Jurassic Park Character's Awful Realization

[doombybbr]

i would have pushed malcom out of the car...... because he is just an unnessesary person who is only thinking in retrospect.

[doombybbr]

that guy doesn't understand dinosaurs, all he knows about is their anatomy, not their psychology.

[TheWillofLoki]

i like it better when the t-rex ate him while he was taking a shit

[robtroy65]

KONY 2012

[JurgenWProductions]

why portland? goddamnit 

[TheMvpawesome]

was that paul rudd?

[emoasians21]

has anyone realized Genero, the name of the lawyer, sounds alot like generic, as in generic character that doesnt matter

[MrJuico1337]

@emoasians21 Yes. That is the joke. Why people wouldn't realize it, I don't have a clue.

[emoasians21]

has anyone ever noticed that the name of the lawyer, Genero sounds alot like generic, as in generic character that has no importance

[themaskedmisanthrope]

He's a lawyer. Why didn't he just negotiate a contract to have the T-rex eat the guys in the van instead? After all, they're both reptiles.

[ACxaY]

lol isnt that the actual guy from jp ?

[Wolfguurl]

@ACxaY yes it is :)

[DubVUchyea]

i WANT that ride

[corflair]

I'd crawl under the vehicle, and it's not really distracting the dinosaur if i'm right next to the vehicle when dying.

[xicyhailx]

"I know I'm only funny in uh, small doses"

best jeff goldblum impression I've heard all year

[Mariobros561997]

@thingathinga those green lizard dinos are called Compsognathus

[thingathinga]

@Mariobros561997 Ah yes! Thank you.

[Mariobros561997]

@thingathinga welcome

[Mariobros561997]

@purpledino64 no

[valdie91285]

Lol that guy was actually in Jurassic Park.

[keloid123]

why dont the old man get under the car the t rex willl have no choice to move the car and it will end in horrible thing

[IndianaParkWars]

Is that Bruce Campbell as Alan Grant!!!!!!!?!?!?!?

[IndianaParkWars]

"Martha, no that's a female's name." lol!!!!

[MrMcranston]

It looks like Inception at the beginning

[Koldeman]

According to Jeff Goldblum, Ferrero really did suggest on the plane ride to the Hawaii set that his character should live and Goldblum's die and was eager to persuade Spielberg to make it happen this way. There is a very ironic truth to this sketch.

[fanaticmoron]

WHERE DID THEY GET THAT GUY?!

[zippyismypony]

my name is martha

[RaiderJake26]

well nobody with half a brain thought Jurassic park made any sense anyway. oh yeah and screw those kids. computer genius my ass.

[slaya2006]

It's great that they got Donald Ferrero to reprise his role as Gennaro, but why do they have Ellie in the car with Grant? Ellie was back at the Visitor's Center during this scene! And why does it take place during day? It would have been a lot funnier if it was closer to original scene.

[EastmontGirl13]

@slaya2006 also the kids were in a different car with the lawyer. i think they had to change it in order for the bit to work.

[slaya2006]

@EastmontGirl13 Well, personally, I think they changed too much to make it work.

The Front Page Batman parodies are much funnier.

[Kooshmeister3]

A funny comment on how much it sucks being the expendable character. XD

[NaliTikva]

woman and children don't die in Jurassic park, the guy should have just said he was a women that dresses up like a man (opposite of a tranny) or a child that just looks old for his age :)

[chakes89]

The T-Rex looking into the car was the best part

[IntiChabert87]

If only there was a "Meh..." button.



[trcsonic]

He is awesome!

[Orga457]

I know the kids who plays Tim he goes to my acting class.

[TheReturnOfJames]

LOL, "I know, I'm only funny in small doses."

[42underscored]

She's also the hot chick.

[ramjet94]

If thats the original actor he a gained a lot of weight

[Rodan16]

Martin Ferraro is such a good actor, I can't believe he hasn't been in any films the last few years. But if you're apart of Jurassic Park you're remembered forever so good for him!

[monorailstudios]

I know I'm only funny in small doses.

