Two and a Half Men - Jakes Best Line

[nothinwrongwitdreams]

@tmarkable I learned in psycology class that being gay/bi has to do with a part of the brain being abnormal in which case causes one to be attracted to either both sexes or the same sex entirely. It is not a mere "decision" as if one were to wake up one day and decide to date a person of the same sex.

[DANtheMANanus]

7 people are gay



[sexyhoss44]

gay



[watsinyrwallet]

this isnt very funny, and it is offensive , fucking typical american bullshit

[Chrazing]

6 people are gay

[vszabad]

i remember this...XD i laughed my head off XD

[josef733]

This one was just cruel to the father and i dont find it funny cause Alan must really feel like shit

[FlanKRage]

Gay.

[XSilent7Vo08]

"My son, my son. You open my heart like the morning sun.

Your tiny face, your tiny hand. Never have I felt (something something)"

Jake:

"Gay."

-EPIC

[korvix]

bring back charlie !

[jakejawsmusic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[derben16]

gay... -_-

[matt61234666]

i cant help but laugh every time "...gay." lmao.

[Lukeyyy1995]

fake and gay

[MedicineMan121576]

as a few of my favorite comedians say and I quote "If you can take a dick you can take a joke!!!" now for the love of god people get over it there are too many people being so worried about always being "PC" if you don't like something someone says there's an easy solution...DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!!!

[bubzluvzjellybean]

@MedicineMan121576 JOEY COCO DIAZ

check yourself before you wreck urself

stay black cos thats the most important thing

[MedicineMan121576]

@bubzluvzjellybean now why you gotta go get all stereotypical you know it's idiots that think like you do that make your entire race look bad you need to grow up your only going to get so far in this world acting like that before life kicks you in the face for it try to act a little civilized or at least the best you can

[bubzluvzjellybean]

@MedicineMan121576 obviously didnt get the joke. im white. relax. a funny mexican comedian says my last comment no need to go psycho.

[dlyciousmusic]

FOR THE RECORD...

Jake says "Gay" as in Homosexual, Faggot, Queer, Sword Swallower, etc....

Jake does NOT intend gay as in "Happy".

GET OVER IT!!

[SirTimbo]

Jake had funnier moments when he was younger.

[angel81123]

Lmao thats bogus what Jake said

[Julchen121]

6 humans are gay ! :D

[StormriderTA]

get over it, if people can't laugh about gays then we can't laugh about white people, black people, fat people, skinny people, dumb people,... Every show/movie/comedian does this. almost every joke can be turned into an insult to some group of people, so if you're going to watch comedy and like to laugh with other people then you gotta be prepared to laugh with some cliche jokes about yourself or some group of people you maybe belong with. don't hate and keep smiling : p

[coltfallericp]

GreT gays are saying shit how he said"gay" the FCC didn't do shit if it was bad they wouldn't have let him say it

[TheFuckingnar]

"GAY!" Hahaha Jake is fucking nice :P

[Tanyamar79]

but if this is his best line in the uploaders mind... WOW he does NOT know this show well at all!!!!

[Tanyamar79]

get rid of Charlie and two and a half men can still go on..... get rid of Jake.... THAT would be a disaster

[JaIVIiE]

don't like people who always think they found the best joke ever... you're far from it dude...

[noamab22]

wat did u say? ohh i am soory soory accely wat i say was ohh u are such a big gay allen

[tmarkable]

if you don't like being gay, then don't be.......

[14ILOVECHRISTIAN]

@tmarkable i almost died laughing at ur comment. dumbest thing i have ever read

[pshbatman]

@tmarkable im sure enough people have told you people dont choose to be gay, but obviously you choose to be ignorant.

[tmarkable]

@pshbatman I will bet my PhD in real science that you are wrong......and gay. To wit: you control by choice whether you will be sexual or asexual. If you decide to be sexual you alone decided your partner's gender. There is no gay gene, research it is a fact. Now, some are believed to have a very strong preference perhaps from the womb caused by mistimed or lack of normal hormones, this makes being gay a birth defect.

[pshbatman]

@tmarkable i couldn't care less if you bet your PhD, or the pudding cup you just opened, to say that everyone chooses to be gay is a little naive.

[ThePoiMaster]

He looked at the camera... He was telling this to us xD

[NamcoCapcomFan5199]

ONE LINE! And I'm exploded with laughter! LOL

[stopsnitch]

He must get Oscar for this one !!!!

[FinalTrap]

it really hurts me as a young gay to hear something this in such a succesfull show. Beeing gay is not a choice and its definately not an adjectif to describe something stupid or boring or whatever. always hearing it referring to something negative can have debistating effects on a young gays life. the world is so cruel.

[adposanmofnad]

@FinalTrap don't take it so personally, he didn't do it do offend homosexual people. plus, there's nothing wrong with being gay, it's like when someone says "pshh, woman.", us women are not gonna get so worked up about it because theres actually nothing wrong with being a woman. besides, he didn't say it because it was stupid or boring, he said it because it was sensitive and "cheesy" if you may, and some gay people, as well as straight people, are sensitive and "cheesy", nothing wrong with that

[cheereos]

@FinalTrap no offense but you're being way too sensitive. he used the word 'gay' here as a stereotype for gays, which is not in itself wrong. take for eg, big bang theory. that show stereotypes nerds and geeks, and very often they get made fun of by being called 'nerdy/geeky'. it's just a stereotype, if you just so happen to belong in that group, you either laugh at it or be unhappy about it. that is most certainly a choice if homosexuality isn't. you choose how you wish to react.

