I'm Alan Partridge S2E3 Pt.3

[goatshredder]

I would be up Dan's wife like a rat up a drainpipe, they really should have cast an uglier woman in that role to preserve suspension of disbelief. Definitely the best series 2 episode though

[dazzlebown]

Such a reptilian look on Dan's face when he puts the video on. Brilliant acting.

[dazzlebown]

Such a reptilian look on Dan's face when he puts the video on. Brilliant acting.

[williamwilson666]

Mangan is hung like a Pendine Donkey.

[adammm1]

pause it at 5:39 haha!

[TheTastyPineapple]

alan should have nailed her!

[lukaj69]

dan looks like ruud van nistelrooy haha

[JackLewisVideo]

Shitty Zombies!

[GallagherWellerBrown]

Does anyone else feel uncomfortable watching Steve Coogan when he's not Alan Partridge?

[1978deus]

Michael - best character ever!

[belisariusorb]

5:35 Steve Mangan's creepiest smile ever

[Redmadlad]

Dont rub your fanny on me !!

[LauritZenc]

Oh, cook a cat!

[SandrineSoprano]

Great skit

[mancityproject]

Shitty Zombies!

[Trippedfellanddied]

I've got your kids, Dan.

[mikeyman211]

Someone said the secret to good sex between a man and a women is to find the right man and the right woman to be between. What wonderful fun Alan coulda had.

[pobhockle]

@mikeyman211 I was asked to be the guy inbetween and said yes. One of the worst times of my life.

[goatshredder]

@pobhockle Ah, Lucky Pierre

[mikeyman211]

Someone said the secret to good sex between a man and a women is to find the right man and the right woman to be between.

[hermanJnr112]

Anyone else keep recognising people here in more recent programmes? Here Dan (Stephen Mangan) is Guy from Green Wing :D

Also spotted Simon Pegg too, forgot he was in Partridge.

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

@hermanJnr112 Lynn was in nighty night and micheal is the voice of britains favourite meerkat... if you care

[keeperofthecheese]

"about 30 mil from my Gland " :D :D :D

[goombabear]

Dan looks freaky

[UmagaSucks]

''no that's MDF'' lmao

[BluntedKillah]

av got ur kids......av got ur kids dan. lmfao alan is great

[harrison647]

I love the way he's a middle-aged man, in a suit and tie, playing around in an amusement arcade.

Alan really is a child in an adult's body. But I suppose we all are, really...

[MrJamesNewton]

Dont rub your fanny on me!

[jellybeanbabe]

"oh cook a cat" 

[bigskyjeremy]

"...I've got your kids Dan!" I actually find myself laughing outloud while walking down the sidewalk thinking of his one-liners. The funniest thing ever!

[oh9meow]

sex festival...

[Oli3TB76]

your little finger just touched itt

[WKaliberr]

The Mustard Lady is very fucking cute

[CelticReject]

....... Oh... All done!!!!!! LMFAO

[Baulchy666]

'you havent got a spoon?' 'there's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause to use it'

[Svatopluk]

"Like a sort of hard-core Benny Hill".

[KevBaz78]

King of Anglia!

[Mankey52]

Oooaaargh loads of women talking blabbering CRAP!

[madjack18]

Man, wish we could see what else is banned in America....

[Mankind081]

BOSCH!

[peej67ify]

don't make that noise-you sound like them. . .

[benytezz]

Ha. see the way he checks the tissue to see if 'too much mustard gets up your nose' as Karen Coleman said?

lol. funny as hell.

[wildboymusicuk]

I wonder what Michael was up to?

[qwertykhan]

"I'v got your kids... I've got your kids Dan!" LMFAO

[SoulTenor]

"I've got wood there" says the voice of BigWig...that wasn't in Watership Down.

[Ro33o34]

looks like a sort of hardcore benny hill LOL

[ladamemott]

Well done Lynn that was textbook!

[MultiplexOfPitfalls]

"Looks like a sort of hardcore benny hill."

Best line of all time ever.

[ramanaldo]

Dont rub your fanny on me....

[tazzi06]

ill kiss you later and the rest, WHOOAA!!!

