Hazard Cinema Top 10 Battlefield 3 Plays :: Episode 2

[SteelHurricane]

Are you John Simm? You sound almost exactly like him

[lightthiscity11]

You guys say anything.. Would you be interested in 14 MAV kill spree clip? Complete with a 1 for 3 triple kill swoop. All within about 80 - 90 seconds.

[MrjiimmyTARD]

While talking about mispronunciation, he mispronounced the word mispronunciation :D

[ojm95]

Cardiff accent?

[UndeadtheGreat]

How come i dont have this game? I going to get it.

[NSgoldy1]

Fuck internet porn! I now have this guys voice :D

[NSgoldy1]

10 seconds into your commentry I just jizzed my knickers! Your voice is like anal for the ears :D

[thedarkling27]

Your voice is PURE EPICNESSS.

[soaponaroapDG]

Almost every British guy i've heard do a commentary likes LMGs (including me). How are 200 rounds not an advantage in combat? I often glance at my ammo count after a kill, thinking i have to reload, but it just reads 170 rounds and i carry on. Plus, i think any British accent (especially Scottish) suits a support gunner. Or Russian.

[HardLionProductions]

Wow, cool voice bro !



[killstreakism]

sry dude but the map in the ten play is kharg island , caspian border is green , is on the forest not on the desert , BUT YOUR VOICE IS STILL AWESOME

[MrG4M3RT4G]

You have one of those morning radio-host type voices.

Very nice!

[underoath12789]

your voice makes me horny!

[ericiscool69]

all deserved to be #1

[Deathwing2]

The Mk11 is fucking awesome in the full game

[b4dgaming]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE

SUBBED ! ♥

[lemonrey0310]

@ 4:33 in this angle he gets the correct map

[constipationnow]

metro 64 = noobs, no skill

[MentalityThug]

KHARG ISLAND MY FAVORITE

[lan600000]

Everytime I look at these top plays... I can't help but think the other team is filled with downies. Seriously, how oblivious can you get when your whole team/squad is dying around you and you don't scan the perimeter? sad.

[xIQuikScopezIx]

No. 9 Is Obviously Some COD Trickshotting Guy

[xPuReBreeezy]

add me up if u wanna play bf3 ! imbreeezy

[juandiego1234567890]

what microphone is being used?

[moochkin]

I used to use recon alot. Now im a convert to the Support class as well. Average of 100 rounds and C4.. whats not to like? :P

[SniperPriest69oo]

He sounds exactly like Billy Idol.

[GaimerLion]

I only get lucky in cod. I got a random TK and a random sniper shot. In BF3, well I Snipe. But still bf3 is better

[dimitris4235]

no.1 shot is kharg island you fag

[IIncreDibleXD]

@dimitris4235 wtf you faggot? its not kharg island you faggot, are you a mw3 player cause you bitch like one.

[Buzterr94]

@IIncreDibleXD Actually that is kharg island.

[IIncreDibleXD]

@Buzterr94 then why does it look the same? D:

stupid confusions -.-

[oGMiSeRy]

check my channel!

[chukarro21]

no mean while in cod some one gets shot in the chest and its a head shot ......stupid cod

[M0noandkendo]

only happens on a noob server lol fail

[1998xxbadboyxx]

no. 9 should be no.1

[NiLLzoR1]

thumbs up for having boo telling you a goodnight story before bed :D!

[cheseweezle94]

Caspian Border is green, Kharg Island is a desert lol

[Garcostiveira]

pc?

[Dushman4]

мои рекорд мультикилов 4345 на метро.

[iceteee95]

nice

[EpicFusion1000]

the first map is call karge island



[Mazorism]

@EpicFusion1000 Kharg island..

[bigfatman64]

3:27 laser sight no suppressor how do they not see him??!?!!

[bigfatman64]

Samurai Jack is that you?

