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  • Daniel is actually good looking when he doesn't have the camera AN INCH FROM HIS DAMN FACE

  • Whoa! Character derailment much? Well, he is stressed and all, but this seemed a little quick ... guess the Jonas thing was the straw that broke the danielbeast's back.

  • I find this funny (I know this is fake, no need for reply on that), he talks about not trusting Jonas. Stupid as the character Daniel is, he post the video as a reply to Jonas himself. whaat?

  • p.monkeys a cancer. lol wow

  • aww you wanna go home? SUCK IT UP, if you were her real friend you wouldnt even CONSIDER leaving her!!!!!!!

  • jealous much.....how..how how HOW!? could any1 think this was real??

  • because it was badass and people wanted to believe in it

  • Well because the orginal ones were alot more normal oncethey got found out they made it fake

  • this lad is a dick!

  • You should stay with her, because you love her! :D

  • LMFAO@what you said about her monkey..

  • USC!!!

  • you should go to Jonas!

  • when u talk u make it sound cheesy wich makes me impossible to enjoy...

  • Good for you!

  • i wish his lips weren't so chapped in these videos..i don't no why it bothers me, but i just want him to put chapstick on so bad..lol

  • if his ass was not so damn nosey he would not be in this mess....its his fault. just jealous

  • the actign in this one isn't kinda bad :/

  • The DRAMA.

  • selfish

  • YEAH USC GO TROJANS!

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  • daniels hot.. he can totally bail out on bree and come to me, bwahahahah

  • ASSHOLEEEEEEEE

    lmfao tehehe

    i like jonas.... :)

  • Selfish pig.

    Seriously.

    Cut her some slack. You got yourself into this; when you decided to help her, you made a commitment.

    Now you're breaking it.

    Think about who you're hurting.

    Wait, this is scripted.

    Oh well.

  • P. MONKEY ISN'T JSUT A PUPPET!

  • lol

  • yay, daniel wants to bail!

  • The videos all respond to other people and I'm running around in circles trying to figure out what comes first.

  • so am i and it's starting to get really confusing and irrating! uhg..

  • mee too... -sigh-

  • i thought they were supposed to be 16 or som and hes saying he gos to colledge?

  • Jonas is supposedly older than them.

  • o right.

  • man you guys look grown up now

  • k i tried watching these....theyre too confusing and weird

  • no they aint

  • HAHAHHAHA! yall r losers! omg. hahaha!

  • i dont understand. who are you people?

  • u gotta BIG like HUGE like wickedd BIG nose!!

  • You got a BIG mouth, like wickeedd BIG mouth.

    Havent you ever heard its not nice to make fun of others.

  • i want to see the video of you guys at the police station!!

  • Anyone who is mad that these videos are fake is stupid. Do you realize that any other show you watch that is not reality is fake too? If anyone watched The Office, they pretend to be in a real office and pretend all that stuff is really happening when its not. The point of this stuff is to tell a story. God. These are fun to watch maybe not to any of you dumb people, but to me they are.

  • Thats what i keep saying to everyone, but then i get insulted and called a bitch.

    [I guess people aren't allowed to think for themselves]

  • Word to that.

  • what is really going to happen if who finds u? im so confuzed

  • sorry haters i think these videos are fun actually.

  • HOLY SHIT YOUR SO UGLY!

  • aw daniel ur just jealous cuz jonas is hotter than you :)

  • lol it looks like your getting grey hair

  • Jonas is a tool. "I just want to go home."

  • Wow, I haven't been keeping up with this "show" (not that I'd really want to) but really, I really doubt whatever you gave up school for was worth it...this is NOT a way to get an acting deal.

  • Why don't you be more realistic? Bree acts like a 5 year old with those ridiculous toys.

  • you gave up SCHOOL?

    god...

    this is so bloody fake.

  • this is terrible acting. Atleast I hope it is acting. . and doesnt really act like this in real life. Terrible acting...

  • some advice buy a razor sharp katana ... trust me it'll be usefull

  • HOW GAY!!! I dont freakin care!

  • My opinion dude is that you should join the military. Call up the recruiting center of your choice.

    Then you wont be in such a weak position or so confused about what to do in life.

