Father Andersen (Hellsing)

[Shelasgirl]

FUCK. I'm dead, I'm just dead. This killed me.

[WildSeven0079]

I can't stop hitting the replay button.

[LZ2040]

and cool story bro.

[LZ2040]

and i like very much the song of the beggining:

tun tun tun...

[zoe87192]

I can hardly tell what he is saying :D

[GenQe0]

jeebus



[1000razyja]

Jezus Christ, Amen and what?! My mother?! WTF?!

[XxxT900xxX]

Is it me, or is his right shoulder fucking humongous?

[Frozenkoldfury]

Eef anyone does not love the lewd, Jezzus Chrwiss, let him be accuse, oh lord come, AAAMEN!

[Mecitt]

Correction: "Let him be accursed"

[ldoug9]

Press 2 for JEZUZ KRAIS

[Aznl89]

@historymanZP

...until he starts throwing bayonets at people

[cr4yv3n]

@Aznl89 It comes with the job xD

[ShadowBladerZ]

If Ahnyone does naught luv da lurde, Jeezus Criss, let ham bee accused, O lorde come Ammen.

[krillindestructo]

A good Scot indeed,

[TouhouPorn]

Lovely teeth, his dentist must be proud

[Expelsword014]

9 people do not love the Lord Jesus Christ and were accused.

[GeckoLadie]

Was anyone else strangely reminded of pastors of certain churches in the deep south of America?

[ggreen7295]

EF ENYON DAS NAWT LAV TEH LURD

JESAS CRIES

LET HEM BE ACUSED

O LURD CUM

AYEMEN

[hbk2221]

@ggreen7295 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[namedonimpulse]

Them's some seriously creepy teeth.

[prodopetX]

I UZED TUH LOVVE DA LEWD, JEEZZUS CRIEZ, UHNTIL I TOHK AN ERRAW TO THA NEE.

[Ih8hippies4eva]

@prodopetX AYEMEN

[Emidretrauqe]

@Ih8hippies4eva AYEMENNNNNNNNNNNN

[Rebazar]

The best engrish in existence

[MrSuboverdub]

He speaks manry irish

[VangeistXIII]

@MrSuboverdub He's Scottish. Even his dub VA is Scottish so it's authentic.

[CaptainSensible818]

IFFA ENYWUN DOESNA LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRICE, LED HIM BE ACYOOSED OH LORD COME AYYMIN! :D

[WackyModder84]

oh GODDAMNIT, WAKAMOTO!!! >_<

Now I can't take the Jap Dub of Hellsing Ultimate seriously anymore! XD

[Maphysto]

EEF EENYWUN DUSH NAWT LUFF DA LOAD, CHEEZUS CWYSH, LET HIM BE AKOOZ OH LUD COM AYYYYYMEN

[GeneralErlend]

Holy shit, if someone that badass with that freaky grin talked that way to me, I'd pokerface doing my best not to laugh my ass off.

[uiluj13]

"blahblahsdjfibewvsdn -jesus christ- gllarflooflamfbsdivybhi allovecum -amen-"

[Feili642]

haha

[AnimeFreakout1239]

Love...

[Cl0taire]

I try to imagine him pronouncing weddings.

[zaberfang]

@Cl0taire Both Badass and Funny

[conchudo12345]

JESUS CRIES

[nightslash3535]

It's not the engrish, but rather his face that makes me lol'd.

[ajsuson]

I admit. His smile makes me laugh.

[SuperGreatSphinx]

Engrish refers to unusual forms of English language usage by native speakers of some East Asian languages. The term itself relates to Japanese speakers' tendency to inadvertently substitute the English phonemes "R" and "L" for one another, because the Japanese language has one alveolar consonant in place for both. The related term "wasei-eigo" refers to pseudo-anglicisms that have entered into everyday Japanese.

[SuperGreatSphinx]

While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English. Engrish can be found in many places, including signs, menus, and advertisements. Terms such as Japanglish, Japlish or Janglish for Japan, Konglish for Korea, and Chinglish for China are more specific terms for Engrish.

[ShadowNetBG]

Godlike english.

