Egg Fried Rice Like a Boss

[MrYerka12]

dudes got ocd baaaad !

[mrkumai]

Was it necessary to ding them that much? Lol

[vladyboy624]

He must Jerk off... a lot

[oOxSCOTTxOo]

He must get wankers' cramp like a baaaaaws

[1vettal2012]



[Clio18701]

Makin egg like a BAAAWWWSSS

[Fefenc2]

isso é de tanto bater punheta

[rollinfever15]

And hes not even Asian!

[c3t1f13dgoon]

bro,i just want my food

[tigolbitties833]

atleast we know what hand he uses to jerk off XP

[gillneno]

egg machine gun

[giveshit1994]

Asian wannabi!! hahah!

[18mayfield]

I'm not chinese and i havent got the scraper skills as this guy, but i do make bloody good egg fried rice. check out my recipe.

[djmaxdance]

I'm chinese, ive been to most of Asia, and everytime I see this kind of cook, i am soo passed. Just gimme my damn food, and stop doing the unnecessary clinging its sounds soo annoying, and it doesn't look cool, make a 5 second egg become 5 minute -__-

[superflypirate]

@djmaxdance you need to rearry calm down

[MrSimplyIdiot]

Believe me, He isn't Asian

[gatinha1yasmin]

ninja

[fabor987]

It says that that mans balk grew 4 times that day

[DerekFubar]

I think he has terets

[scorpio594]

that's one hell of a wank arm

[Skydodger]

too much chingchonging

[Mufasaaaah]

what éa wast of food :(

[ioripatd]

como llege aqui? ala deriva en youtube otravez

[menorenpinta]

too bad this is his real job

[ChrisVadeboncoeur]

BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS !!!!



[CharCharAndAG]

Hell yea no description!

[feicao12]

heheeheheeh BOSS DONT SERVE EGGS

[DokterMemmen]

Each time this guy jerks off, he has to go to the hospital to take care of his burn wounds.

[TwentyHydros]

Top comment says "Very Noisy..." (or something among the lines)

[TheAlter12345]

i dont understand the top comments :(

[TurboNosHayabusa1]

@TheAlter12345 Google translates the top comments to 'we noisy'... so it could mean that it was way to noisy OR the japanese are trying to say THEY are noisier, as we can see with Japanese women in japanese porn... rofl!

[RushTeez]

You know this shit jus got real when the two top comments are asians.

[Vitu09Liverpool4life]

This guy..

[aschwarzel]

Damn white boy

[Snakebite9696]

Whoa... Nice...

[GETDOWNWIVURUNCLE]

Skills!!!!

[FreonRose]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck...o...um... Nvm. Is that finger?

[finalxcx]

私はGoogleにも翻訳使用することができます

[iyourfatherla]

@ 1:00 He can shoot fast. I mean, scrap.

[Popachoppacity]

Where's the SAUUCEE??

[resoloser]

Why is he not Indian?

[Jacksonrr123]

DAYUMN!!!

[nordh95]

Hahahah Those top comments XD Wait...I don't undestand them

[takist5]

くそワロタｗ

[evilspaghettiNL]

haha

[emennocchi]

Like a boss!

[Leanderbro]

Wtf!

[CannabisSativa713]

just wait till an Asian guy perfects that technique

[fredrik303]

Nice micro but a little to much spamming..

[MagicSchoolBoss]

egg fried rice.. how redundant lol

[voguemuse]

denatured enzymes

[GRIMTHEREAPA]

Cool

[MINATU20]

うるさいと言うより、金属の摩擦音で寒気がするんだが皆平気なの­か？

[AmaiSaeta]

hahaha, it's a crazy.

[indiadissher]

warota.刻んだら意味無い（笑

[OkjN40]

Real teppan yaki chef in japan never do like that :(

[beentheredunit5]

Wonder what he practices on

[lewisnwkc]

Well done Rouffio... like a bouws!

[geraskrip]

1:05 - 1:20

FOREVER ALONE

[ReNisSsAnce]

пойду поем...

[MrRtard2]

and at the end it just looks like a pile of crap

[XxGetoBlasterxX]

Boss

[applem05]

I'm guessing people would come here for the whole experience. If you want your food to be ready instantly then go to mcdonalds like you usually do, haters.

[gyoraitekkyo]

うるさいよ・・・

[Sleyah]

@gyoraitekkyo Agreed. 

