Banned From McDonalds Again

[Love1War]

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[Pichounator]

Why are the Dr Pepper dispensers always sucky? I've had a similar experience dozens of times.

[martmelee]

is that a trade paperback or mass market paperback version of the green mile?

[drawmuhammed]

are u trolling

[TheLadyOfG]

In the US you have to fill up your cup yourself at McD? Here in Switzerland we do it for you.

[Purerasslin]

@TheLadyOfG In Soviet Russia, cup fills you!

[majorwolf357]

@TheLadyOfG thats good but i dont put  ice in my soda and i mix my drinks to the way i like them so that wouldnt really be helpful to me

[Arkist15]

Ahh The Green Mile; great choice =D

[jowbowcow]

Comment #3000! I love Dr Pepper but I hate you and find you a disgusting human being

eat shit

[Demoncloak89]

@jowbowcow That's cute.

[HellomynameisN]

@jowbowcow smh and smd

[majorwolf357]

@jowbowcow mmmmmmm shit your Favorite meal

[shadeslate]

what?

[1337CL4N]

was it PEPSI?

[MrHeslopian]

If you pause at 2:20 TJ looks like Leatherface.

[MisanthropicMarxist]

My old dog once ate the entire first chapter out of one of my books. Not most of the first chapter, not the entire first chapter plus a few pages, no, he ate just the first chapter, as though he was reading it carefully and decided that only the first chapter appealed to his palate.

[XQriousX]

@MisanthropicMarxist lol

[Geaxuce]

what a stupid bitch, however mccdonalds is like my god xD i weigh 120 xD fuck ya!

[Waltztheplank]

When you pulled him up, I laughed super hard.

[spikeitfool1]

You are the funniest guy going. 

[HappySweeto]

The customer IS always right. Unless you're an American. If you're an American then you shut up and sit down and drink your poisoned skunk period blood.

[spyke13kime]

it's not cause your fat, it's 'cause you are human :)

[Alternativeknow]

"Stop licking me, i'm mad at you!!"

[MoonWitchRuuRuu]

TJ Is always adorable when his pug is around. =w=

[Mohrkai]

I was thinking when you said that you approached the counter and your tongue slipped...

they don't sell bananas do they?

[fitimio001]

Why didn't she just fill it up through the drive through drink dispenser...

[shanedawsentv3]

i went to mac do the ketchup waas filled with mayo im with ya well it looked like mayo

[NinjaBunnah]

stop licking me im mad at u i hear that all the time from my girl :(

[TheHorrorchicken]

I'm going to guess that he got Diet Coke instead of Dr. Pepper

[xBlake4]

Banana.

[ZehFiend]

@xBlake4 Anus.

[TTRROOOOLLZZ]

i love the waht happens in vegas stays in vegas i was laughing uncontrollably <3

[lordurgod]

is he serious?

[thejoachimk]

@lordurgod No.

[shayminprince]

The Hangover lolz

[KaelanFournierTV]

@shayminprince That was a famous statement before the hangover...

[jessehardy]

I have to poop.

[jmsn234]

the saying is " whats happens vegas stays in vegas exempt for herpes that shit will come back with you"

[thesega99]

Dr. Pepper is the only beverage I have when at McDonalds, and if I got liquid diarrhea residue instead of the glorious soda, I'd be blowing steam.

[channelofepicwin]

Awe puppy is so cute! How can you be mad at that face. LOL!

[kjdevil333]

hey theamazingatheist you need to stop whatever it is your doing i mean you got kick out of wendy's,denny's,subway,burger king,and 2 time's in mcdonalds.which is almost all the fast food place's i know the only place you did't get kick out of is kfc i don't know if there is one in where you live but if there is i sure you get kick out from there too xD but still great and funny video :D

[supermonkeywtf09]

Yes you are fat :P

[someguy827]

STOP LICKING ME IM MAD AT YOU! xD

[MisterAnimann]

Same thing happened to me at Subway... I don't think Dr. Pepper has a very long shelf life...

[thepsychozogga]

Oh gawd a fatzo banned from mc'd loss of mooneey

[Timmytimmy123123]

stop licking me, I´m mad at you.

