The Golden Girls: The Best of Dorothy - Part 2

[preciousjey]

no rose i called two cabs one for blanche and me. and one for you cuz you're making me crazy with all your questions

[bettesbaby]

"she was 94 when I was 6",,,,isn't that the same grandma that Bea played a couple times?

[SuperJazzymusic]

rose: "the mind is a powerful thing." dorothy: "think of the 99% you dont use."

[Calbenmike]

10:41 LOL!!!

[Calbenmike]

"Who was your father Rose, Michael Landon?!"

[dougfancy101290]

You should have added in the clip from "Mixed Blessings" when Blanche and Rose do makeovers and Rose looks at herself in the mirror and goes "Oh my god I look terrible. Oh Dorothy that's you!"

[acolyteman]

At 7:08 Dorothy says "This has to be a fake. Elvis would never have left this much meat on a pork chop!"

I don't get it! Can someone explain what she meant?

[FalledAgain]

@acolyteman Elvis gained a lot of weight during his final years

[acolyteman]

@FalledAgain Ah I get it now. Thank you!

[riiico90]

I'm sorry but I already know Jesus. LMFAO

[riiico90]

"Fine. Get me 20,000 Hebrews and I'll have it out of here in no time."

[SenseOrSensibility]

When Dorothy's banging on Blanche's stall door, what does she say after "Not FIVE YEARS OF DELIBERATE....?" I can't hear it over the laughter.

[sapphirecat217]

Rose: "OOh!" Dorothy, you scared me! What are you doing up so late?"

Dorothy: "Honey,... do you know what's on the other side of that wall... that you're banging on?"

Rose: "A lateral fusion pipe!" * proudly smiles*

Dorothy: " Oh...Do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?"

Rose: "No..."

Dorothy: "MY HEAD!!!!"

lmao!!! Priceless!--truly the best of Beatrice (aka Dorothy)

[DiscoverPlatinum]

oh god! I just can't get through it! Dorothy was always my favorite character. Her sarcasm one after one is just too much! lol

[thisherecat2]

This show is very believable because the characters really do look and dress as ghastly as real people.

[snowpez]

seriously the best writing and show and actors in the world.

[lctrump1]

The writing for this show was great up until the end. A true class act.

[engrish2006]

"I'm sorry, but I already know Jesus." I may be a Christian, but that was funny, lol! :D

[soldme32]

dorothy says that she was 6 when her grandmother was 94, yet there is a flashback of dorothy as a young adult with her grandmother? continuity error?

[pk33617]

only thing i'm surprised didn't make it...the "My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes" scene

[MrGSWAGG92]

I ♥ & MISS U BEA/DOROTHY!!!!!

[garra6992]

Which episode is 4:00?

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

@garra6992 Season 4, Episode 15

[jemerson722]

Condoms, Rose!  CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!

[PennyDreadfuI]

@jemerson722 They cut out the funny part! "Jeez, calm down, lady. Did you just get out of prison?"

[TheScarlett618]

"His campaign slogan was 'vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee' "

*I think Anthony Weiner used the same campaign slogan..LOL! *

[eepruls]

You should have left the clerk's response to "Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms!" He says, "Hold on lady, did you just get out of prison?!"

[lucas5665]

"No offense Pussycat."

"None taken, you cankerous little prune."

[mommiesangelej]

Dorothy @ 5:02...his campaign slogan was "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee"..hilarious!!!

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

Vote for me and I'll show you my weewee.

[maggiemoomrpoo0]

8:13 - was dorothy naming characters from the andy griffith show?

[droncomedy]

@maggiemoomrpoo0 That's what it sounds like... :)

[mark40511]

This show IS comedy gold! There are WAYYY too many good scenes to try to find them all. This show was consistently hilarious! I never get tired of watching it. I've seen all of them at LEAST ten times. There was one when Dorothy told blanch that EVERLAST is not a nick name, it's a brand name! LOL

[ainmals1]

I also like the part where she jumps on Rose's letter.

[Dominique913]

"Elvis would've never left this much meat on a pork chop" XD i love Dorothy

[JeffyJosephNCa]

Dorothy: "I'm sorry I already know Jesus" lol

[JeffyJosephNCa]

Dorothy: "Have you ever given a eulogy?"

Rose: "You mean at a funeral?"

Dorothy: "No Rose, at a pie eating contest."

Dorothy: "I'm sorry I already know Jesus" lol

[JeffyJosephNCa]

Dorothy: "Have you ever given a eulogy?"

Rose: "You mean at a funeral?"

Dorothy: "No Rose, at a pie eating contest."

[angrybirdsforever]

*This woman is trying to put us to sleep* LOL!!!

[aidenangola]

What episode is 10:26 from?! I've been trying to search for this for years!

[droncomedy]

@aidenangola I didn't forget about you, though it seemed like I did. It's "Zborn Again" from Season 6!

[aidenangola]

@droncomedy Thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[ainmals1]

I love those lines especially these.

"FOUL FOUL SEND THE JUDGE OVER HERE, this woman is trying to put us the sleep"

"MY HEAD"

"Elvis wouldn't leave this meet on a pork chop"

"This is a private moment so BUT OUT RAMBO"

"None taking you cankercess little prune"

"Now listen up you writhered old sicilian monkey"

"I'm Pussycat 1 YOU are Pussycat 2"

"Men are scum"

and her speeches of yelling at Blanche.

[NmcEditorWriter]

For God's sake Rose, Eisenhower used less chalk planning D-Day! LOL!!! That is one of my favorite lines in Golden Girls history. Love Dorothy!

[PGFNJ79]

Men are scum!

[beautifulcandice601]

oh excuse me rose do we have tme to go out and get hit by bus LOL

[beautifulcandice601]

lol im sorry but i already know JESUS LOL

[ranka35]

CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS! rose! calm down lady what did you get out of prison!

[garycalgary]

i also can't pick the funniest scene, there are so many

[garycalgary]

i always said dorothy could tick people off and make them laugh at the same time

[capcom23]

Rose do you know what's behind the wall...Rose...pipes. DOrothy behind the pipes... ROse I don't know Dorothy MY HEAD! LMAO!

[cserannie80]

thank you! You did a marvelous job and SHE DESERED IT! Beautiful memories!

[TheDCCF]

I am Pussycat 1... YOU ARE PUSSYCAT 2!!!

[mommyskittles]

@TheDCCF That's one of my favorite Dorothy moments too!!!

[mommyskittles]

@TheDCCF Along with Rose's "not for you miss nursy nurse nurse nurse!!"

[TheDCCF]

@mommyskittles I <3 Dorothy! And I don't think I have ever laughed more when Rose says, in the series finale, "I SAID COFFEE!!!!!!" hahahaha

[TheDCCF]

"Nonsense, my little hatrack..." hahahaha 

[Kaitlyn9481]

Men are scum....HAHA

[SamhainTheDark]

11:07 Is that Edie McClurg?

[droncomedy]

@SamhainTheDark It sure is... :D 

[SamhainTheDark]

@droncomedy Apparently, she believes Sophia's a righteous dudette!

[Kaibakyat]

@SamhainTheDark No Leslie Nielson, the man in Naked Gun. He passed away some time ago, one of the funniest men to ever live.

[SamhainTheDark]

@Kaibakyat *rubs my forehead* Not that scene, the next one.

[home3407]

@SamhainTheDark Yes, it is.

[bigdezol]

Great job!

[kakdib]

bea...miss u

[ShabobaX]

RIP Bea Arthur <333