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  • Forreal?!

  • jared has aids

    

  • "I'm Jared from Subway ads. I'm only a little over weight and sexualy ambiguous" (Chief Wiggum - The SImpsons)

  • This guy was mercilessly heckled when he made a surprise appearance at my college. I think everyone expected to see a real celebrity, instead this pudgy Jewish guy shows up to talk about tuna on wheat.

  • i fucking hate jared!

  • Sub 4 sandwhich my channel

  • I love subway!

  • We don't need Jared anymore. Subway is now AAAAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOME

  • No no, people, Jared has aides.

  • His name is Jared..eating dem sandwiches....

  • your still fat

  • I've always hated Jared. He looks like a tool and he's not even in shape. Fat fuck.

  • Jared has aids. Aids for everyone!

  • Ok, dont get me wrong but, can someone tell me why everyone is bashing Jared? o_0 I really dont know...I mean....forgive and forget, whatever it is. It cant be THAT bad. I doubt he KILLED anybody. Seriously people, bashing someone for nothing is...worse than whatever this person did...depending on what they did. But you know what the bible says: God will only forgive those who forgive others. (Then again, I dont know the situation, someone tell me.)

  • jared is a fucking fat ass

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  • How can she eat at subway on her special day?? Her dress would have stank of that weird cold cuts smell - gross!

  • Jared it fat fucking faggot piece of shit cocksucking bitch fasiohfboafna oasiofh qehofraefafohi dogindlvknsdsdfgjklbsdglbjksdg­lk

  • Ray william Johnson send me here.

  • strangely this makes me hungry, although i had subway like 3 hours ago

    EAT FRESH!!

  • Jared goes to the Bijou

  • Thumbs up if you watched it because of South Park !

  • i was gonna use the aids thing, looks like someone beat me to it

  • I had help losing my wait.... I have aids

  • I used to live in this dudes neighborhood only saw him like twice though...and not up close lol but he put out subway sandwiches on Halloween no lie

  • jared why r u fat now get some excersise

  • first time i saw this guy in south park Seasons . 6 episode 2. jared has aides and certainly not the only

  • I still giggle when they ask me if I want a 12 inch.

  • JARED IS A FAKE!!!!

    the fat guy from the "before" pictures is actually his twin brother, and subway paid him to change his name to jared, his twin's name.

  • Welcome to Shitty Wok!

    I want the Shitty Beef

  • I ran into Jared coming out of Pat O'Brien's in New Orleans, was he drinking fresh?

  • Jared has aids

  • HE DOESN'T HAVE AIDS

  • never had a subway and proud:P

  • HE'S LOOKING GOOOOOOD!HE'S NAME IS JARED! HE HAS AIDS BUT HE AINT GOT NO WEI-I--III---IGH!

    (last part by me XD)

  • 1:12 that chick is titless as a mother fucker.

  • It must really suck to be Jared, i dont care how much they pay him. Ever since that south park episode we no longer associate Jared with subway sandwhiches, we only see Jared as the guy who got aides.

  • @AntiGrav82 whats wrong with aids?? every one needs alittle help sometimes

  • YHALL PEOPLE NEED TO CHILL OUT CUZ IF DHAT WAS YHU WOULD YHU LIKE IT IF SUMONE MADE FUN OF YHU ?! I DONT THINK SO RITE.

    YHALL NNEED TOO STOPP CALLIN PEOPLE FAT CUZ YHU GUYS SHUD NOT BE TALKIN !!

  • @tiffalicious1126 nndd& saying he got aids...like wtf!!!

  • john cena lol 

  • jared has aides

  • ONLY SKINNY LITTLE WHITE BITCH CRACKER FAGS EAT SUBWAY

  • Jared has aides XD southpark FTW

  • He's still lookin' good!

    His name is Jared

    His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sammiches...

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    Jesus.

  • @ChaboAssin TROLL

  • @3dglovr

    ich ficke deine schlampen crack mutter du abgefuckter bastard,, was los? komm nach frankfurt und deine nutten mama wird hart gebangt du bitchassnigga

  • Jared's subway diet:

    Processed meat full of chemicals and growth hormones. Processed bread...non-nutritional veggies (ex iceburg lettuce).....and dont forget the fatboy bag of chips and sugary soda.

    Jared...you are a pussy and scumbag for pushing this bullshit.

  • jared gave me aids

  • left picture at 1:19 .... RAPE FACE ?

  • Jared sucks! Fuck Subway!

  • ok, call me ignorant but who's the girl at 1:10?

  • Jared has AIDES, goddammit! He's as clean as a whistle. Gotta love their pizza subs. I converted to them after renouncing my love for McDonalds. Love live the Sub!

    --See You On The Subway, Dane Youssef

  • the same shit filled with callories,fat, carbohydrates and salt as McDonalds meals

  • does someone know all the names of the celebrities here?

  • ive met jered and i have a pic 2 prove it!

  • 'I was a sandwich artist'....!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • jared and all this subway sanwiches..they are full of crap , you can loose weight by eating smaller portions on anything and walking or exercising, this is pure bs, kinda of the bs that americans always swallow.

  • hey jared your fat

  • jared has aids

  • CONAN IS THE SHIT!!! FUCK NBC!

  • 12 inch chicken breast on 9 grain honey bread with Every thing and extrea jalepenos FTW

  • Jared has aids.

