"Michele Bachmann": a BLR Soundbite

[Victoria5128]

my goal is to work "jack-pot-fishy-poopy-pants" into a sentence.

[tonoklein]

"momma gets a what-what"

[416mcp]

better than the real thing

[mRusty972]

"I went from being two banana plants up to a krill-seeking shark who sold pictures of different toys i wanted"

better luck next year, Bachman

[gongal]

This stupid bitch makes sense now? :O

[SkyLight012]

Jack-pot Fishy Poopy Pants... Totally called my ex that:)

[needmorechronic]

I love this, michele bachman is such a stupid bitch

[FlyingTigerBunny]

Of course there's no way and time for all of us to party, tuna face

[millimetersofmercury]

whenever my friends and i are talking about going out and they're looking for ideas, i'm always like "there's no way and time for ALL of us to party, tuna face!"

(and they're like.... :|)

[FlyingTigerBunny]

When i bring stickers for prison folks, i bring milk, not backyard meth. It's a prison party.

Well said :3

[tbtregenza]

+subscribe.  well done.

[CharlosMinecraft]

jackpot fishy poopy pants lmao

[hellhammerz666]

LMAO!

[smartpeoplewillagree]

Hey guys, you forgot to do anything to this one...

[statenislandgirlx3]

her disgusting name doesn't even deserve to be on youtube. but this video is hilarious :)

[Lanedude08]

I BROKE THE TREE ROOT UP IN THE SUGAR FOUNTAIN FAIRY'S SHRIMP.

[klimber10001]

I've watched this every night since I found it, makes me laugh everytime...., love it:o)

[TheBountykat]

I hear she likes to leer from sporty Chevy hybrids.

[petepete227]

Laughed more at the original version

[klimber10001]

@petepete227 Where can I find it? I want to compare them. I want to break a tree root up in her shrimp... :o)

[mjbarrowful]

Who watched the 17 minute ad?

[RymanRocks]

"the hispanic pirranha prom had one jew person" "No"

[Ratch3tHacker]

Its like a little kid talking

[GodKillerAtheist]

Is it me or did she get more intelligent?

[ZestyxMelonS]

..."And when I buy stickers for folks in prison, I bring milk, not backyard meth, it's a prison party."

[FlowoftheImagination]

She looks like she's high.

[PleaseDontGoCryBaby]

@FlowoftheImagination doesn't she always?

[z0rgz0rg]

use a different voice for once you fucking bore, enjoy getting your views from boomers email chains and buzzfeed.com you fucking loser

[MOVIEfreak32]

the hispanic piranha prom had one. jew. person. (NOPE)

[buzzieboy9]

Of course there's no way in time for all of us to party tuna face...XD

[Gurgleschlortz]

Are you guys only poking fun at the republican canidates? Cause the Obama one didn't seem as degrading as these, just saying.

[MOVIEfreak32]

@Gurgleschlortz who the fuck cares.

[XxStarrystar1xX]

Lol I cant stop laughing

[rudemood2011]

I love the music

[zico739]

Take 98.

Just let that sink in......lmao.

[creepingcreepersable]

Jackpot fishy poopy pants, your gonna want to buy me a tin cup for all of these nickles. <3 it!!!

[klimber10001]

"...And when I buy stckers for folks in prison....". Omg hilarious!!

[fordycord]

Get this bitch some dick

[fuzzcentralage]

"I went from being two banana plants, up to a thrill-seeking shark who sold pictures of different toys i wanted."

[bskurtun]

"Jackpot fishy poopy pants!"

[claaaaaudiaa]

"tunaface" ahahahah imma start saying that!

[TheMarinersFreak]

i hacked this comment so u cant like it

[mackyyoyoyo]

I can't tell, is this real or fake?

[legoboy1203]

I hope you don't come shot me

[jugboy222]

DJO!

[Deustodo]

nanananananananananana BACHMAN (sorry for the pun).

[LucilleJMerriam]

We've been camping for 2 nights and 6 mornings in a wahu down in Bacardi and where I'm from Mommy gets a wut wut and you know I represent it.

I waste 2 or 3 eggs and change my Facebook pic to boring seagulls. And the police have agreed to find my stooges tape! I hope you don't come shoot at me!

HAHA! Where do they get this?

[BrandonMcCrackan]

2 nights and 6 mornings? and i my arm will defend me! and i wont shoot you!

[supavids4eva]

Well, I have used the tree root threat in real life and received much praise for it. Thank you.

[demonboard90]

jackpot fishy poopy pants

[eiyjafjallajokull]

''....and get a tattoo for only when they see your bum''

[FreestylaBoy]

What is chuck testa doing there

[FreestylaBoy]

"Noo, Chuck Testa"

[klhighbury]

First time I've heard her talk sense

[EpicWinningFaceGirl]

Do it silly lady, do that whole fiesta food dance. 

