BEST SONGS EVER II

[pennyforyou]

TJ is an asshole.....but he's a funny asshole.....and he is an atheist lefty ............so being an asshole at that point is excused....in fact to be funny in his way he has to be an asshole

[BlueRise85]

if tj and cody were the next tenacious d, then code would be Kage, satan's little bitch

[HillbillyMykle]

seriously couldn't stop laughing

[AapoR]

*laughing my ass off*

[arxidoforos]

My new ringtones

[krinkleberry]

i had to pause this because i was laughing so hard on multiple occasions xD

[VikTalks]

The next Tenacious D.

[DesecrateConformity]

I couldn't stop laughing after hearing the first song. I love TJ's hand movements.

[staggo3000]

do a cover of windmills of your mind

[AwesomeRants]

Anyone else notice that Cody's a lefty?

[BerwynPotHead420]

Way better than the first one, I actually like listening to these.

[DHSpeaks]

We WOULD, in fact, like to listen to 20 minutes of this shit, sir.

[Idkfawin32]

Next time you see a man in the grocery store, and he's buying banana's, you gotta wonder if maybe that's just his low budget dildo. I always wonder that. Is that fruit going in his ass. I don't know.

[plouffjoshua64]

@Idkfawin32 Ujellybro?

[jlosmom]

@Idkfawin32 you're gay if you wonder that lmfao

[XTFparrot]

@jlosmom Someone missed out on banana gate and didn't understand the joke clearly...

[bafflea9]

the riff from unfished cocksucking is from nirvana's "breed"

[Meikitatakikarim]

Please make some sort of longer version of All the Porn in the World.

[siwooot]

over 2,500 likes and only 61,000 views??? ok something is definitely not right with these view counts, I've never seen that many likes on a video that didn't have at least a few hundred thousand views

[trooper600]

I would pay money for an album of this:D

[phatking3]

@trooper600 they have an album on sale on bandcamp under the straight-eff's

[SmackBear2SmckCat]

Make a BAND PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[DeathNoteFreak000]

This was fucking amazing

[dzonifazoni]

that 2nd song is so creepy 

[zrecer]

low budget dildo!!!

[BlackFloyd94]

1:09 Low Budget Dildo makes me laugh so fucking hard. XD

[JustusGregorius]

Low budget dildo +4 karaoke pitch on realtek HD audio manager, and you hear TJ normal voice.

[hcnuup]

You should feel ashamed. Because of you, people think Coby is 5'5 tall and chicks don't dig tiny guys.

[Jabulon88]

good luck making a carriere

[shaizerbaizer657]

0:00 Big fat Fucking Dick

1:09 Low Budget Dildo

1:59 Unfinished Cocksucking

2:11 Political Bullshit

3:34 All the Porn In the World

3:58 Speed Race

4:27 Our Fucking Ego

[MrNoknownidentity]

@shaizerbaizer657 0:00 - cletus the great

[shaizerbaizer657]

@MrNoknownidentity Forgive my ignorance...

[MrNoknownidentity]

@shaizerbaizer657 your welcome :P

[TheTako400]

@shaizerbaizer657 Haha, you're the table of contents in both videos.

[shaizerbaizer657]

@TheTako400 People seem to like track-listings

[sportstumpy]

serious, TJ could be a metal singer xD

[Gogohax]

I hope my neighbors like these songs.

[PiratedComedy]

@Gogohax Me to hahaha

[WolfmotherSongs]

1. Cletus the Great

2. Low Budget Dildo

3. Come and Suck My Dick Now

4. Microscopic Dick

5. All The Porn in The World

6. Time is Runnin' Out

7. Cody's Badass Manly Fist

[Sonofkong0]

Will you sing at my wedding?

Did I mention I'm catholic.

[Trainmate345]

haha listening to come and suck my dick now was the best 4 seconds of my life

[tkmaster17]

Tracklisting:

1. Pissed off mouse

2. Low Budget Dildo

3. Cum

4. Politics suck

5. Seen all the porn in the world

6. Speed Race

7. Greatest Fucking band

[nuyorican94521]

NOW YO' DEAD MUTHAFUCKA HOWD YA LIKE TO MEET US?!

My favorite line throughout this video...

[Ianstrox]

Why does TJ hold his shirt a though it's a dress?

[siwooot]

this is still the best one

[DarkgeneralFTB]

this is still ''THE BEST SONGS EVER"

[einsteinandie]

big fat fucking dick, all the porn in the world, and our fucking ego are my favorites

[anders092]

at the end cody sounds like a smurf

[iplayc0d]

MAKE MORE!

[bostonsucks88]

Dude you totally stole the riff in "unfinished cock-sucking" from Nirvana's song "Breed." It's all good though, your song is way funnier!

