Duncan calls a Rude Lawyer

[CobnibletPS3Rep]

R.I.P Frank he died in 2011 :(

no more soundboards

[DrROBOTNiX]

fuck off ya pc of shit

[CharlesVariations]

They get so shocked when they're called with their own voice. This is why when I'm positive I'm being pranked I just hang up right away LOL I don't want to become a soundboard

[grandmasterreggae]

Rude lawyer is a boss, he doesn't take no shit!

[lancetop]

That lawyer got mean real quick didn't he. The good looking judges must be holding out on him.

[MisticWays]

Lmfao! Arguing like little kids xD Perfect haha

[An0k1n]

The Lawyer got his wish cause Frank Garrett is really dead

[yTubeBlowsBigBalls]

Wow that is awesome! How'd you get such a detailed soundboard of Duncan? You must've called him so many times and knew what to say to get a good soundboard!

[chillyayo2012]

When a lawyer says: "I'm nursing a sick family member with cancer" it means I'm scheming on a way to steal money from a family member.

[afwunn]

10 people who viewed this are currently nursing a family member with cancer

[SHADOWSTICKER]

Hello asshole!!! Fucking epic

[patrickmkiv]

"Each one of these calls is being recorded",

It sure is ;)

[bakaneil]

"you wanna go round for round with me you old mother fucker?" i love when people try to win a battle of verbal attrition with a soundboard.especially frank, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!

[aadeeza]

@bakaneil MAKE YOUR TIME!

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza what do you mean?

[aadeeza]

@bakaneil All Your Base meme?

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza im sorry dude. i have no idea what you are talking about.

[aadeeza]

@bakaneil /watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza i watched that video and it seems to be just a bunch of babble. doesnt make any sense

[aadeeza]

@bakaneil I'm sorry. I didn't realize you have fetal alcohol syndrome. It amazes me you can watch these videos and type comments with your wide set eyes and hydro-cephalic skull.

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza was that an insult? you sound like a pretentious loser!

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza i only watched that video for about 20 sec before.and it seemed to be some foreigner trying to make shit music without basic understanding of the english language.but i watched it again and i gather it has something to do with oldschool internet. i didnt have any interest in computers or internet until about 5 years ago.so i guess im just lucky i wasnt subjected to that kind of nonsense.

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza and what the hell does that have to do with my initial comment?

[aadeeza]

@bakaneil I'm sorry. I only carry on conversations with users who have both hemispheres of their brain connected.

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza no need to apologize.i was a little curious as to what that video has to do with my comment but i doubt you even have a reason. in any case how did a douchebag stiff like you wind up watching thegoldenphones videos?trolling? nevermind,just keep watching(minus ignorant comments)eventually you will attain at least what resembles a sense of humor.

[aadeeza]

@bakaneil TL;DR

[bakaneil]

@aadeeza abcdefg!!

[astrolifter]

@bakaneil I hope you get cancer...

[bakaneil]

@astrolifter i hope you fuckin die you piece of shit,motherfucker!

[puhdussyrampage2010]

@bakaneil imagine your fucking luck!

[TheMorbidKlown]

"I've been here nursing a family member with cancer all day"

"......I hope you get cancer!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[csrocker101]

Rude Lawyer: "I'm nursing a sick family member with cancer"

Duncan: "(Pause)...Hope you get cancer!"

LOL!!! Perfect!

[Gmancrap]

"Haven't made any calls..."

[lapy213]

DO WHAAAAT

[codehackerzane]

cant sue a deadman! ~rip frank~

[Gmancrap]

The Rude Lawyer was responsible for the Reign of Terror, The Red Scare and White Terror.

[analyzingfunny]

This is sociology at its finest; the study of humans interacting. Frank is perceived as real.

[grandmasterreggaex]

BULL-FUCKIN-SHIT!  do WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??

[calltipv2]

Looks like the rude lawyer finally got his wish @ :51 RIP Frank

[analyzingfunny]

100,000 bonus points for tricking an attorney. mr smart guy..

