If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies [BEST ONE]

[Akrombio]

if i had a million dollar i would give it to a girl to be with me forever.. but the deal is if she even touches another guy or leaves me, i can kill her.

[minesajd]

if i had a million dollars, id loose 5% on getting it exchanged into pounds ... and i might have enough left for a house ... hehe damned UK economy

[GMAW56]

I just heard I could buy President Obama's car!! Woo Hoo

[caleisgay]

If I had a million dollars, I'd spend it all on strippers and blow.

[AnotherWiseAss]

@caleisgay Umm yeah... , say what ever they want but as far as I'm concerned you can't beat an 18 yr old girl and an 8 ball...... Oh well, days long gone by. That's all I got to say about it.

[attiyeh422]

if i had a million dollars i would invest it so that it would turn into more than a million dollars...

[13attman]

of coarse we wud eat KD ... so canadian lol :D

[TheRealRareking]

I guess they have a million dollars now :D

[vickersfan]

dam 3:22 :'( if i had a million id build a time machine and go back to 2007!

[ddkirsch96]

I think this song is awsome! If I had a million dollars, I would be more than happy! :)

[explodingkittens1]

if i had a million dollars i would use it to invest wisely to make more money

[Juubakka]

I HAD a million dollars, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ShannyNannigans]

If i had a million dollars I'd pay you all to check out my channel :) Barenaked Ladies are a huge influence on my band, and I think anyone here would dig our songs!!

[Akrombio]

if i had a million dollars, prostitutes all over town would be celebrating! and i would probably be dead somewhere from sex overdose.

[gayfarmerboy]

@Akrombio Wouldn't need to buy prostitutes since most woman will sleep with any man throwing money around.

[Akrombio]

@gayfarmerboy yes cuz they're all whores, arent they? :D.. filty little whores. this world would be so much better without them

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[DoomFile]

Anyone remember this commercial, like 10-12 years ago?

[420KushAttck]

if i had million dollars, i would build a colorful ball pit off the side of my master bedroom

[LoverStyleJump]

Thanks, BNL. You make me laugh when i feel lonely and small. Thanks Ed, Kevin, Tyler, Jim, Andy e Steven. You will be my favourite band. Forever <3

Matteo, From Italy.

[mrfourtysevenman]

if i had amillion views

[OmegaMapDesign]

This video censored in compliance with SOPA

[SadieGrimsbug]

Matee, if you need to "buy" her love, she's not worth it..

[rraacchh2]

I have a million dollars!!!!

Unfortunately, it's in Turkish dollars so It's worth about one Canadian buck.

[munchies3469]

1,000,000 views in Jan 2011? 1.7 mill in Jan. 2012, piss poor....

[kyleangus]

Shouldn't the money here be in Canadian. It would at least make the video a bit more colorful :D

[Danimal102306]

If I had a million dollars I would listen to this while I mastebate!

[jockvideos]

Twice

[jockvideos]

I'd buy this album

[mccarthy2193]

181 people have a million dollars and dont kow what to do with it

[soxfan849]

Am I the only one who's had issues with videos buffering really slowly as of late?

[francisjairam]

If I had a million dollars I will get a new car, some new game systems, and lots of games for them.

[15harney1987]

if i had a million dollars, my local bass pro shop would have a their best day in sales. ever...

[SgtPepperxD]

@15harney1987 my local chevy dealership would have their best day in sales

[pegggy4b]

ha ha - i only just got the art garfunkle joke!

[TheGreatNighthawker]

Funny thing. The credits specify the videos creator to be a genius. Shouldn't a genius know what a K car looks like or at least be able to idenify one?

[Bomiheko2]

1.7 million views, it only took 4 years!

[Swagg409]

If i had a million dollars...id lose my virginity. Plain & Simple.

[TheJohnhancock500]

@Swagg409 u dont need a million dollars for that bro

[15harney1987]

@TheJohnhancock500 just $50 should do it i think. unless he's goin all out, then $500 would about do it dont ya think? lol

[zrocker20]

@Swagg409 you dont need to buy a whore for a million dollars dude.