[TheOtherHolly]

@bostonsucks88 Welll, Cody does say that Kurt Cobain is a big influence on him.

...Unless Kurt Cobain wasn't in Nirvana.

I thought he was though.

[bostonsucks88]

@TheOtherHolly Yes Kurt Cobain was in Nirvana so that would make sense.

[TheSorrow1O1]

@bostonsucks88

They also used the riff from Polly in the first Best Songs Ever. Not really 'stealing' though, it's a parody.

[1201zj]

"A fucking speed race", TJ sounds kinda like Rob Halford xD. MORE OF THIS GUYS PLEASE?

[TheDarklink413]

funny has hell

[Kire667]

Hey wait... is that Tenacious D's cousin?

[LadyGumibaer]

Love the face he makes at the end

[psychedelicsoul]

What is this lol? Beauty and the Beast. Great!

[StevieTVee92]

Unfinished Cock-Sucking sounds a bit like breed from Nirvana.

[xdomaraqx]

@TheBobLives 0:00 Cletus the Great*

[Finnstudios]

TI LUV THESE SONGS! MAKE AN ALBUM! 

[awwq89]

the cock-sucking song sounded a lot like "whip it" by devo

[edwardLRS]

you guys remind me of Tenacious D

[Kraized]

The Song that's been dubbed ""our fucking ego" is pretty fucking awesome shit!! I want more.

[Zekkary]

Make a full and high quality album! I'd definitely buy it.

[HappyAtheist76]

Hahahahahaha. EPIC :D

[Buncheman]

More, please!

[icefroggerWillz]

i fucking lmao KKKK

u're fucking awesome and u rly should make an album, i'd buy it

\m/ Ò.ó \m/

[Unterhose1000]

Vote 4 Lyrics !

[alreadytakenthe3rd]

cuz I'm a crazy motherfucka and I want to have fun

[JollyJollyJoseph]

These really are the best songs

[blackholesunrules]

Last one polly now breed awesome

[ShadStyles]

"it's not 10 feet long, it's 10 feet THICK, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

[MikeTap4321]

was that actually him singing

[TheMinxTail]

@MikeTap4321 I heard him singing in BlogTV with Cody, so I would imagine he's capable.

[Cometawa]

Their style reminds me of Tenacious D. :)

[MikeTap4321]

awesome

[thetwowheeler1]

2:01 is either breed by nirvana or sleep now in the fire by ratm. i recognize the melody. heh.

[aPandorasboxofmusic]

@thetwowheeler1 It's "Breed" by Nirvana. And Cody's a lefty like Kurt! Lulz.

[funnyjapaneseboy]

265 people are not one of the few.

[SnakkeBikkje]

Is it possible for one man to have seen all the porn in the world?

[FilmStudentWannabe]

Cody's shirt keeps changing. O:

[hammerfix]

2:01 sounds like Sleep Now in the Fire by Rage against the machine

[fpsexcellence]

@hammerfix Yeah I thought that too.

[AwesomeSauceLimited]

@hammerfix its Breed-Nirvana :)

[1C9J9S5]

wtf is with you and dick? 2:01 NO! I WONT SUCK YOUR DICK!

[LoonyLemming]

NOW YOU'RE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MEET US?

[mario441797]

the riff at 1:09 is really cool

[matthewwelshable]

hold 9

meaow

[Sundrownpaw45]

i love how you say band in the last song ;D.

faved.

[SnakkeBikkje]

Codys face if u hold 7

[adfgfds]

@TheBobLives

Lol sounds like life

[MrTheBenBen]

Take note TJ: Cody changed his clothes between the two singing videoes...

[punkidjulian]

I fucking love Low Budget Dildo too!

[SnakkeBikkje]

"all the porn in the world" is too short, make a extended version

[doubleB745]

@SnakkeBikkje ...xD think about what you typed..

[SnakkeBikkje]

@doubleB745 hm?

[doubleB745]

@SnakkeBikkje All the porn in the world... And you want an extended version? porns supposed to- u know?

[SnakkeBikkje]

@doubleB745 i just love the beat

[SnakkeBikkje]

Hold 5:D

[AzArAzA95]

:D :D :D :D!!!!

[TheSsd8]

I fucking love low budget dildo.

[JMB129]

I don't know why, but I could sit in that room with a 12 pack of beer and just listen to you guys for hours. That shit's deep.

[Azoicum]

cocksuckers

[DarkgeneralFTB]

Fuck I Love This!

[kk199710]

Fucking.AWESOME! :D

[jayhop1]

please---watch the stars---

[rastaR00STER]

What is the first riff from???.?