[zacthebold]

The lawyer sounds like Quentin Tarantino.

[MicrosoftNukesTerror]

oh FUCK!!!

[astrolifter]

One of the best uses of the board I've ever heard!

[lancetop]

I laughed my butt off when the lawyer old Duncan " ...and your daughters are whores..." LOL

[Henckles]

That lawyer got owned at the end by himself fuckin epic last call!!!

[astrolifter]

LOL@50 seconds..."I hope you get cancer", that's both rude and a brilliant response by the pranker.

[Drizzlerman]

0:52 yahahahaha

[MrSkeptic77]

hello asshole!

[Tatsh2DX]

left what actual impairment caribou blend in calendar click a unity of the contract

"let's let the campaign of terror begin now shall we?"

[Tatsh2DX]

We really need more calls made with the Rude Lawyer phone number to any random Frank.

[juniornac1]

rude lawyer looks like mike martz

[TaladagaCockknocker]

"Bull-fuckin'-SHIT!"

"Du WHAAAAAT??!?"

LOL

[MrSkeptic77]

yew collect callen son of a bitch yew!

[Swervedriver84]

@zackvoith "hello asshole"

[mattjay1]

RIP Frank.

[grandmasterreggaex]

Hope yew get cancer.

[TaintofDarkness69]

next to Frank Garrett calling the Georgia Women this is one of the best pranks of all time.

[kyebean]

This guy is actually not rude at all. he's very patient.

[kyebean]

I would have felt so bad fucking up someone's day when their family has cancer...

[EJ920]

Funny but a bit cruel as he was caring for his family with cancer

[Anders2185]

@EJ920 Hope yew get cancer and die you little pimple faced cock sucker yew!

[EJ920]

@Anders2185 lol um why the hostility? Did I say something to you?

Have a good day :)

[Anders2185]

@EJ920 Right so that joke was lost on you then? lol

[O4archer]

@EJ920

funniest part "I hope you get cancer!"

cant believe he had that part recorded

[ahmadnajee]

"listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit, your daughters are fuckin whores" lol

[jawkneeboy]

check the number again because you've dialed in error.

never called there.

[bakaneil]

"ive been nursing a family member with cancer. i hope you get cancer".."bull fucking shit.DO WHAT".those are two of the funniest exchanges ive heard and then the golden phone follows it up with the rude lawyer calling frank just absolute brilliance!

[ScarletSnake]

yew... collect callin' son of a bitch yew!

[jawkneeboy]

this dumbass ain't no lawyer, he's a yankee lickin' cocksucker

[csrocker101]

"Your not even smart enough to read a book let a lone be a lawyer!"

PWNED!

[MHASSANF]

THAT was fuckin awesme LOL

[willzyx1980]

If I was Frank Garrett I would totally prank call people all the time. Thanks to the prank call community he now has a perfect alibi every time. It's like total immunity.

[PoopPeeSandwich]

I'm not going to lie, i bet rude lawyer is cool in real life

[xhemexx]

The comment Duncan made from 0:02-0:06 fits perfectly with the picture.

[Darbyjack]

"I hope you get cancer"

lol'd hard

[alvcardvx]

Frank is my goddamn fucking hero.

[KoldShadow]

@nathanjamesbaker

*CO-SIGN*

[KoldShadow]

That lawyer's relative having cancer played right into Duncan's hands . . . I love how the latter can charismatically escalate the angst in the former. LMA0 I don't hear many Duncan calls, but this kicks all kind of cranking can. "Listen, you piece of shit, I've never fuckin' called you." ". . . I said, I'm gonna report ya mothafuckin' phone number." "You're not gonna do anything; you're a big fuckin' coward or you wouldn't be hidin' behind the telephone." L0LFTW X-D

[lacoupelachampange]

Do what!?

[KoldShadow]

@lacoupelachampange

LMA0! "Do you have somethin' you could be doin' like washin' ya body?"

