How to be a Hero

[coolliz21]

Was that the first quote?!?! :D

[NeutralNewt]

I HAVE THAT SAME BED SHEET

[peaceofvanilla]

I actually got introduced to Wheezy Waiter via that Duncan Rocks episode!

[MikeTheKingScorp1993]

i don't want to be a hero because a hero would share the meat with others and i want the meat all mine

[TwiztidLeon13]

"Dead clone who needs it" boohoohoo

[MrFMS55]

Please make the videos longer :(

[cannonfodder4000]

@MrFMS55

But he makes them almost daily. <=I

[MackLel38]

I think you have a milk mustache and beard

[MrGameDestroyer12]

Next thing you know pulls out an elephant

[mypepsi10]

*watches as he dips his face in milk* Me: Yep, SUBSCRIBED

[MajaF93]

In the beginning i was like: "......... WAT?"

[Randopatchi]

The snow is as thick as a f*****g tv out there!

[pinkskull66]

that wasen't enen real milk?

[NeekaTheGeek]

Poor clone. :(

[HaloRoxMySox47]

Did we all just blaze over the fact :10 happened? Yes? Okay.

[brokenxberlin444]

Why are all the good things in Chicago?

[hopekee]

.... should i have to say something after this video?

[MutantPickle1337]

that was an awesome Yoda impression

[ElectricMethod]

I laughed out loud many times during this video.

[thequeenoftrollsstfu]

@ElectricMethod who?tell me who?who?who cares?

[FoxGirlVixi]

The winking dog totally rocked it ;)

[xxxambyangelxxx]

@FoxGirlVixi That's my dog!

[FoxGirlVixi]

@xxxambyangelxxx

How many people have you said tat to now? XD

[xxxambyangelxxx]

@FoxGirlVixi like everyone but in fairness I haven't watched this vid in months - just came across it again in suggested vids lol.

[Kmp620rocks]

OMG you use silk milk also. That made you 100X more awesome. *sticks hand out to high five* don't leave me hanging!

[gleefulolive101]

@insaneorange97 BLESS YOUR FACE.

[hogwartsismyhoodgurl]

I pretended my friend was choking everytime she laughed hard so I hit her on the back a lot. :)

[spottydotty9]

"people alive are better then people who are not alive"-wheezy waiter

PORTAL 2!

[Grim0396R]

@insaneorange97 bless your face

[simonwallichi]

YOUR FACE, GOD DAMMIT!

[cys98]

just now i be a Hero

[Medafets]

Got milk?

[fatalmrv]

I can't get past the intro without laughing!

[TheMindofJake]

Thank God this video isn't "How to be AN HERO"

[MichaelHowrie]

@TheMindofJake I accidentaly your comment.

[shewhotalksalot]

AWWW CLONE!

[sunandacarmela]

0:24

[sunandacarmela]

0:25

[MeenyMcSweeny]

What''s the episode where he "skeptises" his way to the coffee?

[MrJacksniper]

next time use proper english - "how to be a hero" should be "how to be an hero"

[Fluteplayinghuru285]

@MrJacksniper What? xD

[vsgreenie1]

@MrJacksniper What are you talking about? "How to be a Hero" is correct. It would only need to be "an" if the word after it started with a vowel.

[Darafarrelly]

@MrJacksniper Just no, and you forgot the capital E on English.

[6Shooter28]

@MrJacksniper Not really.

[sir9integra9jr]

When he rolled on camera and just smiled instead of saying "hey beard lovers", I knew something was amiss.

I was right.

[hannaharnott]

wow!!! Weezy makes a mean Yoda impression!!!

[Grotok]

What are you talking about? I don't get it. Why did you use the TV to wipe your nose? TV's are for watching silly. Would you still have done it if it were new?

[MusicalMiracle]

So, we're not even gonna talk about what happened before the intro ?

[dfer159632]

@MusicalMiracle big lipped alligator moment!

[sethboy66]

@MusicalMiracle What thing before the intro? ;)

[cpgdaarfob]

@MusicalMiracle Because it never. Happened

[idonthatesandwiches]

was this the first Wheezy Quote!?!??!?!?

[Juicestiener]

"and oh my god why did the light just get brighter?!"

[SkyFallXIII]

I don't think I've been this entertained by a sad guy crying in forever.

[2MissMagic2]

Hey Wheezy, could you make a video without editing? Just one?

[epicnoobguy]

@2MissMagic2 I always wondered if you could overlay images in the corner like he did, with only flipshare editing or windowsmoviemaker editing

[2MissMagic2]

@epicnoobguy I don't think you could do that, but I'm not sure 'cause I never use flipshare editing or windowsmoviemaker editing.