[fpsexcellence]

I don't know if this is a joke but every single one of these songs are fucking awesome. I love freestyle Metal!

[ASpongyLemon]

My favourite is 3:34

[TheShadowDaemon]

Who else noticed that Cody's clothes change several times?

[GreegreePVP]

Low budget dildo is the best shit ever!

[Scottofthewik]

When I ride a horse I need a separate horse for MY BIG FAT FUCKING DICK.

[doloreg]

Squirrel songs anyone?

[ixiBSMixi]

B.F.F.D. and All the Porn In the World would destroy the billboards. Amazing.

[pheeson]

i can't stop humming "all the porn in the world"

[RuiDores]

I hope you don't mind if I make a cover of your "come and suck my dick now" song after the romantic dinner with my girlfriend tonight TJ! With it, I'll get lucky for sure!!! Ty

[xarealpersonx]

Anyone else think of foamy's Squirrel songs with the last one?

[dkjscc271]

The first minute as the best. I watched it over and over again and it never got old. Congratulations for making my night,

[fcpictures]

Should have included "Satan all the way" if you release an album, make that the finale

[invisablewalkinging]

Can you please play at my birthday? :)

[kaka9419]

That gave me a boner XD

[TheSickness14]

"Christ the Bird" was kind of wierd....

[TheSickness14]

We want the new Tjacious C album!

[horny0donkey0]

the spooky song is so fuckin good :/

and also the one that goes like

tj: come and suck my dick now! come and suck my dick now!

person sucking his dick: brrbrrbrrbrr brr brr! brrbrrbrrbrr brr brrr!

[nuyorican94521]

5:34 Cody's scream made me laugh

[yagneshraviteja]

hahahahaha made my day xD

awesome

[satinsguard]

Why haven't you guys got a record contract yet?

[jflint87]

Best line ever: "It's a speed race, speed race. fuck you in your fucking face!" ROFL

[PatAaron519]

YEAH Bill Hicks!!!!

[avdosmajic]

Yes. More of these!

[MrYadakun]

Captain Beefheart lives!

[MonthuRa]

hahahah i think i've watched this like over 9000 times already...AND HAS IT GOTTEN WORSE? NOO!! hahahahah i love this!

[vitaminsandstds]

nice vocal technique br0

[ixisxrxmrxhappy]

I'm....reminded of Tenacious D >.>"

[54321nicolaskurtf]

@ixisxrxmrxhappy no dude this sounds just like the band ween

[ThePokemasterMatt]

@ixisxrxmrxhappy The last song.

[LufsyLurqy]

I don't think the atheist has gotten any pussey in a long time 'cause all he sings about is dicks :D

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

He's totally in love with Cody, just saying.

[only1nobull]

second song sounds like the band tea party.

[razorath92]

GO CLEDUS GO!!!!

[Bladerunner20006]

@xomiakas

Same here :D I've watched this like 10 times now, I know all of them by heart!

[MrAxemana]

Fuck me.. the lyrics to the first song were god like.

[LoGjustin]

The second one is so fucking hilarious.

[WhiteRussianBC]

@LoGjustin True that!

[EmilyAuditions]

I watch this video before I go to bed at night <3

[nightlight12340]

Cody Weber :)

[Apeshavenotails2]

If you want MORE and more graphic, get in his pants.

[dsmelsergmailcom]

Fucking, Awesome.

[pigfarts992]

Lol i see cody loves nirvana. so do i.

[TheSaucyMeatballs]

You really should make an album

I'd buy that shit

[whiteravenauthority]

When will your first album be available?

[TEhaji]

Speed race is the best song ever!

[LedZeppelinx88]

The funniest part of these videos for me is TJs little bouncing up and down as he sings and it gets more and more dramatic the more violent his voice and lyrics get haha

[LedZeppelinx88]

how does the guitarist keep a straight face through this? lol

[JM12101]

Please make a full song for the first!

[johnthepyromaniac]

thumbs up if you cracked up on the cucumber dildo song

[AbsoluteZ3R0]

This is significantly better than the first video. The first two songs are especially good

[otherworldtrader1]

this guy is out of date with reality

this guy's elevator doesn't go all the way up stairs

this guy's bucket isn't full

this guy's moma has been recalled

this guy went catfishing with chicken liver. he stayed and the liver came back home

[velderia]

I would buy a physical CD of some of these songs. For real. I just hope I don't get broke. :/

[DrBassShredder]

If the guitar sound would be distorted this would be some seriously good metal. XD

[hidan227]

first song almost made me piss my pants

[ripper269]

hahahaha 

[Grimreaper905]

Its not 10 feet long its 10 feet thick MOTHERFUCKER!

[Xbrainsss]

Fucking awesome looking guitar right there :D! is it some custom build?