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  • Hey do you like Angelina Jolie? Does she give you a big boner? Well here's Jon Voight's BALLSACK!! LMFAOO

  • Lucas fucked up EVERYTHING in the prequels, everyone knew what was going to happen and how it was supposed to happen, except Lucas. He even managed to fuck up pre-established things! Anakin was a great pilot, He knew he had a son and wanted him to become a jedi, he gave obi-wan his lightsabre, he must have know Owen Lars well, cause Owen wouldnt allow it - Yoda Instructed Obi-Wan, Leia remembered her mother etc. None of this happened, instead we got a tons of shit just crowbarred in.

  • just finished patton's interview with BULLETT Magazine...pretty great questionnaire..if youz interested you can probably just google : BULLETT Media Patton Oswalt Young Adult

    SOOOO GREATTTTT

  • Occupy George Lucas!

  • Why does George Lucas sound like Kermit the Frog???

  • love the original movies, and the prequels were good enough because well... im a star wars whore

  • Obviously not a real star wars fan.

  • @CyberPirate2008 if you cant see how the prequels piss off hardcore fans of the original, theres really no hope for you. I don't care if you like it, not everyone who loved the originals hate the prequels, but to say you arent a "real" star wars fan because they dislike the prequels is like saying I really dont love guns n roses cause I think Chinese Democracy kinda sucked

  • Well Chinese Democracy sucks and so do the Prequels.

  • @Hammyofdoom1 No I don't understand why. I tend to think "Hardcore" fans look at the originals through rose tinted glasses. Some act like 14yr olds who are just want more "cool stuff" in the movies, Like Seeing Darth Vader in Ep1. Sure, there are some things that could have been done better or changed but the exact same could be said for the originals. At the end of the day it's George's saga, We are just here along for the ride.

  • @CyberPirate2008

    George only directed a New Hope out of the OT. For the later two he just co-wrote the script. Not to mention that George had a lot of ideas that were really stupid and the very talented people he was working with had the guts to actually tell him to change them. Something that would never happen now that he's become some sort of industry legend.

  • @Hammyofdoom1 haha what an awesome analogy.

  • I'm glad the Prequel Trilogy is out. It shows me who's a true blue fan and who's an idiot. Same with Indy 4.

    Come at me, bro.

  • ...why are girls laughing to this - they don't give a shit

  • @busessuck1 Hurr hurr, stereotypes. :)

  • Mencia's appearance is great.

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  • as someone who actually doesn't hate the prequels...

    this is really goddamn funny.

  • "*This is audio, no video." Really? I would have never figured that out!

  • It's true. I have to watch the original trilogy with these prequels in mind. I can't even enjoy the OT anymore because of these pieces of shit. Why, Lucas? WHY?!

  • @WarlordRising money, annoyed fan, money!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • I love Patton Oswalt. He reminds me of a furless teddy bear. :)

  • the guy turns into Bill hicks for the last part

  • How di... did i i get here?

  • i heard this on satalite radio today!!!

  • fuck you george lucas.

    just needed to get that out...

  • His George Lucas/Muppet Voice is dead on.

  • Vinnie Pazs' twin?

  • @Sheriefabraham Actually once upon a time we did watch these movies for the story. The special effects were meant to compliment the story rather than being the only worthwhile things about the films. Sadly around 1981 George decided that character, story, humour were no longer important. It's a shame that there are people like you only to eager to prove him right.

  • I liked the prequels. 

  • @omnipotentbeing me too

  • @CuteYetiTv, The mind trick is still there, but the power of the scene gets diminished because now when they first pull up, and start talking to the Stormtroopers, there is a parade of newly added Droids and Creatures who CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! I want to see the original desolate, seedy looking "Wretched hive of scum, and villainy" Mos Eisley - NOT the new "Hey look, the Circus is coming to town!" version. Mr Lucas, PLEASE see the light, and realize you had it right the FIRST time!

  • This is really how I felt with the prequels, a new one would come out and it felt like George Lucas would lead me on, like he's saying "come on, the first one blew, but there's two more movies left, two more for me to prove to you that this is totally worth your while." And then with the third one there was all those shots of seeing Darth Vader with his helmet and actually looking like Darth fucking Vader, but no, you really just see him for a few minutes looking at the Death Star. Goddamn.