[UpAllNightWithYou]

I waste like 2 or 3 eggs, and change my facebook pic to boring seagulls. And the police have agreed to find my stooges tape. I hope you don't come shoot at me! :D

[0SukMunky0]

I am proud to say that I have used the phrase "...break a tree root up in your shrimp." in a real sentence.

[spokendeity]

Dead @ the um her shrimp bit

[DarkRubberDucky]

I was quoting this while mopping at work today. "Mama gets a what what, you know I represent."

[nickthebc]

i wonder how the the original video sounds like......

[nickthebc]

@nickthebc sorry for the double "the" 

[riahna416]

@nickthebc probably similar to this one, honestly.

[Kazzbah]

Like a homeless German woman.

NO!

[crossdaheart]

this is like someone reading mad libs and putting it over a video... awesome

[barman882007]

Jack-Pot Fishy Poopy Pants

[PaulThePolymath]

Oh god, so hilarious.

[bmh4d0k3n]

Still more coherent and on-topic than the real Bachmann.

[burnout8393]

"quotes video, gets thumbs up."

[DoctaM3]

She is as crazy in real life as she is in this video... LOL "Tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp" LOL

[abarford1]

I hope you dont come shoot at me !! LMFAO !!

[TheNarcMan]

GNHHGGGNNNNGH! My head hurts!

[GizmoFromPizmo]

That hobo kept screaming, "Save a boar, I wanna see it, do your raps, come oh-wun, do it, silly lady, do that fiesta food dance. Jackpot fishy-poopy pants. You're going to wished you could buy me a tin cup for all these nickles. I'll git choo! (Cut!)

[TackyCrazy]

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen all week.

I was dying by the end.

"Do it, silly lady, do that whole fiesta food dance! Jackpot, fishy poopy-pants!"

And that guy in the background....I feel so bad for him... XD

[Philinglish]

it's like a toy story interview

[MrSportsnut55]

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[bakersfieldmusicnow]

ohmygaawd so awesome..how do you do it?.

[FreddyClapton]

@bakersfieldmusicnow yeah the uploader made it

[fredrick01]

This makes as much sense as Michelle actually does.

[BanananaDang]

I love in the beginning how they're like "Okay try to stay on topic this time"

[ironclaw92]

"Jackpot fishypoopypants, you're gonna wish you could buy me a tin cup for all these nickels. I'll getchu"

[iDoozie]

"And where i'm from, mama gets a what what. You know i represent!"

[Micaela12313]

Why are all the top comments just quotes from the videos? This sucks... But on the other hand, i already have the video to laugh. So.... Nevermind!

[LocaLeo88]

Jackpotfishypoopypants!!! Omg..i lost it..aaagghhh my stomach hurts XD

[RadcliffeWatson]

"And I'll break a tree root, up her shrimp" Haha!

[nicoleiscoolrawwwwrr]

wow she DOES look like a transvestite!

[helpAHHHH]

Aww. Man's voice?

[AtheismCentral]

Bachman seems nice. Too bad she would have everyone who isn't white executed.

[Retrowinter]

Now she is always going to look like a drag queen to me! lol

[tidewaterboy1]

"The hobo kept screaming, save a boar! Save a boar! I wanna see it."

"Get a tatto for only your bum."

Ron Paul is still my favorite, though.

[GizmoFromPizmo]

"I'll get choo!" (Cut!)

[lukeyblunt]

''i hope ya dont come shootin me !!'' hahaha i shat bricks.

[Hodenkat]

One of your BEST EVER!!!

[123crazycooke]

I'm the sugar fountain fairy

[rushboy1971]

Yep definitely my favourite. Crying with laughter. Awesome work.

[amathis101]

it's a prison party

[TheYeyo10]

Mama gets a what what you know i represent. LOL funny line xD

[XnertoliciousX]

@TheYeyo10

my fav hahaha

[meagannnaliseee]

that hobo kept screaming "save a boar, i wanna see it, do your reps, c'mon, do it silly lady, do that whole fiesta food dance."

[coltrane505]

tell her ill break a tree root up in her shrimp

[MrBaumer8993]

These are so awesome!

[999ReaperIII]

She just looks like such a bitch.

[TheCorndog125]

isnt the stuff she says already stupid enough

[TheColdrenSmile]

jackpot jacob poopy pants xD

[maemhaha34]

@TheColdrenSmile ***fishy not jacob :p

[shanksubplayman]

Why the fuck are you clapping your hands, its not a fuckin celebration!