[14ILOVECHRISTIAN]

@FinalTrap im a young gay and i wasnt offended at all. Jake was just kidding

[399Oddball]

perfect timing :)

[mbenzsl2000]

man, that use to be the classic insult/comeback/response to almost anything back in the early to mid 90s in jr high. funny stuff

[shadowsofDarkness100]

....."gay" lmao

[TheGudguys]

I love how he says to his child how much he loves him and his child thinks he's gay hahahaha

[bobbyewing311]

LOL even Jake owns Alan on a regular basis on this show I love it

[HDPremierleague]

gay.

[mbenzsl2000]

lol fukin classic

[GuIlHeRmE5304]

fatality!

[SuperDave7089]

i just saw this episode, season 6 disc 2 last episode on the disc, just saw it.

[ancientpatrician]

Gay.

[sara092]

that wasn't even funny Wtf...

[JonasBieberFan4LIfe]

jake <3 always makes me laugh :D

[jason101588]

1 person thought Alan's poem was gay.

[JoseJapalena]

@jason101588 maybe jake? ;D

[JzZtv]

@jason101588 wouldnt that be the other way around? you MEAN "1 Person likes his poem" or "1 person is gay" then "1 person thought Alan's poem was gay".

[Mangorette]

:D:D

[riddickuv6]

gay

[epicchick14]

gay hahahaha i love jake!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calummeston]

GAY!

fags don't like it then get over it, fags.

[thehalflifedude]

@calummeston

umad?

[calummeston]

@thehalflifedude No. :) - look at previous comment below mine.

[H1W25K1998]

Jake has become legend by saying

'...gay'

WAY TO GO, JAKE!!

[urlittlecuttiepie]

jake is an absolute legend haha he always cracks me up with the stupid shit he says hes awesome!!

[Stalkeer123]

xDDD

[cfire600]

haha, but defiantely not his best line. i love the one where someone asks him if he's ever going to get married and he says "no, as long as i got someone to do my cooking and cleaning, and im gettin a little action on the side, why would i want to get married!"

[frankwil2413]

lmfao

[jmw20watch]

Hahaha! Jake is even funnier now that hes older!

[miniMRE]

this was on the otha night mao jake is the best charlie close second

[katyssexysk8er]

LOL

[ShadyLady91]

Poor Alan. Jake is a stupid brat.

[1BABEH1]

"gay" xD

[thisryanthe]

I thought they weren't allowed to say "That's gay" on television because its demeaning to homosexuals

[BloodSimple]

He didn't! He just said "....gay" lol. I know what you mean

[porshemonkey1]

@thisryanthe saying gay isnt bad im tired of fucking fags gettting butt hurt over this shit

[thisryanthe]

Yeah and I am tired of people with anger problems sending me stupid fucking messages like this so do me a favor and fuck off.

[porshemonkey1]

@thisryanthe no thanks im good fag go back to ur bf

[thisryanthe]

Your a good fag? and your going back to your boyfriend? good for you.

[sinisan14]

@thisryanthe Are you offended by what people say to your kind?

[thisryanthe]

@sinisan14 ha ha don't talk shit. I was asking a question. I wasn't saying that it is wrong to say gay. I just THOUGHT it was not aloud. ok?

[thisryanthe]

@thisryanthe YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID!!! Incase your too dumb to read my OTHER comment, I never said it WAS demeaning, I clearly stated that I THOUGHT tv shows werent allowed to say gay. You guys are all retarded and easily get offended by the stupid shit. Go fucking cry about a youtube comment why dont you.

[snuffy525]

@thisryanthe Thats so gay...

[hermygagala]

@thisryanthe I am pretty sure there are a lot of shows where they say "Thats gay" on T.V. and they don't get in trouble.

[Robbyz88]

@thisryanthe homosexuals are demeaning. and no i have nothing against homo´s but keep ur faggotry behind closed doors.

[MrOctaw]

@thisryanthe If you'd watch "Two and a half men" you would see that they actually say it alot. :)

[thisryanthe]

@MrOctaw I have all seasons. I clearly stated that I thought TV didn't allow it. I could care less if it was demeaning. I was simply asking if it was allowed.

[pcosfight]

@thisryanthe yeah....homosexuals don't have rights yet. sadly

[JordanMotorcross]

@thisryanthe perhaps he means "happy and joyful" as the old english term for gay ;)

[aparna1397]

@JordanMotorcross I highly doubt that :)

[BlackEpic]

@thisryanthe i've read somewhere that "gay" could mean sth. like "happy", that wouldn't make any sence but I think you could use it that way if you'd say it was no insult or sth like that.. btw yea I'm german and got this knowledge through wikipedia...

2+1/2 men rulez! :D but if jake grows.. wouldn't it be kinda.. "three men"? lol

[dlyciousmusic]

@BlackEpic Stop fooling yourself.

RE: i've read somewhere that "gay" could mean sth. like "happy", that wouldn't make any sence...

[UndeadLucas]

@thisryanthe Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, farts, turd, and twat are words you can't say on Tv.

[thisryanthe]

@UndeadLucas This comment was posted over a year ago ha ha get with the game man. And as of now I am not responding to any comments about my comment.

[ArmyofUglyAnon]

@UndeadLucas

They're also lyrics to the Blink 182 song "family reunion"

[Latinaxxgurl]

Omg, I love Jake. Lol

[JvMatt]

hhaaahah xD

[ErinMairead17]

lmao

[Daanioo]

Jake is a legend.