  • @FrumpyShakes and by then it doesn't even matter that he looks like Darth Vader, because he's a wangsty teenager in a Darth Vader costume. I can't even think he's cool in Empire Strikes Back anymore. It's one thing to have shitty installments in series, but the prequels managed to piss all over the works of better men at the same time.

  • i cried.

  • I don't mid the Prequels, it's the changes he keeps making to the originals that bugs me. I don't like to watch Han turning into a cardboard cut out that they slide up to step on Jabba's tail, and I really don't like the circus parade at Mos Eisley that cuts in front of the original scene with Obie wan using the Jedi Mind Tricks on the Storm troopers. I'm not buying the Blu-Rays until G.L. restores the originals to 1977 specs.

  • @Lovemylovething Wut... He changed the mind trick on the stormies? With your permission, I would like to quote Darth Vader... "Nooooooooooooooo!"

  • @CuteYetiTv Han shot first, but he changed it so that Greedo shot first. HAVE I BLOWN YOUR MIND!?

  • @AGrayPhantom no, i already knew that lol

  • The prequels are what happens when you surround yourself with people who are afraid to tell you "No, that's stupid."

  • @jessedogden you know, my media teacher wrote with Lucas on his young Indiana Jones novels, and he said exactly the same thing.

  • LOL yes but could you be arrested for threatening to kill George Lucas ? he made some movies you didn't like um so what get over it .

  • @hayesy40 somebody just spraypainted I RULE over the mona lisa's face.. get over it...

  • The ones who dislike this think Greedo shot first.

  • In Boba's defence, we got Jango who got just about as much screen time as Boba in the original trilogy

  • @AquaPhoenix2006 Except Jango actually does stuff. He talks, flies around, assassinates someone. He gets decent action sequences is what I'm saying. Boba Fett never does anything, and the one time he actually gets into a fight, he's killed by a blind man before he even gets a shot off

  • lol, this bit is just pitch perfect

  • He is funny and smart but a part of me just thinks "Great, more jokes about how the original Star Wars fans hate the prequels", so I didnt laugh much. It's a point made so often for so long that it can never be funny again.

    Curiously, in "Failure to Launch" the guy Oswalt plays hates the re-edition of the original sequel because of the CGI, which is the other Star Wars fanboy cliche I am also sick of.

  • @mlovecraftr CGI is good in Jurassic Park. It's not good when it's used to make every set in the movie. The prequels look like playstation games.

  • @YesWeCantaloupe Should have just made some videogames and released someone's Let's Play of the Star Wars Prequels. 

  • Cologne that stinks.

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  • 56 people like Jon Voight's ballsack.

  • I bet Pat was just thinking "no?? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" when he was talking to Lucas. Too bad he didn't pick him up and throw him down a bottomless shaft

  • 56 people think Han didn't shoot first.

  • star-war? what star-war?! where's evidence? anyone? anyone at all?? look, star-war is only on SiFi / SyFy for reason, for very-very-very good reason!!! enough SyFy revolution already, e.g., the fantasy star-war, the fantasy football game, the fantasy heroine delusion, the fantasy barbie...... hi, SyFy means SyFy, right?!? Elaine-theRainbow
  • @CaraC3xDPPxWbless To borrow a phrase from Congressman Barney Frank, "On what planet do you spend most of your time?"

  • sorry, dumb and infantile. Not nearly as creative as what he criticizes.

  • @miklosfai Oh hahahaha man that was a pretty good joke. Made my day.

    anyways this is a pretty good bit.

  • The last line, dear god, I've never laughed this much, I think I might die hahahaha

  • Who is Patton Oswalt and why are the FBI going after his bank accounts?

  • "HERE'S JOHN VOIGHT'S BALLSACK!"

  • Jon Voight's ballsack is pretty hot.

  • I love all 6 Star Wars, but this is over the top, threatening to kill someone for changing a movie. The changes aren't brilliant, but it isn't like George commited a crime. There are far more bigger problems in this world.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone hes a comedian... 

  • @genralr12 Oh he is taking the piss out the 'fans' who complain about everything then?

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    no he did commit a crime

  • @DrSacapuntas No he didn't commit a crime... a crime is murder, rape etc. He just made a few changes to his movies, oh wow. If you hate it ignore it.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    what he has done to the original trilogy is rape

  • @DrSacapuntas Quit overreacting, if you don't like the changes... stop whinging about them and ignore them. Solve real world issues for a change.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    haha, actually i am solving real world issues, I am currently transferring my old VHS versions of the OT to my computer to be burned to dvds.

