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  • believing in God is like believing in ghosts. I personally have believed in ghosts since my experience 6 years ago, and I do beleive in a higher power, but not the way the books have it. I also refuse to ever follow a relgion that has rules on what we can do. If God is a forgiving one like everyone says, then he will forgive us all no matter what right? to many contradictions with religions all written over the same God

  • Solar energy = Solyndra. How did that work out for ya. ha

  • VERY JEWY, JEWY DAY

  • 4.20-4.23 is the best "air conditioning."

    

  • LOVE Lewis Black!!!

  • If only all religious people were like this hey :)

  • Stone. Cold. Fuck. Nuts.

  • ahhh YouTube comment board...where the world's greatest minds come together to debate

  • @ireland0619 Psshhhh everyone knows that's Twitter :)

  • I wish Lewis Black was my dad

  • Just saw Law & Order with Louis Black playing a "Shock Jock"

  • beliefs are fine as long as you don't condemn me for NOT believing in Santa Claus... religion tends to make believers assume they are the chosen few and the rest of us are not worthy

  • Kristchinz still cant explain adam n eve n how we have biilions of human beings through incest....the bible is fkn broken.

  • There is Science and then there is Religion, I'm a person of science but I still have faith. Because when Science doesn't go your way, that is what faith is for

    Don't put them together PLEASE, you'll get f***heads doing Scientology, trying to make sense of things that don't.

  • @ChikoWhat so do you think that Scientology is more ridiculous than Christianity

  • @ChikoWhat guess they are both fucked up and completely not backed by any evidence

  • @FAVREandREDD evidence, that's why religions are called 'a belief'. either you believe in it or not -- the question of evidence simply isn't present.. :)

  • @pmhofstee yeah its not present, if you are a brain dead moron, our beliefs inform our actions, so i would like to have as many true beliefs as possible, that is why i look for evidence to ensure that. only a piece of shit like would want to just believe something and not demand evidence

  • the whole earth being created in 7 days and fossils and dinasours was definetly taken from bill hicks minus the flinstones part

  • he could improved if he talked a little faster, i mean he would attract more shallow people.

  • The greatest thing about the Internet is we can debate about subjects like religion. Determine it is bulls--t using reason and science and not get burned at the stake!!! Love the FREEDOM!!!

  • "I just had the weirdest dream that Lewis Black told jokes that were so funny he had to shout."

  • @MaxamillianArturo @axsmedia Or two middle class douche bags who know nothing about life, not even how to simply enjoy a comedy clip

  • You never see a Rabbi interpreting the New Testament do youuuuu Lmao!!!

  • "...from mah book. >:( "

  • you know id really like to see him butt naked!

  • @MaximilllianArturo what kind of asshole doesn't believe in global warming and evolution? WAKE UP

  • 135 people arn't brainwashed libtards.

  • @MaxamillianArturo You mean 135 people are still working on their GEDs

  • @axsmedia Or, 135 people are not trust fund kids wallowing in their own urine at Zuccati park

  • @MaxamillianArturo and you are colonoscopy bag 2

  • @TheIntoxicatingEgo Put on your Yarmulke its time to celebrate Hannukah

  • @axsmedia You are colonoscopy bag 1

  • The funny thing is that the Jury definitely still is out there.

  • @MaxamillianArturo Umh, no, it's not :)

  • @Kalevala87 Uh, yea it is.

  • @MaxamillianArturo Uh, no it isn't. The consensus within the scientific community is overwhelming. Dissent among a bunch of ignorant fools is of no consequence.

  • @Kalevala87 Are those the same ones that tell us global warming is real?

  • @MaxamillianArturo Well, no, not the same ones. You see, climate science and evolutionary biology are very different and separate disciplines. People enrol to different courses and get different degrees. You should try that, it's fun :)

  • @Kalevala87 Says the guy who cannot spell enroll. What daycare do you go to?

  • @MaxamillianArturo Ever heard of British English, you absolute moron? :D Grab any Oxford Dictionary and look it up, you twat. Oh, and I'm currently enrolled (yes, double "l" in the past tense, as well as in the present continuous form. Just in case you were wondering.) at University College London. What about you?

