Russell Peters - Encounters of the midget kind

[cuvkiller]

what's funny is that, the midget said he's russell's biggest fan. so he's probably going to see this video of you talking about him. heh heh heh

[oakenglish]

russel was trying too hard. not that funny.

[yeadaswasup]

@oakenglish your not funny

[oakenglish]

@yeadaswasup neither is Russel here.

[shankar0ragi]

he deserves better audience

[marioandluigimaster]

32 people are midgets

[torontoraps8]

mushy hands lmao

[lilaznboy90]

32 ppl are midgets

[okeygio]

everybody who is saying that russel peters is being offensive against midgets are hypocrites. everybody who sees a midget will find it a little funny, because its not something you see everyday.if midgets were everywhere it wouldn't be a big deal. its just comedy people.it's not that he scold the midget. im sorry if you got somebody who is a midget in your family but I hope you can see the fun in this. you can't change a midget's size, but it would be nice if you could get a lough out of this.

[giannafcb56]

32 midgets nip-knuckles are getting hard 

[yoyomeful]

this feels like a tit ... squieshy squashy

[Masterlink981]

32 dislikes are from midgets..... Or the "politically correct" term "little people." No intention to offend.

[BluMonkee20]

"I'm like squishy, squashy,squishy,squashy..." LOL

[kkbearxoxo]

M a midget-.-

[delta1o1]

haha he almost said nip!

[Guess611]

"u gettin cold buddy? your nipp- your knuckles are getting hard.." hahaha too funny

[elaine101ify]

How come as soon as he said "it feel like a tit" every guy started clapping lol pervertttss!!

[jkang24]

I haven't seen a midget in years. Last time one he was buying a 30 pack of bud light..Midgets r awesome

[Jesusrapedmeh]

I guess 32 midgets disliked the video..

[pandaboy224]

ur nip ! no ur nuckles are getting hard haha

[uvi07]

Midgets hand= A Tit!! LOL

[reasontaipei]

man, I feel so fucked up from laughing at this.

[TheChango2000]

"o fuck a midgit"...

[Captive107]

32 midgets



[TheSuperNerd14]

squishy squashy squishy squashy :)

[ngveantat]

lol "are you ok buddy? your nip...knucles are getting hard"

[Sunny066]

lol hes a bad man russell

[CypressDahlia]

There's no point in crying over this. He's just saying what any of us would be thinking in that situation. It's stupid that people think it's okay to privately or introspectively say offensive things about handicaps, but think it's wrong for a comedian to do the same out loud. Surely, it's not nice to go around saying "midgets are kinda funny". But then again, it's not nice to think it either. Damn hypocrites.

[sakuramizu122]

If he was squishing away, I wonder if the midget was like "Omg, Russell Peters is giving me a fucking hand massage. SWEET."

Russell Peters: "Squishy squashy."

[OriginalJoseyWales]

so insensitive

[Hightopsdynomite375]

if he's his biggest fan he might see ths!!

[milk454]

whats the soccer ball symbol do? It just makes a loud buzzing sound

[lucasazahar]

@milk454 vuvuzela

[DaMiStudios]

Irony, best...thing....evar!

[QuackMooMeow]

I feel so bad for laughing but I can't stop.

"this feels like a tit"

OH JEEBUS, have mercy on my soul

[THISPAKIMISS]

Why doesn't this guy receive more recognition? He's fucking hilarious!

[hvfunlol]

thats not cool to make fun of disabilities. but russeell peters jokes about everything so his fans(including myself) may find it okay.

anyway, having disabilities is not funny, limit ur jokes on such issue please russell

[bladex2056]

this feels like a tit!! lmao

[213CrazyHorse]

i dont think the midget likes him anymore.. or mayb he's honored! hahahaha

[nr12r]

the midget was his fan lol!

