Metro 2033 - What Happens if you pay the Prostitute

[denisargturbo]

i thought he got raped

[xelbaga1987]

@denisargturbo lol..best comment ever

[MrJVasquez69]

thiats bullshit i spend 20mins looking for her and didnt find her

[MangoesMore]

@MrJVasquez69 did you check the kitchen? :D

[MrJVasquez69]

@MangoesMore omg ofcourse!! the kitchet!! thats were girls supposed to be ;D lol jk and no i didnt check i guess

[wheatgrinder762by54]

what actually happened there was there some other guy in there that knocked you out?

[emmanuel94e]

lol know i am very glad i didn't go with her:) i like always wondered what happpened if you whent with her:(

[AeonDeity]

I paid her, didn't bother reloading.. wah.

[CaptainCharb12345]

Lesson Learned : Never close your eyes if a whore asks you too.

[SollingDown]

in the german version she isnt there! O_O

[yerzh375]

in Soviet Russia bitches fuck you!

[mindblower657]

kill da bitch

[Lukfoolery]

i Lol'd pretty hard

[Luisitossj4]

I wouldnt close my eyes. I just grab her ass and begin showing her why i paid :3

[collinsjason95821]

lol i rember did that thankfully i was using a cheat trainer and got all my money back

[hl2izawsum]

make it short? make it damn? MAKE IT CHYORT!

[vexun11]

How the hell did you get this? Is this a mod for metro 2033?

[N1Splinter]

0:59 this laughing is so great hahaha 0:59

[limpbizkit85]

Fucking whore ))))))))

[TheVixxix]

haha,I hope you are not so naive in rl,lol,haha<<<, :D

[uraharachan]

luckily im not bump into that prostitute.. if i managed to realized that bitch, i would be end up being robbed too.. haha..

[GunnerTitanium]

I am so happy to save my money during that point, i was like "should i??, eh i'll just save my money" then i saw this video 2hrs later, happy i didn't

[LateralusDSOTM]

I don't remember this part of the game at all...

[ngilford1]

i woulda killed that guy

[jonassx100]

This is what u will get for being Horny

[bOycHiLL87]

That prostitute trick the main character?

[FlowSense544]

damn bitch...

[OrionXchange]

hahhahahahahahahaahahahahaha ! 

[LoneSniperSG]

Was worth it.

[saloei]

this is the same shit they used in Stalker 2: getting ROBBED of your belongings and cash! These guys are from the developer group who did STALKER pc game. There's a scene where you get robbed by one of the factions. Your given the chance to get all back - minus the money

[112cla50]

the ending was indeed EPIC

[jcodym13]

"Her ass packs a punch"

[alcrd]

Good i had only 3 bullets left with me.. sheesh

[axelSpringerRUS]

Poor Artyom - will never lose his virginity...

[tvhtvhtvh666]

@axelSpringerRUS you dont know, lots of guys in those metros you know...

[RKO1994]

this reminds me of the movie hostel

[TheGsharpMajor]

thanks for uploading this! now i don't have to do it. :D

[jamesfish05]

Can you go back and kill the bitch?

[NoMan931]

xD

[muffinmad]

Bitches and whores

[MusicManiac2k9]

WTF! WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?! HAVING THE WEIRDEST DEJA VU RIGHT NOW!

[Iggy82xl]

@MusicManiac2k9

The end is an homage to a scene in Double Impact movie with Van Damme, where he plays twin brothers. In it one brother comes onto a chick, when he turns around he sees a guy that looks like him with a cigar in his mouth, who promptly takes it out and says "Hi", followed immediately with a headbut.

[APAKane]

That's a stupid scam. Wouldn't your victims just come back and kill you?

[TheeDucks]

@APAKane they vanish afterwards

[TheRaymond1245]

Id find amd kill her and stab the shit out of the guy with glasses

[islekid96]

I used to pay prostitutes, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[jsh020]

@islekid96 just stop it, seriously, that meme was never funny in the first place and there is no originality or variety to it, you cant be clever with it no matter how hard you try, just let it die,

This meme about the fucking arrow is about as enjoyable as the light saber joke on all shitty spam videos or any jokes about justin bieber's sexuality made by 13 year olds trying to act cool

so ill ask ALL of you making this freaking joke to stop as politely as I can..."SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[islekid96]

@jsh020 Play Skyrim.

[jsh020]

@islekid96 no i get the joke, i know where it came from, its still one of the laziest and overall unfunny memes ever.

[sco0100]

@jsh020 i used to take the piss out of justin bieber then i took an arrow to the knee

[jsh020]

@sco0100 still not funny in the least bit

[MAELKEMANDEN]

@jsh020 I used to give a fuck... then i took an arrow to the knee.