  • @Kalevala87 Well, I'd love to compare notes but alas it is safe to say you are a typical youtube brat. I shall not waste anymore time upon a microcephalic such as yourself.

  • @MaxamillianArturo "Microcephalic" is an adjective, it won't stand on its own. You just got owned, publicly humiliated and now you don't want to play anymore. Hurts like hell, doesn't it? :D Weird though, a silly Creationists such as you should be used to humiliation by now. Anyway, you may go. Dismissed. :)

  • @Kalevala87 Oh yea...well, well. OH YEA!!!!

  • Absolutely SPOT ON Lewis!! He is BRILLIANT!!

  • The absurdity of absolute religion, the relationship between religions, the separation of faith and state, religious tolerance, scripture studies, prehistoric science, secularism, politics, education, marriage, gay marriage, human rights, the environment, war and military, philosophy, logic and reason... I've never seen a skit as short as this that has touched on so many issues. Like funhouse mirrors, comedians reflect back to us how silly we can be. Lewis Black's the best reflector of them all.

  • This is comedy, people. That's it.

  • @burmanmusic It's more than that, actually

  • The books of man.

  • YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM

  • 131 people don't have thoughts.

  • Very clever guy

  • 131 People never went to college!

  • this guy is epic win.

  • WTF stopped in mid sentence??

  • "The reason why their isnt solar energy is because the sun goes away everyday and doesnt tell us where its going" LMFAO

  • dinosaurs do live with humans... we call them birds.

  • @yellowdart137 He's definitly talking about DINOSAURS, not the evolutions of dinosaurs....listen to all the words.

  • its funny whrn comedians actually know what theyre talking about

  • Stand-Up comedy is the right approach towards religion. Religious opinions and ideas deserve just ridicule and laughter, untill superstituous morons hide in shame. Religion is poison, and creationism is the pinnacle of human stupidity. These medieval barbaric sick cults have dragged us down for too long. Its high time we end them before they end us.

  • If you want to take the Catholic position on the relationship between Faith and Reason seriously, just read Pope John Paul II's book: On the relationship between Faith and Reason (fides et ratio)

  • @Jesussavior1364 because people didn't evolve from monkeys. Humans and monkeys both split off from a common ancestor.

  • Genius. A modern day prophet. Black should live to be 101.

  • There are JEWS who walk AMONG YOU hahaha

  • Hahaha made a poopy!!! Mao

  • When he said Hey Moe your not getting in, did he say the same thing to Larry curly & Shemp

  • The difference between old testament God and new testament God got laid.... that would put any man in better humour.

  • I'm usually not a big fan of Lewis Black, but this was really funny lol.

  • If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys???

  • @mgeerlings1 *facepalm*

  • @mgeerlings1

    because monkeys made time machines and half of them went forward in time, while the other half stayed behind and destroyed the machine and evolved into humans.

    no, there are monkeys today because we didnt evolve from "monkeys" both monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor. where some of that ancestor's species evolved bigger brains and stood up straight and became humans, the others evolved in different ways and became the monkeys of today

  • @Mikeybetts I think mgeerlings hasnt evolved, in fact I think he's a monkey...lol

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  • @mgeerlings1 good comment. 

  • @mgeerlings1 I guess they're the ones that diden't make it...Lol

  • thing is Bush does believe in evolution, he just lied about to get the Christards to vote for him..

  • @DaytonaRoadster Haha good point probably true! People stop arguing, just listen to the man and have a hearty chuckle :D

  • Who gives a damn what other's say! Just watch the damn video and laugh your ass off! LOL

  • everyone below me are internet retards.......and gay

  • Stop analyzing this lol , its a joke . I think its funny that any one is getting offended .

  • @cmonkeyz they did not create their own religion, their ancestors did, which are different people..

  • If man could understand its creator than an illustration could understand its artist.

  • @MrGlennsftmb bullshit.