  • dude...seriously? you are acting totally FAKE! if all your videos aren't really...real, you're totally giving it away

  • somebody is jealous of jonas

  • what kinda drugs you use?

  • you should just go home.

    get your job back mofoooo.

  • You cry too much...and cut your hair. Rhinoplasty as well.

  • i used to love bree now i hate her when i found about these actors i felt like i was crushed and tossed into the garbage can

  • youre retarded.

  • Dont mock P.Monkey,you dumb bitches!But anyways,I wish I can give you guys a hand,but I'm in the eastern part of the us.And besides,I'm 13,so I'd doubt you guys want to get in more trouble with a kid hanging on you.

  • poor thing :(

  • you have a big nose

  • if you guys are living on the streetes how are you chargin you cam and laptop??? just wondering

  • I dont like the video, makes you sound bad.. so, you'd rather leave her behind cause she wont listen? lol.. c'mon now.. I don't listen but doesnt mean I would want to be left alone.. and I like her little puppet, tis cute, and its there for her more then you right now =)

  • I'm with the concensus on this noe; if there's a tracking device it's probably in the purple monkey. Go to friends and DON'T show us where it's at with vid - don't tell us where, just tell us that you are off the street. Then call the FBI.

  • I cannot believe there are still people that do not know these are actors...people haven't even seen the Jay Leno clip with Ummmm "Bree" ? ha! It's fun to watch and read, but the Gemma girl is just annoying. Maybe SHE is the one selling you guys out? Maybe you left your car, when the GPS device is in P Monkey!!! maybe maybe maybe....

  • Daniel,convince Bree to go to the FBI. Kidnapping & cults are their thing.They'll provide witness protection if you need it. & the Order is hardly gonna be in an organization that checks its employees so thoroughly.And if Bree won't see reason,go without her permission.You're in danger unless you get help.You can't do it alone.

  • u stick ur dick in her mouth and u show her whose boss

  • gross

  • Just to let all u ppl in

    "Hollywood", ur vids are being to suck. Ub-suscribing now, because I don't even watch them all now.

  • yeeeehh ALLOT ABOUT USC!!! :]

  • i totally agree with you. i mean, he could be an affilate of the watchers for all you know. most likely wont matter, but i say you leave town completely. go stay with some friends or something. you cant live like you're doing now. go somewhere where you know you will be safe; where someone knows your situation and can help you.

  • Daniel, you need a haircut.

  • Bree See my Video. I am Rich....Retired at 40. I can help you dudes. See video at Drbennyspock on Youtube

  • its fake dumbass

  • Blow me prick

  • I live in St. Thomas! Woo hoo.

  • purple monkey has done her no wrong, hasn't made her sneak out the house, hasn't spyed on her and um oh yeah, isn't a moron!

    Quit your job an school huh, well maybe you can find a box an fit it in your trunk because that means no money, meaning no gas for the car to move, eventually you will either sell the car to eat, or someone will still parts off it.

    The box will come in handy to keep ya dry :D.

  • i dont think that they are looking for just bree now, i think they're gonna wanna find you too. and i still think you should help bree even if you think she's not listening...she really is. also dont go to USC, FUSC and go to LSU...GEAUX TIGERS!

  • why is bree so obsessed with stuffed animals? that is so stupid

  • haha. bree is crazy

  • you guys realize we can do something other than sit here and complain right?

    the people that made Lonelygirl15 intended for this to be interactive. That means, you don't like the story, message danielbeast or lonelygirl15, you will be answered and you can try to suggest ideas that they might actually use.

    Take some initiative instead of just whining like 5 year olds.

  • what is this bullshit

  • small asian dicks cant satsify girls...stretch it more :P

  • You should do what's right for you. Leave. She will return when she realizes what she's done. It's for the best.

  • cough they're in Santa Monica cough

  • Go to Jonas's house. You will find eternal happiness there.

  • lol this is fucking hilarious it's so pathetic. It's getting so funny.

  • do it.. and drop her off at jonas

  • Yea ; plainly put shes dumb.

  • the whole storyline sucks now. they're beating a dead horse. when will they just have sex? thats what everybody is waiting for anyway.