[waithala]

チャーハンかな、作ってるの

[X0ltare]

Fucking boss

[Crocodileyay]

1:10 uh uh uh uh uh uh incoming ! jizzzzzzzzzz

[SnoXxY94]

1:03, Wondering where he started practise that movement xD

[gootanba]

美しくない所作、評価高いのが分らん。

[D3f3ns3l3ss]

Im sure he practices by masturbating

[APATYAIN]

無駄な動きおおくね？ｗｗ

[takeocello]

一般的な日本人のために書いておきます、、、

恐らくここは「日本料理店」であります。

この錦糸卵のような何かが最終的にどんな料理になるのかは見当も­つきませんが。

Teppanyakiは日本の文化だと思われることには抵抗があ­りますね。

[ghost9003]

チャーハンかな、作ってるの。

それにしても残像がｗｗｗ

[terrahapis]

その前に作っている料理がなんなのかがサッパリわからん

[keisukegagalov]

すごいけど・・・うるせーーｗｗｗｗｗ

[clubron]

このスピードは高橋名人レベルに在る気がする。

つーかThe Machineだなこりゃ。

[TheFlinglish]

cut some eggs like a boss, jugglin knives like a boss, woopin people like a boss, fappin hourly like a boss

[ComMander0525]

IM HONGRY NOW :( and i will not eat the fucking corn flix again :@

[CynicVash]

Whom ever hates or dislike. ONLY JEALOUS bc they can't do that, nor cook for them selves bc they go through the drive-thru at McDonalds. (not hating on mcd)

[leeroyjetsonsbitch]

these guys must get orderd to wank 12 times a day!

[CabberCam]

White grill master at BeniHana? o_0

[johnpearsonsoad]

Wtf is that a pile of crap that looks nasty.

[MrRoberto471]

Why all the Comments is Japanese ?!?!

I can't understand it :(

[97azlan]

Dude, it's just a fried egg................

[backerdeath]

カチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャ­カチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャ­カチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャ­カチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャ­カチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャ­カチャカチャカチャカチャカチャカチャ

[zeasu555]

なんだ　ただのパフォーマンスか

こんな料理が美味いわけない

[tomotin0213]

普通に切ろうよ…

[juicynori]

カチカチうっせぇなぁ

[mrboogiemanjp]

玉子焼きの破壊じゃねえか・・・

[nekoneko147]

翻訳してやっと気づいたけど題名が卵チャーハン

大ゴテもって鉄板でチャーハンとかエンターテイメント以外何物で­もないｗ

[zyglrox666]

ムダな動き多いし、カチャカチャうるせーし

切った大きさバラバラだし、ただ速いだけ。

なにより、美味しそうに見えない。

玉子をオモチャにして遊んでるだけだろ、こんなの。

[hnrlit]

MrCafelate1976さんに激しく同意。

[MrCafelate1976]

んで、何作ってんの？

[cico705]

雑～。そして、うるさい。

てかこんなの出来るよりも大根のかつら剥きとかのが

すごいと思うｗ

[ryu57dom]

糞外人がサル真似をするとこのザマであるｗｗ

仕事やめろｗｗ

[MRJONNIE2010]

@ryu57dom 日本人が外国人のサル真似をしまくってることは棚に上げといて

外国人がちょっと真似したらボロカス言う日本人が悲しい

[ensta2]

@MRJONNIE2010 これは最高の日本料理です。

[mota1374]

@MRJONNIE2010 死ねや

[MRJONNIE2010]

@mota1374 おもんねお前

[mota1374]

@MRJONNIE2010 死ね

[masunosuke22]

はい　だめ。

雑。

カチャカチャやりたいだけ。

勘違い外人。

日本食なめんな。遊びじゃねんだよ。

[kiriyukinosuke]

これをヘタだとコメしてる奴ら。

これ以上の技を撮影してうｐしてみろ！！

[bafubafu841]

ヘタクソ（笑）

[2116yumak]

雑だし、余計な動き多すぎ。。。かっこいいと思っているのだろう­か。

[puipuismo]

きったねー。。。

[donguri88888]

食べる気がおきない

[plasticpony1170]

かちゃかちゃうるさい。

日本なめんな外人・・・笑

[tomo2265]

あれくらいなら練習すればすぐできるｗｗｗ

[moguify]

雑だな

[yasuki1967]

で、何作ってんの？

[hachitaka180sx]

HE IS ROBOT (゜o゜)

[marogatyapin]

雑だな

[okinawa2011himawari]

silly.....

[fullcasket]

Masturbation.

