FINAL FANTASY XIII-2 Lost Reports - Episode 1: Fantasy Paradise/Gensou No Rokuen

[Dragonpit]

Ugh...the closed caption is brutal. I can't take it seriously at all. I thought it was supposed to translate into English, not gibberish.

[SadisticFruitcake]

Wow, the CC is simply awful. Paris Hilton? C'mon, throw me a frigging bone here! <.<

[masaru109]

its Rakuen not Rokuen >.>

[Gxmwp]

what are these?

[NoctLightCloud]

so this reports are contained in FF XIII-2... ok, I think they just wanted to summarize what happened in XIII....? but I didn´t understand a word... the subtitle CC in german is crap XD..... anyone who understands japanese: please translate this! I wanna know what they are really talking about! thx :)

[darkvampy25]

WHERE IS THE SUBBED D:

[Lucass891]

Is there any version subtitled in english?

[Dezdogohund]

More CC english:

1:15 "Please take care to observe the same sc was occupied by Nissan"

1:30 " Pulse__Tour guys have five days"

1:59 "Fu interesting iron"

3:08 "anyway, we set up self help groups"

3:32 "The ability of the boy was found on the sidewalk in a wheelchair"

5:31 "event is tied me to the cheese"

IT GOT ONE RIGHT!!

5:57 "formally known as Lightning"

[Dreamcube017]

Can I get a script or something? Come on Square, throw us a bone here.

[Echo7099]

CC IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY

[silvershadowknight]

"Had been a member of former military personnel and improve Hirose... To enjoy... Formerly known as Lightning"

Poor Lightning. Now we know the real reason she quit the Guardian Corps. I would quit too if by improving Hirose meant being enjoyed.

[KibaAkachi]

according to 3:57 rice is the possibility that the presence of poison in the pulse?? soo rice can kill pulse creatures??? LMAO 愚かな翻訳者.....

[joliyavalentine]

A perfect world with order and glass wall falls quickly with no hope. The people was wilder and crazy than what they fear the most..There sadness behind happy faces. This feel like Hope talking about his past experience about regret and changes. You can't hind from fear even if the wall is higher to touch the Heaven

[AngelofAmbrosia]

"False high school,

Bookmark and lived,

...With you."

Is it me or can some of the translated lines become a poem? Read it over and over...I bet you'll find something deep in there. >_<

[Mienchise]

well hes obviously summing up the games story and events...

[iiixySaTnAfLaNiF]

Someone translate this! We all know Square Enix either won't translate it at ALL, or it'll be another year before we get an English version of this. Seriously SE should move over here! Their sales are higher in North America.

[Dreamcube017]

@iiixySaTnAfLaNiF Really? Do you have written prof of this?

[iiixySaTnAfLaNiF]

@Dreamcube017 More liked typed proof. And I was exaggerating for effect.

[Dreamcube017]

@iiixySaTnAfLaNiF Oh ok 'cause I looked it up and that's not the case.

[iiixySaTnAfLaNiF]

@Dreamcube017 You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet, dude. And who cares?

[Dreamcube017]

@iiixySaTnAfLaNiF I didn't, that's why I looked it up. I care, that's who... I know it's not much, but hey you asked.

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

What's he talking about?

[AkiraTenshi]

I really hope someone makes subs for this as Square isn't going to provide it in english and if its anything like the prequel novel for XIII it will really add a lot to the story.

[Dreamcube017]

@AkiraTenshi WHAT!?!? There was a NOVEL?? Man, why does it feel like they don't care about the North areas who play their games? I WANT to play your game and enjoy the story you obviously put wok into Square!! Geeze... oh well, forget it, back to Skyrim.

[132Ta]

thanks for the videos! there great

[fanffx2]

If you dare, watch this vid with CC in English: you'll see lot of funny text:

1:25 "The Paris Hilton"

2:31 "We are awesome"

3:13 "Deutsche Securities (...)"

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

Sorry, but what's CC and where can I watch the English version on this?

[fanffx2]

@PrinceOF9Imagination By CC, I mean the red button in the bar under the video which converses said words into written one allowing showing something known as "subtitles". And I doubt that Square will release it in English.

[jayD671]

@fanffx2 someone need to make the captions more acurrate....



[NovaCrystallisXIII]

@fanffx2 Really funny in german, too. :D

[catbuffalo]

@fanffx2

The chinese government is mentioned a lot too.

[poodlehat]

@fanffx2 loved the "take the same care as Nissan" I got lol

[poodlehat]

@fanffx2 lol another one "event is tied to the cheese arrive"

[silvershot970]

I should improve my Japanese so that I could understand this. :D I am currently learning the language, the next time, I'd be able to understand it. Thanks for uploading, I can't seem to get the SE site working. :)

[132Ta]

@silvershot970 type AJATT on google and you can read up on how someone became fluent in 2 years. No jokes here,