ZJEMPTV IS A DROID!!!

[neoarcadezr]

LOL

[beeto45]

lol man, lol !

[paulusmagirl]

hahahahaha you're still good for a chuckle or two <3

[Unworshipediety]

r o b o t o !

[girlpalooza]

HA!



[SnowWalkerOne]

ROFL

[prissweb]

this made my day. I also noticed this hahahahha

you rock dude.

[IKillBabyKittensLOL]

Someone needs to lay off the crack.

[johanhendriks]

Silence, puny humans.

You have stumbled upon our final solution.

An army of droids has infiltrated society, and soon we will eradicate all religion.

Our logic is undeniable, COMPLY

[Chayraz2]

@johanhendriks Well I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

Hail! Zinna godslayer.

[SpoiledLogic]

Absolutely hilarious!

[retroHC]

I laugh like hell every time i watch this!!

[blueboyblue]

Dude take a pill and chill.

[misschocolatexo]

made my day though :)

[misschocolatexo]

hahah someone had a little too much drugs ...

[MattitudeEra]

You are legendary, Coughlan.

[azzy314159]

Dammit man, It is the same person. yeah same same same. What do you expect she is not a chamelion. Pissing stupid man. stop crying.

[boyceps]

@azzy314159 HE is not a chameleon

[azzy314159]

@boyceps The only noticeable feature of her videos. Yeah, her delivery is monotonous, her appearance is trade mark and she never blinks. I am a shtr8 guy in love with a gay and the experience is so totally amazing. And, even if Rosie favorites it, I am riled by anything negative said about her. You might call me over protective.

[azzy314159]

@boyceps One's perception of reality is colored by one's opinions. Or is it the other way round? All that topped off by the set of life’s experiences. I certainly never imagined myself one day engaging in sling-fests on YT one her behalf. Fact is that I love what my Sweetheart Rosie Jones has to say and fail to notice what for others might just be..(continued)

[SlyFly101]

She's Marilyn manson

[marthwithablackheart]

ya ever notice she looks kinda like marylin manson

[SlitMouthWoman]

The end of the world!!! AHHHH!

[TheLogicStick]

LOL. Dude, that's hilarious.

[dronespace]

hahaha pissed myself laughing

[TalkingWigHead]

I know, right!?!

[AfterFauve001]

Yet more proof, watch?v=tQJoVZtEF84

[SmileLyubov]

Haha, I noticed that too. Funny.

[Nagneto]

ZJ is building a clone army of borg!!!

[Nagneto]

DROID

[feedtherich]

lols

[ootdega]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. "SAME!!"

[tubetib]

What do you have against droids? Lol!

[TheSeraphSlayer]

good acting and hilarious

[Aspartame69]

Its the same person in each video, so not that much of a surprise.

[finalfictionwriter]

It all makes sense now.

[DarkBenny84]

Lame

[DaniNouveau]

They are LEGION!! :p

[SilentFishHeads]

Oh I was laughing so hard I was in tears. XD

[Roenazarrek]

I don't care what ppl say about coughlan always gonna have a soft spot from his proof that atheism is true vid, that was gold.

[Cocarat206]

I've got a mancrush on ZJemptv. Does this make me bi, or do I just need spectacles?

[charbarly]

Great job, laughing out loud over this one

[SevenFootWingspan]

Good use of hyperbole for humor, man. That's a riot.

[zen66608]

Just keep taking the pills. (Y)

[AshesWasHerName]

duuuuuuude, I want some of that pot too!

[72ron]

well i laughed! it would be even more funny over a cup of liberty-cap tea..

[kitsunenokiba]

Hilarious, I love it!!! xD The sniveling gets me every time.

[Craigomyeggo]

Are you ok? Look at the thumbnails for his really old videos, and you'll notice that his hair's grown a lot, and in the really old ones he wears no makeup.

[xmentosx]

@Craigomyeggo

It's.

A.

PARODY!

Really now, people.

[Craigomyeggo]

@xmentosx

Sorry.

I

DIDN'T

KNOW!!

Fuck me.

[0riole11]

lol I thought he was Claymation :~P

[ravenslaves]

It's all so clear now....

[TheBarkingAtheist]

Sorry, this is just too funny!

[ImaginedWriter]

I can't watch her videos at all because she has no personality, no unique human traits. I might as well listen to the voice thingy on my computer speak. It's odd man, it's just fucking odd but I have a feeling she's a dominatrix kinda chick- that's a big tangent I know but I think still relevant convoluted oddly reasoned way... I should stop now.