  • @DrSacapuntas That isn't a real world issue, sorry. You can this if you want, but the overreacting is pathetic. He changed them, big deal, you can buy the original versions on DVD anyway.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    it is a real world issue, because he won't release them. also they are on dvd as bonus features of the 200? releases, but they have been color corrected and edited with computers. That isn't what i grew up watching and is not want i want to watch today.

  • @DrSacapuntas They are on a 2006 release... 2 disc edition of film, includes the theatrical edition. And it isn't a real world issue. Personally I really don't see what the big fuss is, I love all 6 films and think they are enjoyable and entertaining. I wasn't really fussed on the changes, I didn't see the need for them, but I don't find them a big deal. But my advice is, if you really hate something then ignore it and move on.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    I'm betting you are younger and first found star wars through the release of the prequels. Is this a wrong assumption?

  • @DrSacapuntas Episode I was my first star wars movie, before I didn't care for star wars. My favourite is The Empire Strikes Back though.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    see you first were introduced to the later movies and then went back and watched the OT, whereas a lot of people grew up watching the OT. you just don't have the same connection to it as some people.

  • @DrSacapuntas Does it really matter what way you watch the movies? If you like it, well you like it. And what about todays kids who enjoy it?

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    Yes it does matter what way I, personally watch the movies, because i want to watch them the way i watched them years ago. If people today want to watch movies with extra CGI shit flying around, that is fine, but i don't want that in my movies. I don't care if they keep releasing the SE versions, but they should make a real effort to release the original cuts of the movies as well. That's all i'm saying.

  • @DrSacapuntas As I said, if you enjoy it does not matter what way I saw the movies. If I enjoy them all, I enjoy them all. That's all what matters. Also as I have said, if you hate the new versions and the prequels so much. Ignore them, just get the 2006 release of the OT with the original versions and be happy. Life is too short for hating.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone

    Amen to that.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone It's a comedy show. Why do you even watch comedy? You should be at home coloring and reading the bible.

  • @Chnamanjx WTF? I just didn't find this funny, I am a big fan of comedy.

  • @JasonAWMaidstone You need to have a deep Love/Hate relationship with Star Wars and the Prequels like the rest of us....otherwise you won't get this bit at all

  • George Lucas is awesome F off.

  • @TriforceRich

    no, he's an idiot

  • "Now, jerk off to that, you lucky so-and-so!"

  • @obesehairydog SUCK IT

  • the sad thing is that i can actually hear George Lucas saying all of this

  • I'd rather watch Patton Oswald on King of Queens reruns than sit through one of george hack lucas' piece of shit prequels in 2D, 3D, 4D or any fucking dimension.

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  • I like the prequals

  • @theblackprimus1 Says, "I like the prequels."

    Kicksit1980 Replies, "I'm sorry."

  • I've loved all the Star Wars, even the prequel. But I prefer the First one's in the 70. Can somebody explain to me the reason that a lot of people dont like the prequel!?

  • @elecks441 type in redlettermedia. he will explains it so well. the prequels suck because they don't make any sense and there is no emotion in the actors.

  • @elecks441 Prequels piss on the original trilogy basically. All the reasons Patton mentions are why many people were disappointed. How could someone mess up the origin of Darth Vader? It was probably best that his origin wasn't told anyway. Do the prequels add anything substantial to what we already knew in the Original Trilogy? Watch RedLetterMedia reviews to get all you need to know about the prequels here on YT or on his webzone.

  • @stronty Is everything u guys resort to being that loser RedLetterMedia, who makes up totally irrelevent reasons for a hate video. Seriously, his opinion is worthless.

  • you like angelina jolie?? WELL HERES JOHN VOIDS BALLSACK!!!! lmao

  • @ThunderX19 lol John "Void", that's funnier than it is dumb.

  • Apparently, the creators of 'X-Men: First Class' couldn't take the hint....

  • @CoolerKing37 Good thing too, since it was an astonishing improvement over the last two.

  • Check out this associated video:

    I'm Gonna Go Back To 1994 To Kill George Lucas With A Shovel

  • 53 people care where the stuff they love comes from

  • The 2nd thing....

    Stop the Star Wars Holiday Special.

  • @jsl151850b No, strap George down to a chair a la Alex in A Clockwork Orange, and force him to watch it for 40 hours straight. Then, he'll beg you to kill him, since he hates it so much. Then grant his wish. Instead of murdering him, you'll just be putting him out of his misery.