[VirusVescichetta]

...You're cooking what for dinner?

[Sefearion]

Eeeef Aaaeenyone duz knot louuuurrve the Laaaaurd!

Jesus Cries!

Let heem bee accouused!

Oh Laaaaurd!

Cum

Ehhhhhhhmennnn!

[misjif2341]

Meanwhile, in Japireland.

[animefangirl5556]

@misjif2341 Dude your comment made my day!! XD

[VangeistXIII]

@misjif2341 Anderson's Scottish.

[SpinelRed]

@VangeistXIII But "Japotland" sounds stupid. So "Japireland" it is!

[VangeistXIII]

@SpinelRed An entirely different place, so yeah, still stupid.

[SpinelRed]

@VangeistXIII Man, you're really obsessive about this "It's Scotland" shit. :| Get over it, dude, it's a freaking cartoon.

[VangeistXIII]

@SpinelRed I'm not obsessing, I'm correcting. Distinct difference.

[SpinelRed]

@VangeistXIII But I see that you've corrected at least 3 people on this matter.

And I'm wondering, why does it matter so much to you that some people think he's Irish instead of Scottish if he's a cartoon character? Is it really worth that much of your time?

And I'm also wondering why you try to correct somebody who is obviously making a joke.

[historymanZP]

If this guy gave a sermon at my church it certainly would make Sunday morning more interesting for me.

[Miroshu01]

@historymanZP I'd go catholic if he was real lol

[Megarexx1]

@historymanZP I want this guy as my Sunday School teacher

[ShijunUchiha]

@historymanZP He looks like a potential rapist to me...

[airwolfman]

@historymanZP count me in bro.

[politcalgamer]

Too many lies....Too many lies....

BOONDOCK SAINTS

[CCharmanderK]

Press 6

[Alacardt]

This is riduculous but for some reason it is hillarious damn japs gotta love em XD

[shinra358]

why do i keep watching this over and over? lol

[TheRancor44]

If anywan does-u not luff da lewd, Jizzus Crust, let him be achoos, ooooh lewd cum EEEEIMEN.

[vaizards]

Did... did I just convert to Catholicism?!?!

[seahyimin]

comes from 1 Corinthians 16:22

[adamhunter1223]

lol, english fail

[LaughingChinchilla]

I love it when Norio Wakamoto speaks english

[hiraikotsuember]

@LaughingChinchilla Holy shit! It's the catfaddah!!



[SceptileMastrDood]

For being uploaded in 2006, this is some pretty darn good quality on the video.

[NeutralDrow]

Funny thing is...I think that totally sounds like heavily accented English.

As in, he's not using straight Japanese phonetics, like a Japanese person speaking a sentence peppered with English loan words would. I could almost mistake that for an unspeakably heavy southern French accent...or at least, someone trying to impersonate an unspeakably heavy southern French accent.

[Agentbromsnor]

@NeutralDrow Yeah, for Japan, a country that has little relation to English and western countries, they at least tried their best. The German words in the Hellsing-OVA's are hilarious as well. :)

[boomkrakatoa]

(FACEPALM)

SILLY ANDERSON! ENGLISH IS FOR ENGLISH DUBS!

[CommandoDude]

Gesundheit.

[FortitudeOfHeaven]

If he was your priest, you wouldn't dare skip church.

[funfunland22]

@FortitudeOfHeaven I don't think I would be able to leave the church. I'd live under one of the pews.

[hotelmario510]

This guy is Japan's answer to Brian Blessed.

*awkward pause*

Oh, sorry. BRIAN BLESSED!

[HilainLarkin]

funniest engrish I've ever heard

[MadmenFromTheVoid]

Engrish, madafaka doo yuu spek it?

[Dudinator123]

With that music and that dialogue, it feels more like a game over screen to me.

"If anyone does not love the savior, arcade tokens, than let him be banished from the arcade, eh, man?"

[aneurysm1993]

...I am now scared of the Irish... for some reason.

Or maybe gratuitous English by a Japanese person playing an Irishman.