  • @MrWaddefak please explain why,

  • Lewis Black is proof that humanity still has a chance... "I would love to have the faith, to believe that it took place in seven days...but... I have thoughts...and that can really fuck up the faith thing..."

  • This is a wonderful story told to the people in the desert to distract them from the fact that they did not have airconditioning

  • All these ppl talking about how religion suppresses science really need to learn that argument is easily dismissed. 1st, all theyre referencing is the bible as if it encompasses all religion, 2nd that nearly all major fields of science were founded by the devout. Argument debunked. These intolerant anti-religious folks prolly dont even know there are atheistic based religions; prolly b/c they're too busy hating on them to actually know about them. I'm not xtain, but I'm not intollerant.

  • @Yashendwirh You really believe the religion doesn't slow down the progress of man? I think it does in science, politics, social issues, and morality.

  • @newrealization12 I think that summation is easily dismissed by the fact that, like stated above, almost all scientific fields, and even scientific method itself, was founded and established be people of faith, from Muslim to Catholic. A brother took the first steps to understanding genetics. A Muslim perfected scientific method, many Christians have gone to space and helped man step on the moon. How did all these things happen if religion was so anti....everything you say? Please substantiate.

  • @Yashendwirh religion defies the laws of science.

  • @newrealization12 Indeed it does !

  • @newrealization12 Substantiate plox, and make sure it includes all religion, including the nontheistic ones since you like to use blanket terms :>

  • 128 people don't know good comedy.

  • George Carlin & Lewis Black = ALL TIME GREATS! :D

  • 6 days not 7 // idiot

  • @wolffi2341 wow

    you sure showed him

  • @wolffi2341 It was 6 says rather than 7, you say? Makes much more sense now, thanks.

  • religion is dyeing out, religious idiots of mocked openly these days, a few more generations it will be extinct

  • @Banminator If by openly you mean by comedians that openly mock nything people hiding behind anonymity on youtube. You'll be sorely disappointed in the next two generations. africa & south america are just now being converted from indiginous religions to Islam and Christianity. 1st world countries do indeed have growing non-religious populations, but they're populations are also shrinking, and as 3rd world countries industrialize, their population and thus religiosity count will explode.

  • @Yashendwirh Theres a saying given by Mark Twain, 'the most appropriate approach to conversate towards someone riddled with fatasy is to ridicule them', dont you think people, especially those who are well educated have simply had enough with religious views which has poisoned the mind for well over 3000yrs. As for 3rd world countries becoming Christian? its merely another way of them becoming Westerized and losing their cultural identity by Westerized powers, and you think thats a good thing?

  • @MrGlennsftmb Starting an argument w/ a thought terminating cliche doesn't prove or disproving a point, its just cheeky. The majority of educated ppl are -still- religious, & the trend of a-religion in 1st world nations is correlation -right now-. Theres also a trend that more college students believe in ghosts than when they got there. Again, a trend, doesn't make it causation. 80% of the population is religious but more than half the world can read and wright. Not the case even 30 years ago.

  • @MrGlennsftmb Starting an argument w/ a thought terminating cliche doesn't prove or disproving a point, its just cheeky. The majority of educated ppl are -still- religious, & the trend of a-religion in 1st world nations is correlation -right now-. Theres also a trend that more college students believe in ghosts than when they got there. Again, a trend, doesn't make it causation. 80% of the population is religious but more than half the world can read and wright. Not the case even 30 years ago.

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  • @MrGlennsftmb Also I find it ironic that you think religion poisons the mind but are concerned for the cultural integrity of nations that have far more violent religious practices than Islam or xtianity. (Not current b/c these convos usu devolve into the actions of crusades to be superimposed on the present.) I don't mean to spam this page but am I the only person that actually took sociology, anthropology or world religion for all the criticism & misconceptions that get thrown around?

  • @Yashendwirh No their cultural integrity isnt just based on religions like Islamic ones, they greatly pre date those,but is Westerizing a culture a solution to a more violent religious practice which was previously introduced anyway , or would a proper education which includes the culture to learn about their heritage and how the world works rather than worshiping a manufactured idea based on personal profit be. Religion regardless which one you worship = controlling peoples minds,

  • @MrGlennsftmb Ill raise you to any social construct. Law, school, government, philosophy, ethics. those are all forms of controlling people, both their actions and the way they think.

