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  • Getting the titanite demon to kill Andre... brilliant.

  • watching this dude play elongates my shrinky dink

  • Why go kill sif?

  • @earningtuna He needs the ring to traverse the abyss that you get from the wolf.

  • @earningtuna uhm, you need to kill sif to complete the game... the ring you get is needed to be able to fight the four kings

  • Dat sif's fight.......

  • 9:38 dodge!

  • ...what are you?

  • A real speedrunner would find a way to glitch up ladders so they didn't have to climb them, lol.

  • @Mintergalactic

    glitchers are pansies :V

  • @MrStone125 fuckin glitchers you know they should all die nobody would care those stupid glitchers fuk them fuk all of them fukin glitchers f them in the ass those s"ers

  • @fadetoGTR I'm not really one to say this but. Why are you even mad?

  • @TankGoMooo RABLE RABLE YELL YELL ANGRY PISSED FUCK!!!!!!

  • @MrStone125 glitching is encouraged in speedruns

  • wha...how the fu...I mean who in the unholy f....seri...mtnghnrsoifmejsapf­irngot awesome!!!

  • 4:00 are you a wizard? that was the smartest idea ever

  • This dude literally raped Sen's Fortress.

  • 11:33 what happens there? He just suddenly teleports somewhere else?

  • @JJJHS53 The ring of light there summons gargoyles to lift you to Anor Londo, he skipped the cutscene.

  • @GentleDiscord Yeah, I got there now, I was in blighttown when I first asked that, I'm almost done with the game now

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  • How did he opened the gate in Darkroot garden? He didn't buy the 20 000 souls key...

  • @RazielMEX He killed the blacksmith.

  • @RazielMEX You get it when you kill the blacksmith.

  • @RazielMEX You can also kill the blacksmith to get a object to open it.

  • @RazielMEX The key dropped when he killed theblacksmith .... lo

  • @brantbkr

    Sorry I should have stated, I found the glitch on the latest update :)

  • a level 2 can kill the wolf sif and i am lvl 50 and i cant even get his hp till the half

  • Gwyn,Gwyndolin,Gwinevere, and Ornstein and Smough disliked this video... because they are next! :O

  • ....And running & running 

  • this guy is pretty good. u can't deny it takes skill to beat these bosses. he makes it look easy.

  • I bet he still gets lagstabbed all the time in PvP

  • is sif considered a demon or a mere giant wolf? lol

  • @TheChaosKhan If he was a demon, it would say Great Grey Wolf Demon Sif.

  • I don't know if this was a glitch or not but I managed to sell a Boss's soul to Kingseeker Frampt for more than I could have got from it :)

  • @lewisleli Did you see the date of this video Dark Souls got patched since then.

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  • I finally realized he must be saving humanity for the chaos witch shortcut to lost izalith. Of course, one screw up means all that humanity is gone and he would have to start over.

  • What is this wizardry ?

  • 8:57 Oh man I could watch this over and over again

  • anyone know what stats he lvls up in progression if he even does?

  • @kennysurdad VIT and END

  • @kennysurdad you can see at 07:55

  • @11:40

    ITS UNCHARTED 3 LOLOLOLLOL

  • THE BONFIRE WAS LIT

    Grammar. It makes me lol.

  • @TehLazaMan I can't see anything wrong grammatically with "The bonfire was lit". I mean, "The bonfire was set alight" might be slightly less clunky but not as punchy, so what is your point?

  • @lawvos1 I meant to say engrish.

  • the most amazing thing is that he only changes equipments and stuff while on the elevators...

    "Cmon gotta change stuff before this fuck stops, CMOOOOOOON!!!!!!"

  • I really don't get the japanese version. It is subtitled and and menus are MOSTLY in japanese. What is up with the Equipment menu?

  • @TheDancersAnthony They aren't necessary to beat the game

  • sen's fortress took me most of a day, and my gear was so much better. i suck :\

  • man if i knew everything was gonna be weak to fire i would of focused on pyromancy too

  • @doomsdayforever Good luck using Pyromancy in the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith.

  • Wait... had he not levelled up until 7:42?

  • 8:58 LOL

  • Juggernaut playing Dark Souls

  • Love this game. Not a day goes by that I am not thankful for its existence.

