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  • why is #8 up whithout #7. this is like a cheap novel

  • Carlos Mencia for President of the USA.

    Why? Because he's the best and he tells it like it is.

  • hes coked out or something lol

  • to much swearing

  • That's crazy bisssh.. Lokka what she did to meeeh!!

  • I was crackin upp thaa whole time

  • 8:30 he flips the fuck out haha xD

  • im white and think this is hilarious, wtf is up with crazymexicaninia comment on top, only directed agianst the white ppl? wtf. like only white people have the ability to not like this, that's so not true.

  • "I can't drive in a convertible because my head whistles"

    Oh yeah, and preventive ass-whoopings sucked back then, but they're awesome now!

  • carlos is great lol, bought me a pikachu, pikachu lmao

  • what the fuck where is number 7

  • i remember those prevenative beatings...

  • naaa pablo and freddy killed them.he just sounds stupid

  • the three amigos 7/8 ?

  • i chuckled not once watching this...

  • 1:24 Ajajajajaj

  • where is part seven

  • Its a girl...

    

  • what are beaners?

  • @holylemon98 mexicans

  • That ful retarded

  • Why can't have a family like that?

  • This is what I love about this guy! He Has his own style and he doesn't give a damn on what people think of him! and I quote: "have my style..I don't care what people say!" ~

  • I love the "para que se le quite lo pendejo" part. He may be copying jokes, but he is still hilarious. Besides I never heard these jokes anywhere else before.

  • hahaha... "Do i have milk?"

  • carlos mencia isnt even mexican.

  • @RomaRoma1992 HES MEXICAN AND SALVIDORIAN

  • @Drifter425 HE'S FROM HONDURAS

  • @VIHERGUI70 Oh yeah...Shit....Raised in east LA right?

  • @Drifter425 YEP, THE MARAVILLA PROJECTS, HE SAID THAT OK?, THAT'S HOW I KNOW LOL

  • @Drifter425 No idiot he is Honduran and Mexican.

  • @RomaRoma1992 so what.

  • a pikachu!!! hahaha

  • carlos full off shit all im gona say

  • @Eufrejm GOOD FOR YOU, NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

  • I cant drive in the convertible coz my head whistles ! hahahahaha !! Pandeho :D

  • whoop there it is!! lmao

  • Carlos haters..... Shut up, turn off ur computer and go play whiteboy tennis or somethin... Easily said, don't watch it if you don't like it dumbshits

  • The amount of jokes this guy steals from other comics is just embarrassing.

  • This guy has better stuff, this clip is not remotely funny. He's laughing at his own jokes.

  • my dad is some sort of related to carlos' dad LOL

    and i am chink

  • this guy sucks.

  • @BoneBeast Then why do you watch it?

  • @Thephatguyfromlost02 I didn't. I comedian should be funny without swearing every sec.

  • @BoneBeast He does swear alot but if you listen pass all that he's actually very funny! But yeah its a bit annoying with the constant swearing

  • hijo de la chingada...........x:|x

  • i am so happy my mom beat the shit out of me when I was younger

  • Then you stab that mother fucker! Sharpen a #2 pencil!

  • Fuck this punk, he sucks. Always going for the cheap laugh. He steals his jokes from other comedians. Thats why he is hated by almost every comedian out there. He pretends to be Mexican when he's central American. He's a fucking poser and he steals material.

  • @MrTruthAddict He's half mexican

  • @professorhawkful No, he was born in Central America. Huge difference.

  • @MrTruthAddict His dad is mexican my friend... i was born here in the US but my parents are from Nicaragua and i claim both... is that so wrong? should i be corrected? should he for being half honduren and half mexican?

  • HAHA U SEE CARLOS IS A GREAT COMIDIAN CUZ HE HAS WAT A FEW COMIDIANS HAVE ND DATS BALLS TO SAY DA REAL SHIT HAHAAH

  • This guy makes me want to punch a few people.