[MrJoseph308]

wish i had a pvr i got 9kills in under 3seconds was pretty good

[ytcolton]

ive been on 20+ killing sprees with a tank. didnt film them ;p

[AndrewJGames]

Watch the sniper in its home environment caspian border watch as he hunts his prey

[Trix771]

BOO!! :D

[17carapau]

national geographic voice! LOOL

[theCeilingPancake]

I wish I had an HD/PVR cos' I got myself a raping 10 man feed with the USAS-12 on Operation Metro.

[PowderedAsh]

@theCeilingPancake There is nothing impressive about USAS killstreaks on Metro.

[theCeilingPancake]

@PowderedAsh Just saying, I was pretty chuffed in getting that feed. I know simple to get that streak but I thought it was pretty badass.

[Guthixpwnsyou]

@theCeilingPancake The USAS-12 on metro is like having a rocket launcher that fires like a machine gun.

[xPuReBreeezy]

meanwhile in cod.. a car blows up.

[WalkinDisaster16]

@xPuReBreeezy meanwhile in cod you have got HOT CHICKS!! (everyday im shifflin!)

[ThaSwetaliano]

@xPuReBreeezy No the cars are blown up before you start. Maybe some window glass cracks.

[AkThe007]

@xPuReBreeezy it blew up out of sheer boredom

[ImWalmartGifts]

@xPuReBreeezy meanwhile in cod if you hardscope with a sniper your the worst player on earth

[HardstyleMixers]

Hey Beauti. IM BRITISH

[BombTraack]

j'aurai mis le mec au m98b en premier

[jhnarutorocks1]

you should consider voice acting

[xFALCONPUNCHERx]

Proud to be British<3 -^

[CrimeStudiosHDTV]

love this vids

[ExpensiveGun]

152 people were killed by these players. About 2/3 of them are too stupid to look at their goddamn minimap.

[DannyDannsg]

Make a tutorial on how to have a voice like yours. hahahha i fucking need a girlfriend.

[EpicBagel98]

I turned on the video, and listened to it while I played bf3. Seriously, make a 1 hour video about you talking about random shit just to listen to.

[MrFrangy]

you have an awsome voice xp a question i one of the clips the guy had a glock 17 whith a laser sight? how do i get that?

[OrchestraHero1]

@MrFrangy rank up

[kilroy117]

number 4 i can respect cause suprisingly hes not using frag rounds..and those cause must be fkin dETH cause no one turned around..good noob wipe tho

[megatrialxx4]

omg hes plans are like sherlock holmes

[morgonjuce]

i got 3 service strars with medic

3 with engineer

2 with support

NO one with recon cus it sucks

[Killerbandit926]

......IS THAT BOO?!

[dithyramb956]

you need to learn your maps bud

[TheWerdase]

Xboxahoy 2

[Eckosquad]

#10 was kharg island

[spaceman221]

This is why BF3 ppl are stupid. They just sit there letting themselves die while they are tunnel visioned.

[Rawr1mFox]

EMR silenced w/ bi pod Ftw.

[BleakGamer]

your voice... its... beautiful...



[TomeLopes00]

shotguns withs FAG ammo, that's so lame... FAG noobs acting like 'pros'

[ThexKezza]

@TomeLopes00 Haters gonnah hate

[TomeLopes00]

@ThexKezza dice is realizing a patch to nerf some overpowered guns like famas and those FAG ammored shotguns, then the bf3 noob 'heroes' will disapear

[JW6B3]

i was SOO pleased when i heared boo's voice!

[F0XSQUAD]

i have those kind of moments sometimes but i dont have a recorder (ps3)

[Qwik720Tiltshot]

He voice is really scary.... but I loved it :)

[iliev93]

snipers are underpowered

[Heoyiee]

@iliev93

yeh snipers are so underpowered but i love them , if u want to play with a sniper you will because it still can kill ... you just need to aim on the head [but it's extremaly difficult sometimes...]

[ORINJE]

Commentator is a much funnier sounding version of Simon Pegg. He makes the video!

[DayimAl3izz]

i got an 11 kills with a pistol then i woke up =[

[sikajee5]

M249 was the best.. Or the rpg...

