MLP FIM Season 2 Episode 3 Lesson Zero

[gearsofdawn]

13:50 its raping time.

[TheAnimefan112]

Damn when Twilight snaps she really snaps.

[LUNARX45]

How did that bear live? I'm mean fluttershy ONLY snapped his neck

[Sharbecca23]

Damn big mac is powerful. Like a boss.

[LazyLonerLayla]

Anyone hear the change of lyrics in the opening? :D

"I still wonder what friendship could be" to "I used to wonder what friendship could be"

&

"...this magic could mean" to "..you shared this magic with me"

IN OTHER WORDS, TWLIGHT LEARNED THE MEANINGS OF FRIENDSHIP :'D

[Xsquiggy159]

Twilight has lost it fluttershy killed a bear rainbow dash created a mini nuke whats next?

[FeralHydra75]

Fluttershy was all, "okay.." but then she serious'd the fuck up

[FeralHydra75]

Twilight is clearly best pony.

[neilfangirl]

16:36 ever forget to turn your swag off at night, then wake up covered in bitches? ;D

[xXCaptnPeteXx]

I wish I could clean myself the same way Spike does.

[shadowforyx]

twilights expressions during the whole episode. im not sure whether i should laugh my head off or hide until its over

[metakight4]

There's no diffrence between season 1 and 2's intro =/

[Dhesyca]

That's it. I may love Fluttershy, but I AM Twilight Sparkle. :S

[Deewasomechick]

17:58 DERPY!!!!

[Hampsterman4]

First time hearing the opening to season 2... wut?

[ImmoSci]

@Pikalove18 It is different from the Season 1 opening.

[pumpkinbot]

Thumbs up if you really like Smarty Pants'...mane...?

[Nascarking24]

4:06 DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

[wolfthechosenone]

i like the way hjer ear is at 10:43

[Pikalove18]

Does the opening sound different to anyone else?

[dbzgirl18]

@Pikalove18 yep

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

(stares at twilights face throughout the episode) is this the real one or Fanfiction!?!?!

[alexgrider]

her hair is nice at 19:03 then at 19:05 WHAM

[dragonfire9267]

I love Rarity's accent.

[123jhett]

also HAI GIRLS! at 13:49

[123jhett]

lol found double cutie mark at 12:49

[bestshowontheweb]

Also: Point is further proven at 9:41

[bestshowontheweb]

7:41

So, is this still a show for little girls, eh anti-bronies?

[Archy301]

@bestshowontheweb Don't forget 9:37 !

[bestshowontheweb]

@Archy301 I already covered that scene. lol

[cratormoon10]

@bestshowontheweb I'm REALLY tempted to make that into a GIF and use it as my DA icon...

[TheDiabolicGnome]

WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS

[bestshowontheweb]

@TheDiabolicGnome BLANKITY, *Gasp*, BLANKITY, *Gasp*, BLANK!

[Wingnutcaseman]

Blowing up barns? Beating up bears? And the protagonist is a psychopath?

This isn't your mom's My Little Pony.

[XxInkyPiexX]

takes this episode and combine it with party of one.... some nightmares.................

[TheOmegaPyro]

16:50

"nope.avi"

[iPLAYtheSTATION]

I act as insane as Twilight when I have to type up an essay in one night.

[Gwenluvsdolphinz]

Derpy and the mayor were fighting over smarty pants

[Msbluerose45]

god she gone insane 

[GomelFire]

Eeeeyup.

[GomelFire]

Magic Kindergarten?..... Didn't she take a test and become Celestia's prodigy?

[importednascar]

screw the Sparta remix oh wait... doh!

[alazycat]

13:36... Twilight, you might need some help.

[DuskCover]

GAAHH!!! Only 8 hours until the next episode! Look at me, forced to watch favorite episodes until the new one comes out!

[CodeMangaGirl]

,,, spike is a lefty?

[RouzekiTadayoi]

17:43 When a deity calls you by name...

[UnSuspiciousName]

New intro wtf???

[arshami2005]

i have never been so scared...

[M16A4Grenadier]

5:07

derpy has a horn.

[BL4z3D79]

i wunder where they put discord

[GomelFire]

@BL4z3D79 Back in the garden.

[toonbat]

My dad would probably like Fluttershy's massages.

[whyhitacorgi]

17:45 OH SHIT ITS THE POLICE!!!

[scoursen1]

Twilight makes Pinkie Pie look sane in this episode....

[SonicStarArmy]

Okay, it's official, she's undergone a nervous Breakdown O_O. 13:49

[jffry890]

16:47 FUS RO DAH!