[rajahhabib]

Wow she actually made see for once

[raebaby93]

my favourite soundbite so far

[runly1]

TUNA FACE

[GizmoFromPizmo]

That hobo kept screaming (clap), "Save a boar!", (clap) "I wanna see it!" (clap), "Do your rap!" (clap) "Come on", (clap) "Do it silly lady!", "Do that whole fiesta-food dance"!

[confusedshus]

Actually makes a little more sense than what she usually says.

[mithrus0]

If I assault you, your arm wouldn't defend you! It's better to not do it!

[samthecricket18]

Oh god... Her face...

[colinbarrett14]

Of course theres not enough time for all of us to party tuna face

[SkeksisRule]

@stevenmiller0109 That's so funny. Did you just think of that yourself?

[stevenmiller0109]

@SkeksisRule Huh. Wasn't expecting a straight quote to end up in top comments, sorry. :/

[GizmoFromPizmo]

And tell her I'll break a tree root up in 'er shrimp!

[GizmoFromPizmo]

And when I buy stickers for folks in prison, I bring milk - not backyard meth; it's a prison party!

[heuykiller]

"...no" :D

[TheMusicLuver2011]

"We've been camping for 2 nights and 6 mornings in Oahu downing Bacardi, and where I'm from mama gets a what-what. You know I represent." :)

[divoboy]

Unnnnnnnbelievable. LOVE!!!!!!!!!

[minimalist640]

no you didn't.

[PsiBetaRoux]

like that Jennifer Lohan...

[battlefieldtalk]

ron paul2012!

[jessejuggernaut]

jack pot, fishy poopy pants!

[wonderwaffle808]

jackpot fishy poopy pants...

[JacOlivia]

lol this is brilliant. you have a new subscriber.

[12harrypotterfan34]

She makes about as much sense in real life.

[ThEgOoFiEs63]

If I assault you your arm wouldn't defend you!

[Ryudoz26]

Milf.



[antonio610]

@Ryudoz26 I'd be afraid to catch the crazies.

[Myoosikz]

She doesn't ACTUALLY talk like this? XD

[VinceAndHisKpop]

lol I'm going to say "I'll break a tree root up in ur shrimp" to the next person that pisses me off, genius!! XD

[360TheCodfather360]

women spelt backwards = kitchen

[TheREALBennyChrist]

@360TheCodfather360 women spelled forwards=cleaning

[momopup01]

Breaking tree roots up in your shrimp hahaha

[Tacoflavoredkiss1]

one time she blocked me on facebook it made my day

[P2000Camaro]

Hm.. Interesting... This version is actually more intelligent than what she actually said....

[atomicdruid]

And my sister talks to Bigfoot, who's her neighbor.

[murderface2278]

this isn't far off of what she would actually say this bitch is crazy yo

[thejuggler42]

Jackpot, fishy-poopy-pants! You're gunna wish you could buy me a tin cup for all these nickles. I'll get you!

[ElephantsRock943]

These videos are so funny! I love them! Make more (without swears)!

[momarist]

@ElephantsRock943 how bout u fuck off

[rbender7]

Brilliant!

[lavachoke]

she has a really sexy low voice, for a lady

[TheVOODOO271]

Mama gets a what, what. You know I represent! ROFL

[JohnMirov]

In this video, she looks and sounds like a shemale lol

[tbscrazy12]

@JohnMirov Your a fag lol

[MajinBuuButtercup]

The Hispanic piranah prom had 1... Jew... person. LOLLLL



[chandlersagirl]

Mama gets a what what, you know I represent.

[fiver1niner]

This isn't a bad lip reading they just said what she said...

[TheDesignGuru]

tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp

jackpot fishy poopy pants! You're gonna wish you could buy me a tin cup for all these nickles...... I'll get you :)

[joshstoph]

I agree:  PLEASE DO ONE FOR SARAH PALIN!!

[TheDesignGuru]

@joshstoph it would probably make more sense than the original!

[champasaur]

this one sucked.

[hollyhuffstutler]

Love the guy in the background!



[notcalebkruzel]

tell her i'll break a tree root up in her shrimp

[MstislavSienkievich]

You people MUST do a Sarah Palin BLR.

[irsunshine49]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[tigerty76]

0:15

[NorthWestVideos75]

A women should have done the voice of this video ! WHY THE HELL DID A GUY DO THE VOICE ON THIS ONE ? I feel it would have been a lot better with a women doing this video instead of a guy.

[laurafeg]

@NorthWestVideos75 its funnier because a guy did it. lol

[BlackWolf4830]

@NorthWestVideos75 Actually, one single guy has done every single BLR so far. He does a part-trick for the female voices - but I guess in this case he felt that it wasn't necessary to do any editing

[supavids4eva]

I used to campaign for President, but then I got a tree root broken up in my shrimp.

[kaydee713]

this is definitely my favorite one.