[Galivelol]

UR sound is OP for wars

[DeliCiousTZM]

Helps if you know the name of the maps how can you think the first one was caspian border^^

[implayingWoW]

I LOVE BOO

[bittmunch]

I hate it when people say Beeta instead of saying Beta and saying "I'm British" does not justify it.

[hogbord]

@bittmunch one question what language is i?

[bittmunch]

@hogbord Beta is a Greek letter and it's pronounced "bay-tah". Just a little FYI I'm British also but I hate it when people pronounce words wrong when they themselves know they are saying it wrong.

[hogbord]

@bittmunch no I'm saying that english is not american england invented the language so therefore its their right to say how they want to( sorry if i misspelled something I'm from sweden)

[TheExploitedDuck]

@bittmunch accent?

[zakmannon]

my besr kill streak is 87- 0

[OzzieBoi10]

keep repeating 3:57

[puppykingz]

Your the best commentator I've ever herd.

[Chillkroete164]

my best killstreak in bf3 was on the map seine crossing in a tank as a russian 56:1 xD

[maxcn36]

Is it just me or does your voice sounds like someone from animal planet ?

[YmY4Life]

2:27 reloading with style.

[Jaccobymaplesurup]

agreeed. i can only use ak74u with iron sights

[PrezStatz]

this guy would be a GREAT narrator for animal planet

[Hundidley]

@PrezStatz This is the British Lizard.. In his natural habitat...

[Vrak100]

God? is that you?

[PeanutsGaming]

Isn't there enough top plays already? I have seen like 4 .

[TheNerdkiller123]

BF3 just fucking sucks

[Kona138]

@TheNerdkiller123 you don't have any teammates

[TheNerdkiller123]

@Kona138 wtf is that supposed 2 mean

[ProfessorFiendish]

@TheNerdkiller123 Nice one.

[parraeels1990]

ay man your good at commentary. Keep it up

[elser76]

i wish i had my 44-0 heli gunner kilstreak on kharg is rush...smashed em all..

good videos mate!!

[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

Your voice would probably make the women wet ;)

[silentman1547964]

I love your voice 

[HaaDoouken]

haahaha why does this guy talk like this?

[sanjeev12sajan]

oh god i need to start sending in clips, i get better streaks then this almost every day, and people who use the mk11 are big trigger happy fools. bold action is for REAL snipers, sv98 great gun hard to use, and you need to be good to use it.

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

Every time i see a console clip i die a little inside.....

[Shumacher5]

@jimbobfreddiewilson1 Every time I see a smug PC user like you, I just sit here and smile, thinking " I paid a tenth of the price you paid, yet the difference in graphics is only just noticeable". I'll take my console over your PC any day mate.

[HampstaSandwich]

@Shumacher5 While the guy you replied to is an asshole, you are severely overexaggerating the cost of a gaming pc and underexaggerating the graphical superiority.

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

@Shumacher5 I'm smug for a reason the graphics are slightly better yes, but it's things like mods, hundreds more exclusives than consoles, multi functionality, cheaper games, lots of free stuff, constantly upgradable hardware and much better social utilities that more than justify my, actual spending of just over twice thw cost of a console (when first released) PC users have every reason to be smug mate. ;)

[Shumacher5]

@jimbobfreddiewilson1 I paid $300 for a brand new PS3, I think I win mate.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love a gaming PC, but for the price, I'll stick with my console

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

@Shumacher5 I'm talking when they first come out, And i loved and still do love my PS3/xbox for exclusives, it's not a waste to me.

[NoMidsForMe]

@Shumacher5 Gaming PC's are not even that expensive, why does everyone think that?

[CaptainWeetch1]

@NoMidsForMe because you have to update them pretty often

[NoMidsForMe]

@CaptainWeetch1 I haven't updated mine in over 5 years and it plays BF3 with no problems at all.

[Shumacher5]

@NoMidsForMe Gaming PC's no, PC's that can run all games on ultra yes they are expensive. My bro spent $1300 on a PC that can run most games, except BF3. So he needs a better graphics card which will set him back around $250, and $300 for a decent screen. So $1850 for a PC to play BF3 on, when I can spend $300 on a PS3 to play BF3 on and I can hardly tell the difference in graphics. $1550 just so I can play 64 player maps is a bit expensive I say.