  • Faker.

  • "Transfer to USC in the spring"... YEAH, BECAUSE ITS *THAT* EASY TO GET INTO USC. rofl

  • Daniel, don't be jealous because Jonas is way cuter than you. =P

  • that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo true

  • what

  • looks like you have some seriouse problems man. dont wory youll be ok!

    check out our videos.

  • write it in ur diary

  • write it in ur diary

  • write it in ur diary

  • Dickhead

  • Offically the worst 'actor' ever.

    Also, what a fucking nose!

  • Daniel call the U.S. Witness Protection Agency get a new I.D. move to some remote area in the Northeast, change Bree's name to lonelygirl18. Get some new shades, a Ferrari F430, hang out with Britney, Paris, and Lindsey...lol. BTW...put Bree in a closet with PM she'll be fine.

  • don put your face so close to camera, ugly punk

    just shut up. No body cares ok

    Most ppl here just care about the chick behind you

  • wooohoo

  • i love things like beans n chips, erm wallpaper, drain pipes.... yeah, watchin judge judy

  • LOL IMBAMEGAWTFJEW!

  • your hair sucks

  • Fucking hook nosed Jew.

  • Hey moron - we're not chasing you, okay?

    We never WERE chasing you. We have no REASON to chase you. We could care less if you and baby-talker there take a flying leap at the fucking moon, okay? So just SHUT UP about us, you're making us look like idiots.

    Watchers Union

    Local 3507

  • lol

  • She's a closet freak and I don't mean that in a good way.

  • Dude, this shit is so staged. Get a job and quit living like a hobo in your car.

  • The weird thing is everybody hates you, but you still persist..dude ur leaving on earth, not mars...i wonder what u tubers say to u when they see u on the street..oh wait...that is if they see you,

  • hmm Bree needs a psychologist. I mean talking with a monkey puppet isn't the most sane thing...

  • spank breee hard and take her right there you putz

  • Spank her.

  • yo u 2 need some professional help

  • okay i know you guys are trying. but this vid just totally lost me. Where in any of the other vids have you even talked about him. Where did he come from. That was a random off topic thing. I could so write the ending to this. She goes insane (well she already is) and she gets taken away by the watchers who you had mistaken for mental hospital ppl and the last episode. she's in a straightjacket.

  • OMG. Y'all went on a walk with her stuff animals? HAHA. That's pretty gay. XD

  • u look like squidward

  • he does! lol

  • I wanna kill myself

  • wow give up, daniel ur boring

  • daniel your a tool

  • you need to drop that girl, dont be a sucker, let some other dude carry that baggage.if she doesnt wanna listen to you dont be a sucker

  • Cut and run? What happened to stay the course?

  • I am now mentally disturbed from watching this.

  • Oh and dude have you ever heard of a product called Chap-Stick?  Your lips look like you have been sucking big black cock all night. Carmex anyone?

  • all u gotta do is trash her puppet  say someone stole it

  • I would like to take a dump on your big jewwy nose.

  • Just let her go 2 this random guys house.I mean Just cos her parents have been abducted and u guys r being followed,is No reason Not 2 trust perfect strangers and go2 their places

  • yea, dude, when are you gonna nail this broad. I'm startin to think your a pussy.

  • Wow, jealous of a puppet. Quality, real quality.

  • Jonas is a word used in weezer's blue album. You have disgraced weezer. Fuck you.

  • someone's a little jealoussss

  • NO! No no no no no no, you are not leaving Bree. I don't care what your reasons, you are not gonna leav her like that, and they will get you too, so don't even play that whole "They just want Bree" thing...

  • ok i have found that these videos are getting worse they are becoming boring they need to think of more shit to think up so they can try and pretend to be real lol they are so full of it

  • The monkey is too costly to keep, for a young couple with no income. Movie popcorn costs a heap, Daniel. The monkey may not seem to like popcorn at home, but give him movie popcorn and all bets are off! So first you have the cost of the popcorn, and then there's all you lose on the gambling, and pretty soon it'll break y'all.

  • daniel you eat scrotum!!!

  • lonely girl is a whore!!!

  • please end this crap, you guys all suck!

