The Most Awkward Introduction in Movie History (Manos|MST3K)

[Furball2k]

To this day my friends and I still at dusk say "It'll Be Dark Soon"!!!

[Pageboy72]

I am TORgo. I take care of the place while the MASter is away.

[saxzw]

Watched it last nght it wasn't so bad as people say,meet the spartans is 10 times worse,meet the spartans is the cluster headeache/kidney stone kind of bad movie

[derworfnet]

I will definately quote this the next time I open my door, regardless of who is standing outside. Could be my brother, could be some Jehovas Witnesses, dont care. :p

"I am Torgo. Uh. I take care of the place while the M-master is away"

[Raunadraug]

I hear his theme music, he MUST be around here somewhere...

[Shadowlit001]

Call me old fashioned but I still believe there is only one true god. And his name is Torgo. And he lives in this lake behind me.

*whistles*

[eviljoel]

@Shadowlit001 The lake? But I thought that's where the fish lives.

[NodDisciple1]

Anyone here play Warmachine? I was thinking of naming one of my Humanoid Ram critters in my Circle Orboros Army Torgo. XD

[crescentfreshbret]

@adiostraitorobama But she's got nothing on the chick from The Girl in Gold Boots.  Rrowrr!!

[divideitiamat]

"I take care of the place while master is away"

[FlippinBooks]

I leFt... sOmE... CheWeD gUm... oN... yOuR piLloW!

[garryOBJ]

Torgo,Rowsdower,David Ryder...and Mikey from Teenage StraNGLer some of the best characters ever in MST3K movies lol

[VelvetKevorkian]

"You know, there are some flaws in this film."

[dilps]

MANOS: HANDS OF FATE.

[ibelieveihadahat]

DO SOMETHING

[Yapshire]

Manos. One of the greatest MST movies of all time. In my opinion.

[TheRealUweBoll]

I do not get it!! Why do people make fun of zis moovie? It iz good!!!!!

[DarkLordVegeta]

@NewWaveVault

Dude, look at his name and you'll get the joke.

[charger619c]

I'm going to order a large sausage from Torgo's pizza

[Rezkeshdadesh]

@charger619c Don't forget to ask for your complimentary Crazy Bread.

[lonelysith66]

For some reason, I think he's WWF Mankind's cousin!

LOL XD

[wrongheadedfool]

Ever run into someone on youtube who is seriously convinced that some big Hollywood film that came out two years ago is the worst movie ever? I have. It's times like that I wish I could beam this movie directly into people's brains. But then I realize that such a terrible weapon would only spell doom for the human race.

Also, Zap Rowsdower is a big enough man to be President AND vice president. He can do it all, baby! Torgo will have to settle for chief of staff.

[RadarKat73080]

"The Master wants you, but he can't have you!"

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

I-I lef-left a p-piece of chewed gum o-on your pillow...

[Kabibble22]

This riff is funny. This clip is not.

[autobot54241]

It will be dark, soon.

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

T

O

Rules

G

O

[deanykongy]

I left a mint on your pillow

[balrog13571]

I want to see Grandpa Seth vs Torgo!

[WoundedWolfgirl]

OH MY GOD. That would be the most epic scene of any movie, ever.

[Freebleeper]

Um, that's not where you put you depends Torgo!

Hitting the thigh master, Torgo!

[ColeVecsion]

TORGO PIZZA NOW PLEASE!

[jjhartwell99]

Torgo/Rowsdower 2012!!!!

[PhilWithCoffee]

I dunno, you might vote for Torgo but it's really the Master that's running the show. If they can finagle Troy to be the Secretary of Defense and red sweaters, I'll jump on that bandwagon!

[Sabohaque]

@jjhartwell99 I say Rowsdower/Torgo

[ltmarcos]

@jjhartwell99 I think it should be switched Torgo is more of a lackey, but since Zap is not a natural born citizen he can't be the president unless Torgo dies in office. I say Ortega should be Sec of State and Krankor for Sec of Defense

[Karash770]

@jjhartwell99 Silly man, Rowsdower can't become President, he's Canadian!

[NodDisciple1]

@jjhartwell99 I know who Torgo is, but who's Rowsdower? :?

[tripdefect87]

@NodDisciple1  Watch "Final Sacrifice", You'll find out

[malighn]

@NodDisciple1

OMG!!!!!!

WHO'S ROWSDOWER???? O_O

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

@jjhartwell99 No even better, Torgo/Krankor 2012 vs Rowsdower/David Ryder 2012!!!

[didgeboy287]

@xxPatheticEmoxx If you have Buff Beeflots in this match, he has to be paired with Ben Murphy.

[aaallleeexxx62]

He's the clown who makes the dark side funny: TORGO

[bachftw]

Torgo for President

[VromNath]

Torgo you're the laziest man on mars!

[joster285]

You can vacation with Torgo, but don't use your American Express card!

[livinintwilightzone]

It's because he's a monster, you know, knee issues.

[TogrutaJedi]

Ha! You have seen Santa Claus Conquers the Martians as I have!