There shall in that time be rumours of things going a stray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of rafier work base that has an attachement. At this time a man shall lose his friends hammer, and the young will not know where lieth the things posessed by their fathers, that their fathers put there only the night before, about 8 o' clock.
0:00 -1:32 the very sort of drivel that fills most "holy" books...and to think nations are divided,rise and fall,people are maimed,tortured and killed according to the rantings of ancient desert imbeciles.People are castrated,clitorised,circumcised to keep covenants with an invisible semitic sky daddy.Gotta love religion,eh?At least the Pythons made it funny!
"And He shall wield a nine-bladed sword! NINE-bladed! Not two, or five, or seven but NINE!!! Which he shall wield on all wretched sinnersinners just like you, sir, there! And the horn shall be on the head..."
John Cleese's lines at 6:50 were overdubbed in post-production. This was to replace the world 'cunt' (censors didn't like that one), and in its place put 'klutz'.
Terry Gilliam is ...whatever he's supposed to be, with the caked make-up and the loin cloth, basically ranting a very OTT Southern preacher kind of Hellfire and Damnation speech. Then there's the Irish(!) guy doing his thing, and then you have Michael Palin reciting a typically English, rambling, pedantic parable that goes nowhere.
"At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock"
@moonchaser2 Funny how this has happened to me before. Well twice actually. My gramps borrowed my dad hammer, and my dad told me to go find it and I looked everywhere in the garage. Then he gets mad at me?!
"and he shall in this time, the rumors of things going astray and this will be quite a confusion as to where things really are, and no one will really know where lyeth those little things, the sort of rathea work base, that has an attatchment, and at that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lyeth those little things possesed by their fathers that their fathers only put them there just the night before, at about eight 'o' clock...
There shall in that time be rumours of things going a stray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of rafier work base that has an attachement. At this time a man shall lose his friends hammer, and the young will not know where lieth the things posessed by their fathers, that their fathers put there only the night before, about 8 o' clock.
albatros606 2 weeks ago
your weird
jbrothers221 1 month ago
...my nose is knackered.
rl1712 2 months ago
so 240p, we meet again!!
Georgeruby12 2 months ago
do you know the penalty for harbouring a known criminal
no
crucifixion
oh..
ttm559589 3 months ago
Epic Monty Python humor: He just walks away from the spaceship crash then continues the chase where it left off.
crazeeborg 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you think the preacher at 0:13 is an absolute legend LOL
xlntjames 3 months ago
nasty eh?
could be worse
ttm559589 3 months ago
0:00 -1:32 the very sort of drivel that fills most "holy" books...and to think nations are divided,rise and fall,people are maimed,tortured and killed according to the rantings of ancient desert imbeciles.People are castrated,clitorised,circumcised to keep covenants with an invisible semitic sky daddy.Gotta love religion,eh?At least the Pythons made it funny!
teufelstaub 4 months ago
KNOC KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"You haven't given us time ta hide!"
0.o
mjmfigueiredo 6 months ago
Rob Zombie @ 00:19...... lol.
jazzfusionsoul 8 months ago
QUIET!!....silly person!!!!
DrwhoAnimation42 9 months ago 2
"And He shall wield a nine-bladed sword! NINE-bladed! Not two, or five, or seven but NINE!!! Which he shall wield on all wretched sinnersinners just like you, sir, there! And the horn shall be on the head..."
Favorite line
ZillaRocks 9 months ago 2
"Weirdo."
"Big nose."
"WATCH IT!"
BellaCullen325 9 months ago 2
"At least you're out in the open air!"
O_o ".....you're weird!"
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bayview05 11 months ago
oh you lucky bastard
thomas242007 11 months ago
pinacle of an intellectual comedy.
jazzfusionsoul 11 months ago
John Cleese's lines at 6:50 were overdubbed in post-production. This was to replace the world 'cunt' (censors didn't like that one), and in its place put 'klutz'.
Nogli 1 year ago
Bert...this bloke won't 'aggle!
WON'T 'AGGLE?
SkinnedBabiesinSalt 1 year ago
I love how they all play multiple parts, and it doesn't matter a bit.
Lightmane321 1 year ago
you haven't given us time to hide!
tabguy14 1 year ago
3 people lost their friend's hammer.
cjc813 1 year ago
I love John Cleese so much :D
nufsaid321 1 year ago
Dont worrry youv'e not seen the last of us....werido
615Deathdealer 1 year ago
5:51 Best qoute ever!
Mangotrond 1 year ago
I love the part with the prophets, anyone else but me notice the first two are sprouting verses from The Book of Revelation?
sillygrl23 1 year ago
"A man shall strike his donkey, and his nephew's donkey."
pensivebosom 1 year ago
Silly person!
My nose is knackered...
xD
gundog95 1 year ago
@ 6:30 BIG NOSE!
Aresftfun 1 year ago
"It is written in the book of Cyril"
AlexisCapri 1 year ago
Omg that whole haggling scene was perfect.
MMMMTOASTY 1 year ago
Don't worry, you've not seen the last of us, Weirdo!
corenothing 1 year ago
o.m.g i totally love this movie eric idle plays sooooo many different characters
emilly6832 1 year ago
Shut up bignose.
cnavaro88 1 year ago
That first guy sounded like Ian Paisley!
PhilipPorter 1 year ago
i love the haggling part
iarewanthungry 1 year ago
"its worth 10!"
"but you just gave it to me for nothing!!"
oh god this is just hilarious
mikado0987 1 year ago
2:59 SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
padookieking 1 year ago
Lol love the boring prophet!