  • My best freind in the entire course of human history is Simon Sarianas

  • re the below: the search engine I typed was "george lucas in love"

  • It becomes an all mind controlling force around you.

  • Its amazing how much Lucas destroyed Star Wars with all the new iterations and tweaks. The prequels were flat out awful, the best versions are the original theatrical trilogy digitally enhanced. No additions, just improved audio and picture and thats it, no new cg shit, no alternate end scene in ROTJ, no jabba in a new hope, no greedo shooting first, or stupid song in Jabba's palace. The original films, where you create in your own mind the prequels and story of Anakin, not the shit he made.

  • @smalllions ever wonder why Empire Strikes Back was the best movie?...because George Lucas had little to do with that movie.

  • @hackensac I've been saying that for years. Couldn't agree more.

  • @hackensac Irven Kershner forever.

    

  • @smalllions Amen Amen Amen

  • i love patton as an actor cause he makes me laugh and i dig a few of hiw stand up, but lately. everytime i watch a patton oswalt stand up that i havent seen b4 i dislike him more and more. he starting to really fuckin annoy me. i want to keep watching his stand ups and finding the funniest one but i fear if i keep searching ill turn and hate him for good. oh and one more thing. im really sick of ppl talking about shit they hate. its like if u fucking hate it so much y do u feel the need to...

  • @LucifersArms666 keep talking about it. i like the prequals. when i was a kid when these came out i wanted to know how it all began from the fucking begining not a few year b4 the 4th movie. i wanted to know how he became darthvader and what drove him to that point. not oh hes already darthvader and he's doing this, w/e that would be. how would u even write to what fuckin patton wants to see. the movies would've been even fucking worse.

  • @LucifersArms666 no way anything could make those ridiculous pieces of shit worse, except maybe being longer

  • The third Star Wars movie was the best of the prequels, they did a pretty excellent job showing the transition and tieing all of the different aspects in together. Star Wars fans will complain just like Star Trek fans and comic book fans and graphic novel fans and pretty much all fans. Nobody fully likes something unless they make it themselves

  • @MindstormRecs

    Look, some artists are critical of their work the moment they finish it, and they always turn out to be the best in their field. Rather than resting comfortably in their success and becoming fat, old, lazy, and stupid, they always looks for ways to do better and therefore keeps their skills in peek condition.

  • 52 people like Jon Voight's ballsack

  • i love how george lucas sounds a bit like kermit

  • 52 people like jar jar binks

  • the 3 people below me are attention whores.

  • the 3 people below me are attention whores.

  • 52 people like jar jar binks

  • 52 people like jar jar binks

  • 52 people like jar jar binks

  • LMAO.... "Hey, do you like Angelina Jolie.... yeah, well hey, here's John Voight's ball sack!!!" Pure genius :)

  • You know what JJ Abrams must have been a fan of this guy, tell me he doesn't sound and act like Hurley.

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  • LMMFAO, I love it kill George Lucas with a shovel; "it would have shortened the war by five years and saved millions of lives."

  • whats his problem ...its suppose to be ages before the origanal...but this vid is funny.......and star wars episode 3 is amazing best of all of them...so this guy is annoyin

  • @XOshamelessXO Watch the redlettermedia Star Wars reviews and you'll see what he's bitching about.

  • @XOshamelessXO lol your a dumbass. Its set like 18 years before the fourth. Also, besides the special effects that were improved due to better technology the new ones were in no way half as good. Whether you look at story telling, underlying themes, character development, presentation. In almost everyway they are worse

  • @pruane2isgod its set 20years actually...and im young so obviously im going to think this guys annoyin i think thhe new ones are better cause i seen them before the origanal

  • @XOshamelessXO Wait... whaaaat? So you saying that if you see the remake of Phycho before you see the original, that automatically makes it better even though it's total crap? That makes no sense.

  • @stupidusername84 oh fuck it dosent matter...and plus ive not seen phycho...so i dont care

  • @XOshamelessXO It does matter, actually. It means the world is going to be overrun with retards who can't tell the difference between good movies and pieces of shit.

    Also, Psycho was what I like to call an 'example', meaning it just one part of a bigger pattern.