  • Get some new video content...stop talking about this stupid "hiding out" situation. It's getting boring. If it's fake, at least make it interesting.

  • jonas is idiot

  • fuck man some people are idiots im in newzealand and we all know its fake. why do they even bother

  • yeah dump that bitch

  • Was this based on a true story? 'cause it all just seems so REAL!! LOL - I hope Daniel gets some for all he's put up with

  • yeh just go man!! i would! LOL

  • Dude, go back to college. get an education so you can get a good job and live a good life. if you stay with bree, you're going to end up going to jonas's house, where she'll fall in love with him, and get married to him. And since he's inherited so much money, they're going to be fine. but you won't.

  • P. Monkey rules! Don't be hatin on the puppet dude.

  • WHY? WHY? CUZ UR UGLY U HORRIBLE STALKER and also an ugly actor

  • ROFL....PLEASE!

  • I thought Bree only talked to the puppets to make the video more funny, but when she's not really part of the video, she still IS talking to the thing! Though it was really funny when you said "It's like cancer. She used to be smart, she used to listen to reason! Now she rather talk to a puppet than her best friend."

    I agree totally. Just take the puppet away when she ain't looking.

  • she wants to trust him because he's way hotter than your dorky ass. However he's likely involved with the group.

  • I know who he reminds me of....Inspector Gadget!!!

  • haha this video was so funny. For the first time I actually like Daniel and agree with him. Damn Bree stop talking to the puppet and yes Daniel leave her ass. They only want her anyway.

  • fuck yes danielBEEEAST.

  • Daniel, stay with Bree. She needs you. Listen to her, tell her that you care. And film it. You two are best friends, act like it.

  • jonas is really hot!

  • jonas is hot!!..ur not

  • I'm assuming YT Staff would ban you for abusing their system a lot sooner than they would ban these people for putting up creative content. But sure, go ahead. Be a complete dumbass. It never hurts.

  • watching these videos dont seem right anymore...i mean knowing there fake and all...

  • Are they trying to lose viewers? I don't get it. People want to watch INTERESTING videos. Bree playing with puppets and Daniel just ranting is not INTERESTING. The creators are making hundreds of thousands from this. Maybe spend some of that money and hire more actors to make the storyline more complex, get back to the main storyline, start posting 5-10 min. length videos on a regular basis. I really want to stay interested, but you are making it difficult.

  • daniel no. If you leave then she'll go to jonas' and hes probably like some 50 year old man who hires a little boy to act that out for him just so he can lure yall to his mansion. You can't just give up now. Stay with her.

  • big nose!

  • Daniels a jack ass. Leaving her DX What a jerk!She just cant handle dealing with this stuff so she plays and talks to her little puppets so she wont have to think about it. Damn

  • I wish you guys could have a transition event occur where she has to confront the chasers already. I want to understand more about the "cult." You and Bree need to get into more meaningful dialogue.

  • Daniel, drop Bree and her hand puppet off at a church somewhere and get on with your life "See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya".

  • Just fucking go you dont need that shit at all shes not even giving you any

  • I missed one! Who's Jonas? Sailing accident? huh?

  • yeah,im so confused,how did Jonas get involved?And I didnt hear of the sailing accsident.But wahtever,he is shit so dont go to jonas,just go home.And if bree can apprecate that,then leave.I'm not trying to be mean to Bree,but its unfair.But go to the police first,they can help ya out.or at least go to a detective or someone to figure out wwhere bree's parents are.I wish I could help you guys.

  • Bree's totally lost it. Jonas is with the cult. Let 'er go Daniel. You go back to school and in your spare time, try to track down her parents. You're right, they just want her and she hasn't been appreciating your help. Go, work on getting a life. Don't be a loser like Jonas.

  • To the writers: The storyline is weak and quite frankly ridiculous. If they feel that threaten and in danger, they can turn to the police. All this running and all this "drama" isn't going any where. I suggest you people hire professional writers.

  • I agree. Hire a real writer, or give it up. You guys don't have a CLUE about how to create a story.

  • LOL at the stuffed animal being like cancer... It's kind of like Lonelygirl15 as a series. It grows on you like cancer.