John Petrucci's REAL Psycho Exercise!

[MrDudeface23]

no homo, but im pretty sure JP has a fucking massive p33n

[guitarczar15]

he's huge

[DiegoQu]

omg, "it's youu!! you're the star!!"... sometimes JR can sound really dumb (...or gay)

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[19abaddon88]

who knows! adam02 and JP might be the same person...

[gozhn]

What the hell is wrong with Petrucci? He looks like hell.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

If Petrucci got transported to the land of Brutal Legend, he would cause a fucking TEMPEST.

[BlazzyAce]

He's a freaking bodybuilder!! :D

[natrat51]

is there any other videos of john doing the psycho exercise voice?

[ginjeeimano]

hey plz explain who is chuck norris...im from india so i donno who he is...(:

[SoundsofDarkess]

@ginjeeimano He's an American actor and martial artist. He starred in a show called Walker Texas Ranger, a series that makes about as much sense as its title. The memes surrounding him are because of the jokes on the Chuck Norris Facts website.

[onsenfoudunom1]

John is a either a robot or an alien

[Caconymic]

I want to touch his arms :3

He's like a monster! :O

[dream4dreamtheater]

my arm just snaped.....and im going to kill you

[nirvanafrik]

0:15-0:22 isn't it a reference to "John Petrucci Phyco Exercise 4" video, here, on youtube? (i mean, that's who's the video uploader is talking about, right?)

[Shellewell]

@nirvanafrik yes, clearly they have actually seen the videos on youtube, its awesome to see them actually make a reference to it

[AzekaraHexon]

I have to wonder why it's 104 degrees...

[NapoleanXV]

because its the godliest of numbers

[ernzzz]

ah, nothing.. it's only a secret message that peejay is giving to those in the know..

[ChrisKeksii]

Didn't Chuck Norris die by killing nearly all man kind by imploding the earth in the process of JohnPetrucci playing 1000000000000000Notes per second??

[TheShnitzel]

@ChrisKeksii How else did you think the Big Bang happen?? -__-

[Shellewell]

@TheShnitzel god used a lighter to light one of his farts and the universe was created, thats what family guy say and its the best theory out there. i reckon that god's fart created us but john petrucci will bring about the end by shredding so fast he destroys time itself and neither him nor chuck norris will survive, all that will be left is a burning plectrum and the ashes of a guitar thats been burnt by the heat emanating from the strings.

[BrightonInWindsor]

What would happen if there was a battle between Petrucci and Chuck Norris?

[javisambora]

chuck will run scared!!

HAHA

[MrFroggz]

well thats probably how 2012 is going to go down. chuck norris will give JP a dirty look and theyll battle it out and the world will explode due to the epic awesomeness lol but john petrucci will win and chuck norris will pack up and live with his parents on mars reading this comment in his underwear at the computer. HEY CHUCK! how does it feel to get roundhouse sweeped in the face?

[punkdude543]

if john puts on trial tear, and ninjas fall out of the ceiling and slice our faces open, we are all royally FUCKED.

[Frust93]

Petrucci doesn't need to battle Norris to win...

No, really I think it would be equal.

[bibby42]

I'll say that Petrucci with his guitar would win hands down, without it Chuck lands the advantage... Great question btw!

[ACDCfreak666]

The world would explode. Srs.

[MasterIsh91]

I think it already happened, there's a book about it called the Bible

[Pallietime]

@BrightonInWindsor Absolute Zero.

[freetrader0000]

@BrightonInWindsor Petrucci is Chuck Norris.

[thesilentcircus789]

@BrightonInWindsor The Universe would explode in to Big Bang #2.

[TheMoramora9854]

@BrightonInWindsor the world will just explode from the greatness

[Aztlnight]

@BrightonInWindsor best question ever

[MrDyl7]

@BrightonInWindsor well Mr.T was born last time they battled, so I don't know what might happen if they fought again =/

[mostafal1994]

@BrightonInWindsor

Petrucci would 'pick' him up and 'shred' him into pieces. Petrucci is Norris's only 'fret' in life.

See what I did there? Hehehe....

[Shady32]

@BrightonInWindsor John Petrucci would absolutely win because Chuck Norris is an overrated ass

[InsaneaTann]

@BrightonInWindsor chuck would crush him in everything but guitar.

[violetcarlson]

@BrightonInWindsor the end of the universe

[LeapingDodo]

@BrightonInWindsor petricci would smite him.

[Adrianpettit]

Go John Petrucci, you're bloody awesome!!! It's great that he can take a joke and not take himself too seriously like come famous people...

[gnrcr]

Mike looks fun with glasses. :)

[Sakaretsu]

Sounds like Joe from Family Guy.

[suchass]

is JPs arm bigger than my head???

... wow i think it is.

[RemusWriter]

@suchass I've met the guy, and I can vouch for this.

[burnsometrashcans]

god, he's so massive

[Taraalcar]

Seriously, I've only seen him once live before in 2007 but the first thing I thought was "My God, he could snap me like a twig!" He is ripped as hell.

[seamonkey18]

He's even bigger now. I was about 6 feet away from him for an hour and a half on 8/21/09

[GuillermoSmyser]

You're the star!

[TheJPfanboy]

SCARRED

[zevvay]

im surprised he even knows about itXD and holy shit hes built, i thought he was mike prtnoy for a secondX-P

[PFCJake1691]

this is fucking brilliant.. I bet the guy that did 'Psycho Exercise' is well happy! Petrucci is GOD

[RLuteran]

I sweat JP broke his pants button here

[wassuppaska]

this is - as they say - never enough... I want Petrucci to do a full impersonation of Adam02, not just a sentence or two... That would complete my life

[williamwestphal]

billions notes per second! LOL

[glacier2win]

lolawesome

[MrFroggz]

hes like the chuck norris of guitar

[awfulguitarplucker]

absoulutely right! and his roundhouse kick is...the ROUNDHOUSE SWEEP!!

[fuzzo73]

I just found the adam02 vids, those are friggin funny as hell.

"If at any point you're just not getting it, kill yourself."

[crablord]

"cause you're shit" haha

[kindadrummerguy]

haha. they're talking about adam02 haha. :))

[Fredwards1]

i fucking love mikes vest, anone know where i can get one?

[in2dreamtheater]

go to the dream theater web site and look under their merchandise tab...it's a basketball jersey made for the tour.

[Fredwards1]

your an absolute gentleman ;)

[krookedjay]

oh my god!

[AxMIAx7xMIAxX]

awesome lol,

was that the start of hollow years at the end? great song :D

[lokifea05]

nope... Scarred =]

[majmop]

so petrucci is really psycho!

[Francesco2cece]

10x 4 sharin' !

[DiegoINSOMNIA]

hahaahahaha.. great joke about the psycho exercises on youtube....

[AlrightSiarr]

the mytube...the youtube guy

[tivla]

Awesome. Thanks for putting this on the 'tube.

[Vestu]

hahhaha great :D

[stratman687]

haha, i love the new dvd