Life Alert Saves Rachel From Burglars

[zachmasterzach]

"In 20 years we have never failed to chase away an intruder...because we have never tried."

[AwYeahBabe]

Old people operating computers... There's no hope for Rachael. :\

[Thinkfree70]

clearly this isn't the 70s because the 1970s wouldn't be this cheesy

[MrBranchFreeman]

Press 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, then 9 for the short version!

[TheGmac123]

you heared a loud noise CALL THE COPS!!!!!!!HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!!! oh it was just my cat....

[tapioca9809]

Why is everyone yelling?!!

[ejectorerector]

old guy: "i'm going to pervert mode!"

[bobslydog]

The life Alert company loves to play god -_-

[ZX2ManDave]

Rachel is so Fugly that all she really had to do was flash that face at the robbers and it would have scared them off.

[lurch321]

I think Rachel is a guy in drag.

[Iamrandom1997]

acting. so bad.

[Technosaurex]

I like how they can look in on your home and say things to you whenever you want.

And I love how the burglars do exactly as he says, they aren't go to fuck around with that guy.

[snickerdoodle66669]

-The intruders are gone Rachel you're safe!

-Thank u batman!

[snickerdoodle66669]

Her acting sucks big time

[chafenhimer]

great acting

[coldbarefeet]

she is staring off into space until the guy says her name. "rachel, are you all right?" she decides to start acting. "no, i heard a loud noise!..."

[KhakiBlueSocks]

@coldbarefeet LOL! You are so right! She just looks off into the distance until the HAL 9000 representative finishes talking.

[MrSensualLettuce]

Some wild Burglars appear....

Rachel uses Life Alert....

Its supper effective!

[MrOhjames]

Once again Lester has saved the day!

[ZX2ManDave]

Rachael is so fugly she could scare the burglars off with her looks. 

[Tippy2forU]

@ZX2ManDave:Damn! LOL!

[comrade127]

"Im really scared i heard a loud noise"

"We're sending the police"

"Ah man there on to us, lets get out of here"

*burgalers leave*

"The intruders are gone rachel"

*Police enter house*

"I heard the noise again"

"This is LifeAlert, get the fuck out"

Police "LifeAlert is being a piece of shit, lets get out of here!"

[MrPhilliesfan18]

Old man : rachel i just "saved" you you have to suck my old wrinkly dick now

Rachel: im so glad i have life alert

[The501stLego]

I hate the way she says "I'm REALLY scared" at 0:13. It's so annoying.

[dziezywiec]

oh fuck its lifealert what a bunch of badasses

[NickyNick227]

I wouldn't be surprised if they just kept going up the stairs and clubbed the bitch.

[shinoluvah]

"I'm going to video and audio mode"

Like he's all high tech and shit.

[policedylan]

they shoot the camera and grandpa walks away. then they rape the girl. hard.

[macychick]

Why couldn't she just pick up her phone and dial 911?

[shinoluvah]

Who the fuck is afraid of Life Alert?

[policedylan]

@shinoluvah old people

[kalmkilla]

Man i was hoping they were gonna rape her

[LoboFan1000]

@kalmkilla yeah they would totally do that in a commercial thats on cartoon network and nickelodeon

[RayManzarekGod]

@EarWax0 Haha oh alright lol. Life Alert is epic.

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

Grandpa: This is Life Alert. Rachel, are you alright? :)

Rachel: NO I HEARD A LOUD NOISE I'M REALLY SCARED!!!!!!

Grandpa: Well, SOMEone had their period today! Fuck you Rachel, you didn't have to be such a bitch about it!

Grandpa (to the burglars) SHE'S UPSTAIRS, THE FIRST ROOM ON THE RIGHT!, MAKE SURE TO TAKE HER TV TOO!

[ricochet188]

Oscar nominee right there.

[RayManzarekGod]

That is NOT from the 70's, The PC has Windows XP!

[ricochet188]

@RayManzarekGod Re read the info bar.

[RayManzarekGod]

@ricochet188 Oops LOL

[brenchtoast44]

Are there camera in her bathroom by chance...in the shower area?

[TheBackwardReality]

Its completely setup like a porno. The Music. The Acting. The Cops.

[MrNDSteinbach]

Thank you creepy old man!

[89horizon]

What if the robber(s) are deaf?? Score 1 for me!

[TheIceGunner]

why couldn't she just call 911?