[phx4everCZ]

@jsh020 you shut the fuck up

[jsh020]

@phx4everCZ truly you must be a credible intellectual companion for this conversation "shut the fuck up" is such a compelling and mature reply, you must have really thought that reply over that's why it took you took 19 hours to reply which is impressive cause that reply must have required 29 hours at the very least

My hat is off to you sco0100, you have touched my heart with you beautiful and ahead of your time comment never have i heard such a beautiful remark since the arrow to the knee meme

[Lonnie23345]

II would have to hunt her and goggles down after something like that.

[byerscm]

what a shame

[TitanticIndustries]

I use to bang prostitutes... then i took an arrow in the knee

[Chinatownsoverseer]

You may have not gotten any action with the prostitute... But atleast you got some with a doll... "squeak, squeak"

[Bartolica94]

@Chinatownsoverseer made me laugh haha

[ltsang23]

u got robbed. I did do any of that. I just went through with the game. I didn't know what to do at first. Great game in the end

[frankperryrubia]

Does matter, had no sex.

[jack62027]

You know what sucks i had 51 bullets i gave her one hoping to get some boobies and then i get robbed and i was like >:C then the next time i gave her one followed her barely into the room then left liek fuck that

[darith27]

hahaha!

[MCGONN]

Well you must admit that is pretty surprising

[AAAlvarez6014]

It's a Trap!!!

[DarthKalia]

*squeak* *squeak*

[serria864]

was expecting her to shoot you and take your shit as a prize

[SolidSnakeBossHound]

4 Guys have fuck by a Prostitute Russia

[jackhammerMean]

I just got robbed! I know! I'll take out my fustrations on this BABY! *squeak* *squeak* YEAH that'll learn you! Fuckin dolls..

[ekimthegib]

"Actually yes, it is a gun"

[HeartPiece4u]

i love this game. ive played through the game about 20 times. i can get through most parts with out even shooting my gun. you do have to kill a few guards with your knife. but getting through without causing an alarm is much more fun. the abandond millitarry bunker was one of my favorite parts. my faveorit parts are when your with some one. but i love this game overall.

[Chrisarowe75]

thats why you kill them before you fuck them

[Scooby80]

shoulda kill the bitch.

[TheFarjack]

can you hunt the bitch down and kill her?

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

Is Fallout Man gonna have to choke a bitch -_-**

[dethtreex]

That was the most amazing way to end the video, by the way.

[USSRDeNriLo]

@dethtreex ahahahaha.....for sure

[FreeButtSex]

Good thing for checkpoints...

[stnwllstv]

Nope, it's not a gun in my pocket.

[kizzer134]

lol

PROSI; why are you carrying a gun inside with you.......

Me: always use protection.......

[sgtzero1337]

close your eyes so you don't see the big man going to rape your virgin ass

[khamzat95]

muahha big surpris

[11strelokfan1000]

In the Russian-dubbed version, her voice is much sexier and more convincing!

[MrSharo21]

in Soviet Russia...

...you dont fuck prostitutes...prostitutes fuck YOU

[vexx4111]

@MrSharo21 AND THAT MAKES SENCE BOTH WAYS LOL

[MrSharo21]

@vexx4111 more ways than one lol

[tetris1556]

@MrSharo21 Shut up you sucker plain disgrace of all living Americans fat motherfucker!

Your fucking morons nation!

[unknownunkownunkown]

@tetris1556 someone please translate this gibberish

[MrSharo21]

@tetris1556 no sense of humor bro? or have no idea about the "In Soviet Russia..." meme?

[Dragonmike2690]

@tetris1556 umad bro?

[WeaponXSigma]

@tetris1556 LMFAO who pissed in your cereal?

[tetris1556]

@MrSharo21 hit hard pervert

[grekodave]

fucking stupid ass game.i should of watched this first fuck owell

[MadxGam3r]

@grekodave This is one of the greatest games of our generation. Step off.

[grekodave]

@MadxGam3r looks shitty..i havent even downloaded it yet..ill give it a try....but i wish i never bought it thoo..

[JUSTfireHD]

@grekodave dude, don't be a perv, play the game normal and it is the best game yuo ever will play

[MyloHase]

cabbage medal!

[MrRockydog4000]

@MyloHase KABBAGE MEDUL! SEENGING PAIPEZ!

[1bearcatf8f]

hey atleast she touches you :P just not in the good way lol

[ayato5200]

this happened to me. glad i saved before doing it. i literally yelled UGH when i got hit >__>

[blackdeamon1928]

when i did this she was like close your eyes and prepare for a suprize....im like

DONT HAVE PENIS!DONT HAVE A PENIS! DONT HAVE A PENIS!

thene thedude is there and im like OH FUCK ITS A MAN

thne he muggs me and im like LULWUT JUST HAPPENED the dude expanes it to me.........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[DannyShaubolo]

"seenging paipes"

[dismemberednecromorf]

captain price?

[jonassx100]

This is what u will get for being Horny !!!

[Palillos1337]

she could atleast fuck him and then mug him!