  • 7 THROUGH 8 WTF WHERE IS IT!!!

  • @gaaratristan It is there it is just has Spanish subtitles. It is in English.

  • "Trzech Amigos PL część 7/8" is 7th part but with polish subs.

  • does anyone know what he's saying in spanish at 2:11 ?

  • @AMTSULTAN por dios y me madre is something like for god and my mother y would be proud of you

  • @AMTSULTAN "estas chingon" means you're badass

  • I love how he shuts up the girl who says bullshit.

  • Jeez... Something tells me he's a little scared to tell the audience where the ACTUAL male G-spot is. Bwaha.

  • he is a great comedian!!!! but what the fuck whas he thinkin when he stole eddie murphies joke? like what, nobody would notice it?

  • pikachuu pikachuuuuu! LMAO.

  • >U< -flails-OMG XDD

  • LOL

  • He IS A GOD!!!

  • 0:00 to 9:53 best ever

  • of course hes gonna be afraid of his mom......shes a mexican parent ahahah right?

  • I love Carlos...it's because I can so relate to everything he says!

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  • i dont care if he steals jokes or not, this fucker is funny xDD

  • # 2 pencil charpen it...........hahahahah

  • AHHAHA WE CAME ON THE BUS BITCH

  • PIKACHU LOLOL

  • yo, the bit about his mom hitting him n w/e...is all George Lopez., thats why George Lopez punched him out

  • mexican moms are scary my best friend is full blooded mexican and i got sent to her room when i fucked up smacked me upside my head till love her though

  • so true about the part about men and women differences in g spots

  • fuuuck, he's my hero :D

  • he said "because my head whistles"

  • 3.45 I just can't stop laughing!!!

  • Fuckin Hilarious!!!!!

    Carlos Mencia Para Sempre!!!! xD

  • apparently it has been removed removed due to terms of violation

  • wer is part 7?

  • He may curse a lot but everything he says is 100% true...

  • @nemke1990 i agree, want to put it on fb, but the cursing is too much my mum would kill me, before its even on my fb page less than 5sec

  • i slike he loves saying a swear every 5 seconds that carlos

  • Notice how in the first few seconds of this video he grabed the water bottle and didn't even drink from it haha!!

  • I wanna pikaciu:))))))))))))))

  • Yes he does steal jokes and the "WTF bitch we came on the bus!" was originally George lopez, but fuck man this guy takes things that I heard before and makes it a 1000 times funnier!! And that's why I'm still a fan of this motherfucker.

  • @abraham5111 i've seen worse, people stealing exactly the same jokes from him, pablo francisco, robin williams and some more. but not like the idea, exactly the joke. that sux bad, is ok to get the idea and make it better or your way but doing that, sux.

  • @abraham5111 Exactly that's what i've been saying,

  • @abraham5111 Agreed, at least he's not like Dane Cook who steals all his jokes (and he doesn't even have a good comedian voice)

  • OMG " She Smacks Me Right In The Forehead ,"Remember Were We Parked Pendejo" What The Fuck We Came On The Bus Bitch" jajajajajajajaj LMAO Priceless

  • man thats a fucked way to die u snap ur moms neck and then out of nowhere before she hits the ground pulls up a gun and u get shot damn

    THATS AN EPIC FAIL LOL

  • hahaha <3

  • wow he took a joke from George lopez.. at 5:19 to 5:44

  • he used the joke but stealing jokes doesnt make sence ;p

  • because hes a beast who tells it like it is

  • cuz hes funny u dumb fucking loser

  • @myusskyuss because we think hes funny and gets stress off ?:)

  • I WANNA PIQUACHIU!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • And Mr. Carlos Mencia has the magic solution to School Bullying: just make the children discover the reality of life and fight for themselves, instead of whining and crying like fags... or like my father used to tell me "i'll give you a real reason to cry, cabron" hehehehehe

  • i like carlos usually but here hes kinda annoying

  • i know that's what i was thinking....