[MyLegoMaster12]

.................... BROHOOF /) (\

[sashaBFFdarya]

Eeeeee yup

[killeing]

was anyone else like OoO When it looked like Fluttershy broke that bear's neck XP

[MrCupcakes1337]

DEAL WITH IT

[333black999]

Oh no, everyone's talking about Cupcakes! What have I done!? D:

[DaedricHooves]

NO, NO CUPCAKES.

[sexyoneO]

spike can clean himself with his tongue, i foresee auto-felatio

[Charlizard777]

So... Trippy....

[neonblast]

you know what? dashie looks 20% cooler with those sunglasses on

[STARSdaggar14]

Holy crap fluttershy is a beast and a boss

.

[Rangerwolf447]

Check list-ception!

[iluvchoxlate5]

DERPY LIKES THE DOLL! -gasp-

[555risk]

i hate when my words fly awaส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[portvale09]

:DDDDDDDDD DITZY DOO!

[portvale09]

everything....must....be.....p­erfect.....

[azora52]

13:49 molestia has taught her well

[rainbowdash991]

on an unrelated note. where the fuck can i get a scootaloo plushy

[TheDominator25]

the funny thing is Princess Celestia knew all along. im mean how else would the sun be ticking like a clock all day long? HMMMM!!!!!!

[firewallednonspeaker]

Anyone else notice that Twilight has a moderate case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

[rainbowdash991]

@firewallednonspeaker erghmmm moderate?

[firewallednonspeaker]

@rainbowdash991 Touche.

[cheesymc6]

@firewallednonspeaker U don't say :P

[Angelblackroses]

@firewallednonspeaker Moderate?....She tortured cupcakes. ._.;

[firewallednonspeaker]

@Angelblackroses You can't torture cupcakes. Muffins may have finally become citizens after the many internet petitions, but cupcakes remain unprotected.

[usernamefromtheabyss]

@firewallednonspeaker

Moderate?

[erttheking]

@firewallednonspeaker

Moderate?!

[firewallednonspeaker]

@erttheking You're about the fourth person to say that, already.

[Narleify]

twilight OCD to the insane

[HollowHeadMask]

20:24

That guy must be really lucky

[geriscent]

i think.........i might hate twilight......

[MyLegoMaster12]

Sorry I commented twice, computers buggy

[Blitz46002]

@MyLegoMaster12 No No, Your past and Future self simply posted at the same time..You know time travel and all

[MyLegoMaster12]

13:04 13:06 back the the future

[MyLegoMaster12]

13:04 13:06 back to the FUTURE!!!!!

[uberCgs]

it an atomic rainbowb!

[qwertypower9]

Oh hey look, it's Harry the Bear. :3

[EpicVader505]

Flutter fucking twisted a bears neck,and this is a fucking KIDS SHOW!?

[TW227X]

@EpicVader505 It was a lovely massage!

[89BlackGatomon]

Twilight need to relex a bit :P Before she get nuts xD

[IdesOfAutumn2]

There should be a 24 Parody with this episode...

[TheDrazonian]

8:35 Therapist

13:50 The Rapist

5 minutes, 15 seconds, and a space can change so much...

[BattleSwine22]

"Great, now that we've completed the checklist of the things we need to create a checklist, we can make my checklist of the things we need to get done by the end of the day! Ready?"

"Ready!"

"Item one, create checklist of the things I have to accomplish by the end of the day!"

INCEPTION

[Kingshadowac]

Love all of twilights's insane expressions.

[KibaDelux]

AAHHAHA! :D

[wtfaflyingnyancat]

wtf mate

[wtfaflyingnyancat]

um twi your fucking weird

[IdesOfAutumn2]

@wtfaflyingnyancat she's having a psychological meltdown, and we all get to to sit and laugh at her because we're such great people!

[pookiemon99]

Sonic rain NUKE!!!!!

[TheAirSoftDude45]

I bucking love this episode

[moraz21]

Sonic rain- nuke! I'm in love!

[xibizibi]

Opening song has changed???!

[inFAMOUS581]

@xibizibi you meen hasent right

[Rockzilla1122]

@xibizibi Wait, how?

[PrinceDman1]

9:53 fluttershy wins...FATALITY

[KamilegosTeam]

So Rainbow Dash just randomly does Sonic-Rainboom on the barn... how effective

[rialos2]

ok nvm i c she does it some more at12:25.

[rialos2]

OK, is it just me or does Twilight Sparkle teleport at 4:34 and if she did then y doesn't she do that all the time.

[orangejuice44100]

twilight and I both had a crappy kindergarden year

[spazzitron2]

And that children is why you should never fight over a doll. CUS FLUTTERSHY WILL SNAP YOUR NECK!!!!