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  • Hilarious ★★★★★

  • Because science is updated based on new information. The bible supresses new information as it goes against their fairy tale.

  • @Wheels36H3WM

    Exactly, the bible(book of fairy tales) suppresses any new information that contradicts what is written within its pages...

    Katalyzt

  • im glad to know lewis black was there when the world was created to tell me that creation is wrong.....science changes every time and books have to be rewritten....the bible stayed the same!!!!......BTW im a med student and love factual science with hard evidence.....

  • @sammyjs1983 u're kidding right? the Grimm fairy tales stay the same as well, it doesn't make them facts! as for the creation of the world, well, there's a bunch of physical evidence how long it lasted and when it started... science learns and adopts, religion stays the same until it dies..

  • @sammyjs1983 If you "love factual science and hard evidence" then you know exactly WHY science books change. As we learn new things, it changes how we understand our world. Staying the same for 3k years means that any faith based biblical knowledge is exactly what illiterate nomadic desert tribesmen believed in the bronze age. I'll stick with our best understanding of the universe over theirs any day.

  • The King

  • why has there not been a BLACK AND WHITE special with lewis black and ron white on one stage? that would be so funny, plus the names just make it all the better

  • @patton1500

    THATS THE BEST IDEA EVER! lol

  • Bill Mahar the washed up nobody praised the 9/11 hijackers as heroes! Get you fucking facts straight! Islam is one religion atheists won't bash

  • @WorldTurnBlack bill maher was fired from ABC for saying that muslim terrorists who kill themselves by flying a plane into a building are braver than americans who push a button and obliterate an entire country with a missile. he was right. The al queda are brave...they are brave and ignorant. that is what makes them dangerous. you must not be watching the same bill maher i am because i have heard him bash islam all the time. watch this and judge for yourself... /watch?v=RUEaMA4gRIk

  • @WorldTurnBlack youre ignorant shut up

  • Strange? Lewis black and all his atheist ilk don't bash the backwards religion of Islam? I wonder why?

  • @WorldTurnBlack Instead of baseless innuendo, why don't you tell us why he and his "atheist ilk" doesn't "bash" Islam? Bill Maher and others make fun of Islam all of the time. You're just a butthurt Christian who cries "persecution!" every time someone makes fun of your buy-bull or Jeebus.

    Fuck off!

  • The Evolutionists lost the Scopes trial.  So I guess the jury deliberated.

  • @FAITHandLOGIC Yet won the Dover, PA case. Way to stay up on current events *sarcasm*

  • @TheSilverSurpher That wasn't the Scopes trial. Get your terminology straight.

  • @FAITHandLOGIC Uh, no shit, Sherlock. I was informing you about another religion/evolution trial that occurred recently and was won by "evolutionists." The Scopes Trial happened 8 decades ago. Learn to comprehend.

  • Do comedians and people in general really think they're still being original in trashing religion??

    Every fricken person now adays strawmans religion in order to say to themselves "look at me, look how smart I am, I am so smart, I only believe in worldly things, I am so smart"

    Get over yourselves...I am not even religous and its disgusting. You guys give all atheists a bad name

  • @mitchellspenser89 You're a classic Concern Troll. You're pretty good at it, but still a failure. Move along.

  • I am watching this for about the 20th time, and looking for the little things, the timing, the finger movement, the eyes.. This man is a freaking genius, beyond a doubt.

  • great comedian, bad theologian. 

  • Ten hairs away from being baboons.....!!!......I am in love.! You can't marry a snapping turtle......!! This guy is the best

  • this guy is brutal

  • Why do people take religion so seriously. As long as you have a good heart and can laugh at yourself who the fuck cares? You can take the 17 bus I'll take the 43 bus, Im sure we're going to end up in the same place.

  • @nuggz503 spot on bro, all the buses lead to the grave

  • Wow! I can see where the Nostalgia Critic drew his inspiration from now!