[theamazingempiricist]

ohlordcomeaaaamen

[Nakkarusu]

Dat lip sync!

[BrandonS1994]

Can I get some subtitles?

I don't understand Korean.

[LaughingChinchilla]

@BrandonS1994 You best be trolling. He's Japanese. And he was speaking English.

[hotelmario510]

@LaughingChinchilla I do believe it was a joke, sir. You're supposed to laugh.

[vihannes3]

Japanese christians are evil - But still not as evil as Americans.

[xKou11]

@vihannes3 dont commit prejudice. Grouping people as a whole is pointless

[vihannes3]

@xKou11 serious business

[badusername321]

@vihannes3 no u

[masterfox3000]

WHAT THE FUCK HAHHAHA

[monstertruck29]

oh god...

[oniichannobaka]

JIZZES CRIEST

[Theespada13]

Eef A-ni one dos nawt luv da loord, Jesus Christ, let him be accused all lord cum amen.

[fonkymaster]

Pojuken me babba daun!

[PineappleBeans1]

What

[HydraxSly202]

Yeaaaaaaah...... didn't get the first 4 seconds of that. Rofl!

[evan1975]

Corinthians 16:22: もし、主を愛さない者があれば、呪われよ。主よ、来たりませ。

[evan1975]

Corinthians 16:22: もし主を愛さない者があれば、のろわれよ。

[Kizame777]

BEHOLD THE MIGHTY POWER OF HOLY ENGRISH! AMEN!!

[dkdrock456]

EEf anyone does not lav the looourd, Jisis Chrito let heem be accused-OH lord cum Ay min ~

[hotelmario510]

@dkdrock456 It's actually supposed to be "accursed", but there must have been an error in translation or something.

[boru25]

HE SPOKE IN ENGLISH? I didn't think Norio could speak so much!

[ZioIsPwnzor]

Norio Wakamoto is a cool guy.

[Isikien]

THE LOOOOOD, JRESUS CRHISST

[StyledelaBigGreen]

@Isikien couldn't have spelt it better myself. :)

[skuterixas91]

catholics own anglicans any day

[Tounushi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

I'd like to see anyone in the west try the Father Andersen "AMEN" cry.

You'd have to be some freak genetic crossbreed of Christopher Lee, James Earl Jones, Tim Curry (for a dash of creepy), and a few other people with awesome voices.

[juanking300]

... is he not the greatest anime priest ever

[thesailormercury1]

is Father Andersen good guy or bad guy

[Kross2099]

@thesailormercury1 Yes.

[thesailormercury1]

@Kross2099 yes he a good guy or is it yes he a bad guy with is it

[Kross2099]

@thesailormercury1 Exactly.

[WolfySnackrib666]

@thesailormercury1 I guess he kind of works for the nazi guys since he's a catholic in the show. Which would technically make him a bad guy. Alucard kills a bunch of people so you can call him a bad guy on principle for not being a hero, but he is rather an anti hero. Technically the good guy of the show.

[thesailormercury1]

@WolfySnackrib666 so he is both good and bad wow

[WolfySnackrib666]

@thesailormercury1 Yeah. And Father Anderson is mainly a bad guy. I always viewed Catholics as evil motherfuckers. However Andersen other than his fanatic religious way is a pretty cool character.

[Bedender]

@WolfySnackrib666 he doesn't work for the Nazi's, he tries to kill them. he rescues intergra from them

[WolfySnackrib666]

@Bedender Didn't the catholics work for the nazis?

[Bedender]

@WolfySnackrib666 unknowingly, yes. But anderson doesn't, remember, Maxwell goes crazy on that priest.

[WolfySnackrib666]

@Bedender Who's Maxwell? I forget some names.

[Bedender]

@WolfySnackrib666 he's the head of iscariot. White long curly hair, purple eyes, heavy accent. He's a priest.

[TaigaXAzunyanX]

@Bedender Major maxwell is the mellinium leader dude O_O

[Bedender]

@TaigaXAzunyanX maxwell is the leader of Isacariot. He's a priest.

[TBomb15]

that is some good enunciation for a japanese voice actor.