  • @CheetahComet3 we need part 7 man we dont seem to find it anywhere :\

  • my dad gave me the exact same speech

  • get #2 pencil ahhahaahhahaha

  • Its cos Carlos Isnt mexican. Hes from honduras.

  • Actually he is half Mexican, his father is from Honduras and his mother is from Mexico, but he grew up in L.A. He actually talks about it in other acts.

  • NO Carlos is Mexican AND Honduran! he says it all the time.

  • Nah, Carlos Mencia does not sound mexican.

  • @FrankBlocc cuz hes from honduras

  • god I wish my dad is like carlos' dad

  • @paakow111 It's pretty good to have a dad like that lol. i kinda do also, all i can say is it goes along with "and if they kick you out of school, I'm still gonna be proud of you"

  • @paakow111 u may be white every minorities parents are the same

  • @paakow111 thats how my dad is :D

  • @paakow111 so you want to get beat all the time?

  • wheres the 7/8 part?

    or theres no 7/8 ?

  • It was deleted by youtube. I don't know why

  • ok man thx for the info

  • Why dont you upload it again?

  • try to upload it again :P

  • @CheetahComet3 Ever thought uploading it again?

  • I dont have it anymore, sorry

  • 1/8 part isn't there either...

  • @SkunkkWalker there are missing parts with polish subs :) just type  Trzech Amigos PL część 7/8 in search bar

  • haha They are like my parents!!! LMAO Carlos Mencia tells it like it is!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh my god im laughing so hard. this guy and freddy describe my parents so good..

  • my dad said if i get kicked out of school for bad grades he'll kill me but if it was for fighting he'll kick the damn teachers asses

  • lmfao

  • "I can't drive in the convertible because my head whistles" xD

  • tht shit was funny i choked on my water laughing so damn hard

  • All three of these guys are hilarious! They just tell it like it is! They talk about real life shit, and make you think about it! It's real, and that's what makes it so funny!

  • F. that there is only one race thats human you moran!

  • lol 8:06-8:07 lol Heee!!!

  • I'm just wondering what are white people experts at?

  • experts at being white i guess

  • come on theres gotta be something

  • what the fuck is negative about asking a question

  • WE ARE EXPERTS AT DiSCOVERiNG WiLD ANiMALS LOL U DON'T SEE A BLAK PERSON DOiN THAT THEY BE LiKE NiGGA iS THAT A PiTBULL OR A BEAR NAW NiGGA GO NAW NiGGA

  • true and I saw another one of his shows and apparently we are experts at being paratroopers in the military

  • exploiting other races expertise

  • bullshit we're the most not racist race on the planet mabye

  • why is it you asume im white?

  • I wasn't assuming you're white I'm white and I'm speaking generally for most white people

  • carlos is very good, but some of his jokes are similar to other peoples, he mite have stole um, they mite have... either way it still causes the lol

  • It;s observational humor, part of the collective consciousness. I've laughed about the pre-emptive swats for years. Carlos just gives it a great presentation.

  • well put 0.0

  • yeah, well you cant do better so go bitch somewhere else

  • dude, what are you? like 11

  • i was just saying that he is not fuuny that's all.

  • i agree.

  • nah, hes probably somewhere around 8 or 9 since hes to dumb and young to understand carlos' humor.

  • so true so true the dude knows his game ...this is great stuff have to find it on dvd or blue-ray :))

  • i agree with carlos on everything he said in this comedy special.

  • 3:45 - 4:00 AHAHAHA

  • sickfuck! 8:30 that different fucking place thing lol it's so funny cause it's all true

  • I wanna Pikachu i wanna Pikachu you said you were gonna buy me the Pikachu..but you haven't bought me a Pikachu...A PIKACHU....lmfao

  • yea thats true nut just watch joe rogan nd carlos mencia

  • i am the same way with my mom she scares me to my very soul.

  • nd ur a fagg that likes to suck his dick

  • fuck u baltimore

  • YER A DUMBASS