[HerbertHKohl]

@TheIceGunner Why wouldn't she get out of bed at some point?

[MrOhjames]

@TheIceGunner Cause she had fallin and couldn't get up is my guess.

[almightyfargoth]

How many people think the music sounds like something from a John Carpenter film? I can't be alone in this.

also fuck Life Alert.

[BrainFreezeism]

The guy in the green ran like he was about to shit his pants.

[BJORT]

Right....

[LostSpartan16]

i heard a loud noise and im scared!!!!! ROFLOL

[MileyCyrusIsSoHott]

hahahaha!

[mustang1984]

if thats all it takes im just gonna record my own message and play it if i hear "a loud noise"

[anonymousmxcn]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[supersimsboy]

why would the guy tell the robbers that police is coming!

[peeweecee]

Wow that is some BAD acting.  It's almost as bad acting as on the Magic Bullet commercials-lol!

[DobermansRock]

Want to have some fun? Buy a gun.

[TzarNicholas2]

- but you failed to make a decsent ad...

[hahacheesecake]

shes wearing her ring on her middle finger, one of the burglars is checking out the dvd player, .....and Life alert puts cameras and loud speakers in your house :D

[321WolfLink123]

lolzz :D problem is that he calls her Rachel:

1. how does he know her name, and it's her and not some random person?

2. why does he call her by her first name? shouldn't it be Ms. something-something?

weirdo o.o

[shinoluvah]

Pfft who's scared of Life Alert!

[xSquishyy]

LMFAO. WTF ?

BadActing (x

& they say it like they dont MEAN IT.

[cami725]

no way! in real life they wud've still went upstairs & killed tha bytche!

[Hippiebackoroono]

"i heard a loud noise"

"MAN THE FUCK UP AND STOP RINGING ME AT 2AM YOU STUPID BITCH"

[Bulldogs74840]

what kind of robbers would run away from a haggly old sack of shit saying that this is life alert?

[darkwhitedirewolf]

Why not just hire the Home Alone kid?

[ZX2ManDave]

So, Life Alert puts cameras up all around your house now so some creepy old perv 100 miles away can watch you?

[ChocolateTasteGo0d]

what the hell lol

all she does is stay in her bed

[AnimatorLinden]

roflwaffles!

[thegagugirl]

wow what if it was her dog and there like "this is life alert you have been recorded and detected the police are on thre way" XD

[fraydarkness]

hmm Creepy.... that is wat jigsaw should use....

[orangespriteman]

"Nosss i heard a loud ssound and im really scared"lol omg the sound is gunna kill you

[gjoeyjoe]

"In 20 years, we have never failed to chase away an intruder."

Probably because you never have an intruder because no one buys your crap.

[TheAirForceNinja]

Is there a Life Alert religion? If not, there needs to be. I mean, there's Scientology, right?

[Horrorbuff2]

LMAO at the "NO. I HEARD A REALLY LOUD NOISE. I'M REALLY SCARED"

Burglars would be up there in a flash.

[qtmail]

Even I can act better than that! What an insult to my intelligence LMAO

[vfgjhj]

I love how at the end the guys all in a manly voice like "The intruders are gone Rachel, you're safe" like he's Batman or somethin.

[vfgjhj]

"Rachel we're going to video/audio mode take off your clothes now and stand by the door"

[Neechan1230]

....Doesn't anyone think that creepy old guy could look on you at ANY TIME? D8

[CoolBlueZR1]

I don't want people being able to see inside my house any time they want!

[Goldberg1337]

Lawd, what horrible acting! "I heard a loud noise! I'm really scared!" What if it was just something that fell? Shouldn't she have said "I think there are burglers in my house"? And what criminal invaides a hosue through the front door?!

[mzzzhedison]

0:11 She got a tick!!!

[mzzzhedison]

Fucker! Don't thumb me down. It's about .13 in. I was being polite by putting the marker a little bit ahead! Asshole!!

[daniellechristians]

aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[shion366]

If I were the burglar I'd be like: . . . hay we're just visiting, and I brought a gun and a mask because . . . I wanna surprise her to let her know . . . ah screw this *shoots camera*.

[shion366]

Oh wow, a creepy voice from the sealing, omg he's gonna rape us run!!!!

[7Italiaaaaaaaa]

hahahahaha

[DarkAngel174]

Obviously its not in the 70's. The computer the man uses doesnt look very old. It just seems like its in the 70's because of the bad quallity and VERY poor acting. Once of the worst acting ive ever seen.

