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  • OMG!!! That's a name that Peter Griffin would come up with

  • Tonga needs to understand that it doesn't own the Minerva reefs. If Tonga sends troops to repel ships or settlers there again, the settlers will defend themselves.

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  • Its a shame that not many people in the Island Kingdom are aware that the crafting of Democracy in Tonga is credited to the current monarch. A multi faceted strategy was, and is, still in effect throughout all the tiers of Tongan life. However, Democracy like Religion in my opinion has served to be an opiate of the masses, and a morsel readily used for a directives of another. The real authority lies with the tactician who is engineering the situation and very interesting to see it develop.

  • pedo kingu!!

  • Ummm. Theres a difference between absolute monarchy and constitutional monarchy! Absolute rules by personal decree and constitutional rules by a set of laws by parliment!

  • @DeltaEagle7700 get the fuck outta here asshole,, who the fuck asked you??,, the truth is that king is pedo

  • pedo kingu

  • osi totonu ke puke'i mai a Clive o fu'u 'AKA'I e fuhinga mahaki moe tali maaulalo he lohobig mu'a oku valekaiDA'E

  • @208juni bananali noe mahaha pata pe o've va pedo kingu tongami,, pedo kingu zeo,,

  • @208juni pedo kingu

  • farr man the 1 way road looks diffrent noww

  • what a accent the Prince has ! u thought he was straight fresh ! love the accent :) .

  • @Lishmaa pedo kingu,, ta'o wae pata ave pse o'da pedo kingu!!

  • "Democracy is trendy and overrated" lol.

  • Why has not the Knew King Son get married!!! He needs get married & to have some kids before the royal blood will die out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tonga please make are country pure please keep tradition alive thats who we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Manupule777 shut the fuck up asshole!!,, if you want for the king to have a kid that much go lend your ass!!,, stupid piece of turd,, the king is a pedo man!!

  • @alexoalez Fai Hoosi kai niu alu o fai ho tamai tuku ave elo mai alu komo'i oku mene ngutu elo usi fale kai ta'e sai pe osi ave your ass mai ho ava ke hoka the king is not no pedo mad what you mexican four what pedo mean four what you doing take that mohe mimi mene tete'e pali elo WHAT WHAT WHAT KOLO' MOTUA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ...........

  • @Manupule777 first off,, if you're to post on yt try any proper language such as english,, french,, spanish or german,, we don't speak babanali and are not interested on it,, anyway bananali, tonga's official language, is quite easy as i've figured out,, so this: pata pata ni boo vave avin bananali pedo kingiki haka fum t'sa ea ose asa ha lali lali banana uppi ass,, pedo kingiki munka ava pedo,,

  • Why has not the Knew King Son get married!!! He needs get married & to have some kids before the royal blood will die out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tonga please make are country pure please keep tradition alive thats who we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol thats the only police car in Tonga. And why does it look like an old american car ? ? haha

  • tonga sucks,, there must be thousands of pedophiles around,, the king is a big asshole, a thief,, may he die very soon pig-faced weasel!!

  • @alexoalez ur a dumb fuck

  • @bikkibear shut the fuck motherfucker!!,, who the fuck call for your nasty presence??,, you must be a pedo man to support the thief acting as president!!,, may the revolution wipe out both of you and all yer homo comrades,, asshole, piece of turd!!,, and don't even think to come to america to steal food stamps from the elderly!

  • @alexoalez talking about shit you don't know about you little bitch cause in reality your a little bitch ass sitting on your computer typing down shit that you have no idea about and were did america get in the convo you fucking dumb fuck go perv on your mother you shit face

  • @bikkibear sonny shut the fuck up and go suck yer presindent's dick since you like it that much!!,, may a tsunami wipe out the strip of dirt and shit you call nation!!,, get the fuck outta here,, go carry on pimping yer mother asshole!!,, tonga the pedo men shelter

  • @alexoalez what president you talking about you dumb ass oi ur dumb as fuck so shut the fuck up go milk your mamas saggy tits bitch ass you dont even know shit about tonga so dont go yappn about shit that your ass dont understand or know aite motherfucker

  • mann dont let America or no other country try to tell us what to do; let us tongans handle/decide what we wanna do and no one else; fie poto mo'oni ko e ki'i palangi reporter xD just playing but forreal though

  • man if tupouto'a went to Oxford university in britain history tells us that is a university for Freemason's so he is viewed by me as revolutionist in new Zealand he is a new world order puppet why don't you pull out of the pacific forum like the fijians from the pacific forum now the kiwis, aussies, yanks will be invading our natural resources oils, and minerals but i warned all tongans today that this king is a new world order puppet.