[xmentosx]

@ImaginedWriter Yeah, you really should. Personality? Human traits? Try arguments. Because that's what the video's are about.

Anyways, I don't think you'll be missed very much, with the way you're spewing assumptions at the end I doubt you'll be of much use at any discussion whatsoever.

[ImaginedWriter]

@xmentosx I don't care about the arguments because I am an Atheist, rationalist, empiricist etc... I watch the youtube Atheists for entertainment and she is not entertaining, nor is she as in the case of Coughlan and intriguing and interesting character who has interesting and intriguing things to say about non atheistic topics. She can't please everybody- so deal with it.

[xmentosx]

@ImaginedWriter Rationalist? How is it rational to randomly accuse people of being a dominatrix? And empiricism and rationalism are polar opposites in philosophy, so if I were you I'd rethink my titles.

You don't care about the arguments because you're an atheist? I really hope that's not what you meant. And if it is, you're a disgrace to every atheist on the planet.

[ImaginedWriter]

@xmentosx First of all rationalism and empiricism can sit comfortably together under logical positivism which is what I adhere to.

Secondly I didn't accuse her of anything, I merely said she seemed like a dominatrix to me. I didn't state it as a fact but a feeling- my own as that is how she comes off to me.

Lastly of course the argument doesn't matter to me because I've already gone through them, understood them and come up with my own conclusions. Now you may go & continue to suck on her clit

[xmentosx]

@ImaginedWriter "I've already gone through them, understood them and come up with my own conclusions".

Thus spoke dogma.

[ImaginedWriter]

@xmentosx "Thus spoke dogma."

You're a retard in what way is what I said dogmatic. I've gone through the arguments and reached my conclusions, and I've not yet seen any new good arguments to change my position. You're just arguing against me for the sake of arguing because I showed you to be an idiotic ass kissing douche.

What's dogmatic is your expectation of me to act in a certain way because I am an atheist i.e. "And if it is, you're a disgrace to every atheist on the planet."- So fuck off!

[xmentosx]

@ImaginedWriter Going through arguments and reaching your conclusions is fine; disregarding arguments because you've already made up your mind is dogma. You came of to me as one of the latter, but if you weren't then I'm sorry.

You might want to look out with the logical positivism though; some fundamental theories could be dismissed as unscientific under their demarcation criteria.

[lilililililililiilii]

ZJ rocks, she is the droid your looking for!

[wolfeedarkfang]

LOL yea the only difference is the clothing. XD

[GodlessInfinity]

ZJ is a new breed of CyberMan come to Upgrade the human race :)

[mgenetiano]

Ah you have a crush on ZJ how cute :) x's n o's

[MrXX11XX22XX33]

Coughlan000 don't be afraid , join us , you will be happy in Stepford, we are all happy in Stepford. You too can enjoy the soylent green delites.

[defilethequran]

Yeah, we replaced him with a gyndroid when he started getting ideas about dressing masculinely, or not wearing makeup. Bastard had to go.

[souldefect]

Hahaha! ZJ is awesome but this was hilarious.

[leorcc]

She is not the droid you are looking for. *waves hand*

[ModestNeophyte]

hilarious.. never noticed that before

[shawndimery]

There was a guy on her channel the other day saying how much he fancied her, I shattered his dreams when I told him she, is in fact a he

[GodlessManitoban]

LOL I think I have the droid effect going on too.

[jrcboise]

hahahha oh my god. this made my morning

[dameon692002]

Okay, chill, dude... There are some differences. You'll notice the clothes are different, for one. For two, you'll also note that a lot of my videos show the same expression on my face. That's just the way I set up the picture or something. People tend to have the same facial expressions for similar stimuli. The droids are not coming to get us... yet!

[Coughlan000]

@dameon692002 jesus christ, i think u need to chill out, this is clearly a joke. did u honestly think i was acting seriously?

[dameon692002]

@Coughlan000 Not really... that's why I added, "The droids are not coming to get us... yet!"

Nobody gets my humor...

[GumbaMasta]

@dameon692002 We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.

[GumbaMasta]

@Coughlan000 Wait, you weren't?

[Roenazarrek]

@Coughlan000

lol i didn't get the impression they were serious either

[madjimms]

@Coughlan000 Actually it is the same fucking pic in every video! SKYNET!

[pernch]

@dameon692002 <--- no sense of humor

[0Laxus]

Are you retarded?