[rickface13]

"you gettin cold buddy? your nip.. knuckles are gettin hard" LMAO

[mushroomtung]

actually i like to watch russell's show. but he was really kind of mean in this video. really

[marshaoz]

LOL !!!! Russell Peters kills me !!! LOL !!!

[0Oclockmusic]

this is kind-of-a dick bit. it's like makin fun of handicapped people. fuck you russell peters.

[0Oclockmusic]

This is kind-of-a dick bit to do Russell. Yeah, it happened but ur still making fun of midgets at their expense. No excuse just cuz it happened to you. I love all ur other bits but this one kinda makes you look like an ass.

[neelaakaasham]

@0Oclockmusic He is one. There is a border between being funny and being offensive. Most times though he is the latter. Making a living out of offending handicaps, and his racial roots.

[0Oclockmusic]

@neelaakaasham i don't mind the stuff he does on his racial roots because race and culture are things that change first of all. u can be born an indian but go live in another country, see something good about it, and kinda become culturally their way. ALSO, he is UN-biased in his racial humor. he makes fun of everyone. and alot of what he says is true. BUT, making fun of midgets and handicaps...WELL it's not cool. people can't change that shit.

[neelaakaasham]

@0Oclockmusic Well, his so called "jokes" on some of the cultures is pretty lame. It just tries to make some others to laugh about it, thats all. I mean, its fine to take some jokes. But to just go on and on and on and on is just shit.

About midgets, yes, this joke just shows how he is really as a human being.

[J33w]

LOL squishy squashy squishy

[ScorpiosAngel]

LOL Oh man, Love this guy. Squishy!

[sindu75]

Usually he is a bit more tactful with what he says but this was just crude! He doesn't go round calling people the N word... so why is he saying Midget ... its just as offensive to that group of people... plus he has just disrespected one of his fans!

[satan898]

@sindu75 Dude, it's just a joke... Get over it. He makes fun of everyone. Be it race, culture or size. Besides, even if he did disrespect a fan, it's just one. He still has over a few million more fans.

[gamer41100]

fuckin hell a midget lol

[zoso1234]

This guy is fucking hilarious!

[Kumailh]

squishy squashy squishy squashy

[MISTERGRAFIK714]

hahahahahahahahaha "u gettin cold buddy? your nuckles are gettin hard"

russell is hilarious!!!

[bloodyAXE112]

look this was funny... i did laugh, but it was pretty offensive! ill be honest

[Seniarth]

well.. if you look at previous shows of Russell peters he makes fun of all the cultures in the world, including his own and all the different people he encountered in his life

and your missing the basic point

its comedy ! the purpose is to laugh

[zareen1980]

I think that was rude....poor midgets

[rsmithlal]

actually, I agree that this isnt that funny.

[tonmaster2]

@rsmithlal ya you're right. its hilarious!!!

[crazyalaa]

look i am a big fan of russell, but this was offensive and not funny. What is wrong with a "midget"?, this wasn't funny!!!!

[musicstuffer]

Hahaha funnnnnny

[rasaecnai]

"It's like their skin thought they are gonna be taller, and then their bones said 'Aww fuck it'"

LOL

[sukebokk]

infestedbigmac is probably a midget lol

[JennylovesMJ]

lol.

[ForzaIV]

Fuck this is hilarious haha.

[sssaaahhiill]

lol:holy fuck a midget!!

[bluecloud434ever]

funniest shit ever

[firegirl1996]

lmao

[TheMetalCurtain]

yeah right his BIGGEST fan hahaha

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

I love Russel Peters!

[lalee33]

he reminds me of seth rogen...

[pencid]

for the tone of the voice?... yeah pretty similar. for the skills?.... noooo way...

[starfox15]

he was about to say nipples got hard in the end but he changed it to knuckles

[SevenFaith129]

@starfox15 no shit, sir.

[xxAznxAngelxx]

lool i think its cos he said the hand felt like a tit so he was thinkin bout that when he was sayin it to the guy..