[aman9314]

they should do more of these with different movies.

[deloreanrc]

on a track or not...a truck's a truck......even though the power is gone just hit the gas and get off the rail.....its a fucking 4x4 for fuck's sake

[CanadaDan1971]

Seriously, why does everyone think this is funny? Haha, they know their characters in a movie.

[TheLizGang]

I feel this is some kind of metaphor for the United States government...

[teedesigns]

I guess it's better than being eaten by a scrawny little spitting dinosaur.

[TanukiCoast]

ladies and gentlemen... Martin Ferrero!

[burtonrules123]

oh man that is so weird! how much did they pay him ro reprise his role? you know he was also in "stop or my mom will shoot" lol. man he looks like my next deoor neighbor, but i find this college humour crap just stupid and unfunny, but its still nice to see gennero again! he got a bit oold but

[BanjoOz]

Even funnier because Gennaro WAS an important character in the original novel that the movie was based on, and Malcolm died of his wounds in the end. The movie, however, quickly killed off the "blood-sucking lawyer" and let the "comic relief" live.

Ferrero rocks anyway, though.

[theFerociousFox21]

@BanjoOz Malcom is still alive read the second book

[BanjoOz]

@theFerociousFox21 I have... and it's pretty clear that the whole 'he wasn't really dead' is a massive retcon by Crichton due to the movie (ditto Gennaro's death). In fact, the reason I found the second book pretty rubbish was because it was clearly trying to be a sequel to the *movie* (complete with "what would Steven want in the next film?": kids, kind old man, action set-pieces, bike chase, etc.)... ironic then that the movie is so different compared to JP1's conversion.

[RaptorNX01]

@BanjoOz Then why not just retcon the first island? why bother with a second? Say some of the animals survived. Short of a nuclear bomb it'd be easy to believe the Costa rican military didn't get every single inch of nublar. and you want to go after the second book for having all the things the first book did. so what? it still managed to add alot to the mythos.

[BanjoOz]

@RaptorNX01 I'm "going after Crichton" (not really, no need to be defensive, mate) because he wrote such an amazing first book, and the second one was such a disappointment to me because it felt so obviously pandering to the movie and "please make this into a movie too!". While I love the first and second film, the first book blows both out of the water, but that's just a matter of opinion, obviously. And I agree... I don't like the "Site B" silliness either.

[TheTubeHatesYou]

Martin Ferrero Win.

[miremily]

omg!! it's actully the lawyer from the original!!!

[Fixation97]

Haha, the cast in this spoof are alot better looking than the cast of the actual movie.

[Sabin06]

Thats Awesome thats the same guy from movie who played the Lawyer lol



[Mozart1220]

Idea stolen from "Galaxy Quest" but still funny.

[TheZerkway]

dino in there looked way better than the ones in terra nova

[nuzod]

Get under the car ...

[dismemberednecromorf]

oh he was THE actor from the movie, thanks two top comments for telling me. I couldn't figure that on my own.

[TUGprojects]

haha

[Shinsen88]

Wow, they actually got Martin Ferrero! What a great sport.

[ArcArT92]

Lmao! I love this! Especially when the t-rex kept looking at the people in the car for approval before he ate the lawyer.

[doombybbr]

@ArcArT92 why hid he eat the lawyer? the lawyer can get him out of that legal mess.... by lying

[MadDalekDude]

How did u get THE Martin Ferrero to be in this.

[metallipwn]

This reeks of TV Tropes

[ForgottenDreamzy]

That's the actual guy.

[SuperSadpandas]

Is that the actual guy from jurrasic park?

[Mariobros561997]

@SuperSadpandas yep

[majesty1121]

LOL He looks so much like Frank West!!

[illspirit1965]

I should be studying ordinary diferential equations right now.

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

@illspirit1965 Malcolm is a mathematician after all. Maybe he can help you.

[Poehlein416]

@CFrostyTheSnowman "Chaotician, Chaotician actually..."

[cornchippers]

@illspirit1965 I have a 7 page research essay due in a few days...