[kalai131]

he must have caught something.

[Ballira]

@kalai131 Yes. It's called S.I.S. Also known as 'Sexually Induced Stupidity'. x3

[tristanhunter123]

i like what i see

[jiopa]

Apparently in soviet Russia, it's the pimp's who screw you.

[TrancoTechnizer]

@jiopa hehehe, who knows

[Seraficamente]

u take my money but not my gun? bad idea...bad idea...it time for payback nikki! we have some fun together ,me you and my jackknife

[kuikyroje]

@Seraficamente aha?...

[Seraficamente]

u take my money but not my gun? bad idea...bad idea...it time for payback nikki! we have some fun together ,me you and my jackknife

[MartialArtsBeats]

1:17 :D:D

[Thepro98]

i had one bulloet left and paid her, lol dat dude though he will steal all my sheit lol

[veetya92]

in soviet russia

[greenskinorc]

LOL thx for showing us what happens

[MrPredator091]

fucking bitch

[DARKgirafa]

Gets robbed by whore.

Proceeds to stomp squeaky baby.

Epic.

[Hrcy007]

Even this problem has a solution!

Just "Load Checkpoint" xD!

[theoriginalbensteele]

the squeaky thing made me laugh loads

[EnhancedSlowMo]

fucking slut, I wish you could kill the bitch later on.

[tixar123g]

now THATS a rough night

[tavi921]

i first thought that he gets laid, gets infected by AIDS and dies o.O

[renburg33]

id laugh if she said "Me so hornnyy baby, me love you loonggg timee"

[laruspener]

look at the shadow on the wall at 1:05 someone is sucking a cock there hahahaha

[prorogue1]

shoot that damn pedofile

[MrGemod]

she sounds alot more sexy in the russian version

[skiIler]

THE BITCH!!!

[TheFatBastard89]

Alot like reality, least they got that part accurate lol

[Pahvilaatikko15]

The first time i played Metro 2033 and saw this prostitute, i just knew that she wasn't up to any good.

[Tophawtdog4411]

@Pahvilaatikko15 same with most games besides GTA

[phillipicus]

@Pahvilaatikko15

are prostitues ever up to any good?

[Xebioz]

I would so fucking like to shove a grenade down that prick's throat (talking about the asshole who's like "that's what you get you dumbass hahaha". Well you know what bitch? You get something for being an ass as well >:D)

[Steilhandgranate]

The last 4 seconds are epic... xD

[Handrack]

That's hilarious lol. I didn't even know there was a prostitute.

[trabuco9]

i was thinking the suprise was a dick, but this is as good.

[OutlawSouljah89]

Atleast he didn't sneak up from behind!

[Pearlharbor350]

You can never trust a girl in stockings I swear!

[IkbenIkbenAnders]

Thumbs up if you never paid the prostitute because you already knew it was a waste of money, and you are now watching this because you wanted to find out what happens.

[BigMek456]

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU-

[PETERBILT281DUEL]

Artyom :"well I didn't laid but at least i found this rubber doll"

[TheNatasha44]

The best part was the squeaking XD

[Zardul]

SECRET BUTT FUN

[qeizen]

Atleast she didn't have a dick!

[Hionimi]

@qeizen No, but still it can be said..... It's a trap! :O

[shoopdawoop32]

@qeizen OR DID SHE?

[player6661998john]

lol, she sounds like a retarded person.

[somerandomutewb]

@player6661998john ignorant

[dethskullcrusher]

And thats why masturbation is the best option... when you ar alone of course...

[UshiromiyaReiji]

I fucking love how he says "You dumbass!" and laughs after that.

[AVGNNUMBER1FAN2]

I love how that douche in the glasses is like,""YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT."

[MLBson9]

i saw this before i started playing the game but i did it anyways lol. i didnt no u get robbed tho...

[Ethanrobinson99]

i found it funny at the end when you stepped on the doll and it made a squeking sound

[KhaosofCall]

the doll part was the funniest

[outcast1298]

artyum got pwned.

[LegendProductions111]

thumbs up if you knew something wouldnt go right but her boobs were intoxicating :)

[Konnomaki]

I laugh when u was standing on that doll

[Zenosable]

I never trusted those kinds of girls.

[doggyhand12]

that squeaking baby at the end just summed it all up

[TesArena]

0:35 OH YEAH!!!

[gonzalez108]

Thatch happened to me once

[Fong459]

lol



[feefee290000155]

I'd restart and kill the bitch. -_-

[Enigma457]

I don't get it... What happened? O.o

[yurikolovsky]

@Enigma457 you get punched and lose all your money

[sammylauncher123]

phew glad im watch this :3

[6Prosthetics]

lol

[6Prosthetics]

lol

[6Prosthetics]

lol



[ShedskinTalon]

Some people call them Demons. I call them bitches.

[STALKERBooka]

xD