  • @stupidusername84 are u tryin to say i can't tell te difference between good movies...fuck of!... i know good movies i am NOT sayin the new star wars films are better thn the original i am sayin there not shit.. and a good movie is the lord of the rings and if u hate them ....thn u have a problem with good movies....i know alot of good movies so...go and take ur cry baby attitude else where

  • Oh, nice semi-subliminal dig on Carlos Mencia. Can I like this vid any harder? I submit I cannot by the whims of YouTube.

  • I swear to god, it would have been hilarious if george lucas had then said: "well, Im making a new indiana jones movie..."

  • please please watch out ANTI PREQUEL TRILOGY STAR WARS SONG pleas

  • starting a star wars flame war is this easy...han shoot first

  • @Vakrian and what's a flame war without misspelling the word "shot"

  • pretty good Lucas impression

  • 48 people like to make their ice cream from scratch

  • why does his george lucas sound like kermit the frog?

  • you like ice cream?

  • Dude, the Redlettermedia references on this comments section make me want to have a gay orgy with Oswalt fans.

  • @HardforJesus A gay-only orgy? No girls allowed? :(

  • @HistorienneDeLis I'm a Star Wars fan, so I'm not exactly sure what a "girl" is. Can you help me out? :(

  • @HardforJesus ROFLMAO!! Oh man, you had me laughing like an idiot for about ten minutes here!

    Well, you see, a girl is someone almost like a boy except she has this little "thing" we can use to have LOTS of fun with the boys :D

    Remember Princess Leia? Well, she was a girl! Just like me! Awesome, innit? ;P

  • @HistorienneDeLis That sounds really great. I want at least 10 of those in my orgy. Only I hope they're not TOO experienced. Otherwise it'd be like dropping a lightsaber in a sarlacc pit. :3

  • @HardforJesus LOL! You're mean!

    I'll try to get 9 of my friends to join us! ;D

  • Anyone else watched REDLETTERMEDIA's reviews before this ?

  • @NexisFilms STFU N00B LOL!!!1ONE1!

  • @smartarse001

    ur name sooots u !

  • @NexisFilms HOW FUCKING DARE YOU RESPOND TO MY COMMENT!

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS - COMMUNIST FUCKING RUSSIA!

    WHEN I REBUKE YOU, YOU TAKE IT AS GRANTED AND THANK ME FOR THE INSIGHT!

    THE NEXT TIME I READ YOUR INSOLENCE I WILL CONTACT THE UN TO SEND AN ARMY OVER AND FUCK YOU UP!!!

    HUGS AND KISSES, ME.

    KTHXBAI!

  • @NexisFilms Other way around. Patton is one of the best.

  • @NexisFilms Yeah, and I still haven't gotten my pizza roll. I'm outraged.

  • @northstarprod

    Haha , ..

    Hey Oswalt , WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??2@#$"

  • Very funny!

  • carlos mencia is a fuckin hack!

  • It won't change anything unfortunately, It's just an example of someone who was once on top of the world losing his touch and being so isolated by his fame that no one would or could get through to him. Patton's just reflecting how a lot of people who grew up on these movies feel about the prequels. My guess is that by the time the new movies were in pre-production that everyone working for him was much younger than he was and had idolized him as kids and therefore thought he could no wrong.

  • EPIC.

  • This "prequel-hating cult" this guy is a member of is the most egregiously pointless and idiotic thing to ever plague the internet. Some people just need to grow up.

  • @gasolinedreamer This comment made me laugh so hard.

  • @gasolinedreamer You and me both, dood. This immature trite has gone off long enough. It's been nearly damn six years and no one shuts up about it. They are worse than the man they criticize

  • @kaihedgie Immature, you mean like George Lucas' dialog for all three movies? This bit hits the nail right on the head for all three. Someone should have had this conversation with George Lucas before he made these films and saved many millions of people the trouble. That's what is so shocking to me, is that not one person told Lucas how bad the stories were and how atrociously written the dialog was. These movies and this director had it coming.

  • @aligborat Why do you think endlessly ranting about it will change anything now? /:

    No one is really going to want to approach the Star Wars fandom or even get into the franchise these days because just about nearly everyone won't cease to be a raging jackass over something that happened several years ago. I can no longer enjoy my favorite scene in peace without someone bringing up a rant about the prequels.

  • it's not a sword you idiot, it's a light saber.

  • @cjones1981 You just proved your geekiness

  • it's not an issue of "childhood." i only recently watched all 6 star wars movies, having avoided them so far. it's VERY clear which three movies are worthwhile and which are a goddamn EMBARRASSMENT.