[Blown4banger]

College Humor has some of the funniest video on Youtube.

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

Why are the restrooms in Jurassic Park never dirty?... Because the toilets need to be clean enough to eat off. :)

[drfye]

damn..........well, at least he didn't die on the toilet this time.

[VenomsRage815]

The guy playing Jeff Goldblum's character is a pretty good lookalike

[CaptainCocaine]

Wasn't Malcolm the guy that ran out with the flare to distract the T Rex? The lawyer just straight up bolted to the restroom cause he was about to shit his pants.

[danbrown565]

the guy who plays the lawyer is the same actor who played him in the original movie

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

@danbrown565 God, that is him.

[xGENOCIDExl]

@danbrown565 lol

[DarthSmoke1]

@danbrown565 Really? That's him?

[Plume4you]

@danbrown565 thats so cool that he came back to parody him! I love it

[Arvestotia]

@danbrown565

thats why this is so awesome :)

[IndianaParkWars]

@danbrown565 Yup, Martin Ferarro

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

That flair looked alot like a candle

[snarkus63]

(1:11)"...and after I'm terrorized to the point of tears,there's a gratuitous shot of my butt."

[gso619]

Atleast it wasn't a black guy.

[MsWatchesyoupee]

These are better effects than Terranova

[tonyrocks951]

I thought they were going to be like "shit he had the key's"

[DarkGamanoid]

In 2011, Ferrero reprised the role of Donald Gennaro in a CollegeHumor parody of Jurassic Park.[2]

^ A quote from Wikipedia about Martin Ferrero (the dude who dies)

[walterj89]

Well now to go find Jurassic Park.

[glenny421]

@MVA15SEAL holy shit, the whole time i was wondering if it was! :D

[MR0IAM0WATCHING0U]

just throw the flare out :L................oh yeah iam not hating though

[basstube6]

That girl is really hot.

[SerbAtheist]

I always hated in those 90s movies that it was obvious from the beginning who would die and who would live. Felt bad for the stock characters :-(

[Kellerspinne]

*laughing so hard about the Jeff Goldblum impersonator* He's awesome!

[xk4i23r]

at first i was like "Jonathan Pryce?!" then i was like nope.

[zXzMAGIIKzXz]

Tim's the computer genius, not Lex. Read the book for once, will you.

[Mariobros561997]

@zXzMAGIIKzXz Both of them were switched in the movie

[TpendragonT]

@zXzMAGIIKzXz This is about the movie. Use your head for once, will you?

[AspiringVoices]

Isn't that the actual guy?!??!

[brolyservant]

@AspiringVoices Yes, yes it is.

[zookninja]

Jurassic Park is awesome.

[F1ng0riginal]

Genero was actually cool in the book. Kills a raptor with his bare hands

[mrbignerd]

@F1ng0riginal: Yeah he was badass in the book. A raptor jumps him and he is the only character ever mentioned in the books/movies to be strong enough to heave up and get the raptor off his back (granted the raptor was injured but still). Same raptor bites him and he STILL able to fight it off long enough so that he can get away. He was still somewhat cowardly in the book but when push came to shove the dude knew how to defend himself. Him and Muldoon made an awesome team.

[legobuilder554]

right now i should be trying to memorize 11 sentences but i'm watching this

[MattJohnson9]

night vision goggles in the daytime?

[funnyretard667]

Whoaaaa he got old!

[jamaqua1]

RWJ RULES.

[dustanater10]

@jamaqua1 if he was in jurassic park he would be the first to die....

[CCrossfan]

OMFG they got the same Generro guy LOL

[OriginalYTName]

Well, that's the only 11 year old I'd fuck.

[boardie85]

lol! malcom's replacement actually looks like him xD

[Ineedanameplease]

thats not the actual actor from the movie is it?? lol

[vigo894]

@Ineedanameplease= Yes, it's the lawyer from the film.

[Mariobros561997]

@Ineedanameplease Yes,yes it is

[TheGodslug]

I only clicked this video cause the guy in the thumbnail looked like charlie sheen

[avplgv]

Martin Ferrero :O

[Soldeathscyth]

The caption box dose not work.