[NichtOliver]

Yeah, 0:18 , he's running Windows XP.

[demondarkhorse]

70s my ass, this shit was filmed two weeks ago.

[Wurmplepenguin1]

Bad actor

[iambunnyboy]

lol 20 Years and this is in the 70's lol so... no point using it and wouldn't they be able to see you in the shower? lol lol lol

[xnrcsx]

"in 20 years we have never failed to chase away an intruder"

that's vague enough to use.

[hindusanta123]

i would laugh if the burglars said "fuck it", kept on stealing, went upstairs, and killed her. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[titanicdbog]

haha

[godzillamoviesrule]

I would take the cops some time anyway.

[titanicdbog]

I Saw this commercial today well yesterday I guess LOL

[RyReds]

life alert is god

[imanerd36]

The life alert guy should be in transformers, he can transform into video and audio mode.

[titanicdbog]

hahahahahaha great comment ;)

[NOSxSk8er]

Ha thats so true.

Bad ass.

:D

[HBG07]

not from the 70s! look at the cop cars.

[HBG07]

Where did that old man get that flat screen computer monitor from? hahaha

[CharmedPrue140]

Old Man: This is Life Alert, Rachel are you alright?

Rachel: (Loudly) NO! I heard a LOUD noise and I'm really scared.

Well Rachel, if you heard a loud noise and your scared the best thing to do is NOT BE LOUD perhaps?

[xnrcsx]

lol..or lay very comfortably in your bed..lol.

seriously, she's scared but she remains laying down..

I guess it's just lazy americans.

maybe they should make a drive thru life alert. lol.

[ataoldotcom]

@CharmedPrue140 i like how she waits for him to finish the intro b4 talking.

[afsnightmare22]

@CharmedPrue140 lmao

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Rachel is a really light sleeper. She wakes up fresh as a daisy and the first thing she grabs in the middle of the night is her little life alert remote control.

"I am switching to video and audio mode"...yeah, why don't you hit Turbo Boost while you're at it.

[tylersuhr]

xDDD

lolololol

[WarrenMI48091]

My favorite part: "I'm going to video and audio mode"

[McPfoot]

I'M REALLY SCCARED SDFSDFDS

[andrewschiffer]

This is Life Alert... You're been detected and recorded, leave immediatly... The police are on the way.

[zachariahthejew]

omg life alert is like jesus

[CubsFan2812]

Scary old man!

[gatorsfan81]

at 0:12 wtf she like has a delay to what the old man asks her :)

[BrainnFreezee]

why is she yelling? lol

[andrewschiffer]

I don't know, she is really scared, seriously.

[awesome14159]

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

[andrewschiffer]

what are you laughing about?

[awesome14159]

hahahah

oh

i thought it was sarcasm

if it was..

that was sarcasm at it's best

if not..

well then

sorry for the laughter!

[andrewschiffer]

Well what is sarcasm?

[Goldberg1337]

What is love? Lady don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

[sadiesykes]

lmfao, fail.

[BlueBari89]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh scary and rachel sounds sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scared

[DropDeadModest]

If this is from the 70's than that last part were it says "For the last 20 years..." They must have has Life Alert back in the 50's then........NOT.

[ipodguru22]

If this is from the 70's then WHY DOES HE HAVE A FLAT PANEL MONITOR?

[arvydas0069]

you can't read can you

[ipodguru22]

Wow. I was agreeing with him.

[arvydas0069]

in the notes it says that its not from the 70's...

[ladiesman0124]

I wonder if the operator "goes to video and audio mode" when Rachel is in the shower.

[ladiesman0124]

He should have told the burglars to wait for the police outside.

[kenneth804]

From the 70's, really? With a Dell *flat screen* monitor. The same ones that come standard with today's Dell computer desktops?

[mercurygrandmarquis1]

dell is just behind on technolgy

[Hannibal2046]

Life Alert, I heard a loud noise, I'm scared!

Oh never mind, Grandpa just tripped over the dog.

[dandyzinc]

HA!

[Christopher2398]

First off all, a person would wisper not yell that thare being robed, that stupit of rachel

[nyr9430]

omg.

holy shite.

i'm dying of laughter.

"help life alert i heard a LOUD NOISE..."

&& i also love love love the loud speaker.

"get out of the house you've been recorded, the police are on the way."

wow. talk about having criminals get away much?

[ltoff]

from the 70s with a flat screen tv?

[commanderx777]

Everything is just fine,don't get out of bed just go back to sleep.The guy is too nice,he should of said "This is life alert,get the f*** out now or I'll blow your brains out" and what is that woman going to do? Throw her life alert button at them if they come into her bedroom?

[mariahcareyfan121]

Ok, umm that was really bad acting!

[rohanb2]

in 20 years, we have never made a decent commercial

[takeflight17]

LOL

[rohanb2]

"no! im really scared!"

pornstars are better actors lmao

[lovesautumn]

This is not from the 70s . It's from the 80s

[Ittecap]

No. The computer the man uses is far too advanced.

[yyk12345]

The cops must be mad at you.

[rookiekf123]

- "Rachel we've chased away the intruder"

- "Thank you"

- Sleep well! Good night lol

[Kooly1]

HAHA OMFG. So every time a raccoon goes through her garbage she calls the fuckin cops?

[Cjl99]

Rachel, for your safety, I'm going to need you go to the stairway and take off your clothes. I need to check you for cysts.

[sethwolin]

ahahaa

[EliotNess4rmWest]

thats a great action he did atleast he could said something better then that and if the buglers were smart they would have still taken something then get out of there quick like hell

[sunnyk5594]

No, I Heard A Loud Noise. I'm Really Scared.

WTF! SHE LOOKS SO SCARED!

LMAO!

[animagusprincess]

LMFAOOO.

[missibucket]

"Believe it or not this ad is not from the 70s."

Are you sure? This is a joke right? lol

[NickBart686]

No shit, there's a flat screen in the living room.

[missibucket]

everyone had one of those in the 70s, along with wiis

[mattcarlin]

It's from the mid 2000s...I know...it's hard to believe, but it's true.

[ILoveFoxz]

XD it's so weird at the beginning when she calls

life alert and the dude is like " are you OK?"

of course shes not OK if shes calling life alert!

[greatsneha]

lol it would be so funny if someone called life alert just to talk, catch up, you know (:

[eraContraband]

LOL!

*big speaker loud voice surrounds the room

"hey uh...rachel. hi its uh lifealert. i mean uh...how ya been huh? ...oh really. oh yeah well uh hows the kids. oh that's good. oh mines? oh uh they're all right. michelle ran away but jake's doing fine. yeah well um tell your husband i said hello. yeah and best regards to your mother. oh...o...ok..okay well yeah you have a good one...o..al..alright alright you too. well okay bye.

[SpeedDemon88X]

No way in hell this is from the 70's. Since when did they have flat screen monitors back then???

[stevejleech]

He said it's NOT from the '70s.

[SpeedDemon88X]

sorry

[BrainnFreezee]

she just wakes up and grabs the thing, no hesitation at all. AND she isn't a senior citizen!

[mosdan914]

"Life Alert, Rachel, are you alright?"

"ZOMGZ I HEARD A LOUD NOISE!!! IM REALLY SCARED!!!"

"HELLO THIS IS GOD, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. NO NOT THE BURGLARS, YOU RACHEL!"

[Tonyrocks5]

hey! you copied my comment

[Tonyrocks5]

Old guy: Rachel are you ok?

Rachel: No I heard a loud noise im realy scared!

Old Guy: Intruders, this is god leave immediatly.

Poorly acted burgaler: aww man [snaps fingers and runs away]

[sunkistman1]

lol

[EnvoyofDarkness]

"LifeAlert, Rachel are you alright?"

"No! I heard a loud noise!"

"Don't worry It's probably all in your head."

[BittenMitten]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YES!!!!

go fuck yourself.

[jimtheperson]

what horrible acting

[muffinChicka385]

wow this is so sad lol

[Silks]

I saw this two days ago and laughed my ass off. The burglars' acting reminded me of some of the old FMV games I played on sega cd. Classic

[juniorhtown]

Old Guy - This is LifeAlert, Rachel, are you alright?

Rachel - "NO!!! I HEARD A LOUD NOISE, IM RESLLY SCARED!! I SURE HOPE THEY DON'T HEAR ME!!!"

[teeny7689]

Where can I find the whole video for this with the old lady in the beginning?

[paigey332]

hahaha next time i hear a loud noise im calling the po-po!

[CubsFan2812]

Having a secure feeling through Life Alert is Ideal

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

Why would someone be alright if they called Life Alert?