[Jowellzzz]

@insaneorange97 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Zyeesheart]

0:13 is why i love you!

[itscooltobeyou]

Hey you drink Silk! Me too!

soy milk for life. 

[Jack0vAllTrades]

0:00 - 0:14 Big Lipped Alligator Moment

[xxxambyangelxxx]

1:24 for my puppies wink. awww

[carousel87]

love the last part ahahahahah

[Boj19ReeBok]

what's with this guy? 0:01 - 0:13

[AlexandermAndreas]

i need that tv

[LoveShouldGoOn]

@Hoggles49 It's definitely not "an hero" you would only use 'an' before a vowel. For example, if the title was "How to be a awesome hero" it wouldn't be correct. "How to be an awesome hero" would be correct.

[TheSeptet]

@LoveShouldGoOn You haven't lived on the Internet very long have you?

[Hoggles49]

an* hero

[xxxambyangelxxx]

@Hoggles49 an hero? seriously? How can you not know thats wrong lol.

[Hoggles49]

@xxxambyangelxxx lololol

[regularguy5mb]

That quote is gonna be my new e-mail signature.

[IPepperz]

I hate it when you cry.

[BallinPaulin1]

Its called the J stroke whezzy

[Pyjamas22]

People alive are better than people not alive.

-Wheezy Waiter

[yourpainfulnightmare]

Simply Win.

[cilversky99]

You do a really good yoda

[gfl0w]

unhuman LMA :D

[jjjester123321]

genius.

[jleigh131191]

yippity skippity

[OcarinaN64]

Old TV, who needs it!?! You do Craig! So you can play your NES!

[LIZAAification]

*goes and gets a bowl of cereal

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[randycena95]

LOL!"choking im not.stop it you must" you are awesome.....

[RuhBuhJuh1]

Two of my favourite Wheezy moments ever:

1) The intro.

2) "I used to carry around big chunks of meat and feed them to people...*funny jump thing* scare 'em while they're chewing"

Ahh Wheezy. :)

[CanOfMapleSirup]

instant subxD haha!

[sumapumaSHOW]

@insaneorange97 Cumshot? 

[sofeecat]

@insaneorange97 hilarious :D

[windowwashe]

people alive are better than people not alive :D i want that on my tomb stone tooo!!!

[taytay4051]

0:12 was one of THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

I laughed FOREVER!!! xDDDD

[mij194]

Rule #17 - Don't be a hero.

[SociologyGirl]

Old t-shirt who needs it? lol

[haleybug292]

@maniacnick90 well troll elsewhere

[jessesvlogging]

hi, wheezywaiter what is the lowest tone you can get with your voice ?

[lulu10396]

This is one of my favorite videos on the whole of youtube! Be proud Wheezy :)

[lynzzzify]

@insaneorange97 bless yo face!

[SadlerFTW]

Wheezy Waituh... I wuv ur vidjeos

[Lucastheskatemaster]

at first I was like who the hells pours the milk up before the cereal and then I was like oh nvm..

[KSaebinMusic]

@Lucastheskatemaster hahahahah!

[KathleenAhenda]

ahahahahahahahahaha old TV who needs it? :D

[punkypeggy]

HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE THE SAME DISHES THAN ME.

[metalnpunk69]

Omg was he the dude who was on the other guys. lulz

[SprGrlRVG]

Yippedy skippedy.

[Meaganweezy]

"And I might make a small appearance, link in the doo ba doo for information about that. And why did the light just get brighter? ............oh my god." O.O

[TheWrendre]

@maniacnick90 the removal of the ads will cause great youtubers like Wheezywaiter here to go broke, the 304th view glitch is comical and thus can stay, youtube is not and will never die because of any the faults or oppinions you've stated you don't need to worry about that, whats wrong with youtube promoting other people creations? and also whats wrong with people promoting their own creations. the one and only thing i will agree with you on is the layout that must be improved or reverted back.

[maniacnick90]

@TheWrendre whaaaat i was just trolling no need to make so much words!

[NightTimeOperator]

@maniacnick90 Shut up and go away if you don't like it.

[snapskityy]

I just looked at the video at 0:13 you can imange my shock!

[TheBonaparteReport]

milk on the face is disgusting.

[armadillodude2992]

@TheBonaparteReport but this was silk milk. lol i think that's soy milk.....

[SH1TLIPS]

SOY BEARD!! :D

[SScreamm7]

hahahaha

[MrBrhino1000]

If I had a beard I'd do that soy milk thig too

[QJosephP]

I like the thumbnail for this video :)

[AvengerDanXD]

Rofl old tv who needs it.