[rebelviv8]

In the book, Donald Gennaro is not as big as a wuss.

He's actually kind of a hero. I hate that they made him into such a coward in the movie.

[bilize1]

OHNOMNOMNOM!

[applehaed]

at first i tought that's actually Jeff Goldbloom xDD

[haxxoromg]

that t-rex is adorable

[mrsoctagoneapus]

OMG the girl totally sounds like my friend 8o

[xXxdeathadderxXx]

martha? no, no, no thts a female name

[Guitarmarv1992]

Nobody mentioned the T-rex looks pretty badass compared to the Animal planet bullshit. yet? T-REX AWESOMENESS!

[Mozilla2012]

Holy crap! That's Martin Ferrell, the lawyer from the actual movie! 

[WaddleBuff]

@Mozilla2012 lol Yeah.

[MegaLoMonkey]

@Mozilla2012 For what its worth: Martin Ferrero

[iaodfsh]

@Mozilla2012 Martin Ferrero =)

[foodlovingpig]

@Mozilla2012 A minor typo made it into the Top Comments. For what it's worth, I know how you feel (getting bombarded with responses telling you that you made a mistake, no matter how many responses say the exact same thing).

[cojosao616]

@Mozilla2012 *cough* Ferrero *cough*

[Jindotennis]

shes a pretty hot 11 year old haha

[destroya9008]

tap 1 for jiz

[Interioroutbreak69]

0:17

0:54

voice changes, acting fail.

[camobeast100]

Was that Ted from Scrubs?

[thealltedrygt]

@camobeast100 no

[woahhazel]

this video was actually pretty sad...

[behappynow24]

I love this so much!!

[Metrionix]

I think that the guy who plays Gennaro is the real actor.

[FarfetchdForDinner]

Martha? Oh wait no, that's a females name.

[clonemate55]

dude that truck looks bad ass!

[PhilinThebox3]

are you sure she's 11

[martyzk]

@PhilinThebox3 haha she looks 70 lol

[Kabbsy]

@PhilinThebox3

I'd do er.

[godswhip0288]

hahaha, love the woman trying to resemble Laura Dern's exaggerated facial expressions.

[pdn3r9b]

@DrFartation

Perv

[Fullmetal1890P]

That is me arguing with my family over who's going to let the dogs out. "But you're closer to the door"--"but you aren't doing anything"--"Well I~ don't care"

[studlyman40]

ha I should be writing an essay right now

[SomeRandomDudez101]

@studlyman40

Yup

[Jimmyforthewin]

@studlyman40

did you finish it?

[StarcoGAMES]

@studlyman40 wat was ur grade? I have an E +

[japesjake]

@studlyman40 Oh, thanks for reminding me.

[HungerForMore2]

lol @ the goldblum guy

[klyeon]

why the heck that kid wear a night vision googgles at daylight in the first place? hahaha XD

[toytownnews]

how can you be a computer genius? you r only 11.

[thatonedude243]

DunderMiffin1 is fuckin' annoying as shit. Pretty sure he's a troll. Don't feed his probably fat ass.

I found this hilarious, but I wanna say, he survives and is much more important int he book. Also, that hunter, Muldoon, survives and is much more of a bawss in the book. Of all the things to leave out of the book, why make the character with the grenade launcher and the most kills die without killing one? I thought this was supposed to be Hollywood?

[fragin228]

i dont know why i have these goggles.

[Dartz272]

I HAVE THOSE NIGHTVISION GOGGLES

[alvado1211]

Spot on Jeff goldbloom.

[sexiiladiidatsit]

Lol wow

[jimmy229962]

thumbs up if you didnt watch the video but lokked for @sinbysin666 and dundermiffin1 commets to see what its about

[reluctable]

It was worse even than that in the movie, he didn't even die trying to protect the others, he died abandoning the children so the fate of all cowards could be shown, and he died on the toilet with his shorts around his ankles so that his horrific death, being swallowed alive by a dinosaur, could be shown to be FUNNY.