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  • lonez36..wat do u mean make a change he doesn't have a single qualification at all...and how could we know what he is doing is right!!

  • Illuminati/Satan in ALL the WORLD! the serpent kids are EVERYWHERE.

  • Akilisi pohiva is a good man. he can change tonga 

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  • across the world today, patriots and citizens in the Middle East and in other places are rallying to the bugle call of freedom.now is the time for our citizens in our beautiful paradise of Tonga to answer the call as well. Let's get into the streets and demand the removal of the dog King and his Baron bootlickers. we have nothing to lose except our chains, we have a country to win back! lets not leave this historic opportunity go to waste, let's fight for democracy, and win our freedom back.

  • CLIVE EDWARDS = HITLER

  • For those of you who think the new king is gay because he speaks well, so what?! Wake up and get a clue. You should be more concerned about the fact that Tonga is being ruled by fat, greedy, money grabbing people like Clive Owens and the rest of the royal family! And if you think our form of government is our "culture" you are wrong again. It is a direct copy of the English government which is a constitutional monarchy. Governments exist to serve and protect the people, not vice versa.

  • @TheDeluxe79 I'm just curious? What do you think will happen if the power of Tonga was given to the people of Tonga?

  • @TheDeluxe79 i googled clive owens and i found a fairly well known actor, i think u meant clive edwards? haha

  • @funakiexpress mimi momi, mimi momi!!,, pata pata kingu pedo!!

  • @TheDeluxe79 pata p'te ove elo lao usi kokoe haka wake pedo kingu,, pedo kingu

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  • man if i met this king id have pinch marks all over my thighs from pinching myself trying not to crackup in front of his face wen he speaks. LOL

  • . Democracy does not offer liberty. But there are dumb people who think that democracy will solve all of the problems that exist in Tonga.

  • New king sounds like snobby elitist

  • I can understand what the King is doing when it comes to uphelding culture triditions. I really can. But cutting off civil liberties from the people is kinda going over the edge.

  • The king of Tonga is simply the king of tonga because he can speak english does not mean that he is a poof. You speak a different type of english and you write with a different type of english

  • This king sounds like a fag.

  • you should offer him your sister and will really find out weather his fag never no might make you a good looking nephew or neice dont judge the book by its cover

  • new king is a homo fuckin poof

  • The country of Tonga is dire need of "real education", these so-called nobles and and political heavy weights are a disgrace to their people. Clive, and the 2 princes and the fat whore of a princess can be easily taken out!

  • this pisses me off...!!! everybody is equal, hw dare this stiLL goes on!! so much for friendly Islands!!! have a cuppa tea, she says...theres no tea in tonga, !! just lemon grass, and ive tasted it too, YUMO!!...PRince!! hahahaha, try to be even POSH!! my Goodness...GEt a LIFE!!! u shud talk in ur lingO!! U must of been BORn elsewhere, cos u dont look like a Pommy!!! ahahaaa, wat a disgrace!!! FIE wana BE paLAngi....SDhame on U!!!

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  • "In Tonga it's the poor who offer to the rich" :)))))))) tell me a place on earth where it is diferent

  • poor to the rich fuck that

  • I just like to say really look into where you get your info from. Some sources actually many sources are bias. Its amuzing to see half of you dont know what your talking about. All forms of govenment monarchy or democratic have some corrupt officials,theres no in denying that. Lets not just start saying stuff to try to sound like you know what you are talking about. I do agree everyone is entitled to their opinion

    ofa atu-

  • We will not be colonized!!

    I Love my culture!

  • @ireannek I love my culture and i love who i am, now i also wont sit there and kiss some1s azz that think there are better then everyone else. i dont need them for shit , i dont need shit from them and thats all i have to say about that.