[10521206]

@Shumacher5 its not always about the graphics, the gameplay itself, skillfullness of the players, mouse and keyboard, real man plays on pc, kids play ps3 or xbox360, period.

[Shumacher5]

@10521206 You guys hate on us console users not because you don't like consoles, it's because you need to feel better about yourself because you spent so much money on something that's hardly better than a console.

[EpicDJTime]

@10521206 Whoa bro. Chill a second, your ignorance is showing.

[beatsgam3r123]

was ur voice that deep when u where a kid? holy fuck!

[KuCfCScotm5an]

i actualy did this... playing conquest on metro, we're getting spawn raped for about 5 minutes i adventually manage to sneak around them and kill the entire team 3 times with my silenced glock 17

[LaPride247]

Does this guy know anything about this game?

[insanitystudio]

XboxAhoy?

[firedragon117]

why do you sound like a crocodile hunter. lol

[T0MASS1]

HOLLY SHIT MY NAME IS TOM WHEN HE SAID TOM IF UR WATCHING THIS USE SUPPORT MORE OFTEN HOLLY SHIT at 3:07

[WingZeroHeeroYuy]

@T0MASS1 ur shit

[BorrenP]

I had a multikill of 5 in the plane

[iLuckyRing]

Wooo these killing machines. i must be killed by one of them.... XD

[xMCKlint]

Im flippin friends with woven! :D

[XCoreOscar]

most of them are kills from behind.. theres no skills.

[AhriDag]

U SOUNDS LIKE JOHNY DEEP <3 !

[Jusbo555]

has this commentator ever even played bf3?

[JRA808]

4:15 Nice teamkill from the other team

[DeadlyVenom543]

"Thank you for watching and Goodb.......?

[MultiKiller202]

Sick!

[trinston13]

#9 was my #1, that one was fucking amazing

[FckUBiotch]

"Fuck it, Let's have another go! xD

[ScottPCGaming]

"fires an RPG at the cluster fuck stairs and gets a QUAD. Decides fuck it lets have another go" XD

[danielvash12]

that guy dosent know nothing about bf3 eh?

[aangb0b]

Bawdass voice.

[Bounsingonbongos1]

Lol Caspian border!

[MrEvstarwar]

Number 1 was good but I think it shude have been more like number 5 or so. The LMG or one of the two other shotguns shoud have been number one

[YOUNOTCOOKING]

Man number 7 is bullshit, he unloads that pistol near point blank and those guys just soak it up like a fucking sponge. That shit always happens to me :(

[IwillDOurMOM]

its not caspian border, its kharg island

[Rascler12]

That's a great name for those stairs...The cluster fuck stairs.

[Towly263]

cool story. where are the top plays???

[bowwowvveevva]

Voice of Crash Team Racing's Penta Penguin

[Radgous]

xbox ahoy<you

[AntiRaucher95]

DUDE YOUR VOICE!

your voice is so amazing!

I cant speak english very godd and i cant play bf3 but i only started this video and writing homework while listening this voice!

[Giriath1]

"Skill" clips from console? Maybe back in the day of Halo 2.

[moomarkel]

love to watch these type of great plays, how ever hate to think that most of the time its just the other team being sooooo damn bad xD

[Armixs]

Most guys on consoles are noobs. It's harder to get nice kills on pc

[scottdrummer2]

@Armixs Its easier you have a mouse!

[xxahmadkaddouxx]

i always ask my self were all of these guys they kill are when im paying -___- there is always one guy that decides to turn around and spot me

[chenhan827]

it's Kharg Island, not Caspian border

[TheOneAndOnlyYEAH123]

A very nice desplay of shooting...

[FishTurd6]

tbh, shotgun clips, HC 4x, red dot, no optic snipers and rocket spam (in those clusterfuck places ie metro) shouldnt really be counted because sure gettting 10 kills is cool, but theres no skill in it which defeats the purpose of top 10 plays when anyone can duplicate somthing like that