[HamishWyllie]

lol first off im not proud of it but i work at mc donalds... explanation; the post mix needs to be changed. the drinks at mcds are soda water mixed with syrup we call post mix which comes in a sack inside a box, kinda lick a 10L cask of wine lol any who when this is empty you just taste the soda water which happens to taste more or less like poison

[jameskapo]

@HamishWyllie shhh..... You ruined the magic!

[SpoonsAtMidnight]

@HamishWyllie Hmm, good to know...

[mujinnokoya]

Palin 2012

[TehM40]

pretty sure you shouldn't handle your dog like that.

[LiamStarSpider]

your a good comdian bit the stuff you talk about is tarded you retard

[lappy4life]

wow you were that desprite, fatty

[DubbleRaynebow]

@lappy4life 1. He was kidding. 2. Go watch his video entitled "How To Leave A Comment On YouTube" (Sans quotes, obviously)

[iamtheend3]

iamtheend1000 got banned from mcdonalds for masturbating. pass it on. 

[Ulysses447]

@iamtheend3 Fail.

[motsew]

McDonald's are a disgrace to the food industry, you're a disgrace to mankind.

[gregwar7]

@motsew you're a disgrace to the internetz.

[TearsOfWar1]

@motsew You are a disgrace to my shit encrusted ass.

[motsew]

@TearsOfWar1 So your way of insulting me is to admit you cannot wipe your own ass properly? Well done.

[TearsOfWar1]

@motsew Yes, because I was so serious when I made that comment. Good job showing your inability to understand that.

[motsew]

@TearsOfWar1 So what exactly were you thinking when you said "You are a disgrace to my shit encrusted ass."? It certainly wasn't anything funny.

[TearsOfWar1]

@motsew It's the equivalent to say that you are less worth than a piece of shit. Regardless if my ass has shit on it or not, that is not the point, the point is that it's an insult. You are really derp.

[motsew]

@TearsOfWar1 Not exactly, because you didn't say I'm a disgrace to shit or just called me a piece of shit. You said I'm a disgrace to your own shit encrusted ass, which somehow is supposedly more of an insult to me than an embarrassment for you. derp derp etc...

[TearsOfWar1]

@motsew So you are saying it's more embarrassing for my to have a shit encrusted ass than for you to be less worth than a shit encrusted ass? Lol, good logic there. herp derp.

[motsew]

@TearsOfWar1 What I'm saying is your insult was fucking terrible you 4chan meme loving retard. When you insult someone, you're not supposed to make yourself look like a fucking moron in the process. Not going to bother responding to this any more because it's pretty clear you're too dumb.

[TearsOfWar1]

@motsew You look like a fucking moron every comment you post, guy who doesn't understand insults.

[shai310]

another drink??? give me your blood BITCH rararararara

[beztbich]

this was the first video of yours I ever saw and i loved it. I laughed so hard! I love you TJ

[Terminal2k1]

Were u banned from MCDS, because you shoved fries up your ass because you thought they were mini BANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBA­NANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANA­NASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANANA­SBANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASB­ANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBAN­ANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANAN­ASBANANASBANANASBANANAS

[demonoid22271]

@Terminal2k1 lol ur just a troll bitch that trolls every video he watches, congrats u shitfuck

[stuchly1]

so why don't you go to the KFC instead? urger king, or things like that?

[SuperSkarmory2]

@stuchly1 he'll get banned from there too.

[TeddysPlaysMusic]

Instead of 'I'M CURRENTLY READING THIS BOOK'

I heard it as

'I'M A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT'

[gnr2k11forever]

@TeddysPlaysMusic homophobe

[Boomstik1123]

@TeddysPlaysMusic

[EliroX904]

FORCE THAT DOG TO SNORT COCAINE OUT ITS DICK AS PUNISHMENT!!!!

[CobaltiSickle]

Your dog tore up your book because you don't like God and that's "dog" backwards

[sissuification]

fat ass

[AnimeJunkey71]

@sissuification WOW! You noticed something that EVERYBODY KNOWS! Congratulations!!!

[mittensandfobeo]

STOP LICKING ME IM MAD AT YOU!

[Terra1311]

@mittensandfobeo lol you beat me to it.

[fhebert12]

i remember  the summer of the bad Dr pepper

[TeamPromisse]

did u really bite her

[MegaCman13]

DAMN VAMPIRES

[JRGamingInc]

epic just epic

[iAMVyt]

Satirical of people who sue restaurants over silly shit, I assume.