  • @moko288 a sorry way to think of a problem is kissing someones ass!the problem is the communication level with tongans are pointless sometimes!!some of you are so tae'mahino!Quick to say otherwise,than listening to what the problem is!..

    I hope everyone comes together like it was when it was common sense than people thinking they are better than everyone else because of ranking,,people can make a change...for the best!!

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  • the poor is not offered to the rich!! fuck you bitch you dont know what the fuck you are talking 'bout!! WE dont pay rent!! we own land Bitch!! fuck you!! misunderstanding can be fools! "Our system of Goverment is the way of life!! This banker who stole the 26$million is murkd!! The King is royal!you respect his name when you speak of my King!!
  • @ireannek you may own your land but when your noble has a kavenga who is the one fua-ing that kavenga think about it...................

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  • lol irag

  • *_*

  • whats with the british accents?are tongans given elocution lessons?

  • its funny the manner in which clive edwards responds to the question from the presentor inregards to the TOngan constitution, he clearly knows what shes on about and yet he tries to hide the truth..and indeed it is a disgrace to see a country like tonga dismentalling rights to freedom of speech and i believe it was not merely the kings fault but other members of parliament at the time added there 5cent into it that eventually allowed the king to do such acts..tongans are killing tongans..

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  • what's with the british accent? was the prince educated in England?

  • @charlieanneharley yeah he was educated in some upper class university in England somewhere hahaa!

  • Why are they so fat? I'm surprised the islands haven't sunk into the sea from all the weight!

  • I LOVE TONGA but inorder for TONGA to move forward changes need to be made. I dont agree with the constant FKLANGILANGI of the Royal Family but The monarchy is what differentiates TONGA from other nations. We need more infrastructure.

  • Guck stinky ass dirty TONGANS hahaha...all they do is hate on every body beter than them...like Samoans,Fijians,Tahitians Hawaiians..and every body els..so pretty much Tongans are all bitches.,, Fuck all Horse eating, tree cutting, hatting ass dick swallowing Tongans....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­CK UUUUUUUU TAMASIIABITCH!!!!!!

  • @SAMOA51Ohh if you are a real samoan you will love tongans because thats what they do.

  • @SAMOA51Ohh woah calm down mayne...wut happend to u?

  • haha..dude dont be like that..tongans are your brothers..tongans are our closest relatives next to Tokelauans..

  • @SAMOA51Ohh wow someone really got on your nerves, dont blame all of us Tongan because you had a bad experience with one.. Take it easy ma brotha. one love mayn, one love.

  • @SAMOA51Ohh

    SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE US ALONE!!! Your the kind of Samoan that gets on my nerves! ugh

  • @SAMOA51Ohh awwwwwwwww did you get your azz handed to you by a horse eatting TONGAN and he made you swallow his dick then he cut down your tree and then ran of with your samoan , fijian ,tahitian and hawaiian girl friends danm............... i would be a little mad to se kefe alu ese boy alu ese

  • thats where my mom is from. Tonga!!! i ahven't been there since i whuz lyk 2 or 3. my relatives cooked pig at my house and my mom had a farm there. with pigs and chickens and stuff

  • im half tongan, iv been there, its not too great, its cramped, small, and it looks like the gheto...but its not polluted, oh yah my cuzins the new king... everyone hates him... but they would never tell him that... have a great day :D

  • Nomatter what everyone think of Tonga i still love my country and my King!

  • the king off tonga is a queer. if u want to live simple and off the land stay in tonga if you want to grow financially leave that place. if your family staus in the pass was lower class you can be a genius and not grow financially there.

  • hahaha everyone in Tonga is an ape a fucking monkey all of those smelly bastards should be obliterated

  • @apersononinternet BITCH FUK YU... STOP SUKING YUR DADS DIK...

  • @apersononinternet wow come to america and ill kik your ass only a few people are fat and the people there could kill you with one punch!

  • @apersononinternet you know what, shut your mouth!

  • I hope you burn in hell you FAT FUCK (KING TUPOU IV)

  • Long live the next King of Tonga! Maybe he will change the country.