[antbubb]

that's one really weird scene with Michael outside his front door!

[intheTea04]

I tried eating a teaspoon of mustard once - couldn't taste anything for a week.

[mappsy91]

"I've got your kids dan"

[FatAlbertCamus]

2:24 is genius. "SHITTY ZOMBIES!"

[kelticuss1]

The walk on actors are always brillantly weird..5 stars.

[GusF]

I think that this is my favourite of the second series and my second favourite overall after "Watership Alan", the second episode overall.

Hmm. I think that I need to increase my vocabulary by the looks of things.

[woodhd]

what does he say at the end of the closing credits ... king of anglia ???

[woodhd]

for someone from norwich alan must have the flattest northern vowels going

[BodomChildBreeder]

'i..wont iss you..ill kiss you later ......and the rest whhooa' - BEST LINE!!!

[12345l6789]

DONT RUB YER FANNY ON ME

[MRDJANDY2009]

OOO COOK A CAT!

[milletz1]

ive got your kids

[BLACKNBLUECOMEDY]

Sex people.. Hahahaha!!

[fluentinsound]

so thats er.. smeg, neff poggenpohl and er.. BOSCH!!!

[MRDJANDY2009]

"SHITTY ZOMBIES!" hahahaha

[stratocaster1986able]

"I'm the terminator."

[dancingladyboys]

what's the song at the end????

[BLACKNBLUECOMEDY]

@dancingladyboys Matchstalk men by Brian & Michael.

[dancingladyboys]

@BLACKNBLUECOMEDY thank you

[tasteofcoda]

"Quick hug?"  "Ok, Don't rub your fanny on me!"

[samillyroy2]

oh no 've just remembered that my dad, is still dead.

[MrEchohead]

"I've got your kids, Dan"

[SLEAZESVIDEOS1]

I,M NOT A TRAMP MICHEAL

[shindingleberry]

shitty zombie's

[joshwilliamsissex]

"DON'T RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME!"

[furQ]

these are sex people!!!!

[LIVERLADD]

ROFLMAO "Don`t rub your fanny on me!" lol

[sonofocelot]

Oh cook a cat..

[rikkistalks]

lynn is a disgusting bitch

[atwal89]

"owurrrgh loads of women talking blabbering crap"

[666rocko]

this is making me hungry, iam off for a cup of beans

[samillyroy2]

i wont kiss you goodbye, ill kiss you later, and the rest woohhh

[BWFCUCL15]

MDF is banned in America...

So's that!

[tom186i]

Don't rub your fanny on me!

[WKaliberr]

i would totally fuck dan's wife

[Dinnderladyman]

Dan is just joking saying "ill arrest you" to get Alan to come over, as they continue to joke Alan takes the joke too far by saying "ive got your kids" which is funny because Alan out wits him but makes himself look like a bit of a tit. i think that makes sence.

[gregcon]

dans grin at 5:38

amazing!!!!!!!

[TheKarmaPoliceman]

"I've got your kids, I've got your kids Dan"

[simpsonmark]

King of Anglia!

[cardinaldusznyj]

ahh I LOVE HIMM :D:D

[unicronrocks]

"I'll kiss you later....and the rest! Ooooh!"

[wolfmarl]

Your hand is about 13mil away from my gland

[666rocko]

cup of beans!!!

[sheepcrow123]

is alan a bit gay or someting

[samillyroy2]

oh cook a cat.

[Oscar301]

...i just remembered my dad is still dead

[jaymzerock]

cook a cat!

[whonut]

These are sex people Lynn!!

[MrAvenged]

" It's like a savoury 99! "

[BillyBigTop]

Loads Of Women Talking Blabbering Crap !!!! So True!

[ljgately7]

kids, ive got ur kids dan

[KevBaz78]

King of Anglia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[KevBaz78]

use the shower nozzle to blast off the scum...

[staffsmole]

" Your hand is about 30mm from my gland....your little finger just touched it!!!!!!"

"Don't rub your fanny on me..!"

Brilliant!

[bsmurf123]

u cant beat a bit of partridge and a great big joint,

[Etcher]

Well said my friend. Well said.

