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  • chewy is such a smartass

  • 06:42 see you my technic HOUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA

  • 7:35 priceless xD

  • i get bit by my pup and my ball python

  • "i am not afraid of shit" HAHAHAHAHA Lol big pussy

  • Hey BHB. You should invite me and my family up there to try and convince my mom to let me keep more snakes. I was told no snakes and brought home a baby sand boa. I love him so much and I really just want more snakes!

  • @7:46 and to think he said he wuz manly XD

  • Ready to bite me , Now Shes just cruising around like nothing , Whoops (Drops her head first) Not too much (ooghhh) yea guess that didnt work out so well , See you can avoid getting bit rofl i was laughing my ass off as he gets bit explaining how NOT to get bit haha

  • a cornsnake but not thayt bad

  • LOL I had to Fave this vid you guys are awesome LOL

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  • Hey are Tree Pythons a generally mean snake?  or was that one just a bit pissy?

  • @YoungHerbalist Most Green Trees are pretty pissy. They're great display snakes but not the best choice for easy handling.

  • this 1 made me laugh chewy all matcho i just go straight in and pick em up "arghh"

  • "shes cruising around like its nothing"

    bites at his nipple

  • w0w the green tree pythons are sickkkkk

  • LOLOLOL!!! Chewy at 6:42

  • I went to move my female peruvian redtailed boa from her cage to her feeding cage, and as I was getting her out she hissed a little and then started thrashing and resisting until she swung around and nailed me just below my left eye, she around 6ft at the time. My shirt was ruined that day from the blood.

  • I have a five year old northern emerald that I've raised since he was a neo, Never really been a biter or even a bit aggressive. One day I was showing off how nice he looks to a buddy then out of no where he pops me in the lips and sinks those big teeth in. I'm use to surprise emeralds bites by now but that was the worse. Kinda hurt a bit and took a minute to get him to let go... The bleeding wouldn't stop and freaked out my buddy and wife... LMAO

  • i was in class holding our class pet hamster when 2 of them started fighting, i pulled them apart and one lached on to my finger took 5 minutes to get it off my finger was so swollen i could not go to school the next day

  • 9.22 cheweys bite mark

  • I got bit by yo momma. Ooooooo!!!!

  • i still remember a few years ago when my uncle was messing with my 4ft caiman with a bad temper .....the caiman jumped 2 feet off the ground at his face I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!!

  • I got bit on my eye lid by my 10month old bredli.

    I even have a photo of the bit to prove it.

    lesson learned, keep snakes well away from eyes or wear eye protection at all times.

  • @klaeclipse

    bite* douchebag

  • @SnakeBytesTv (cntd) by vomiting 3 quarter digested rat all over me. Now I was covered in snake yak, with a pissed off snake cutting off circulation to my wrist, and unable to move due to back pain. I eventually managed to make my way back up stairs, put him back in his cage, washed off the rat yak, then spent the rest of the night soaking my back in a hot bath.

  • @SnakeBytesTv My other memorable bite was Rufus, my hypo centralian python (Morelia bredli). I wouldn't call him vicious but you certainly can't trust him. I was handling him on my balcony when he went for a tag to my face. I flinched backwards hard enough that I went over the rail. All I could think of was Rufus so I held him up as I fell 1 story, flat on to my back, on to the outdoor table before hitting the ground on my side. Naturally Rufus was shook up so he expressed this by (cntd)

  • @SnakeBytesTv Like most reptile keepers I have copped my fair share of bites over the years. But 2 stand out. My Shingleback Lizard (Tiliqua Rugosa) before he settled down got me on the thumb. They are slow moving and the tamest things on earth when they have been handled (even as adults), but their bite is an all new definition of pain. Imagine putting your thumb in to the business end of a pair of pliers then getting your biggest friend to stand on the squeezing end. That was my worst bite.

  • I bet that snake enjoyed getting falcon punched in the face.

  • one time i got stung not by one but by two catfish on the same day

  • snakes aren't "mean." They bite because they are scared, annoyed, hungry, insecure...etc. They don't sit there and think, "i'm in a bad mood so I'm just going to be a bitch today." It's important to know WHY your snake is biting so that you can attend to what is aggravating your animal. "know when to walk away" is GREAT advise!

  • oh thats not good

  • when i was at school a 7th grader girl grabbed my arm and bit me

  • At every moment he screamed I could've sworn was going to start crying xD

  • Shouldn't arboreal snakes such as tree boas, and tree pythons be kept in arboreal enclosures?..

  • about two years ago i was taking out my schools 3m burm python and it got my wrist. it took 4 people to get her off me.

  • no it s crazy use glove :::

  • i've been biten by a colubiam red tail boa

  • did he wash his hands?LOL

  • "i'm not afraid of shit"

    Screams 100 times.