  • Im going to gather an army and go to tonga and invade it. Throw the king out on the sea and save everybody from poverty. I will do this by 2012

  • @AmmonsFinest dog i was thinking the same thang, like pull off some tyupe of coupe de grace on the corruptors, including the king and its family, lol. thatll be some shit.

  • it is not even located in india. Greedy and Stupid.

  • this country sux if i lived in it i would live on an island in peace for all my life.  Its the greedy people here that make it look bad.

  • my mom is from Tonga. i've been there once or twice. beautiful there.:D

  • Its funny cause Tonga has the most people with PhDs in the World per capita .. something like that lol even though we one of the highest literacy rates , the poverty cycle our people face mean that our people and, overall the country, are stuck in the same position . Saaaad state of affairs ..

  • come on do you even live in the island...

  • Nah i was refer to the weapons your boaties got busted with on the boat which was on its way to the terrorist. But i dont think the people who were delivering it knew what was actually in the freights. They was just accept the money and offered to move it. Polynesians for life.

  • Maybe a Palamentry Democracy and a Consitional Monarchy?

    However the Monarchy has absolute power.

  • REVOLUTION TO THE PEOPLE

  • @ndeepnv : yeah revolution baby!

  • Power to the People!!!!!

  • @nwteine: say it my brother!

  • what a faggot of a prince future king speaking like that. Show some real polynesian in you man. And stop supplying terrorist with weapons anymore lol Gees when money tells you to jump dont say 'MUTHAFUCKA HOW HIGH YOU WAN ME TO CHUMP. sOLE.

  • @TheKrazySystem Man we too poor to have a simple missle what makes you think we have terrorist weapons?

  • Just like the rest of the world, the King of Tonga has competitors for the wealth of his kingship.

  • is tonga new king a fag or what

  • it's 2 bad that our lovely island known the friendly island is falling apart..I HAVE BEEN 2 TONGA EVERY YEAR THE PAST 5 Years..n its too bad how screw up the system overthere..

  • The new king sounds like a fag and he werks with the alqaeda

  • Yep! The fag werks as he jerks!!!!!!

  • DEMOCRACY!!!!!

  • The current king now is hella gay! I can't wait for the democratic system to take place.

  • i miss this king rest in peace taufa'ahau tupou the 4th

  • dang polyz are helllllla negative..i noticed that

  • man speaking for myself here.. but i like the movement that the kings doing.. giving the power to the people.. i bet you half of the people commenting they hate the king and that hasnt been to tonga to know whats going on.. just word of mouth..

    the kings trying to be like england... how the government runs..

  • u stoopid

  • @HUSAID thats the thing tho....tonga is not england...if anything tonga should be striving to be like noone but tonga....and england has had hundreds of years of reaping in benifits from off shore colonies to support their royal families extravagnt lifestyles..tonga does not...all european countries have a dramatic imbalance in wealth and power so why follow that path....the feudal system is english and democracy is greek...tonga needs something that works for tonga.

  • damn, our king is a big drop off of the old bad ass tu'i tongas that ruled much of the pacific.

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  • Could someone from either Tonga, Samoa or Fiji please message me. Or someone who has visited those countries! Would really appreciate it as I need some travel advice!! :) thanks

  • Scope, how could you say such a thing. The king doesn't look like a homo like you said .He is a HOMO ALRIGHT. He's got that Dickhead Manulala Indian business partner, what his name?They tend to go out to other countries banging each others azzes claiming as business trips. You know that!!!!

  • lol this future king looks like a homo

  • @ScopedOUT2 naah' ur aahh homo'!!

    dont tawk bout tha king lyke daht'!! >:(

  • im 100% tongan proud and i hate this cunt.. he shud let the government run tonga

  • Wow.. Interesting comments

    But I'm questioning myself after reading many comments? Does he (the King)believe in God like his own people?

    I think there are too many smart people nowadays but where are the honest people?

  • UR right! You were talking 'bout Snobbish Azzwiped Tupouto'e!! Hahhahahahah!!!

  • oua ma'alahi mo'oni koe asi ae kolisi tonga seuke ahahaha lol

  • the kids like him like TITO in ex YUGOSLAVIA poor kids i am sory for them !