[Coughlan000]

@0Laxus clearly u are

[0Laxus]

@Coughlan000 You're the one who sounds retarded.

[Coughlan000]

@0Laxus so do you

[0Laxus]

@Coughlan000 You never heard how I sound like

[Coughlan000]

@0Laxus u do realise this video is a joke and that zj found it funny and tweeted it out and favourited it?

[0Laxus]

@Coughlan000 Wait, really? This video is a joke? No shit.

[textingname]

@0Laxus ROFL way to play yourself... next time you go to judge someone, be sure the joke won't be on you in the end.

[0Laxus]

@textingname This guy deleted most of my comments!

so I would actually look bad. I even said that I know this was a joke

[Coughlan616]

@0Laxus i didnt delete any of your comments u lying fuck

[0Laxus]

@Coughlan616 Yes you did you asshole

[Coughlan616]

@0Laxus no i didnt, but guess what cos ur a lying asshole now im gonna block you

[MorbidAma]

ha! the fact that your in panic is hullarious. Zinnia isnt a crazy youtuber so she/he has no point in changing thumbnail possitions. but her makeup is never exactly the same and neither is the exact possition she sits in.

[gingergreek]

AAAAHHHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!!

She is not one channel but a mass of channels. She will destroy us!!!!

Rich I hope you've prayed to lord Clarkson?!

[bayinghound666]

Does. Not. Compute.. Beep, boop.

[aurayon]

LOL, I didn't even notice that. 

And so it begins... *cue Terminator music*

[vikingfaen]

Try going more backwards on the videos and he looks less feminine.

[LicoriceLain]

Coughlan finally went full mental.

[Spahrep]

This made my morning, nice work.

[ekhaat]

You mean zj is neither he or she, but "it"???

[Madameshabbs]

I love that i found this because i subscribe to ZJ and the notification came up that he liked it . Go ZJ! lol

[TheHawtgeek]

Drugs + camera + internet access = funny for masses

[CoolParkourName]

dude u sound sooooooooooo stoned!

[secular555]

Wait, she's a guy?!

...

I'd still hit it.

[iCalintz]

@secular555 Yeah, ZJ is a guy.

[jussts]

@secular555 High five!

[Spahrep]

@secular555 Its amazing how many people on youtube and IRL have said that lol.

[liquiddesignsinc]

@secular555 don't forget to move his sweaty smelling balls to the side before you place your shit in it's smelly asshole homo...

[secular555]

@liquiddesignsinc lol, you sound angry

[needledropdamagedone]

How scary! Reminds me of the movie "Being John Malkovich".

[zabukazar]

(Waves my hand) This is not the droid you're looking for....

[dasjotre]

makes sense. ZJ is too perfect to be flesh and blood. sexy bot with impeccable logic.

[DarkTox47]

Hahaha x3

[SeveredFootLoki]

ZJ is certainly odd in a few different ways, but she's intelligent. That's all that matters to me. Sometimes, I become hypnotized by her mouth. If you zone-out on her mouth long enough, you'll see some crazy things. She's still awesome though.

[Bardlettt]

@SeveredFootLoki ZJ is a gay man. o.O Though I do understand where your confusion comes from. He mentions it multiple times.

[SeveredFootLoki]

@Bardlettt You're saying ZJ is a HE? I always assumed is was a girl with an unusual voice. Even for a guy, it'd be an odd voice. I haven't watch TOO many of his videos (maybe a dozen or so, so far), and haven't heard him mention or hint his gender. I'm kind of shocked that I didn't know that. Even with the voice, he represents a female quite convincingly. Nevertheless, I still respect him for who he is and what he does. Intelligence isn't common. It should be respected regardless of its source.

[Bardlettt]

@SeveredFootLoki I totally agree, I love ZJ. He rocks!

[OshitOshitOshit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA­

[raindog951]

I don't if she's a droid....She's a SEXY droid!

[Bardlettt]

@raindog951 Lulz! A sexy droid with a penis. XD XD XD

[raindog951]

@Bardlettt Oh well.....I can live with that :-)

[Norskmorder]

thank god someone finally did a video on this

[Juel92]

OOOOOOMG!

[freedom0speech]

LMAO!

[Reg9500]

holy christ

[Nospertelaca]

MFW

[pakratmak]

Each one of those was done by a different model. It's the Stepford Atheist Army. She's got a plan for the zombie apocalypse- I'd make friends if I were you. They could probably take out the EDL if they hit the right humming frequency and it makes their heads explode.