[patlawson1]

not funny..

[GamingVidsPs3]

Pics : Stolen. Hahaha, made my day.

[skoolwierdolover1234]

4:13-4:16

its just the best ending ever.

[hellyeah22]

second conditional

[aerodynamic3000]

If I had a million dollars, I would do two chicks at the same time

[joedude967]

@aerodynamic3000 Are you implying you'd get surgery and get an extra penis attached so you'd have 2, and you could proceed to fornicate with two chicks at the same time? Hah... cool.

[gayfarmerboy]

@joedude967 I can already bang two chicks at once with one dick.

[joedude967]

@gayfarmerboy physically impossible, unless the 2 chicks are conjoined twins with one vagina, it's not gunna happen. lol

[theburninator888]

@aerodynamic3000

Office Space ftw!

[ben13254]

If i had a million dollars, i'd be rich :D

[illusive171]

Scrubs <3



[matejglejtek]

kazma!



[fustino5]

hi

[mattwest94]

That cash stack is waaay more than a million.

[gayfarmerboy]

@mattwest94 Hahah right? Each one of those little stacks is $10,000.

[hpmfmheartless]

if i had a million dollars i would have this band come play at my house ;D

[SOCKvideos]

In todays life, 1000000 dollars is not even that much..

[musikmoi11]

@SOCKvideos unfortunately jajajajja though its still a nice sum of mmoney

[Lilostrander16]

Although I will say, money doesn't buy love.

[hubbards98]

I would love to try out that theory

[Lilostrander16]

Classic song. Love it

[skytrance100]

love it very

[rchassereau]

@ narwal1996 If I had a million dollars, I would hire a hitman to finish the job.

[wileycoyote003]

@LeotheCool98 why dont you take a dick to your ass too, fag

[TheBigclay03]

@LeotheCool98 U are first

[wileycoyote003]

if i had a million dollars i would hire a professional hitman to murder all those ppl that use the "arrow to the knee" jokes. i get it but it so lame dont bring it with you in the new year

[LeotheCool98]

@wileycoyote003 I almost did that, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[aaroneady]

LOVE IS FREE

[PurdyMusic]

hey im a canandian singer songwriter check out my music please and suscribe if you like it ! thank you !

[MrMeHungary]

can't put a price on love lukeypookey :)

[iYourUke]

You don't have one million dollars. What will you buy me ? :D

[RSXemperor85]

If I had a million dollars, I'D GET PEOPLE TO FINISH MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3 :D

[NickerRaeff]

If this guy got a dollar for every view, he'd have more than a million dollars!! :D Merry Chistmas, Happy New Year, Happy Hanukkah everyone!!

[JBryc3]

i heard this song at the end of a movie once ? can anyone name the movie ?!

[JEFFREYPOWERRANGER]

@JBryc3 Dunno about ending but this song plays in the start of My Boss's Daughter.

[TheNuggetti]

@JBryc3 "My Boss's Daughter" :)

[kennaynayTV]

i bet they have a million dollars now

[lukeypookey]

Also just a side note... I don't think you can buy Joseph Merrick's remains... They're in the Royal London Hospital and aren't currently available for purchase....

[BASSxHEADS]

I took a arrow in the knee

[nipercrab]

175 people already have $1000.000

oh and also...

I was going to dislike aswell... then I took an arrow in the knee

[lemxie24]

ill shop n shop n buan an island n party like ders no tomorrow hahaha

[HowaChen]

@TheOzzgarth But there's other, cheaper houses.

Of course, in 2010 the average house price in the US is about 270k, so lukeypookey is still off.

[gailrao1]

Simple pleasures are the best. These guys have it right..and richer then all the posters here too!

[FlensostensVrede]

Hillbillies! Yeeee haaw! Go fuck a pig

[mpmajer]

@FlensostensVrede OK! Lets start with you. YYEEEHHHAAA!!!!

