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  • maybe you should try a brush and some shampoo . god forbid you should invest in some form of hair product.

  • I shaved it all off.

  • dude wot planet r u from?

  • Balderon

  • wot a f..k ,go and get a life!

  • I know that I'm not supposed to feed the trolls, but do you hate spammers realize that the more you comment-spam my videos, the more chance I have of getting Most Discussed honors which leads to more views which leads to more Adcents for me? So spam away, needlebrain. Spam away.

  • I'm scared!

  • Man, you have commercials all over your vids now! Shame! You used to be cool, I remember...

    ;-)

  • I only have ads on less than 2 percent of my videos. That keeps me cool....if I ever was.

  • SO SO SO Cool to see your partnership came thru. See I told you. A few bomb threats and b;ackmail can go along way if thier used corectly. Merry X-mass brudda! Sinscerely Congrats!

  • Thanks. Somebody at YT apparently got into the eggnog and Partnerfied a whole bunch of us hangers-on. Maybe Renetto or Nalts will send me their used Cadillac brochures (I want a pink convertible. It'll freak the east Texas locals out. WAY out)!

  • you and Gnooze got partnered about the same time.. is that a coincidence or what?

  • I don't know. Our videos are very dissimilar. Gnooze uses more than one 75 watt light bulb in her videos. I don't (can't).

  • LOL..:) yeah, does that mean you would have had more of a chance in getting partnered if you had used more light? Does this give me any hint of hope if I get some lights??? ah never mind.. I have to use what I've got!

  • That's what I do. See, I have NO electricity in my room. I have to import it via an extension chord from the hallway. My 75watt light bulb, computer and space heater have to share one plug strip.

  • ..it sounds like a fire hazzard there!!! Be careful and unplug everything at night before you go to sleep.. considering that the Whitehouse isn't up to code (or is it?? how should I know) and they had an electrical fire, be seriously careful, ok?

  • This house has bad plumbing, a cracked foundation, bad wiring in the walls, a weak roof and tall, leaning pine trees that want to fall on the house (some already have). Watch me get killed by a meteor.

    :)

  • hope you have something to replace it with when the meteor hits.. you got any insurance to help you out with it?

  • Don't have meteor insurance.

    :(

  • Oh is that under "act of God"? They don't have that clause here.. aliens can eat your home and they will have to replace it.. if you take out insurance.. even if you are just a renter.

  • Is that a common problem over there? Alien appetites?

    :)

  • quite possible, if only the aliens were considered "real".. basicly you call them elves and trolls and that seems to work..;) as in "help me my house was eaten by trolls.."

  • I used to be a troll. Lived under a bridge and everything (used to live under the I-405 / Manhattan Beach Blvd overpass). I have a couple of videos here depicting it. "Dragoon" and "Bumology 101"

  • I once lived, hiding in a storefront, infested with scorpions.. then someone took me in, and I swear, the scorpions made better flatmates.

  • I knew a young woman who lived in a furniture store front. I always thought that she had chosen wisely.

  • a friend had it.. it was not known to those he rented it from that it was a band rehursal space.. and it was full of scorpions.. sadly it was not a furniture store front.. if the oportunity should ever arise I will keep it in mind :D

  • I lived in an abandoned transmission shop once. Kinda stinky.

  • its the old transmission oil.. I don't know why it stinks but it does.

  • Oh fine then! Give credit to Nalts or Renetto Why don't ya. Like us little ones aint got no sway. (jst kdn) Yeah I want to see the "Tour of the retun to L.A. in a pink Caddy" So how many times do I have to watch to get you that?

  • 750,476,598,332,679 trillion gadzillion billion, give or take a billion.

  • sellout! ;)

  • Since I have ads on less than 2 percent of my videos, I guess that makes me 98.5 % pure. The milk you drink isn't THAT clean.

    :)

  • oh, here we go, stage 2: Justification!

    a little guilt to keep ya honest ;)

  • Hmmm. Are poverty and honesty synonymous?

  • trust no one!

    especially the poor and you tube ;)

  • hahaha!

  • My hair says Lol.

  • Hahaha! was it a harried laugh or more coiffered?

  • mine says help me alot. gregg

  • Mine sounds raspy like Crusty The Clown on Saturday mornings.

  • holly crap i havnt watch the simpsons in ages. but i remember crusty the clown. awsome cartoon. i miss the cartoon rocket power. one of my all time favs. and my friends say while growing up i remind them of twister in that one too. how cool. we both have the same nickname almost and years apart from that cartoon coming out after i got my nickname. funny isnt it. show ran from 1997-2007. i wish they would bring it back thou. gregg

  • I was homeless half that decade and escaping it the other half. I'm not sure I saw ANY TV from '97 until 2003.

  • dam those places never had a tv for you guys. that sucks. i dont know who the crusty the clown your talking about.

  • I spent the majority of my homelessness OUT of shelters. They are too jail-like. I'd rather sleep under a bridge than be forced to sing for my supper or mop floors to get supervised TV time.

    :)

  • thats right i do remeber now one of those vids where you talked about that stuff. sorry. sometimes i need a reminder. i would have dome the same thing. ya ya i remember now those shelter videos were just horible the way they treat everbody. do you remeber my video about mike. i might do it again sence i never saved it and somehow it dissapeared from here. i never did see the comments. but i think you would have left one.

  • I would've.

  • ok ill make it again. long thou. a story about mike. a homless man i met as a kid. and knew for years to come.

  • OMG! (taps foot)

  • Thanks.

  • heheh you should thank the lord you still have hair!