[technopoptart]

That was inappropriate of the employee . You should of contacted the general manager or called the owners office / corporate. You will get a coupon for a free meal usually.

[captainwiggles777]

it was diet pepsi. I'm almost positive it was diet pepsi.

[Ribgf]

What was the 'poison'?

[sukablianah2]

Haha Mcdonalds commercial on the right

[victoneter]

855 people were licking Tj when he was mad at them.

[LoudZombie]

this clearly never happened...

[victoneter]

@LoudZombie No shit, Sherlock.

[rojoboxing]

funny great!

[MrSyntheticDesign]

lol "stop licking me im mad at you"

[fhebert12]

@MrSyntheticDesign thats what i said to your mom last night

[CTFxCsoldierNumber27]

this same situation happened to me in subway, except the part were mt dog chews up my book or when i suck the employees blood. but i filled my cup with dr. pepper, but what ever it was, it was anything but dr. pepper, it was like water with the tingly feeling of dr. pepper.

[simonsinferno]

@CTFxCsoldierNumber27 Carbonated water?

[simonsinferno]

@CTFxCsoldierNumber27 Carbonated water?

[7777anastasia]

If you don't get arrested for indecent exsposure, or die of heart disease you'll get aids.

[KaliumMusic]

I fucking lost it at "STOP LICKING ME! I'm mad at you!"

[nAtespOOny]

You are a fat cunt

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

@nAtespOOny no your a towel

[nAtespOOny]

@HEROoFTHEhorde147 HA HA HA! SOUTH PARK QUOTES

[VegeXP]

HAahahahaa at your dog

[assassinpics]

So what, You can live for 3 minutes and three seconds longer? Noone wants that, So no, I demand that the amazing atheist Doesnt give you time back.

[TheMotorick]

Ok, I tried watching one of your videos. I demand 3 minutes and three seconds of my life back.

[bloodpluskillaqueen]

@TheMotorick I don't know how long TheAmazingAtheist spent recording, editing and uploading this video, but I bet it was longer than 3 minutes and 3 seconds. So instead of bitching and acting like the video was made specifically for you, why don't you try giving back the time he spent on this video, huh?

[TheMotorick]

@bloodpluskillaqueen Why would I want to do that?

[Dinoboy05]

@TheMotorick why should tj give back the 3 minutes and 3 seconds? like the other comment. why dont you give back the time tj wasted on this video to try to please you?

[TheMotorick]

@Dinoboy05 Who's TJ? Whoever he is, thank him for me. At least he tried.

[bloodpluskillaqueen]

@TheMotorick Because you touch yourself at night. :)

[saxophoneftw]

The blend of syrup and carbonated water must have been way off

[NathanwrRoblox]

but.....what was in his cup?

[LoneRookRS1]

I hate dogs. They can eat bottles of bleach and I will watch their insides burn.

[SoulSilver0]

@LoneRookRS1 Fag



[HumphreyTheWolf]

@LoneRookRS1 I hate you. You can eat a bottle of bleach and I can watch your insides burn.

[LoneRookRS1]

@HumphreyTheWolf You first.

[HumphreyTheWolf]

@LoneRookRS1 After you my friend.

[thepinkybarbie]

is this dude serious

[TearsOfWar1]

@thepinkybarbie No... You really think he is being serious??

[SunStrokeCactus]

did he tastes sperm in Vegas or im just judging in the matter of my own perversity

[WestsidePatriot]

First foulest must be jizz?

[ExcitementBeach]

youre a fat fucking faggot

[Foojum]

@ExcitementBeach that's not a nice thing to say

[AfternoonProductions]

@ExcitementBeach umadbro?

[billymayer1000]

i get dr pepper instead of coke and it always makes my mad because i hate dr pepper because IMO, its terrible

[ParaSpite]

What?! XD

[RayWillliamJohnnsonn]

hahah NOT FUNNY, this shit is wack you fucking liberal

[z0mb13t4c0]

@RayWillliamJohnnsonn you know what other shit is "wack"? You're dumbass username you fucking shitface.

[RayWillliamJohnnsonn]

@z0mb13t4c0 ok..good one.........not.