Me110c 1 year ago
"...my nose is knackered- what d'you want?" =D
ThePinkPerson 1 year ago
Brian's face at 2:59 is awesome.
lisambofoh 1 year ago
It was voted best film ever. 1st in the top 50
cloudotchi 1 year ago
The worlds best film
kristenarve 1 year ago
"sit down. have a scone. make yourself at home... YOU KLUTZ!!!"
ooooooooh i LOVE it!
Dalena90 1 year ago
Crucifixion's a doddle
SupremeKingDan 2 years ago 3
I think I lost my friend's hammer. Crap the prophecy is coming into fruition!
d2eux 2 years ago 5
The third orator (Michael Palin's) is HILARIOUS!!
orkavorn 2 years ago 6
Hilarious, and the most accurate. *lol*
Bobzeaux 2 years ago
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d2eux 2 years ago
you haven't given us time to hide
jakemandujano1414 2 years ago 2
after that many soldier searching the area they still haven't seen the hiding people
101lichking101 2 years ago
lol, brian, sounds irish
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
"Silly person
your wierd
DONT WORRY you avent seen the last of us... weirdo" =P lol
FunkyGal7 2 years ago
Brian is running like he has explosive diarrhea.
lisambofoh 2 years ago
a man will strike his donkey, and his nephew's donkey
letskillyoko 2 years ago 11
tele-evangelists !! :))
anisete46 2 years ago 2
7:16-7:19
xxxxxxDDDDDDD
GameReviewsAreBad 2 years ago
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GameReviewsAreBad 2 years ago
"A friend shall lose his friend's hammer."
sianisit 2 years ago 6
silly person
lwhitham86 2 years ago
i luv dat!!!
FunkyGal7 2 years ago
"Yey, it is written in the Book of Cyril..."
Actually my favourite scene in the whole film.
Terry Gilliam is ...whatever he's supposed to be, with the caked make-up and the loin cloth, basically ranting a very OTT Southern preacher kind of Hellfire and Damnation speech. Then there's the Irish(!) guy doing his thing, and then you have Michael Palin reciting a typically English, rambling, pedantic parable that goes nowhere.
Something oddly charming about it.
And it still happens today!!
Titanium0X 2 years ago 13
Shows religion for what it really is.
Global brainwashing for feeble minds.
sidensvans67 2 years ago 2
ROFL the alien part was so fucking random
Drsatan9 2 years ago 4
"You haven't given us time to hide"
Pizzachu1 2 years ago 3
could be worse..... .... could be stabbed
kblflivingston 2 years ago 3
QUIET! SILLY PERSON!
TheWelshLuke 2 years ago 5
TEN? Are you trying to insult me? Me, with a poor dying grandmother? TEN?!?!?!??!
phxsns1 2 years ago 3
i find it too funny that the Google Ad on this page as the movie plays is for Scientology. Ironic
SonyBaby1 2 years ago 7
@SonyBaby1 its davy boy getting his 4 shekels in dont be surprised if an e-meter turns up, lol
herself666 1 year ago
Atheists FTW!!
ArrogantAtheist 2 years ago
My legs are old and bent,
My ears are grizzled,
Yes?
I'm just a poor old man,
(Didn't hear the next bit lol)
My nose is knackered.
BabyDollBellamy 2 years ago 6
"Quiet!.........silly person" hahahah
nea3sse 2 years ago 2
"Found this spoon sir!"
"Well done sargent!"
notacommunist 2 years ago 83
"You haven't seen the last of us...Weirdo" "Big nose." "Watch it"
bobeatsmonkeys 2 years ago 6
This always makes me laugh so hard...just classic
(1:11)
"At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock"
moonchaser2 2 years ago 67
@moonchaser2 YES!!! SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!
Entwistle54 1 year ago
@moonchaser2 i don't follow :/
ieatpaste13 1 year ago
@ieatpaste13 He's supposed to be a prophet, but he's just talking complete shit. He's clearly making it all up as he goes along.
There is an implication in there somewhere, but I'll leave that to you lol.
l3awl3ag 1 year ago
@moonchaser2
Beware of false prophets.
shanghaibenny2 1 year ago
@moonchaser2 hahahaha yea.. i cried on that part funniest thing ever!! especially cause he only has on listener.
swlovesvegans 1 year ago
@moonchaser2 Funny how this has happened to me before. Well twice actually. My gramps borrowed my dad hammer, and my dad told me to go find it and I looked everywhere in the garage. Then he gets mad at me?!
jaknife99 11 months ago
1:07.......not much has changed! a snake oil salesman around every corner!! Prophets-R-Us !!
acerb45666555 2 years ago 3
'whadda ya mean no,no,no? your supposed to haggwl!'
lol!
alalia111215 2 years ago 2
Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 years ago
"and he shall in this time, the rumors of things going astray and this will be quite a confusion as to where things really are, and no one will really know where lyeth those little things, the sort of rathea work base, that has an attatchment, and at that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lyeth those little things possesed by their fathers that their fathers only put them there just the night before, at about eight 'o' clock...
that's brilliant.
communiqation 2 years ago 6
I love the prophets.
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
Lol "A man shall strike his donkey, and his nephews donkey..."
BlitzHavenDirEnGrey6 2 years ago 2
"ten-for-that-you-must-be-mad"
0Charlotte666 2 years ago 2
"Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!
Tareltonlives 2 years ago 2
"You haven't given us time to hide"
Genius!
Arrested101 2 years ago 4
QUIET!.....silly person...
Anyone else noticed that there are fewer soldiers leaving the apartment than entering it? I guess some of them got lost in there...
biggles1111 2 years ago 6
it is written in the book of cyril LOL
snipergoth 3 years ago
"You haven't given us time to hide."
xZippy38 3 years ago 3
ha ha
Blugius 3 years ago
LOL. "Silly person."
MP.<3
lafilledebeatles3 3 years ago 5