[narwal1996]

I had a million dollars, then I took a arrow to the knee

[imonkey2096]

@narwal1996 I thought Skyrim jokes were funny, then I...no, actually, I never thought they were funny.

[joedude967]

@narwal1996 Are you fucking kidding me? That wasn't even funny when people started doing saying that.

[FloydFan621]

@joedude967 I USED TO THINK INSULTS LIKE YOURS WERE COOL THE NI TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE...............

[joedude967]

@FloydFan621 Hilarious. Not.

[MrFAGOR12]

If Ii had a million dolars I would buy a bunch of exotic pets including a monkey, then a mansion with a trampoline and buy my friends a mansion and trampoline and then,there would be like 2000 left so I would donate half to cancer reaserch a quarter of whats left to child care,half of what is left to aimal saftey and then a zoo and orpanage!!!!!!!!

[styliequeen]

Yeah if i had million Dalors!!!! haben wir in Englisch gehört!

[NadineGrylls]

@styliequeen Wir auch :P

[SuperBlingbling101]

u cant buy love its inpossible so don't try u can give it and hope u get some back

[monsterenergydrinkzz]

1:13 that dress is yellow -_-

lol pics stolen XD

[MichaelpoWerRanger]

I heard this when I was about 3 my mom and dad showed this to me and This changed my few on music forever really

[SpaceWalkerCZ1]

Pecka :D

[Sammymausiii]

Das ist soo Geil!! Haben wir in English gehört!! Mein neues Lieblingslied :* Einfach der HAMMER

[lacedesign968]

were they drunk when they wrote this???

[gailrao1]

@lacedesign968 Nope,,not drunk..Just typical Canadian!

[monkeyninja65]

2:10 is an ostrich not an emu, this song is awesome though!!

[iDrumForFunSH]

Oh the memories this brings back :)

[thedonnyboy99]

I would by weed

[WishingWeWereFishing]

If I had a million dollars I wouldn't be living in the city anymore...

Don't forget the private trout pond ;)

[BayernUltra1997]

GAIL GAIL GAIL

[gailrao1]

@BayernUltra1997 Whot?

[NadineGrylls]

we have watched this video in our english lesson *_*

[stephanieconner1]

haha, my kids hate this song...

[Lavacraft]

Id buy riot points

[motha77]

if i had a million dollars i would give half to the girl i love 

[iDrumForFunSH]

@motha77 You're fucked

[SuccessfulStu1]

"If I had a million dollars, I'll feel taller..." says my one-foot-tall cat.

[FB5123]

171 Lost their heart and 1,000,000 Dollars

[FB5123]

If i had a million dollars i will buy you a real dream dress

[FINKLEDOOP]

i want a monkey! :D

[verybigbeast]

if i had a millions dollars i'd had a million dollars

[MountainDewAndDucks]

@lukeypookey And how much did you say love costed?

[the39cluezfan]

171 peeps lost 1,000,000

[Messi8003]

osama bin laden in "wer wird terrorist"

[lukeypookey]

The cost of all the items mentioned in the song only equal $263,330 in 2011 us dollars.

[LolPoked]

@lukeypookey You could get a $1,000,000 house.

[imkingofmymind]

@lukeypookey who cares :/

[BluePiracy]

@lukeypookey How much of that is love?

[MrGuitarChimp]

@lukeypookey what about the house?? :P

[lukeypookey]

@MrGuitarChimp Here is how I looked at it: House: $224,820, Llama $2,120, Treefort $15,00, Plymouth Reliant $3,000, Furniture $21,160, Tiny Fridge, $99.08, Gourmet pre-wrapped Sunglasses (2) $34.48, Kraft dinner (two double servigs) $3.06, Expensive Ketchup $10.75, Faux Fur Coat $198.00, Limo Ride to the Store $186.59.

[kpbirdie]

@lukeypookey Cool! That leaves $736670 for frivolous stuff!

[tcostyn]

@lukeypookey Dont forget about taxes

[Eriolkun12]

@lukeypookey xkcd is not wrong, but he doesn't include monkeys or other objects mentioned here either. So perhaps $263,330 isn't all that it is, but certainly not 1mil.

