I can't afford Razor blades, I've got hairy armpits

[conkling]

...wine...or razor blades...hmmm.....tough call....

um...yep...gotta go with the wine...gotta stick to my priorities...and my deodorant stick....

great tuneage...!

[MrBuckwilliam]

thanks for sharing :)

[angelinatiger]

i think you should post like patti smith did on the cover of Easter.

that would be great! bring back the real punks

this is so great have to listen to it again

VB YOU FCKIN RULE

ALWAYS HAVE

yeah some red wine would be nice today

someday we will share that bottle

the hell with the razor blades , bring on the wine lol

[mconn2112]

Holy fuck! LOL! God damn I needed a good laugh. LOL! The fucked up thing is that shit isnt funny. They lock the fuckin razors up cause people steal those bitches. You know personal care products are too expensive when you have to put it under lock and key. LOL!

Great song my dear. Loved it. ;-)

[vocalbrush]

@mconn2112 HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! NO DOUBT! Imagine, razors under a locked case like they are frigging jewels LOL!! They do this with some make-up brands now too, been seeing much behind locked window displays, soon we will request keys for Milk and Honey .

[55ella2007k]

@vocalbrush Too funny :) Hairy armpits are probably the least of our problems right now. Rest assured, that anyone desperate enough to find a razor blade, will be able to find one at the local hardware store or during their exit interview at HomeDepot. We have no fucking idea, or any concept of reality anymore. People in Haiti have a porta-potty for 250 people in their camps. Imagine standing in line there...

[55ella2007k]

@55ella2007k continued) our local and federal safety nets are being destroyed by the same moneyed elites, who don't give a rat's ass about regular people. Yachts sales are up...hurray! Wall St salaries are UP. And every idiot in this country breaks into a collective cheer! This is the collective farce we live in.

[55ella2007k]

@mconn2112 Yes, of course, it's funny! Imagine having to walk a mile and half to get some clean drinking water on Planet X - oh, I forgot. This is the planet we live on. 6 billion people and half of them without adequate water supply or enough food to eat. And this is what we call 'progress" ?

[yorkandpomona]

i love this

[ravenessex]

RLMAO something I would expect from you excellent!! hell gf I can't afford razor blades either! great song! love it I just am amazed at your wit and talent I am making this a favorite! You slay me gf!!

needed a good laugh today feels damn good to laugh been pretty pissed lately hell who isn't these days BP, Obama, the fucking politicians then I saw on the News the spill in the gulf could be solved as early as this Monday WTF what about the damn Corexit fagot liars!

[vocalbrush]

@infomorgue LOL

[fuckyouobama1]

LMMFAO !! I got stubbles on my face because I can not afford razor blades!! WE both have the same dilemma!!! Great song and posting this on my favorites!!!!

[vocalbrush]

@fuckyouobama1 HAHAAAAAAAA So does my husband..lucky for him I found 3 razors in the closet underneath a bunch of shit - Mach 3 too! lol

[fuckyouobama1]

@vocalbrush Mine are mach three too! I am now going to use the straight razor part of it! LOL!!

[LightCodeDemonH]

who is OWP???

[dualisticnature]

"i said throw your hands in the air. i like to see your armpit hair." 

ugly kid joe - bicycle wheels

[L8RG8R84]

LOL you are crazy

[jmm1233]

LMAO

[mindrapeart]

they're gonna play this video 50 years from now to show kids how bad the depression was.lol.

[vocalbrush]

@mindrapeart LOL! That would rock.. I should develop it into a full production just in case haha

[fal2grace]

tell me about it girl... i've got two teenage daughters... and those flippin' razor blades are expensive! thanks:) :)

[vocalbrush]

@fal2grace lol they really are! what the heck are they made of to be so darn expensive! My girl is going on 8, I still have time to save for her razors hah.

[anotherising]

You get em girl!! lol

Good one

[001just4fun]

So excellently funny!! LOL :))

thank you for a great laugh too start my day.