[kingoftrash89]

you sir. are hilarious. (just in case you hadn't figured that out in your other 448 videos)

[Pupdoug]

i have that same bowl omg.

[Pupdoug]

i have that same bowl omg.

[stephenpaultaylor]

I heart you Craig

[sooty3000]

lithp

[potoluvr09]

I quoted you today! :D

[ninjabloodbender]

@linkplaya

i had that in mind but the point is that he made the video on a friday and..... u get the picture. btw i'm a girl so i guess i'm a miss

[JKJ321]

Your my hero craig!

[DarkSideOfTheMoon617]

Are you lactose intolerant?

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

every time you watch a wheezy video it gets funnier

[pennygoo]

oh craig! seeing you cry makes me cry...!!

of laughter.

[laxzach14]

soy milk blech

[alfredandalfredo]

Sequel to this video: How to be an hero.

[Getsu9411]

at the end instead of tv u should've said "old money who needs it?"

[scribbeller]

"choking I'm not... stop it you must!"

oh god, the OLD TV WHO NEEDS IT had me laughing for daaaaays

[porkydee]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA OLD TV WHO NEEDS IT!?? UHHMHMHMHMMMHHM LOOOOL

[Daxupa]

@porkydee caps lock is gay

[porkydee]

@Daxupa well done....

[LelaLaserbeam]

You dipped your beard in Silk.

Your beard is so silky. 

[ajguy1231]

omg that is the best yoda impression ever

[crazypianodude44]

HAHAHAHAHAHA pause at 0:04 one of his eyes is crossed :)

[farmerfranck]

I need an old tv!!

[MegaChoclateChip]

the ending was so funny! old tv who needs it!!

[superhuddlemuffins]

The only thing on my mind for the first 16 seconds was "brain injury".... I was scared you hurt yourself... Or that maybe it was a clone... Either is very possible, my friend.

[KnightzOfZaiou]

wow, you make a very convincing yoda voice :D

[APorcupine76]

Why did the light just get brighter? Ohh my god....

[kdash91]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[MrFirefighter343]

"people alive are better than people not alive"  -wheezy waiter

[megamaa]

He should An Hero

[ThomasTheTank142]

you;re so strong! look at how you pick up that television like its a tissue!

[MsJinx92]

I wish I lived in Chicago so I can go to the show sunday and see you :D

[boo2agoose1]

My parents walked in as you were crying into the television. They are worried

[Ro0oR4U]

I want more wheezy's quotes !!!!!! if u agree with me thumb this up! ;D

[eileencgress]

Why...was there no "hey beard lovers"...i almost cried.

[michaellucianojr]

Last night I was watching Employee of the Month and your doppleganger is definitely the manager's older brother, corporate.... Danny Woodburn

[jassboom]

No hand stand :O

[lucaswalton26]

gingers look funny with mustaches

[Maggzii]

so I screenshotted your milky beard because I like lol'd when I first saw it, put it on my dailybooth, then I realized what it would look like to other people who didn't realize what you had done.Oh the young sexual minds

[84Icet]

00:01

[daysleeper318]

The first 15 seconds of this video explain the title.

[thewritingchick]

I thought Mr. Dr. Electricon knew how to be a hero? I'm confused now...

[IraiShikyo]

CHOKING IM NOT, STOP IT YOU MUST! I FUCKING DIED AT THAT!!!

[thorthesk8erboii]

i would way 2000 dollars for that tv wheezy wiped his nose on

[Sufimancer]

YOU FORGOT TO SAY HEY BEAR LOVERS... FINALLY!!! xD

[Turbo187KillerB]

Wheezy...I love you...Also I love the video with Duncan Rocks, saw it when you favorited it a couple days back. Hilarious. I also subbed to Duncan cos it is hilarious.

[ThEcReAsEy]

#LOL that was the down and out funniest intro to any video ever.

[Maggzii]

lololo that silk beard just cracked me up

[timaxtech]

LMAO @ 2:27

[itsnotella]

i had totally forgotten that was a break from sadness.

[jessijustice10]

OMG I HAVE THE SAME BOWL! Haha

[GyrlBlaque]

What's wrong with you ?

[TheWaterMelonnn]

That's one serious milk moustash there.

[onionblue8]

when people see the title of this, they don't necessarily watch it 'cause they wanna know how to be a hero, they watch it 'cause they know it'll be funny to see craig talking about it... did that make sense?

[BaklToDricon1955]

you look like you're almost makin out with the tv. haha!