[BlackbirdtheNerd]

Spike, Y U No Get Moar Epic Hero Moments?

[jonthefuzz2]

holy shit flutershy just snapped a bears neck

[Katale316]

SONIC RAINBOOM!!! That barn didn't stand a chance

[GreyApple222]

5:07 is that unicorn derpy?

[RealCaptainAlex]

rainbowdash is getting better at those rainbooms. that's the third i've seen her do and it took very little effort

[Fombolo]

lol look at twilights hair at 6:27- 6:30

[vincent207]

She forgot the plates, yet brought that huge sofa...

[00samee00]

@SpeedCow12 You don't say?

[00samee00]

@eutytoalba You don't say?

[eutytoalba]

Ah... to be taken seriously.... T__T

[eutytoalba]

wait... Scootaloo is a girl??

[RealCaptainAlex]

@eutytoalba i thought she was a he to start with but then i realised there are like only 5 colts in the entire show

[eutytoalba]

@RealCaptainAlex Few or no guys was what I expected when I started watching this show, but actually----I've listed 15 off the top of my head, and I didn't even think I was paying that close attention. Dunno names, tho. Big Macintosh Waiter dude w/ blue mane Fancy Pants Filthy Rich Pound Cake Mr. Cake Doctor & security guard in ep16/season 2 Trio who always say "Rainbow Crash" Duo who tried to take the apple business Celestia's nephew snob with glasses Rarity met in Canterlot

[eutytoalba]

@eutytoalba Sorry, YT ate my line breaks. :|

[jonthefuzz2]

@eutytoalba no shes a chicken 

[MultiBlackhawk5]

Spike has got to get some guy dragon friends other than girl ponies

[DemostheneYuan]

Twilight Sparkle- Scaring little girls since...Early Tuesday in Ponyville.

[SpeedCow12]

someone noticed that the aaaaaaaaaaa at the intro dispeared and that there is a train when twilight goes out of the balloon?

[TheBoltkitten]

@333black999 well duh!

[333black999]

After reading cupcakes... they don't look delicious anymore :(

[vikingdrizzit]

@333black999 really? they seem more delicious to me....more for me then >:)

[ENCLAVE961]

@333black999 thats why i fucking hate sergeant sprinkles (creator of cupcakes)

[333black999]

@ENCLAVE961 LOL I don't hate him, but I did lose my liking towards colorful cupcakes. Which is why I didn't take any from my friends on Valentines. :)

[ENCLAVE961]

@333black999 I hate him for killing dash :( he couldnt have made pinkie torture anybody else? and to top it off i read cupcakes AFTER My Little Dashie

[purpl3cats]

@ENCLAVE961 I know....I wish he had Applejack be killed. Not to be mean but Applejack's my least favorite pony of the Mane 6...

[ENCLAVE961]

@purpl3cats i love applejack :( rarity is my least favorite

[333black999]

@ENCLAVE961 My Little Dashie didn't make me shed tears as expected. Guess I better start finding a new heart :(

[ENCLAVE961]

@333black999 you should, im not a sissy boy, but i was bawling when he read the letter 

[333black999]

@ENCLAVE961 yeah, but I can't seem to see Pie as normal as she really is, just a psychopath trying to cover up her tracks by being over friendly :)

[MrWkersey]

A day in Ponyville is about 18 minutes

[MrWkersey]

Twilight has OCD

[Crashgek]

17:44 TWILITE SPARKOL >:C

[aleksomething9]

9:04 MOAB!!!

[J0hnnyb0y1998]

13:36 deadmau5?

[Ammy184]

09:42 Fluttershy u badass!

[virgil592]

9:52...Did Fluttershy just snap a bear's neck? ...rule #1 of Ponyville: Never fuck with Fluttershy

[HollowHeadMask]

13:35

Ok, seriously, that bird just got stabbed by Twilight

[LamezziaBEASTIA]

9:52 WHAT THE FUCK FLUTTERSHY

[GameStar1300]

want it need it? wasnt that a song?

[GameStar1300]

wtf where is my song? oh this is the show

[BL4z3D79]

Atomic Rainbow Nukatactular

[FaeriesAndWitches]

Wait if Celestia said she wasn't upset about not getting the letter why was she going to punish her

[leviadragon99]

@FaeriesAndWitches

For bewitching a whole town?

[MrCourseudo]

RD DID A SONIC RAINNUKE

[NeoMinister]

17:56 that is all...

[TheAle89515]

Celestia used: "Finite Incantatem"

[TheAle89515]

18:53 Applejack's turn to break it.

[StockingandKneesocks]

I love Big Mac sooooo much he is so adorable <33