfortunately i don't know what the quote is from...

[TheKermitgirl]

I.Love.That.Film. SO MUCH. :') Memories.

[ilovesuesanboyele]

cool