[Cressida21]

Funny shit :)

[Cressida21]

I agree

[xjamaicanxdollx]

oh my god i havent laughed this hard in FOREVER ive seriously got tears rolling down my face this is soooo funny!

[supertrex2]

means u need to go outside more. hermit ur too serious with ur life

[PatrioT6611]

"the bones were like : nah fuck it" rofl xD

[raygreene]

felt like a tit!! ROFL

[kakarot453]

HOLY FUCK A MIDGEt...ooh nvm ROFL

[eggamoobymuffin]

calm down oompa loompa's, its a joke. learn to laugh at yourselves

[Kainthemain]

that was funny. Its just jokes. No need for people to get offended.

[buddypokekid]

@Kainthemain Your comment sucks! Be offended! :P just JOKING

[ash2060]

This the 1 time I'm not laughing along with rusell.

[ash118832]

dont be a woosee..relax a lil .learn to live a lil....the guy haz the ballz to say it out loud to your face,,instead off fakin the shit out of life..which is prebably wat most ppl do....its just that hez sayin it straight out...u have got to calm down..... life too short to live by fuckin rules.... :p

[hassanfarooqi]

@ash2060 True. This was the first time I did not laught with RP.

[KarthikSoun]

Bad part about Russel Peter is that he is giving ammo to other people to make fun of us! this chinese girl on youtube is calling me curry!! Lol.. wat do i do!! :(

She forgot chinese food means, eatting stuff that crawls on the floor, like worms, incest, snakes, they eat it right of the floor and they call me curry..!lol. wat a bitch she doesnt know who she is messing with! : D

[Kr4zyAc3]

Hey both of our races eat good yet ugly looking shit lol I should know im chinese too shes either kidding or ignorant

[screenflicker1]

Don't be calling any race ugly, because that is not true. Beauty is subjective. Secondly, our attraction to certain people just is our gene's way of recognizing healthier people of the opposite sex and recognizing them as potential mates for our offspring. Once you understand this game of nature and remind yourself about this each time you see a good looking woman/man, you will start seeing more and more of what is inside them rather than outside.

[Kr4zyAc3]

I never said that I said some are god you take things really offensive

[Lazymewe]

chinese food isn't eating worms, snakes and insects...you curry bastard :)

[Lazymewe]

chinese food isn't eating worms, snakes and insects...you curry bastard :)

[screenflicker1]

I enjoy being made fun of. to me whoever doesn't will suffer in life. I say you start calling yourself curry, what is wrong with curry?

[KarthikSoun]

thanks man, i can understand that but wont we end up like the blacks who keep calling themselves as nigger?! wouldn't we end up as stereo typed?

[screenflicker1]

There is nothing wrong with being called a nigger, if you don't add the negative meaning to it. Nigger, the roots of which are in the word Negro, just means black. And if one black person is calling the other black person black, what is wrong with it? And for that matter, there is nothing wrong with a white person calling the black person nigger either! However, calling an indian curry is equivalent to calling an american hamburger. Stererotype or not, I wouldn't care about any of this!

[KarthikSoun]

hhmm.. ya thats something i learnt in my teenage years, from a street thug..! :D its better to laugh at yourself harder when others make fun of u.. it renders everything harmless.. i some how forgot about that on the way and took my self-image too seriously and that caused a lot of anxiety of being judged... its really a stupid thing to be serious...

ru a indian too? whr ru frm?

[screenflicker1]

Karthik, "are you an Indian" and "where are you from" are two different questions, to me. And so there are two different answers. I am from India, but I am not an Indian. And for that matter, I am not an american or japanese or chinese. I don't think any of us is. I wrote a poem a while ago which will answer the question.

[KarthikSoun]

i can understand what you mean.. i dont want to identify to any nation but the Indian ness come out in me.. i get defensive if someone abuses my country, its hard to get de-brainwashed becoz even if u want to be liberal and open heated thr r so many around you who peddle redicilious narrow minded ideas that feels threatening that you hv to take side.