[TheWortytoad]

@bsmurf123 oh yeah

[bunterx]

followed by some porn.....

[MrJamesNewton]

@bsmurf123 fag

[kimbolton111]

@bsmurf123 im with you on partridge but not joints i hate joints man .......BONGS HOWEVER

sorry mate joints dont get me stoned anymore bongs get me there

but being stoned infront of steve coogan ( i always piss myself )

[colleen3217]

Why does Michael act so strangely at his house?

[salader1]

I think he was up to something. ;)

[colleen3217]

Seems so... weird biker guy!

[lennydicko]

cup of beans lol

[darksun487]

shitty zombies!

[ovavoo]

This comment will be about 2mm from your gland....ya little finger just touched iiit

[sec0ndevolution]

Do-do-do-do be clean!

[ismu34]

in british and american the fanny is on opposite sides lol

[sledgeinc2]

i've got your kids Dan !!

[pixelfibre]

"Shitty zombies"

[viper2k77]

don't rub your fanny on meeee lol

[hullolads]

"shitting zombies!"

[britishlaw]

Who is the singer and name of the song at the end???

[QuantumHeap]

If you still care it's Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats and Dogs by Brian & Michael

[britishlaw]

Lynn: I don't want to be part of your sex festival

Alan: Sex Festival???

[Anonymiusen]

'Have you got a spoon?'

'... No.'

[drlogic1978]

Shitty zombies

[stewux]

Sonia at 1.19, that laugh cracks me up every time.

[kraftbeatsuk]

"lynne this is defcon one"

[LittleMissJolie]

'Lyne these are sex people!' lmao

[fleamarket3000]

loads of women talking blabbering crap!

[MrWoggles]

I've got your kids, i've got your kids Dan.

[AnndraMA]

His face is PRICELESS watching the video

[ivebeeneatingforyouu]

haha, dan's face at 5:39, amazing

[onevoss]

use the shower nossle to-blast-off-the-scum

[FBooth]

Dan's wife isn't bad, actually ;)

[punkrockfan182]

cook a cat!

[char872]

your little finger just touched iiit loool

[AnimalCrossing334]

Shitty Zombies!

[phocia]

hardcore benny hill hahaha

[SmGard]

i've got your kids.. I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS DAN

rooooofl

[johnk18]

ive got ya kids dan

[Razzmond1989]

hes just quite possibly the most socially awkward person on telly lol.....except mark corrigan (David Mitchell) from Peep Show

[liaaam1234]

and david brent :D

[dannt008]

dont rub your fanny on me lol lol lol

[gordthelord12]

BOSCH!!!

[OboxerU]

Shitty zombies!

[DyerMedia]

Too much mustard gets up your nose? NONSENSE!

His face after eating the mustard is hilarious, he doesn't remember why he did that!

[guyosborn]

"they're sex people!"

[planbod]

funniest comedy ever.

[biggorm666]

stop reading them dick there only having a laugh

[johnnybooda]

calm yourself...

[s3ansk1]

We've got ya kids lukxgamer...we've got ya kids

[spotlitkiss]

what else do you suggest we do? it's actually really quite appropriate - in fact, there is nothing else more appropriate

[zing10101]

i've got your kids dan!

[s3ansk1]

That comment was about 2mm from my gland

[s3ansk1]

Is this lady annoying youuuuu

[talatsmum]

hardcore benny hill LOLLL

[ljh407]

dont rub your fanny on me!

[VRSlashGnR]

"shitty zombies"

[sofabeans87]

no thanks i don't want to be part of your sex festival!

[SupGangsta1]

cup of beans used to make me crack up everytime haha

[LimbReaper]

Loads of women talking blabbering crap?!

[summerhead1963]

Your not a copper Tim.

[notdeadjustlazy]

Oh all done, ive just remembered my dad is still dead lol.

[synthpeej]

Ive got your kids Dan!

Quality

[AnaWrecksYa]

"Your hand is about 13 mill. from my gland. In fact, if I was dressed on the other side, you'd be...ah, ah, your little finger just touched iiiiit!!!"