  • Lewis Black is fantastic - brilliant timing, great stuff.

  • y dont u fucking make sure that the audio file that you use to upload is fucking decent and that i dont have to implant speakers into my cranium to hear a minute sound wave!!!!

  • Why is it that on every atheist video fucking yt decides to promote some religious video as a "Promoted Video"? How fucking pathetic.

  • Why are the best comics so clear about all the bullshit people have been fed by publishers of the King James Version of the bible? Why?

    "Thoughts can fuck up the faith thing. Just ask a Catholic Priest". Epic!

  • Oh, Lewis Black you are brilliant. I wish this video didn't right in the middle of the next bit, though.

  • Sooo funny!

  • *a quote from the video we just fucking saw*

  • this guy is hilarious

  • 118 people have had a very jewy jewy day.

  • @skip2mylou12ny Fuck am I tired of you people and your lame-ass retarded fucking "[insert number] people [insert quote from the video]" jokes.

  • They are stone. cold. fuck. nuts.

  • Lmao

  • he is totally sick

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  • Does anybody sees the joker's face every once in a while in this video? Also, I'm a christian and I do understand the bullshit of the jewish people; I work for them!

  • HIs eyes at :18-:23 made me laugh so fucking hard.

  • 118 people have no sense humor

  • can you guys shut up and enjoy the comedy please?

  • @chambasa2006 My thoughts exactly.

  • HERE IS CANNIBALISM- EATING DEAD GENTILES:

    Numbers 23-24:

    Behold, the people shall rise up as a great lion, and lift up himself as a young lion: he shall not lie down until he eat of the prey, and drink the blood of the slain.

  • Would you faggots get the fuck over your bullshit. Jesus

  • @salvationplusfaith

    Really? Really?

    roflcopter!

  • I FUCKING LOVE HIS RANTS!!! THEY REMIND ME OF MY OWN!!!

  • Religion is a way of seeing this world. Unsure whether he is clear about his own ideas of seeing this world. (Looks to me that he is troubled in terms of knowing his own way of seeing this world.) in other words, his knowledge regarding other Christians or believers only comes from his ethnic backgrounds and his own knowledge which can't be used as absolute resource for religious discussion. Although he fails to acknowledge his limitedness. Then comes his exaggerations unfortunately.

  • @yun1915

    And christians would know all about exaggerations, wouldn't they?

  • @IdleBigots Good one. I agree

  • stfu and go do something usefull with your time

  • I don't know why people think- and base entire churches on-that 'the earth was formed in seven days,' when they think all the Revelation stuff is 'metaphors.'

  • @mythmanjay I suggest you worry less about metaphors in Revelation and concern yourself if the Bible is true when it says liars and thieves end up in the lake of fire. You ever told a lie? Stolen something?

  • @filoIII Yes, I stole the beast with 7 head and 10 crowns and placed it in a cage of iron and gold. And that's a lie; I've never stolen anything ... or lied.

  • You are being dishonest, I never said humans can create matter, yet. We can destroy it, in particle accelerators, nuclear reactions or high energy physical collisions. New forms of matter are created in stars. You have no way of proving god creates anything other than a deeply flawed thought experiment. Philosophy as a rationalisation from evidence to conclusion, okay, how does it help you when you have ZERO evidence?

  • "...you never see rabbi on tv interpreting the new testament, do you?..."

    hysterical!

  • This is really funny, except there are plenty of Jewish Creationists :)

  • old or new, it is still garbage

  • Accurate.. lmao. Nobody has the proper interpretation.. NOBODY. Try following the 7days... the earth was made then night and day was the third day.. so theyre NOT talking about Earth days in the bible.. impossible.. the Earth didnt exist on day1 .. so its based on a day of some other planet/place. Gen 1

  • Lewis Black IMO may be the best comedian out there today. He writes his own jokes, he never tells the same one twice, he takes complex concepts and ties them together, and can actually have a conversation with someone while still causing them to bust a gut. That, my friends, is the mark of a true comedian.