  • my adult female green tree python

  • yes a snake have bytes me becuz was going to go get one for a pet but win i got it bytes me dut i love snake more thin ever

  • jus catchin up on eps :)...Things that have bit me,where do i start?? Molesnake,burm,boa,anaconda loads of colubrids,dog,humbodlt peguin and a cheetah cub are the ones that come to mind...oh and a hamster haha. Few more i prob forgettin but feck it haha

  • I have a mean trouser snake that attacks sexy women

  • big ass red tail boa bit the hell out of me

  • ugh got bit by a retic! very painful

  • when i 6 i got bitten by a german sheppard

    

  • i am pretty late too but when i was 12 i was trying to handle my pet new pet anole, when it jumped and bite my lip it took me about 5 min to take it off that was one pretty hard bite.lol.

  • @thor00762 It gave you one big slimy kiss for taking him to your house :P

  • @thor00762 free snake bites

  • I know this is a late response but when i was 2 i was sitting down at a party just being a regular 2 year old when a young boy comes up, looks at me then BITES ME ON MY EYE and leaves, it took me a while to realize what just happened before i burst out crying. lol.

  • How many bite marks has chewy got on his ass?

  • Okay, question. Boa vs. Python. Which species have you noticed to be the more calm? From what I've seen, the Pythons tend to be more prone to aggressive behavior in relation to Boas. Just asking for a breeder's point of view. My Boa has always been the most relaxed snake, and loves to be handled/cuddled.

  • snakebites the best! haha greetings

  • Ok about the questions, snakebitesstories...I have 2 red rainbowboa's. I get bitten by them everytime. I tried Steve Irwin em, I tried Cesar Milan-ning snakes...Didn't help. The tricky part is they don't warn they just go in defensive mode.

  • i love satan plain and simply for the reason of, satans a bitch and it makes me giggle LOL

  • How do you feel about snake hooks? Simply for slipping under the coils to get the snake out of the cage where they calm down and not using one to pin down the head because I agree with you on disliking doing that.

  • LMAO epic fail with the GTP, Good job though not getting tagged.

  • Hahaha snake jizzz 7:10

  • I got a blister on my index finger when Tomb Raider first came out on PS1. Does that count?

  • also, you say to let him figure out that you are not food, i am curious where you come down on the whole "feed him in a different cage" argument. so when you open the enclosure he knows he is going to be handled, but when you take him and put him in his feeding enclosure with the food in it, then he knows to eat. second question... i hear much talk about "feeding response" is it possible to reduce a snakes food response so he doesn't strike at food, just pick it up with his mouth?

  • guys, i love all of your videos. they are a great mixture of information and entertainment. where were you guys when i was 12 and trying to convince my parents to let me own a reptile? anyway, i have a few questions, you talk about handling your snake when it is just in a bad mood, is it not better for the animal to just let him be if he is in a bad mood? or does that teach him that a show of aggression is a good way to keep being left alone.

  • i got bit on my hand by one of my big rose hair tarantulas and my thumb and toe by a milk snake lol

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  • is Satan a African Rock Python?

  • my baby corn snake bit me didn't hurt much but my dogs bite is bad my golden retriever lucky check him out on my vids !!!!

  • Dear Brian, There are so many species of snakes in your videos, but on your site to browse the snakes, there are much fewer. why?

  • Haha big failure on the gtp

  • Has a snake ever got lose?

    

  • i was bitten on my arm by a morlets crocodile  it was only 4ft and smashed my arm and i had to have reconstuction surgery for my arm and we still have her

  • @thamilton219

    Actually very relevant info. for me. Just today I was in a herp. collection evaluating visitor risks for small crocodilians.

  • Hi Brian, when i was seven years old I was bitten by a baby rattlesnake. Ever since the i was bit, most people would have thought i would hate snakes, but instead i have found a new passion. I now Know everything there is to know about rattlesnakes, including not to get to close to them, and to admire them from a distance. Anyways i am a huge fan of your show and i hope to get to see you and chewy in upcoming videos.

  • You should of showed us a boomslang i heard the boomslang is really mean

    and nimble so it might be hard to handle

  • i know this is a little old, but i was at a concert once, and at the end, the drummer threw his drumsticks in the crowd. I caught one end while some woman grabbed the other end, and after some tug-of-war , she bit my hand. I realized it wasnt worth it at that point.