[saladino8882]

EIIIIIIIIMEEN!

[sasamekikoto2009]

AMEN!!!!!!!!

[NosDemonic]

the leeeerd

[MrNeomaniak]

EYYY MAN

[HyperShadowHedgehog]

What did you said about my mother?

[tintor2]

@HyperShadowHedgehog XD

[Omes299]

...I'm sure that sounded much better and MUCH Irisher in the english Dub lolz~!

[VangeistXIII]

@Omes299 ...He's voiced by a Scottish man...-Facepalm- Goddamnit..

[coolboy56574]

AMEN HE'S RITE I'M A FAITHFUL CHRISTAIN AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[boletusatanicus]

Somehow this is better, making him really sound scary...

[acatnameddude]

my god this is so entertaining XD....i think father anderson sounds better when they english dubbed him >.>

[SuperFightingHelstar]

DO YU LUV DA LUD?

JIESAS CRIES

OH LOD CUM HEY MAN

[foamzim]

..What did he say?

[Omfgwasndasjetzt]

@foamzim he said:

EEFN EENNYYAAN DOS NOT RUV DA ROURD

JESUS CRIES

LET HIM BE ACCOOOUSED

OH LOOORD

CUM

EEEEMMEEEEN!

[foamzim]

@Omfgwasndasjetzt Pah! Lies and lies! He actually said.

"ALL HAIL FOAMZIM."

[SuperFightingHelstar]

@foamzim My sides.

[JakariHanma]

@Omfgwasndasjetzt I clearly herd LOURD

[Writtenjustice]

@Omfgwasndasjetzt

The "cum" in the middle of his edict? That wasn't just a random statement.

It was a command.

[JSHADOWM]

@Omfgwasndasjetzt

eef eenian dash nawt laav tha lawd, Zezus Cwais.

Let heem be aquuzd, aw lawd, cum, eeimeemm.

[InfernityZ3r0]

@Omfgwasndasjetzt YES! YOUR MAJESTY!

[Alacardt]

@Omfgwasndasjetzt best comment evar

[coolboy56574]

Oh lord im a christain and i find this sooo funny

[fernanj003]

Aw man, if all priests spoke like that, everyone would go to church.

[zorokicksass60]

@fernanj003 and probably end up dead

[x2s7]

LOL OMFG WHAT THE HELL GOD PEACOCKS HEINEKEN

[abridgeduploader]

The eyes of a weaboo.

Engrish: A respectable tribute to another language, even if it sounds out of place.

Gratuitous Japanese: A HORRIBLE OFFENSE TO GOD! HOW DARE THEY!

[gojira4life]

How ironic: Norio Wakamoto plays a priest that says we should love the lord, Jesus Christ, or be accused of lord amen.... Don't we already love Norio as our God?

[KogashiwaKai]

@gojira4life he is just saying love him or die

but then again

those who dont love him should die

[gojira4life]

@KogashiwaKai And now you know why I am still alive and 5 people just got raped by Iscariot XD Oh laod comeh aaaaameeeeen !!!!!

[Rykanable]

@KogashiwaKai Spoken like a true fanatic.

[DrMystro]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOL



[Daithiwolf]

I watched it 10 times, then I shat myself.

[gojira4life]

@Daithiwolf Norio Wakamoto: even your shit becomes priceless gold if he talks.

[VentusUnbirth]

AHMEN - Father andersen

[superkeijikun]

When you have a voice that badass, who cares if the lip-synching doesn't match up?

[frinkanoid]

Another stellar performance from Norio "I wish I were a bird" Wakamoto!

[NephandiMan]

"Herro, eberynyan! How are you? Fine, sank you!"

"OH MY GAH!"

"I wish I were a preacher!"

[JakariHanma]

I like how he can say that hole sentence only using his teeth. I wonder how he pulled off Amen

[lololol835]

we seriously need this guy to yell AMERICA! FUCK YEAH at the top of his lungs.

[meetredmeat]

I could watch this over and over and over XD

[MrProminance1]

eefu aeneewun duz nut laub da luourd jeezus criess

let heem be accuse oh luord cum ayeminnn