[lacoupelachampange]

@KoldShadow "i bet u think yer a cute motherfucker dont yah, i bet yuh got tew friends, yer momma and yew!"

[lacoupelachampange]

@KoldShadow Yew got the wrong guy buddeh, i dont do dirty work! (lol 6 months later :P)

[KoldShadow]

@lacoupelachampange

Each one of these comments is being recorded. -_- lol

[utoobuser101]

CANCER IS NEVER FUNNY

[TaladagaCockknocker]

You got the wrong guy, buddy. I don't even have a dozer!

[PoopPeeSandwich]

Pranker you rule, but in this call, you can tell IRL, Rude lawyer is prob. someone cool to get drunk with, trust me, I can tell by the laughs, 5/5 on this, you kids make my work days pass, keep em coming.

[PoopPeeSandwich]

EPIC!

[RedDaVincy]

5 people are full of BULL-FUCKIN'-SHIT!

[xmastershake]

frank knows what the fuck yer up to buddy

[KoldShadow]

@xmastershake

LMAO I am dying right now. This call kills me . . . LEGENDARY!

[TaladagaCockknocker]

I wish Frank wasn't talking over, "you wanna go round for round with me, you old motherfucker?" lol

[analyzingfunny]

oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That Duncan gets around. This is sociologically massive.

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

Dude, you are the Michael Jordan of this Duncan prank shit.....

[KoldShadow]

@Dalek22comments

Totally, he pre-empted or skillfully retorted most of what this dude said with eeeeeaze. Furthermore, how awesome is it that the "Hello, asshole." line got passed from Frank 2 Rude Lawyer . . . the way these soundboards end up making other soundboards (inadvertently on the part of the victim) is just hilarious.

[Sagemaster00]

is that image actually frank i always wanted to know.

[kosbob44]

@Sagemaster00 That image is of Prince Charles yew ignorant bashtard yew.

[Sagemaster00]

@kosbob44 thank yew," your momma still got worms crawling out of her pussy"? That line always gets me :D

[2010Barbon]

Its about the forth call you've made today....

[zepps88]

@2010Barbon no it's the third one, yew dumbshit

[2010Barbon]

@zepps88 oh you god damn stupid son of a bitch yew

[ManiFunBoy]

lol this shit is funny..... he just called duncans daughter A slut

[mjrcntv]

Please give us more of the rude lawyer!

[Therealjoey713]

I NEED THE RUDE LAWYER'S SOUNDBOARD!!

[mcashx87x]

youre a piece of shit, youre wifes a piece of shit, your daughters are..are fucking whores im sure....LMFAO

[TaladagaCockknocker]

Rude Lawyer and Hotel Jackass have the funniest lines.

[jodee54]

he sounds like a gay quintin tarentino

[aavallone]

lets let the campaign of terror begin then, shall we

[Therealjoey713]

"Hahahahahaahaahaa"

[BTarbell]

its guys like the rude lawyer that made me decide to drop out of law school

[thefonz003]

@BTarbell Yes! Another law school dropout on here!

[RedDaVincy]

@BTarbell I bet you hope they git cancer.

[Sabocalypse]

awesome now you have a rude lawyer soundboard !

[DavieDave59]

I love you TheGoldenPhone2

[SuperResound]

@DavieDave59 you called you god damn hatefull son of the bitch

[SuperResound]

stilwell,oklahoma

[zepps88]

lawyers are good call victims. they like to argue and they put up with a lot of crap

[jellyjigglerman]

4:29 "DO WHAT!?"

[firstcomingg]

That was great when you called him back, good use of the Duncan board too.

[JeezaLou]

I love that "campaign of terror" line

[RedDaVincy]

@JeezaLou Let's let the campaign of terror BEGIN then shall we?

[SuperResound]

@RedDaVincy  hello asshole

[RNXPayne]

Check the number again dumbass.... You dont tell me what to do. loool

[peugeotrider2016]

great video

[hhr62]

I love it when they cannot recognize their own voice

[SuperResound]

@hhr62 he did recognize his voice

[hifithepanda]

"Mished cawl" LMAO

[lacusclyneEXE]

Seriously, your calls are on the highest tier of quality. Please keep em' coming.

