Future Weapons The Simon

[lolwhat221]

Why is Consuela in a video about weaponry?

[Danieldx22]

roses are red

violets are blue

simon says

open that door

[myndwork]

hello bin laden, im simon!

[Verradonairun]

What a useless weapon. Looks like IDF generals just got played by their own defense industry.

[PureCX]

@Verradonairun

It's not a weapon...

[Verradonairun]

@PureCX Technicalities, my misguided friend, technicalities.

[TheJohn7528]

Oh gee wiz! It's range is 3 whole yards! 3 YARDS??? So you are seriously going to get within 3 yards of a door and instead of using conventional building breeching methods you use this? Riiight....

[AnDyLeE98CuZ1]

@TheJohn7528 30 yards?

[TheJohn7528]

@AnDyLeE98CuZ1 whoops....

[legendofanime1]

@TheJohn7528 Dumbass it's 30.

[kinsley2108]

What if you missed?

[leirtac12]

If I'm correct those people describing the weapon had accents that sounded Israeli to me. Does that mean this weapon belongs and made in Israel? AWESOME!

[N0l4nH]

LOL it's Consuela from family guy.

[newgrounder2]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Simon

FUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[gdm413229]

Simon says open door.

[reapermachine]

what happens if you hit a person?

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

@reapermachine Shit goes down

[corensam]

Imagine this hitting somebody

[xPolarGamingx]

that doesn't look like a kitchen to me

[C0SM1CG4TE]

@xPolarGamingx Really?

[PmQable1]

damn i thought it was a missle from the picture

[iamsaghir1]

u have the world's best weapons but u still loosing the war in AFGHANISTAN why why why ???????

[Stormthorn67]

@iamsaghir1

History research would help you here. Asymetrical warefare.

[JAEProductions1]

@iamsaghir1 because those stupid fucking cowardly terrorists use IEDs and suicide bombers. probobly like 80% of all soldiers are killed by IEDs not bullets, probobly, I don't know the proper statistics but yeah

[genxer250]

a ranged version of a breach

[LordSia13]

And its so small and neat! I mean, it takes up virtually no space at all! And it's multipurpose - why, it can open wooden doors, plastic doors, metal doors, locked doors, unlocked doors, all kinds of doors!

Except open doors. Those, you have to close first. But after that, it can open them, no problem!

[TheKaratyChicken]

sick accent :P

[iBaNezRG95]

Made in Israel.

[Crazygamer154]

Simon says "Open the door"

Enemy: FUCK YOU

Simon: K... *Blows door open*

[adir999]

made in Israel

[BHassan786]

Future Weapons: Chuck Norris

[boorelius]

@BHassan786 Legendary Weapons?

[Butface30]

I want this in Bf3 :d Try to hit some heli's :D

[MultiYeahthatsme]

soldier: knock knock

enemy soldier:who is there

soldier:its simon whahaha

enemy soldier:ohh fuck

[cinndave]

Gotta love how Israel comes up with such clever devices for small scale urban fighting. Guns that fire around corners with cameras. Galil rifles with bolt cutters built into them. A Merkava tank with no turret on top, just a remote controlled automatic grenade launcher on top, since the enemy doesn't have tanks. I could go on and on. Smart stuff!

[SexyArcanine666]

I knew a simon, He was a real ass hole

[fartsmellsfunny96]

@SexyArcanine666 wtf,my name is simon >=(

[billschoe43]

Simon says, "Knock, Knock!"

[BlackSoulOfHeaven]

RAFAEL is the best....... ain't no competition, many of their workers are veterans, and so they are trained for out of the box thinking!! (at least in Israel you're trained to think creatively, idk about other armies)

[horn410]

Прикольная штука.

[pure4kill]

(Knock Knock) Here's Simon, This Is Sick, So Clever.

[MichaelWieczorek]

this is sick!