[vocalbrush]

@001just4fun You're welcome, thank you for sharing laughs with me LOL

[angelinatiger]

french women dont care just let em grow wine is better for your psyche

LOVED IT

reminded me of chrissie hynde singing smelly cat on friends lol lol

just kidding babe

YOU ARE THE BEST

SHOULD BE INCLUDED ON YOUR CD AS A HIDDEN TRACK lol

[vocalbrush]

@angelinatiger HAHAHAAAAAAA GREAT IDEA.. end it with a bit of fun..and truth lol

[jakluk4]

LMFAO!!!!!!! So fuckin hilarious, especially since i just shit myself over the cost of my Venus blades! hahahaha Im about to have a lot of hairy everything soon! fuck that shit! hahahaha this dsong is going to be everyone's anthem soon!

OMG, your featured baby! you are featured!!!!!

[vocalbrush]

@jakluk4 LOL!!! SEE IM NOT ALONE!!! WTF girl! WHY are they so much damn money!! they aren't even keepers! we might as well go back to the old school ways of wet shaving!

[jakluk4]

@vocalbrush no shit! altho the thought of using a blade on my bikini area makes me as nervous as hell! hahahahaa

[StarrJaded]

@jakluk4 One word...WAX ;) hehe

It's much better and lasts a long time ;)

[jakluk4]

@StarrJaded *thud* thats me just thinking about the riiiiiiiip! hahahaha sweet mercy!

[vocalbrush]

@jakluk4 I can't do a bikini wax, it makes me cry - that is one small pain I can't bear lol

[StarrJaded]

@StarrJaded haha...if I can do it...so can you ;) get the lil strips that have wax already in them...you just rub it between your hands real fast and it warms it up , you tear them apart and walla you have two strips... *wink* you can do it ;)

[vocalbrush]

@StarrJaded AH HAH! THE JIG IS UP! now I know how you get those lovely brows to match your lovely eyes!! it..any particular brand of strips? i used the container wax before and it's terrible, because it was a sucky cheap brand.. gets to sticky and wont come off

[mconn2112]

@StarrJaded

You got mad respect from me mama. Fuck that. LOL!

[june201955]

@StarrJaded Sounds good hun.......What do ya charge for waxing big cars? Hahaha! : )

[starfiremale]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sea,,,,,,,,,,,,I did hear you have a special pussy-bush growing in your new garden,,,now I would love to see the razor blade to tackle that LOL,,,,LONG LIVE MARMITE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!

[vocalbrush]

@starfiremale BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DrewAnti1960]

Me too,LOL,Ass ,and balls too,I love hairy Arm pits Lmao

[vocalbrush]

@DrewAnti1960 HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You kill me

[AlmightyJerk]

Get some bees for the pits, and grow some berry's for the wine. Then spend the 8.99 saved, on geetar lessons. : P JK! but... ; )

[vocalbrush]

@AlmightyJerk LOL!! Can't do it, they charge 65$ for 30 minute lessons, you know how many cases of wine I could get for that!! LOL

[AlmightyJerk]

@vocalbrush LOL I mean... dayum! $65 for probably the equivelent of "Ok, here's a G... next time we'll work on a G sharp". lol

Nuttin like strumin' a G for 30 minutes. Ggggg... Ggggg... Ggggg...

[Rockguitarnow]

LOL :)

[june201955]

Should make the top10 on the charts! Hahaha!

It's nice to see you! Remember, vino is a must for medicinal purposes ; )

[Vinseneb]

Get that girl a razor! and a plectrum.

[DREDD2001AD]

Just stopping by to show some love.

Thumbs Up.

Bubble Love XXX

[edstar83]

lol Cool song

[SBYsparky]

me too, but I'm a redhead, so its harder to see, plus I'm a guy!

Peace VB

Mike

[vocalbrush]

@SBYsparky Lucky you lol! It's moments like this I would not mind being a blond :)

[controlfreakssuckass]

you too funny!