I too wrote a poem on those line some time back.. I put that on my blog.

[screenflicker1]

I faced the same challenge, but am getting better with it with time. I just try to remind myself each time I feel hurt or proud about India. Good to meet someone on here that is more awakened then most I have met! Keep it up

[KarthikSoun]

well nice to meet u too, i tried posting my poem yesterday but youtube did not allow it. I like your poem to, its like that song in my profile by Bulla shah sung by Rabbi Sheergill.

[screenflicker1]

i wish i could read your poem..

[screenflicker1]

I am from India, but India is not my country

I live in America, but America is not my country

I understand English but English is not my language

I speak Hindi but Hindi is not my language

I was born in a Jain family, but Jainism is not my religion

I live on planet Earth, planet Earth is my nation.

I am a human being, humanity is my language.

I am an individual, INDIVIDUALITY is my religion.

[KarthikSoun]

To whom does these words belong.

Not to me, not to thee, nor not to anyone that be.

Words bring pleasure and pain to only the ones who dont see.

You follow not leaders or holy books but words that they seed.

Words you can not see, words thats all there is in thee.

I am not the one that speaks, nor the one that seeks.

I am not of any beloveds own, nor of the earths sweet furn.

There is none like me, not now or ever to be.

Just words that pass by, nay they are not me.

[screenflicker1]

nevermind..Thanks for posting. Nice poem!

[KarthikSoun]

y? Ru jealous tht my poem is better thn urs.. Typical indian mentality.. Lol.. : D

[screenflicker1]

I know you are joking, but what made you say I was jealous?

[Ocean3589]

@screenflicker1 aw that is so nice.God bless you :)

[screenflicker1]

@Ocean3589 Ocean thanks! But there's no God. Hope you realize that

[Ocean3589]

@screenflicker1 I wish more ppl would say that! Religion is what's causing so many problems all over the world especially in the middle east.

[DeepakPawndU]

@screenflicker1 agreewith you. its all a sham.

[srouji95]

russell peters is the funniest man ever

[rubyfirelover]

so manny haters commenntinngg..

its a joke.. juss chill the fuck out ..

[daisygal86]

oh lighten up pple.... its just a joke... he is damn good at wat he does. he makes jokes wit all races... end of the day is it goin to cause damages... those wit great sense of humor cAN take his joke... those who dun.... chill out u are missin out on the fun

[jackbliss]

God what an asshole Russell Peters is. That midget was a fan of his and THIS is how he insults him on stage about his physical appearance. Not to mention the millions who suffer from dwarfism out there. NOT funny! >:-(

[fir3d3m0n1]

You DO know that he's just making it up???

He's not saying it ACTUALLY happened.

He's a comedian for God's sake.

Maybe there was a midget he saw among his fans and he just thought of the joke or smething.

Just cos he SAYS it's truth doesen't mean it really is

[screenflicker1]

@fir3d3m0n1 he says that it actually happened in the begining

[nzb35]

Why does everyone hate it when these kinds of jokes are told. Im German, and I dont want anybody to say "I'm also part German" because comeon 12% German is not German, but whenever somebody does a German joke or horrible German accent or makes remarks that all Germans are nazis everyone laughs and noboy cares about the German people and how they feel so all I have to say is lighten up and take it for a joke if it hurts you emotionally dont watch it and dont post anything end of story.

[zerox505]

for god sakes he makes fun of everyone you fucking pusssy, heck he made fun of deaf people and i bet you were laughing your ass of it, son of a bitch.

[jackbliss]

If I didn't like this what makes you think I liked him making fun of the deaf girl you moron! God you fan boys supporting EVERYTHING makes me SICK! I admit Russell Peters is highly talented and funny at times but some of his material disgusts me.

So STOP replying to my comments with hatred and abusive words! It's MY point of view. LIVE with it!! >:(

[zerox505]

jesus christ..

[reload195]

biggest fan??? lol jk

[Naode333]

what does he say at 2:31?