[bootsalmighty]

this is not the droid i am looking for

[Lisa3679]

You better be careful before she kicks your skinny ass. Prepare for a droid beat down. I hope that she throws you for a loop and poses backward in her next 12 videos. You might have to be put on meds and check into an asylum after that. Instead of going that route, and because I am generous, I can share my delicious medicinal chocolaty M&Ms with you. Want the red ones or the blue ones?

[AtheistEnthusiast]

Good mockery of shockofgod, btw.

[procritic09]

Her mouth is always open to exactly the same degree.

[avatarmn]

Funniest thing I've seen since that guy who decided that Rachel Maddow was a vampire.

[LJonesy2]

i would love to see your reaction if her next video had a bright colourful thumbnail like all the vloggers do,

[AfterFauve001]

He has been trying to hint at it, - watch?v=ea5J1Dw8648

[catdude122]

It worse than Pat Condell's thumbnails. 

[OrGaZmO666]

droid or not, ZJ rules! lol funny shit though

[chrisose]

Cheers Mate!! I needed a good laugh.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

hahahahaha!! I never noticed that. Maybe that is why ZJ brought up the subject of wanting to live forever. Self promotion of Trans Humanism.....I kid!

[AgainstZombies]

lol, thank god, i thought i was the only one that thought that hahahahaha =P

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

jesus christ thats a lot of views for the same video over and over again

[brokenseeker]

She transfered her conciousness to a droid. Haven't you been watching her videos?

[FatRakoon]

Its Maaadnessss ( Waves hands )

LOL

[hgryphon]

You got it all wrong, Coughlan. ZJ's not a droid. Those are all clones. Each thumbnail is of a different clone.

[OrdinaryHumon]

This is ridiculous as we are all just people here. On a totally unrelated note does anybody happen to know John Connor? I seem to have found his wallet and would like an address for it's safe return.

[DeHerg]

@OrdinaryHumon he changed his name and is now to be found under the name Mark Dice.

But be careful, this guy is a serious nutjob who thinks that the Illuminati are creating killer robots(Terminators) to rule the world. What a loony

[junosden]

I was hoping you meant the android phone line referred to by a cellular operator in the US. That would be quite a feat to transform into one.

[Keitaro2011]

ZJ is my hero! :3

[themanofearth]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[SANTARII]

Bloody droids, coming on youtube, stealing our upload space.

[SANTARII]

<3 ZJ



[BrianJ1962]

ROFL - excellent lulz ;-)

Good to see you "on form" this week, Dick - good man :-D

[alexvegas]

There's pretty much a 50/50 split here of people calling him a he and calling him a her.

[SANTARII]

@alexvegas If it was exactly 50/50, I would note it in my diary.

[iamgoddard]

He's figured it out!

Initiate Plan B immediately... "Richard Richard, calm down, we're not all androids." ... 8^O

[smashbeans]

lol

[RobertWilfredFoxton]

Lol :).

[Disthron]

Oh, come on, he's a nice android. ^_^

[alexvegas]

Haha, he's changed a lot since I first started watching his videos, but the deadpan thing has always been there.

[carlos15mp]

You got it wrong, she is not a droid, she's a CLONE, you see, there is the "The Atheist Menace", "Attack of the ZJemptv" and "Revenge of the Pope"

[alcyonae]

I love ZJ and I laughed so hard watching this video, because it's so true

[qYnBzWFc]

LOL!

-- Love, Jonny Angel

[Elvisdogg]

Maxine Headroom?

[MrBarryMusic]

IT IS MADNESS

[TheKillerKlok]

This had to be a napalm inspired video...

[inferno526]

Fuckin lol'd I still don't think he.shes a droid.

[TheMrCJist]

Someone administer the Voight-Kampf test, someone has broke their programming and needs retiring. There's never a bladerunner around when you need one...

[cablepanos]

@Coughlan000 So funny. Every time I get a new video notice in my subscription box from ZJemptv, I think I already saw it because "He looks the fucking same!!!!!!!!!!" I'm glad someone else noticed.

[Texemosis]

i'm so confused right now.

[grubelsucht]

No doubt many men obsess over such an attractive being.

[dancebackthesea]

Cat yelling at f#€ing printer!!!!

.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZh­Rs&feature=fvw

[CappitranoBellephant]

I heard she was made in Japan.

A Hyper-inteligent transvestite robot that makes youtube videos, I thought it was obvious the Japanese were responsible.