[vocalbrush]

@controlfreakssuckass thank you lol, just spreading a little truth ;)

[StarrJaded]

I LOVE you woman! lmfao!!

[vocalbrush]

@StarrJaded I love you too, feeling a bit hairy? can relate? LOL

[77nova454]

he he Id buy the bottle too.Then get drunk and try and pluck the hairs out with tweezers ouch.

[czarwright]

hehehe, Armpit Blues :op

[VampyrMentality]

lol nothing like a good hairy song.

[CanadianPatriot1973]

Oh man woman, you kill me, LMAO!!

[vocalbrush]

@CanadianPatriot1973 LOL!! had to do something, been quiet to long..Now I am off to do some real music before I run out of time, a bit hard considering my mood is incredibly goofy and the song is very serious lol - will catch up soon hahaaaaa

[canajian]

hahahahahahahahaha!!

Pickin & grinnin!!

a bottle for 8.99!!! Theres some good ones too in that range!!

LOL

^5

[vocalbrush]

@canajian LOL there really is! and you can get 3-4 of them for the price of one pack of 4 razor blades - can't buy both, must make a choice, done it, and here is the song LOL

[june201955]

@vocalbrush Wow! What kind of blades cost that much sweets? And here I thought my Turbo Mach 3's were expensive?

[vocalbrush]

@june201955 I think it was Fusion, but all of them were high, I use Mach 3- and they only had larger packs, I just wanted 4 - what are those, about 14$? I remember passing them in the CVS and gasped - then shouted 35 freaking dollars for razor blades!!?? some woman just laughed, i left to the mom and pop to get wine instead LOL.

[june201955]

@vocalbrush The last time that I bought an 8 pack of Turbo Mach 3's they were $18.99 + tax. An 8pk will usually last me about 2 months. I've found that the regular Mach 3's don't last as long because they get dull quicker. Yep! You get what you pay for. This afternoon, I took my 90 yr. old father out to buy him a new pair of shoes. What crap these dept. stores are pushing, all made elsewhere. So, I found a small local store that sold "Made in USA" and bought a GOOD pair for $159 - No complaint.

[vocalbrush]

@june201955 - Good shoes are a must for support and comfort, bet he will feel much better in those. I developed contact dermatitis on my feet from bad shoes and terrible pains in the upper foot .. since then I refuse to buy cheap shoes- my favs are the boots from Italy, the fit of Italian boots are perfect on me .We still have a cobbler down town! never see them around to much anymore - maybe because everyone is buying cheap shoes.

[vocalbrush]

@vocalbrush I need to go to wholesale club and grab some mach turbos, they are cheaper by the bulk there, might as well stock up for the collapse lol..but CVS is ridiculous lately! all blades are up there, even the cheapies

[anastasia81472]

@vocalbrush OMG!! Like you've been watching my life from a distance.

[vocalbrush]

@anastasia81472 LOL!! we should have a hairy video tag then hah, but It's all good now, I found some razors buried in the bathroom closet :D

[anastasia81472]

@vocalbrush I've been using the same razors for weeks and weeks now. At any point, I could cut the fuckshit out of myself. My son has resolved to growing facial hair, which he hates.

[sevenender]

good morning michelle its 7:36 and my day starts with your voice...love it to hear you sing...have a wonderfull day dear!!!!you are the greatest!

hugs

ender:)

[vocalbrush]

@sevenender LOL!!! just getting into the fun now, its 1:40 am here lol.. thank you love, I hope you are having yourself a good breakfast? :D

[sevenender]

@vocalbrush good idea i need a coffee!

..you know i got a insomnia problem:)

[vocalbrush]

@sevenender looks like we have a lot of musicians here with the same problem lol, coffee yes, love it..could go on for hours on good coffee..but for now, I drink my $8.99 wine haha

[sevenender]

@vocalbrush ...sad that we cannot drink a burgunder together:)cheers!

[onlywhenprovoked]

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[vocalbrush]

@onlywhenprovoked HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA