What a pretty name...

[RobinsVoyage]

Well.. probably not white girls.. lol.. good video.

[Patrish67]

Nice taste in Gin!!!!! Enjoy!!!!

[justinsanedude]

I just hope nobody names their child JAEGERMEISTER...it's almost as bad as Dane Cook's desire to name his son "Optimus Prime" :-)

[DimensionTornFree]

hahaha what a horrible name.. both of them

[cAsSiEiSwHoIaM]

Lol I love your videos :P

[ECB52282]

If there are little Rednecks named Tanqueray, think of all the little baby Hood-rats running around with names like Alize and Hennessy.

[DimensionTornFree]

I just hope there aren't too many asian kids named Soju and Saki

-Nathan

[rhinohornhooverbag]

Funny you should say that - there actually are women in England (mainly a place called Essex) called "Chardonnay".

[DimensionTornFree]

haha, I think I met a champagne once but I think it was Champayne er something. Some peeps should not have kids...and by some I mean an overwhelming majority.

-Nathan

[rhinohornhooverbag]

Women called Chardonnay usually have peroxide blonde hair, fake tans, fake tits and fake personalities - the only thing they have that's not fake is chlamydia.

If anyone called Chardonnay from Essex is reading this, I'm just pulling your chain - that is, of course, unless your name's Chardonnay from Essex.

That should confuse them long enough so that they forget to send me hatemail.

[DimensionTornFree]

haha!!!

fortunately they usually have really short attention spans due to the painkillers they are addicted to =)

-Nathan

[rhinohornhooverbag]

Nathan - if you can get a soundsystem fitted that's twice as expensive as your car (usually some custom built, souped up Japanese effort with go faster stripes, that sounds like NASA made it but looks tacky as hell) and you can bullshit about how you beat up the cop who stopped you doing wheelspins in a kindergarten playground, then you'll be combing women called Chardonnay out of your pubic hair.

[rhinohornhooverbag]

The only drawback is that one of your friends (with tears in his eyes) might decide to shoot you out of kindness

[DimensionTornFree]

People like that sort don't deserve a death in the style of John Steinbeck(see "Of Mice and Men"). They should get more of a Dean Koontz ending.

-Nathan

[rhinohornhooverbag]

I think you call them ricers, we call them boy-racers (there's tons of them in essex). I think they watch "Pimp my Ride" a couple of times and suddenly think they're better car designers than Enzo Ferrari. Essex is a hilarious zoo in case you're wondering - i'd recommend it to any tourist if they want a good laugh (it's not a dangerous place, it's just funny)

[DimensionTornFree]

I'll have to check it out.

Yeah I think we call 'em ricers here, may vary tho.

-Nathan

[dzlzrd]

If you use grapefruit juice, and salt the rim of the glass, you've got yourself a "Salty Dog". You (almost) can't go wrong with free booze, though I rarely drink. Were you out on Stickam all buzzed? Hehehe

[DimensionTornFree]

You know what they say "Don't drink and Stickam"

wow you guys have the recipe's. With friends like you at least I'll be sophisticated.

C'ya in Stickamistan!

-Nathan

[Pipistrello]

lol Nathan's buzzed. Nice. We used to make Philly waterice with tangueray, sugar and lemons. Great stuff.

[DimensionTornFree]

hmmm I got some lemon juice around the house, sounds interesting.

-Nathan

[Lateralist]

Well I guess when they grow up they can get married to all the boys named Captain Morgan :P

[DimensionTornFree]

and Jim Beam. I hear he's popular in those regions =P

-Nathan

[Chitownfcko]

Try gin and pink grapefruit juice and a lime wheel. Much, much better. Used to drink it with my girl in Chicago, Uptown.

[DimensionTornFree]

hmm sounds interesting

I'll have to try it sometime, thx

-Nathan

[pppppanic]

I opted to name my kids Bombay Sapphire. Tanqueray didn't do it for me.

[DimensionTornFree]

ooo, that's classy :P

[Paperlilies]

haha little baby Bacardi!

[DimensionTornFree]

Bacardi Limon... I like it

a great name for a "cute" baby

-Nathan