  • this is making me sick im lvl50 and i still cant kill this wolf i need sort of build and equip guide lol

  • @Pes2011BAL just stay underneath him and try the stone armor

  • @Pes2011BAL Get the wolf to the door. That way he has an harder time jumping back. Try to stay underneath him all the time. Wear a light armor for easier dodging and try to get the darkwood grain ring. Twohand your weapon and then just slash away at his leg. When he attacks, dodge. Repeat.

  • the fuk? this nig didnt even reinforce his estus flask and he used the fire keeper soul just for humanity

    what a douche

  • @queenbamanda Why would he upgrade the flask if that is a speed run? Thins guy can beat everything without flasks. Note that he's still level 1.

  • @ISerathI

    he s not level 1

  • @Zwiebelschnucki level 2.

  • "By the Lords!" yep, he pretty much stated my thoughts.

  • kinda feel like i dont need to play this game now

  • this guy must have played a lot and deleted all his charATERS

  • My mine Q is doe he do this offline or online.?

  • @MerluxthRed It should be offline for fear of being invaded

  • this guy must get insane amounts of pussy

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  • @jv11112 you cereal?

  • @jv11112 That made me literally LoL.

  • @jv11112 ya because girls love guys who are good at videogames....

  • Lmao - 8:59.

  • 8:47 HOW DOES HE MAKE THAT HAPPEN

  • @Fabuchs

    he didn't; it was the npc's fault

  • @JosiahSCooper Yeah, I'm just baffled this never happened to me the thirty times I went straight up there...

  • I like his strategy for the capra demon: skip it.

  • how u do so many fcking fire damage, if ur lvl sucks and ur int sucks too, im higher lvl and with higher int and i make 90-100 per fire attack, u make 340 wtf

  • @pitt007 that's because the pyro flame does not scale up with Int. You have to level it up (reinforce it) like how this guy did.

  • @pitt007

    all you need is souls to upgrade pyromancy; he basically juiced souls and buffed

  • @JosiahSCooper Do you think it's possible to pump Intelligence up that high and basically rely on magic?

  • @Moremooremore

    pyromancy is not magic; it's fire

    I don't think you need hardly any intelligence to use it

  • treat these like a walk-through that you have to pause for 10 hours to catch up

  • Sen fortress... i die like a bitch in there.

  • Andrei D:

    Well, atleast it was for a good cause - making everyone feel like a noob.

  • These would be so, so rad to watch in a decent resolution. In its current, impossibly shitty low-res state, they're still mind-boggling tho haha!

  • WOW pyromancy is cheap.

  • you all have to realize that this was probably a previous version, and its possible they fixed the snake walking through the bridge on a patch update. If you notice when he lights a bonfire it says "the bonfire was lit" when i got the game on i think patch 1.03 it had "you lit the bonfire" this guys no fake...

  • 3:30

    OMG HE HIT ZEUS!

  • 9:02 "STOP!This speedrun ends n-*squish*

  • I'm currently around 34 hours in and this guy is farther in 34 minutes... and better geared.

  • awesome

  • I ask anyone here to show me another legit video where that snake comes and walks onto the ledge. I'll pay someone $100 dollars to show me. That'll never happen, because that snake is not programmed to walk out onto that ledge.

  • @TheIsraelite7777 They are programmed to chase the player when they cannot see him though. I see how it's possible, but she's never done it for me either.

  • @AnObeseAardvark

    Then show me another video. Go ahead, show me.

  • you saw him create a new character, waht a bunch of morons

  • Very Well

    So Be It

    But How?

  • Stupid noobs. Learn how to play. This guy knows everything in this game. This is why I love Japanese gamers mire, tgen white or much worsee black. They are proud of their games and trying to take everything from it.

  • I don't think there's any cheating going on here, personally. I just hadn't seen that one snake guy aggro like that. On the other hand, I haven't run through that area at light speed, either.

  • It took me over 2 hours just to find my way out of Blighttown!

  • Whoops, it's not a NG+ is it, well all the other magic snakeheads do agro you if you get close enough, the one thats guarding the secret treasure at the bottom of the tower in Sen's Fortress does and so doe s the one in the Duke's Archives.