  • This video makes me sick....The people who are running their mouths are the ones that are living good...

    What about the actual people...REALLY SAD..

    and the prince tupouto'a's voice is so annoying...I FEEL SORRY FOR THIS NATION!

  • lol fijinawa. tupouto'a wants to b british so bad. lol

  • You mean Princess Tupouto'a!

    hahahahhahahahhahahhahahah! I fucking do not like him at all for what he is doing to the Tongan people

  • Tonga will never change. If you want democracy, move to Australia or New Zealand or Alaska or Hawaii. We have a feudal system, if you're born poor, you stay that way for life. I am nobility, so the problems of the commoner doesn't affect me. The commoners who don't like our system can go fuck themself, they have nothing to say

  • Skilover5, it will be better if you give up your address so I come see you, and set up your appointment with the mortuary. You just don't deserve to live at all , scumbag!!! Get your as back to your hole.

  • like i said, replies from commoners like you don't bother me a bit. I DARE you to give out your address so you can be arrested for sedition. If you don't like Tonga, get da fuck out. You are a COMMONER and I am NOBILITY, you are nothing but the dirt under my feet. So don't bother me with your stupidity, you are lucky you aren't hunted down and arrested for your part in the nukualofa incident 3 years ago. If you don't like to be poor, then do as others have and get the fuck out of here.

  • @skilover5 what kind of Tongan are you? Never in my life I've heard a noble talk or speak such a thing. You know its people like you that causes all these dramas and hatred. Im noble as well, but not like you. I accept change, maybe you should accept it as well. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and what say they have. By the looks of it Tonga will change eventually, look around you. People are standing up for whats right and just. Change is inevitable in this world.

  • @madlinemen Fuck you, dont you realize this is our culture!

    Fuck change!

    I love my culture!!

  • @ireannek well change happens everyday buddy lol I know this our culture, it chnages due influences of the western world. Our culture will never change because our language is the carrier of our culture. Be easy ma friend :-)

  • @ireannek you must be a nobel or someone who likes to called a HAA MEAA VALE or you got your nose so far up the nobels MUI thatyou can see what they had to eat. Wake up those people dont care for you not one bit...................

  • @moko288

    i am a proud tongan who loves y culture.

    you must be a Fie mea, or a Fie palangi with no sense of making your own decisions.,faka 'ofa ako'e!

  • skilover5 , you sound like you guys have five balls between your legs since you are part of the nobles.The king that got the islands into one rule set and promise that the islands and people would be serving the Higher King. He then set apart the nobles to be the caretakers or shepherds to the people. Somewhere down the line these supposed to be caretakers turned into FATCATS.That is whyevery single one of you Mr.Azzhole MFing skilover or whatever the hell youR names will ALL pile in HELL.

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  • are you sure

  • Tongans and Tongan culture exist not through the work , efforts or intelligence of

    1) Stupid tongans like Fotofota 2) European culture

    and

    3) any system that was not appropriated by the Tongan monarchy to preserve Tonga for the Tongans.

    Fotofota, I've heard and seen all that you have to say on the Jerry Springer show.

  • wake up

  • Akilisi Pohiva.....a hero for democracy, and equal rights for even the poor in Tonga in my book

  • yah right, he's nothing more than a piece of shit that belongs in prison for all the trouble he's caused the nation. He will share the same fate hopefully as Tuʻi Pelehake . Thank the good lord that bastard is dead. Pohiva shoujld be in prison for all the trouble he has caused. There will NEVER be equal rights in Tonga, Nobility, like myself, will NOT have it. You are nothing more than a commoner and will be till the day you die. If you want freedom no one is keeping you here.Move to USA

  • Ms skilover5 I really think that you are nothing but a pair of lips.Good thing that your bodyparts were made by a Loving and Intelligent God. You are so annoying especially trying to let the world know you are form a GAY Clan, I meant from the Gay king's relatives. In 50 years that whole set of islands will be running down by those chinese and your offshoots will be floating in the ocean like pieces of rags and I hope you'll live long to see it.