[seasonofpain]

@lukeypookey that is like the average cost of a house.

[Stuart36543]

@lukeypookey Seriously? The first thing is a house, which alone could cost over 1 mil.

[mekikya]

@lukeypookey

well they don't wanna spend it all at once, what if they want something else later?

[xAmnesiac1]

@lukeypookey clearly overestimating the value of love

[MrChadsimoneaux]

@lukeypookey Depends on the value of the house though doesn't it?

[abcinbc]

@lukeypookey And we should care how? Funny... that you would waste the time to calculate the MSRP value of everything in the song... joke's on you!

[katesparkles10]

@lukeypookey don't forget about GST. It's Canada don't' you know.

[rocketboy375]

i usually listen to Punk, but this song is fucking beautiful. so is One Week

[RickieJW]

Good job, Hon!



[jacko1972]

Your video is genius, just like the song :)

[superofo93]

I Love the way he says "monkey" xD

[ILoveEmotion1998]

i am thinkin of kakuzu from naruto

[bonndiablo]

like a llama or an emu!!

[monkeyyninjaa122]

yes i have always wanted a monkey!

[SheldonCooperSpock]

Jeff Winger (Community) maded 171 Profiles and disliked this song 171 times

[thelegendjen]

@55vampirelover - Uhm, wow. Learn how to spell. What the heck kind of animal is an Emew? It's an Emu.

Aside from reading that recent comment on the video, I absolutely love this song. It reminds me of my Spanish class! My teacher wanted us to use the phrase "If I Had A Million Dollars" in Spanish to tell what we would do with a million dollars. Future tense was used I believe. This video made me feel so nostalgic of the song!!

[smoov1989]

XKCD 980 The cost of all of the stuff is $263330!

[11vot1tet1]

nice video

[55vampirelover]

Ok now I want an Emew!

[55vampirelover]

I bet yu've always wanted a monkEY!

[EAMM1]

if i had a million dollars i wouldnt be listening to this song .

[55vampirelover]

170 people are crazy for disliking this

[RevWrona]

The sounds kept cutting out on me. Not sure if it was just my computer or the video. If I had a Million dollars I would have a computer without that problem.

[LtFrightful]

If I had a million lobster....

[TheSchoolOfFool]

enron lol



[HrivaPvP]

Joshua for the win !!!! thumbs up if you hear him sing this

[Spartan2577]

such a fun song! if you dig this vibe check out "emergency service band" - "feel your love"

[qwertyytrewq71]

DONALD TRUMP HAHA

[Horngero1]

i heard this first in my englisch lesson (i'm from germany) ;-)

[dieorby1]

Joke: I would buy one million one dollar courtesans.

[TheElementOfSkating]

If I had a million dollars, I would try and bring scrubs back :(

Heard this for the first time on scrubs <3

[aviation1987]

@TheElementOfSkating I've heard it at Third Watch... :-(

[xCelsius451x]

Its funny, that a million dollars is not the same as it was in the 90s. But the concept and message behind the song will never depreciate in value!



[fustino5]

if i had a million i would pick somebodies comment and give the money to him if that day comes be prepared

[traylica]

@900hardyboy

that can be truth..

but if they listen very closely they have put some money in the refrigerator =D

[toledozoo1]

yje justin bieber idea is great!

[abremner5785]

If you had a million dollars you could only afford a tenth of the kardashian wedding...

[Jwm6699]

@abremner5785 yours would probably last longer too....

[counterfitthis]

@abremner5785 that actually made me 'lol'. Good job!

[Eggasm]

@abremner5785 The what? :P

[TheLadyYuki]

@abremner5785

If I had a million dollars I'd spend it on something that was actually worthwhile :)

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

I just listen to this cause hereing them laugh while singing makes me laugh!

[Meowthist]

Great song-great video-well done!Love the emu popping up there.

[TheHaileyElizabeth]

I like the way he says llama.