[z0mb13t4c0]

@RayWillliamJohnnsonn nobody loves you. Go die in a hole. Goodbye.

[TRORMUH]

@RayWillliamJohnnsonn

It's RWJ guys? Oh wait, it's not, it's a faggy impersonator, trying to impersonate a even less funny and faggy person. Oh the irony.

[psycicpowers]

Hmm hmm hmm, they should put up some chippies in America, that would draw people away from Mcdonalds and KFC and that kind of stuff.

Come on America, let Britain invite our favourate famous tradition into your stomachs, you would love it, or just plan your next holiday (or vacation how you say it) to us

[ahhhhjjjj]

@psycicpowers Alright. Plan my holiday and make me some food :D

[pingaslord23]

That blood part made me laugh so hard.

[terryman555]

mmmm foul liquid looking like Dr. Pepper in Las Vegas..............Your thinking of Sarsaparilla.

[terryman555]

GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pCneter]

man zit till dont wiggel on the chair its anoiing

[SkyCloudN64]

@Hrrr12 Well you see, he stabbed her thirty seven times in the chest...

and then cut off her hands and ate them! :D

[projectshadowx1]

omg ur a vamp lol

[projectshadowx1]

did all this happen both times

[projectshadowx1]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dont hurt the pug i have one :( D:

[MockingVenus]

is sad that everyone thinks he's being serious,

[supersmash43]

This sounds almost too unbelievable...biting the cashier at McDonald? I seriously doubt that!!

[wyattwyatt12]

wowowowow lol hahaha

[CaptainDinsbeard]

I don't even have anything interesting to say to this video. I just couldn't stop laughing. xDD We love you, TJ.

[Dennisisabloke]

McDonalds is everywhere, and I could not even escape from them in India, still the chips, oops, fries, made a big change from curry! still I don't eat a McDonalds anywhere else. just the once. I shall say no more. I like my fruit and veg!  Dr den.

[XrandomxHellosX]

"My tongue slipped.."

xD

[Lurdanjo]

That's why I always taste my beverages before I sit down.

[orbito312]

cannibal

[xqnp7]

I see what he did there.

[darkswordRP]

well you weren't banned you were just kicked out. Then again I work thereXD

[Pur3Dumbn3ss]

I didn't order a wet floor sign but I left with one. Another commandment broken.

[XLovexCandyX]

The machine gave you Pepsi, huh?

[MyKuroo]

@XLovexCandyX Pepsi in mcdonalds? thatd be something xD

[BrettBloomfield1]

HERES THE CULPRITE DOG WIPS INTO VIEW SO FUCKING FUNNY

[DragonstarMI]

wtf



[Redrio]

Even though this was only 2 years ago, he looks much more younger. I can only presume that youtube and stress from his ambitions made him age.

[J03H1LL]

every time i hear someone like this rant, i lose a little more of the already little amount of faith i have in humanity.

[TyonGera]

@J03H1LL You still have faith? Ahaha!

[whjq]

@J03H1LL Faith? Get the fuck out of here.

[J03H1LL]

@whjq that made me chuckle. thank you

[whjq]

@J03H1LL Any time, man.

[BradyBrendanAlex]

Everytime I see a right wing, christian, ignorant video. I go back to these videos, reminding me they are merely the nasty fluids that i keep getting by mistake.

[Angelooualgoassim]

Cute Dog! ^^

[MrSteelersfan78]

"Another drink huh?. Well how about your blood bitch"!!, RAAAAAAAAARAAAAAGGGGGGGGGAAAAA­AAAAARRRRAAAA

[hargabyte]

dude they have that book at the liberary... just borrow a copy



[StarScreamsFate]

Wow Get Real F@G!



[LOVEBEPEACE12]

Stop licking me im mad at you! Thats what she said xD

[DejectedPanda]

Why are you always YELLING!

LOUD NOISES!

[chrism4n14]

"Stop licking me I'm mad at you"

WHY is it my girlfriend tells me this ALL THE TIME!!

[person1122233]

was the poison fluid pepsi?

[Vix847]

I am disappointed by the lack of revolucion in this video.

[MegaBloodrain]

Lol got a hair cut, oww ohhhh now but you still look like a zombie lol reTARD

[don417]

This guy isn't even funny.

@don417 you aren't even funny.