  • yea skilover5 fotofotfa is right cause u bow down to a homosexual king(better yet a queen). u come to the u.s and we shit on ur nobility.lol

  • if Tonga had a good living it would be over populated. too small and natural resources. Yeah Tonga is curupt but I would not want the people to change.

  • @Skrapmag

    There is a reason why we are the only remaining Island in the pacific never colonized...

    This is a blessing not a cursed.

    Like in South Korea..if you are not a native,you are not welcomed..

    I love my culture.It embody the love to the Higher Power and the laws revolve around that..

    Fuck you all who want to be palangi and change to a democracy!

    Fuck that!!

  • @ireannek HAA MEA VALE eni e tahha

  • @moko288

    you talking shit aint changing what you see is wrong!!

    You as an individual can make a difference than turning your back on what TONGANS truely stand for!!

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  • I do not understand why the king's sexuality has been questioned or that the gay assumption is enough to cause hostile responses. I am glad that the Tongan monarchy has preserved Tonga for Tongans through a system that I can say or call as a Tongan system, I think that system is a great achievement especially when compared with most of the pro -democratic comments.

    Some comments are so pop that I heard and saw the same thing on MTV or Jerry springer.

  • A2726250, you are one of the kizzazz stupid MF.There are people there that never been tasted the freedom at all. You are talking about preserving those FATCATS to get bigger and fatter, while the poor people and the government savings are ALL depended on handsout from other countries.

  • Just look at that beautiful nation with its beautiful people! Now, Tongans you MUST watch out for THE WORLD BANK! These Luciferians called the New World Order will STEAL TONGA if you give them the chance! Study how they STOLE the Amazon from Brazil, how they destroyed Argentina, and how they are now LOOTING America of over $24Trillion. BE CAREFUL! These devils will DESTROY TONGA!
  • Polarized social classes? The rich taking advantage of the poor? Believe me, that happes in democratic societies as well.

  • drama, all comments

  • we have death penalty in Tonga for people like you who are found guilty of sedition.

  • and YOU are no real tongan, Real tongan never disrespect da king;Tonga is HIS country; we live in HIS villiage. Your sedition is gonna get da best of you. If you don't like da King, move out, you are not forced to live here. Sound to me like you belong in Fiji or Solomon Islands

  • Real tongans are now well educated and know better.They know that their king isn't married because he's GAYING that one indian guy ... what his name?

    And talking about his country and his villiage?The people could live without a king but the king can not live without people.Country and villages belong to God.First king already gave up everything to God, therefore (skilover5) take those kneepads off.The king is hurting due to your using your teeth.!!!!!

  • i hope the best for the people of tonga!! the leaders should serve the people more justice not take away for there own greed those tongan eites snobs talks about tongans being not intelegent enough and stuff makes me laugh at them look at the prince talking bad about his own people i bet in crowd of friends hes like the ugliest and gay person there that never gets laid and the police chief guy is prob as evil as evil gets that fat pig they need a REVOLUTION!!

  • ChefHywd - you must be on the payroll for the King himself to have such a primitive belief in rounding up the free voice of democratic rights that so many other countries fought for years ago and live by today. If you want to live under a dictatorship, without any support for the common people, then you have a selfish heart. Tonga can be so much more successful, but over the years that i visit the country, i see it spiralling downwards.

  • I wonder if a slight change to the management of the government policies will really put a whole in the pockets of the leaders? Change is envitable but at what costs???

  • Leaders have holes in their pockets?Let's check them out !!

    You should've said that the government's and people's pockets have terrible holes in their pockets affected by the pregnancies of the the king , his siblings and his assocciates' pockets.

  • he qoutes "i dnt dislike them, but i think they serve ther purpose, but ther not intellegent enough to run this country" ok just stop right there, i hate to bag on the king but man, thts why tonga is the way it is right now, if you guys (the royals and the nobels) wern't so concerned for ownselfs then maybe we would have a more colourful kingdom, and i disagree tht we arnt intellegent enough, because alot of tongans if not most tongans now days are educated overseas, i cod run tonga better...

  • Samoa should invade Tonga!

  • he considers himself as an european aristocrat lol!

  • he looks trying so hard to talk like European socialite. Lol.