  • I may be wrong, but before people start declaring this a fake and a hack and such (how would he hack a console game anyway?), I'm pretty sure your humanity level ie the number top left, influences the power of your attacks on enemies, hence his one-hitting so many of these guys. just don't want to see an obviously great effort get dismissed unfairly.

  • @shiva369 That, and an upgraded Pyromancy Flame, even if it isn't ascended, is still one hell of an over-killer on any regular enemy. And since he's using a chaos-related spell (If it's similar to Quelaag' Fury, in which it receives a slightly larger damage bonus depending on humanity((not 100% sure if humanity affects every weapon or just chaos-ascended weapons/spells)) ), the damage output's gonna be all the more crazy.

  • I knew this was too good to be true. Shame.

  • Can someone please tell me why the game is so hard if he's one shotting enemies during his speedrun? Is he using a buff or playing the game in a way that was not intended? I do know you are supposed to harvest souls as a game mechanic, but why don't the enemies just take one shot and then kick his ass? I've never played or seen the game, by the way.

  • @TBL4 I'm like two weeks late on this but here's the reasons why he's doing so good

    1. He's using an overpowered sword called the Drake Sword.

    2. His pyromancy flame is upgraded to the max because he put all his souls into upgrading it. That makes his pyromancy extremely powerful.

    Essentially, yes, he's playing in a way that while not exactly unintended by the developers I don't think they quite expected anyone to play like he is.

  • I'll probably get shit but instead of thinking someone who bought this game and spent 1000+ hours memorizing the game, remember that every developer needs to prove their game is beatable before it goes into certification and into stores. The video was probably made by the developers to prove the game can be beat and someone found it and placed it online.

  • its a hardcore gamer, but its not the first playthrough. also has info to beat it easyly, but that doasen´t rest credit to his player habilities.

  • @TehJoenas He sucks? Where is YOUR 90 minute speedrun? That's right, you don't have one because you wouldn't be able to do it.

  • @FireGODBurN75 LOL! He was obviously joking. Wow.

  • @FireGODBurN75 You fucking stupid, this guy was jocking.

  • @TehJoenas Pyromancer = Easiest class and all he does is then proceed to grab the scrubby Drake Sword then kill ceaseless discharge the cheap way for a ton of souls just to upgrade his pyro flame lol. And this run as u can see by the upload date was done PRE-patch. Pyromancy was NERFED POST-patch! I give him props for the routes and techniques used to get thru areas but other than that hes playing Dark Souls easy mode - try speed running w/ a deprived no armor fist build. Man Up!

  • @ThouShallParry pre-patch was not "easy mode". The game was still hard, but people could cheese bosses with iron flesh and crystal ring shield. Post-patch people can still cheese them with pyromancy and some areas got MUCH easier (lost izalith)

  • @AnonymousBrawler considering that pyro got nerfed in the patch then yes, hes playing easy mode, esp dual weilding weapons for more dmg. The game is too easy for me now. Im currently on my 6th char. - 7th playthru - and am working on a deprived no armor low lvl run so yea

  • @ThouShallParry Don't know if you missed it, but this is a speed run, not a "Play the game in a way that pleases you" run. Maybe grow a pair before you go about crying about how a guy plays the game.

  • @AegisRick im the only one that has since my 1st char was pre-patch AKA NOT Dark Souls Lite w/ a Fist build. In fact the weakest Fist weapons Caestus. So Ive already grew that pair and proved to everyone that I can beat the game w/ the weakest Fing weapons in the game lol. also, a scrub's opinion doesnt matter so gtfo

  • @ThouShallParry No one gives a fuck what you're doing its this guys speed run not yours.

  • @ThouShallParry This is the game's/developer's fault, not his.

    Speedrun = Beat the game in the smallest time possible, if you didn't know.

    The Patch nerfed Pyromancy, but made some areas easier.

    Go do your own Speedrun instead of criticizing this one.

  • @ThouShallParry You act as if anyone gives a shit.

  • @ThouShallParry I CALL BULLSHIT, you can't even beat the capra demon man...

  • @ThouShallParry yet we dont see you posting a video of you doing that.. MAN UP!

  • 7 videos is so much better than 60+ walkthrough videos LOL

  • Noooo ANDREEEEEE :(

  • ~37 minutes... I was over 37 hours at this point...