[TheCarlaFranklin]

your soundboard page is a reported attack page

you got viruses there?

[endofsuffering83]

@TheCarlaFranklin I think that happens often with mediafire pages. I downloaded the duncan superboard from his page and no problems.

[TheCarlaFranklin]

@endofsuffering83 Yeah i had a look into it, looks like the pop-up ads on mediafire have some suspect code, use caution

[jonasbjarke]

totally lost it at the "don't have a dozer" line... even though i've heard it hundreds of times before.  - 4:02

[diodiodiooo]

This guy has the funniest insults.

[gatsuuga9]

"Let's let the campaign of terror begin, then, shall we?"...that's a great phrase, I have to integrate that into my own daily speech more often...

[BloodiestMargie]

I envy your megaboard skillz

[mrgrieves66]

The Campaign of terror!

[mrskin1984]

plz post his sb

[RedDaVincy]

@mrskin1984 He can't; it's linked directly into his brain :|

[calltipv2]

Every victim always has their own trademarks line, this guys one gotta be "Lets see the campaign of terror begin."

[trufuknplaya]

goldenphone you are a genius hahahah

[FrankGerret]

I'm probably gonna get cancer for laughing at this :(

...and I hope three people get cancer.

[Eskara0]

The funniest part had to be when the lawyer figured out it was himself on the call he was speechless! Nice call 5/5. Can't beat the humor of the old and new Frank Garrett lines. I used to think at one point leave Frank alone in his old age he's a legend. However with these new lines and each call to Frank they really beat out the old ones. The best thing about calling Frank is he just gives you new lines everytime and doesn't always say the same stuff over and over unlike other victims.

[EpicVideoCompiler]

Rude Lawyer: check the number again

Gangsta Garrett: Yew dont tell me what tew dew!!

[buffyou101]

I hope you get cancer...

[brightbite]

Gads, Frank owned this guy!

[KentuckyToday]

i hope yew get cancer! lol

[SuperFuckinasshole]

frank couldn't of done better himself.

[EpicVideoCompiler]

just about the fourth time i've watch this video today!

[MrWajax]

lol, Duncan was all over this guy.

[SuperFuckinasshole]

@ChesterCopperPot5 if you don't like what frank garret is sayin you don't have to listen to him.

how's that for a bright side cocksucker?

[ZickPranks]

Your daughters are fukn whores..lmao..yet another master level call!!

[aavallone]

"I hope you git cancer"

best timing since "KID, I OWN THE POLICE" in Biff calls Blockbusters

[ihacksowhat]

Wow, so much for being a "professional" lawyer. He's got some mouth for someone who's supposed to be a highly educated person..

[ad6speeds]

LMAO! The dude said "Hello asshole" at 3:11

[andthereisntone]

beautifully done :)

[slenkar]

do wha! ha ha great call

[macintoshgermany]

Does Frankie say "Maple SOB"?

Never noticed that line before, what is the original call?

[jaggerpot]

@macintoshgermany

haha, I thought I was the only one who heard 'maple sob' but I think he says 'ignorant sob'

[RedDaVincy]

She's had cancer ALL DAY :(

[happypranksgiving]

Now's when you call a few businesses near him so they start getting pissed and calling him and/or stopping over.

[Witchtrap]

Ha ha, luved it!



[PrankCallFan845]

I hope he gets cancer too

[brooklynnite86]

lol the goldenmaster strikes again

[AfghaNPranksteR]

great use of new and old lines

[brooklynnite86]

@AfghaNPranksteR bull-fuckin-shit!

DO WHAAAA?!

[DunkanConstruction]

@AfghaNPranksteR Hope yew get cancer!.

[SiebeSniper]

Dang, this is an insanely good call, nice counterbacks and like ProVsCon said: You really mastered the soundboard.

[mrskin1984]

the campign terror line is awesome

Fantastic job!