  • Did you see the bald spot? I'm working on a bald spot.

  • no.. microscopic.. you still have hair.. deal with it! ;)

  • I should take it to the movies and then sneak away while it's buying popcorn.

  • oh yeah that would do it.. it would sneak up on you in the dark after that!! LOL!

  • Ha ha, funny

    I guess having bad hair still beats having no hair

  • Keeps the neighbors from coming over to borrow sugar....or stepping foot on the property. All I have to do is walk out my mailbox every day and folks stay away. The congregation in the church across the street is talking about doing an exorcism intervention, though.

  • That "ghost" looked like someone called named Annie!

  • Hahaha! I told her she needed to work on her ghost shadow in rehearsals!

  • Thats great bad hair!

  • It keeps burglars, door to door salesmen and panhandlers away!

  • Five Stars Man!

  • Thanks!

  • That do needs to be haircuffed.

  • hahaha!

  • oh crap, that hair has some attitude, is it wanted by international agencies?? It looks like its armed with some reeeeaaaally bad attitude! I think I would be very careful and sleep with one eye open and a hair net.. that stuff shouldn't be running around threatening you like that!!!!

  • You know timing much better than I do.. I can see my bad hair should have been edited to be shorter.. but sometimes letting things go on and on is funny.. but it was difficult to really know where to draw the line..

  • My timing and length of video is greatly influenced by my laziness.

    :)

  • ah, it was excellent tallent.. I don't know if I should say thanks or "why did you let your bad hair talk to mine? what you wanna do, give it more advice on being bad? what on earth is wrong with you!!!!??? LOL! God Jul! (we did that christmas thing just now, now its over.. nothing to worry about besides calling my mother tommorow)

  • You animated your hair better than I did. I could feel the tentacles in your video. My hair is still mad at me for chopping it all off earlier this year.

  • are you certain they were not snakes? tentacles.. that was kind of the idea.. basicly the living breathing revenge of the naughty staying out late at night hair... yours does have attitude I give it that.. and I just cut my hair last week.. maybe that's what pissed it off..:O

  • My next self effacement video explains my hair. It was the steroids!

  • ah.. I'm on steroids.. maybe thats it too..

  • Prednisone?

  • no symbicort (cortison and some other one) for asthma (a recent addition to my life)..but for me, it really effects my moods.

  • Roid rage?

    I was lucky with my asthma. Spent some childhood in oxygen tents, then outgrew it.

  • so what are you taking prednisone for? I never had asthma until after I got pneumonia last year.. otherwise, I was just growing out of my shortness of breath.. before that I even gained some athleticness I never had previously.. now its slipped away.. easy come easy go..*sigh* I took one dose of the steroid solution at the hospital last year and went into a rage which still haunts me to this very day..they just don't like me!!!

  • Watch for prednisone, I was on that stuff for a while and it nearly killed me! I know people who were on that stuff and had to have hip replacement at 40 y.o.

    Another guy I used to know ended up in a wheelchair. Be very careful

  • the doctors really don't seem to understand warning people sufficantly, and yet if you were randomly drug tested in any given situation, these substances are considered mood altering drugs, as well as performance altering only in my case just trying to avoid going farther down hill. Thanks for the warning!

  • Side effects may include death.

  • Yeah, Prednisone is a bad mutherf*ker

  • And once again, thanks for the warning on that..I hope you are doing well after all that ordeal...I get the impression that they say they only to "save my life" but you know how medicines are today.. I don't think they really have a clue. If a machine did this much damage to people, it would be recalled.

  • The prednisone is for JungleRoticus Magnificus Maximus, but I only have to take it during certain cycles of the planets. Other than that, my COPD and nerve damage takes up most of my time.

  • We call COPD KOL here... Kroniskt Obstruktiv Lungsjukdom (cronic obstructive lung disease) I think.. hate blabbing on and on about it but I'm being treated to prevent it.. supposedly... I hope that things improve for you, because you are awfully young for this.

  • I usually treat mine with large dosages of nicotine and pesticide.

  • well I never smoked in my life and I'm alergic to lots of pesticides.. I didn't even have to smell it to cough up a lung or get a case of broncitis once a month because that was how often they sprayed my apartment in America.. as well as my work environment (smokey restaruants and bars for playing out with my band as a drummer and a singer/bass player sometimes) I wish I could sue someone to get back some life quality but it would have to be from overseas.

  • Sounds like it would be really difficult to sleep with all that racket coming from your hair.

  • Don't you see the bags under my eyes?

  • Banner?!

    Congrats on becoming a corporate whore....er...Youtube partner!

  • LOL!!

  • Shhh! I think someone at YT headquarters goofed. That's why I didn't do a "comeout" video like uh, ChristopherMast's kind of dark "Now that I'm a Partner I'm like a god" video. I even thought about not putting up the branding banners so I could be a stealth partner, but my Photoshop pride got the best of me.

  • That's why I usually just buzz mine off once a month... saves on the shampoo and you don't have to comb it!

  • I tried that once (see earlier videos). Folks said I looked like Hannible Lecter, though.

  • Its only BEDHEAD :) LOL! I have a case of "bad hair" right now, too--til it gets WASHED!

  • Wash it? Genius! I never thought of that. I'll try it.

    :)

  • A Baaaaad hair day.

  • Yeah, I have a lot of those. See earlier videos where I just hacked it all off.

  • An investigation would be good, somebody Does need to go over that hair with a fine tooth comb! (sorry, had to write it)

  • Just couldn't resist, eh?

  • I think my Cajun hair would rip the teeth out of a fine-toothed comb.

    :)

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