[Falafax]

at 2:06 or 2:04 you can hear in the background a lady says "We're going."

[calvingmail]

He shudnt make fun of physical characteristics but its funny...LOL

[screenflicker1]

he says that in the begining, no matter how deplomatic you are you find midgets funny. Its human to find unusual things funny. That is why the indian accent is funny to a westerner. Its just unusual. He's just being honest!

[Smartgirlsona]

I agree! Hell, I'm Indian and I love imitations of the Indian accent!! =)

[ychandra737]

low five..lol hahahahah

[25jafir]

haha im your biggest fan! haha hello buddie!

Low five

[MultiDragonKid]

i tottaly agree

[hasinthawk]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SebSk]

haha, how come he didn't comment the midget saying he was his BIGGEST fan?!

If he's his biggest fan then I wonder how small the other ones are:p

[DaichisMonkeyGirl]

It goes without being said.

[serenity1234509]

Wonder if he's still his biggest fan....

[rachybaby72]

I'm sure he still is.

[cherry0madness]

Hee hee, can't believe that the description is so "politically correct" for a Russel Peters video!!

[KillJoy2500]

you must be a midget

[albertcmc18]

LOL

[koolzainski]

LOL!!!! ur knuckles r getting hard...

[edgetripper]

haha.. he almost came to say nipples..

"Your nip...knuckles r getting hard!!"

[man480251]

true

[JALISA7]

rofl

[zlivuk89]

the moment you see him you say holly fuck a midget! lol :DDDDD

[Dzareel]

He russel I'm your biggest fan! ROFL..

[meluzzi32]

i agree

like him

but this went too far

[kramer3d]

stfu

[cocacola20000]

Stfu

[civver3]

Uhh, yeah. Cool story bro.

[Shiranaru]

Wow. I bet you had an orgy with a group of dyslexic guillain barré patients the next night?

[akamola]

No, I had one with your mom !!!!!!!!

[closetneko]

.... How old are you?

[jesse22266]

aww are you a midget? :l

[akkitkd]

hahahaha!!

[chad3225698]

I like this guy a lot, but this one went a little too far.

[dietroll]

LMAO

[FrancesGeraldine]

wow.

idk I like russel but this is borderline cruel

[phenomenonk]

ervin is a midget!!!

[karishmaxx]

i swear downn this 1 is the jokest 1 ive seen ( n ive seen all of them ) :P

[davedewolfe1988]

Anyone who reads the comment by "stinkyroseboy" (nice name, buddy) should know that we can actually spell in Canada, something that he failed to show, that guy's a dumbass.

[Shiranaru]

Really? I had no idea that mosses really existed. And what is hocky? Is it like Pocky, or is it like curling's retared counterpart. BTW, wtf is a bever?

Learn to spell, placenta face!

[atlass8]

whats the fuck is wrong with u.. u some weird mafacker

[closetneko]

I'm talking about stinkyroseboy's lack of spelling skills

[rachybaby72]

Lol!

[dubbleplus]

I love Russel but it's just that I've got midget friends and guess what, they're just like you and me, not some freak show, but I guess anything goes with comedy, thank god. I'm Puerto Rican and I used to love all those Puerto Rican jokes in the 70's. Get over it, it's just a joke. Comedy makes people forget about the moment. I've got a few Jewish jokes, oh, oh, I forgot, I can be tried as an anti_semite.  Jackie, keep up the good works!

[millard19]

midget hands feel like tits he says hhmmmm - dont mind me im off to go find me a midget

[99knight]

did u find any? LOL

[millard19]

i tried to but they're elusive little buggers got me hands on a dwarf though- i wouldnt recommend it

[ThemeOfMurder]

"Are you getting cold buddie? Your nipp-knuckles are getting hard"

HAHAAHAHAH!!!!

i love this dude

[2007jack1985]

im guessing that bevause of your reaction that you are a midget or a 'small person'. just take it on the chin you primordial chimp.