  • @kohle36 I was around like 4 and a half x.x lol

  • Im learning a lot from these videos. Ive only played for a little while when my cousin let me borrow it. This game was so hard when i played it. Its hard getting used to all the new demons and bosses.

  • Sorry, it was at 8:44. But still - how?

  • How did he get that Snake mage to run into the blades at 8:52 or so? That guy usually just stays back and shoots lightning at you while you try to cross.

  • @Backlash27

    Yea, he is obviously using hacks, or mods. That snake never does that. Trust me, I died right there hundreds of times. I'm not watching anymore of these videos because of that now. To me, it's still not a record, because he didn't do it clean.

  • @TheIsraelite7777 @Backlash27 On NG+ onwards, every enemy is much much more aggro, perhaps he is playing on that. Also, have you ever actually got that close to the snake head there? Usually people bow and arrow it from the beginning rather than running through everything like a maniac (and not dying). Thirdly, the Japanese are two patches ahead on us, it might also be a rebalance.

  • @beatchef

    He is definitely not on NG+. If he was, he wouldn't be able to kill the bosses that easily.

  • @TheIsraelite7777 this is for console not yet for pc, how can he hack, think first please

  • @pageisbest

    He probably Jtagged his xbox, or modded his ps3. You can do alot after jtagging your console.

  • @TheIsraelite7777

    Shut the fuck up noob, stick to CoD fucking faggot, people like you are the reason games like this aren't the mainstream.

  • @imrulz1

    That's what I thought. Go cry some more.

  • lol stupid npcs in this game, so desperate to punch the player that he completely ignores the huge fucking demon.

  • @SkyF0X9

    Lol.

  • Amaterasu!?!

  • i never knew the guy throws balls at you during the bossfight if you fail to kill him

  • why did he use the firekeeper soul at the start?

  • @R3FLEXs to reply to myself, for the humanity lol

  • @virgiliomarquesneto You're an idiot. Dark Souls and its predecessor Demon's Souls are two of the hardest games ever created. They are the realest of the real.

  • @pur3driv3l if it's hard for you then you must be that idiot. Don't try MHFU it will eat you alive.

  • @venomblader I am sure it would. Not sure why I'm an idiot for echoing what others have said, not just here in this comments section, but across the Internet. Demon's Souls is HARD. Dark Souls is HARD. Not just for amateurs, but even for most "core" gamers.

    Besides I was admonishing virgilio for claiming Dark Souls was not a "real game," and presenting GTA games as "real games." What does this have to do with you exactly? Or are you just trolling?

  • @venomblader Lol. Dark souls is WAAAY harder. I've player both, and Dark Souls is less forgiving, hands down.

  • Run straight through

  • What the hell did that Iron Golem ever do to you???

  • wtf where can i get this pyro attack????? please answer

  • @5000Sniper5000 You need to join the shadow covenant to get that pyro bro, then a npc will appear in the swamp and she will sell it to you.

  • @5000Sniper5000 its called combustion u can buy from the pyromancer that u save in the depths and he will later go to the firelink shrine and teach u pyro skills

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  • AHH! I just realized why they killed Andre at 3:58 .

    PRETTY SNEAKY SIS.

    Twilight: I win!

    Andre: Where?! I don't see it...

    Twilight: Here! Horizontally!

    Andre: CURSES!

  • WOW!

  • Lol @ burning the golem in the crotch

  • アンドレイ笑

  • this kid fucking owns

  • It's taken me a week to get as far this guy got in 1.5 vids!!!

    we are not worthy!

  • Why did he kill Petrus? Only for Humanity?

  • @BloodyFox1 There was smudge on the memo, instead of "make him Diet" it said "Make him die"

  • @BloodyFox1 Throughout the playthrough he stocks up on humanity for the spider covenant shortcut

  • Omg I love that wolf!!!!

  • He touches the golem in inappropriate places

  • His Sen's Fortress fly-through was simply perfect ! I was stuck so long on those damn lower levels... How come that first Snake Mage aggro'd him ? It seems like pyromancy rules DkS like Homing Soul Arrow ruled DS.

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  • Wow, it took me like 20 minutes to beat the Grey Wolf Sif, smh.