  • @gerrarddalegend Jared has "aides"

  • @gerrarddalegend it's spelled as "Aides"

  • this sends a bad message because I can eat McDonalds's everyday and as long as I'm active I can probably maintain a six-pack, eating sandwiches is for pussies and that's the bottom line. I eat like a cave man, I eat an entire chicken before weightlifting and eat yogurt fruit before cardio/basketball-floor hockey etc., just be active and don't eat like a slob, if you are eating fatty make sure its got decent protein in it like fried chicken or a burger.

  • sandwiches is for pussies.. but a yogurt fruit cup is not?

  • I meant eating sandwiches and not promoting exercise, I said eat yogurt and then do cardio training, because its light and if you cant lose weight on a near empty stomach to change your appetite/eating habits then dont even bother

  • Why does Jared still look like a sack of shit with oversized clothes? Why doesn't Subway show him in swimming trunks? Because he is still obese and disgusting-looking! The viewing public, if intelligent, would not allow for this in-the-face stupidity.

  • oh god you made me laugh hard!!!!!!!!!

  • When people lose that much weight they often have a lot of extra skin. Maybe he doesnt want that showing...?

  • He definitely doesn't want that showing. Neither does Subway, lol. He's still repulsive nonetheless.

  • theres a subway right next to my house.......

  • errrm, u do realise that its spelt that its spelt "AIDS" no "e" idiots, thats not even how you would make a word possesive.......

  • jared has aids

  • thats a lie i know it for a fact

  • It's true. And he thinks we should get aids too! =)

  • Fuck Jared eating subs its not the way to lose weight, you just gotta get off your ass and move for chrissake, lifting weights is probably best, but in general just live a active lifestyle, you don't see Jared on TV with his shirt off, cuz he's a fat fuck still, so eat a sub and get outside and enjoy the day

  • he's not scrawny. he is about 6'1" and weighs around 190 or so. but good night, he used to weigh 425.

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  • dude!! lmfao, a related video to this one was called

    jareds story, by pillowbruise

    ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

  • to 706d

    yeah cuz that is what this is all about its about him looking good, i think i would only support him and just take notes, he did this by exercising alot and eating thes subway which is healthy. turkey is healthy but i think id get sick of the sandwich and i don't want that so just variety of foods yogurt, skyr, chicken, turkey, veggies and exercise :) its the key. NO MAGIC PILL

  • JARED is out!

    KATE is in!

  • "You are on the Hidroxycut" yeah i said it by:Kevin heart......LMao

  • Everyone jelous of him i take it? haha

  • Jared STFU. you still ugly muthafucka

  • JARED HAS AIDES!

  • Aides*

  • jared has aids

  • hehe in southpark he hactually has ..XD

  • yea!!!

  • and besides...i'll never believe that he lost his weight just of eating subway sandwiches..i mean i love the sandwiches but no way!!!

  • Uh, he also said he walked a lot of miles. Read up on it.

  • He also worked out...

  • fuck you jerud

  • jared stfu

    fukin douche man shti

  • that fat ass didnt lose in subway

  • subway dnt make u loose wait.....hes on crack

  • No Diarreha ran out of his ass.

  • Hahhaha i had a foot long subway right now. oh boy am i enjoying it.

  • so fucking hungry now damnittttt!!!!!

  • jesus christ eva longoria is so fine

  • it would be so funny if he got fat agian

  • its fogle.

    i would know.

    i have the same last name

  • subway haiku

  • thats made me hungry

  • Asa, get in this ass

  • what

  • Who is this Jared guy? Never heard of him. Subways are ok, but nothing special.

  • he used to be 30 stone he lost 17 stone by eating just subway subs everyday for a year

  • sounds like a marketing strategy for me.

  • Subway is so tasty! I love the veggie delight. Can't tell there is no meet in there.

  • jared came to my school yeseterday!!

    it was reeeaally boring.

    yet cool.

    lol

  • jared came 2 my skool!!!

  • i think u gotta face the fact that no fast food is ever going to be healthy

  • Oh my god! Not that asshole John Cena!

  • Be careful, He might pretend to beat you up.

  • tonight was my last night of work at subway. a few things i discovered along the way:

    -the tri-mustard blend (a.k.a. the mustard trifecta)will surprise you

    -ranch and spicy mustard on any sandwich trumps all

    -the red wine vinaigrette is severely underrated

    -don't fear the toasted tuna

    -put a layer of roast beef under that steak

    -lastly, put your onions, green peppers, banana peppers, jalapenos, parmesan, oregano, and (salt and) pepper on before toasting it. you'll thank me later.

  • subway is the best!

    so delicious and healthy, much better than any other fast food!

  • i did an essay on healthy foods at uni they found urine samples in 55 tests of 75 stores on meals

  • I cringe every time I see this fag on TV. His commercials are lame and he has the personality of Carson Daily. Hey Jared, man-up and hit the gym you flabby bastard. I dont need some bloated annoying ass-clown telling me whats healthy.

  • Bread: italian herbs and cheese

    meat: italian bmt

    stuff : lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, olives, spices

    Sauce: chipotle southwest

    TRY THIS ! ITS THHE BEST

  • Bread: italian herbs and cheese

    meat: italian bmt

    stuff : lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, olives, spices

    Sauce: chipotle southwest

    TRY THIS ! ITS THHE BEST

  • coodoos the jared he's liven the life

  • lets put it this way...ive found my emergency food place. fuck mcdonalds, fuck burger king, fuck wendys, im eatin at SUBWAY BITCH!

  • lol cena.... gotta search for john cena doing a subway commercial

  • geilo

  • RYAN HOWARD IS THE MAN!!!!!!

  • tony parker and longoria one of the uglies couples

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