[votran333]

I'm sorry. I asked for no eggs in my rice.

[azhamat]

IGNORAMUSES!This unnecessarily showboating style of cooking Teppanyaki was tailor made specifically for the American market! It was popularised by the Benihana chain and is now can be expected juxtaposed with any pan-asian/ pseudo-Japanese restaurant. How conveniently like the TV dinner,a spectacle at feeding time. So be not surprised when your own countryman does it, after all its a part of your culture not theirs. Besides, I doubt you could tell the difference between Korean and Japanese. hm?

[satoka100]

@azhamat

agree with you!

this is AMERICAN teppanyaki.not teppanyaki...

[JasonMatses]

@azhamat cool story bro

[JWStreeter]

why would you cook an egg like that?

[razial36]

@JWStreeter To have it in thin slices and also to be show offy and shit like that

[M4D5K1L2]

Being single is a hands on job

[Branislavic9]

what makes this doubly impressive is that he is not asian

[eckohgwt06]

LIKE A MOTHA FUCKEN BAUSE

[hogo1]

what is this about him not being an asian?

[Sannhetensprofet]

Asian wannabe.

[ReNisSsAnce]

Я думал так шпателями владеют только молдаффские строители 80-го левла...

[differentandalike]

COOL VIDEO

[limosoca]

omg! what impress me is the fact he is not an asian!

[linkward]

but he's not ASIAN WTF ?!

[Xmaggot93X]

Never been to Fujiyama's before?

It's probably in your town. They do this type of shit all the time.

[Filipino23Dude]

Benihana??

[whatitduz23]

best handjob efficiency EVER!

[onecoolstorybro]

that was a tad unneccesary

[mariam94cooleys]

@onecoolstorybro cant u just enjoy the damn video

[godlovesteton]

Fapping on a while different level

[cop]

Can I just have my fucking food?

[scooped13]

Did Japanese people kidnap you as a child and raise you as one of their own?

[wotcherme]

Forever alone LVL 85

[jesuschrystler777]

@wotcherme more like Super boss lvl 85

[themilkguruu]

step 1: flick spatulas around for 5 minutes, making a lot of noise

step 2:carefully turn a little bit of egg over

step 3: repeat

[SunnyTheMoo]

till 1:03 i was expecting an asian dude......

[honkedanne]

He looks like the blond badguy Daniel-san fights in karate-kid.

[TheMagnatar]

pointless. im sure there are easier ways of doing this

[subsynchronous]

i knew mr. miyagi was a troll :P

[eddomrees]

and he's white O.o

[ericunderscores]

Oh come on he's just clicking things around for most of that.

[mattymagoo22]

I found it hard to masturbate as fast as the guy in the video.

[de500ya]

wait for it ...wait for it........O.O !

[TheNoseGlasses]

so this is where the karate kid ended up

[greyknight7]

thats a white dude? fake

[kcinvan77]

who else scrolled down to see jokes about him jacking off?

[shamocan]

@kcinvan77 hahahah loled so hard!

[zocom009]

lollolololo

[TeHFiNaLSTaND]

HE'S NOT ASIAN? I thought only Asians had human super powers.

[TerminalCraze]

@mikepavfit where do you think restaurants get their base ingredients ?

[wrongcreativity]

We meet again 240p.

[nobumassiah]

that asian guy looks white

[beneaththeroses]

that dude was WHITE ?

[darkndfate]

@mikepavfit Are you fucking kidding me. Okay DONT support independently owned local businesses that give people jobs that help support their families. You don't have to pay a lot of money for good services and a little bit of entertainment. Please shut the fuck up.

[jasonc952000]

HE IS WHITE!!!! 0.0

[beneaththeroses]

@jasonc952000 yeah WHAT ?

[gregarious24]

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd like to receive a handjob from this man.

[3jbak]

damn that was fast like a Gun

[Mynnigon]

India?! You mean Japan! You'll find people doing this in every teppanyaki restaurant. However, I've never seen a white dude doing this, haha!

[musicpilgrimages]

Was this at Benihanas?

[NerdsForTheWin]

Wadsworth constant applies

[someone2to1]

Woah woah woah, hold on he's not Indian nor Asian.

Da fuck?

[0to9000]

@someone2to1 India is in Asia :D

[soguuud]

Meanwhile in India...

[KapnKrunch10]

That's probably the most complicated way to make scrambled eggs.

[somebodyfunny]

A white guy as a hibachi cook?! Blasphemy.