  • I have never been bitten out of aggression more or less for food mistakes, but I try not to teach my snakes or reptiles aggressive techniques. What would be some interesting Ideas for some upcoming episodes would be how you tame an aggressive snake in especially if it’s a color morph or showing off more deadly colors of ball pythons like the glow or banana morphs. I will definitely come up with some more ideas. - Jess

  • ur an ass stop shakin ur hands around and screaming and jumpin around stop shakin the snakes around and squeezin them nowonder they want you to go to hell

  • i have had many encounters with snakes but the worst by a 12ft 150 pound albino granite burmese python. needed 30 stitches to my upper arm and 15 in my forearm. But i have tamed that snake out and she hasn't bit me again. Happy days:)

  • my brother got bit in the butt by a boxer. the owner said " its playing, itll be fine" after it was dragging him back and forth on his face.

  • I've been bit by a hamster, a cat, a dog and a person

  • i was bitten by a kitten once..

  • you cannot hold that green tree, to much for you

  • chewy:im not scared of no snakes

    king rat: oh yeah *strikes at face*

    chewy: ahhhhhhhh

    me:lol

  • i've been bitten by my friends 12 foot burmese python

  • i had my hand and arm constricted by my 6 1/2 feet nearly 2kg grey rat snake coz i forgot to wash my hands after handling a thawed rodent

  • Chewy I love it whenever the snake will hiss at you you just freakout and dance around sn make screaming noises

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  • Funniest quote from Brian:

    "I've spent a lifetime handling snakes and have certainly learned a lot about it. Remember the most important thing is that you have to be as comfortable handling your snake as your snake is being handled."

    I'm sure there are viewers around the world laughing their asses off.

  • I got my hand mauled to death by a kinkojou at a zoo I volunteer at sometimes.

  • i WAS BITTEN 5X IN THE FACE BY A WESTERN DIAMONDBACK RATTLESNAKE.

  • a tortoise bit me

  • got bit by a vampire. Dakab out

  • i was holding my bros gerbil and he was handling my Burmese python, but after 10 mins he got bored and brought her back into my room forgetting that i have a rodent in my hand anyway Lucia (the python) saw the gerbil and went for it. half an hour later my mum comes home find me with my hole hand in a snakes mouth she screams calls an ambulance but by the time they get there i have removed the snake and my hands fine (surprisingly) but my bro still made me buy him a new gerbil WHAT A JERK !!

  • look who gets bitten...

  • My ball used to be near our big fan. The ULF caused by the fan actually made him pissed as hell and he would strike at anything! I still have a bit of scar left from his bite! He was fine once we moved him away from the fan.

  • thats what she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xdxd

  • i was once sitting on the street with my friends when out of nowhere this yorkshire terriër dog Bit me in the arm , right into the tricep , he bit me so hard with those terriër teeth that when i jumped up he was hanging off my arm O.o , it hurt like hell , there was some blood , and when i got it off it just ran away again , it was so wierd and random o.o

  • When I had this Turkish shepherd dog, KING was so big it could easily take me down. And I'm 6.3 so imagine the size of the dog. Anyway one day I was playing with him and suddenly he started to wrestle me.He tackled me to the ground and it was fun until I saw him having erection when he was on top. Lucky me He didn't get excited too much and stopped playing LOL. He bit me before when I was petting another dog. But he was great. BTW only reason I bought my first BOA is because of you guys.Big love

  • my most awsome animal attack story was when i was trying to get two ball pythons to breed and they both bit me at the same time, in revenge for me getting them together, keep the show because its awsome

  • My animal attack story is when i got bit by a northern rat snake, it was at least 5 foot and it hurt alot and i didnt want my mom to know cuz if she knew she wouldve said you cant play in the woods n stuff like tht

  • My animal attack story is as follows.When I was about six I got bit in the face by your garden variety hunting dog, a mutt basicly. 400 stitches , a skin graft, months of treatment, and 17 years later. I can still say I'm an animal lover, and that it isn't just "wild animals" that can cause harm. Fido can be just as dangerous as a burmese, it is the level of knowledge and respect you have for an animal that counts.Not the number of years it has been a pet breed

  • WHERES KEL DAMMIT!!!

  • hi brian

    i was wondering if you guys could do a video on jag pythons and their neuro conditions?

    and how jags and rpms came about? its such a confusing topic.

    thanks

  • my python bite me and hold to my hand for about an hour

  • My worst bite experience is when I was working with a Jerusalem Cricket (also called a potato bug) It didn't hurt as much as it scared THE ever loving feces out of me, I have appropriately named this Jerusalem Cricket, Jiminy Hitler.

  • a bulldog bit my nuts

  • I was walking in around late at night and I saw somthing move. Me being me I decided to check it out. So I go over where I heard the noise and a fox came out of nowhere charging me. Turns out it had babies and it had an injured paw. So I went to get some help taking her and the babies home for recovery. She was all better un about 3 weeks. I wanted to keep one of the babies so bad. We let them all back in the wild before they got too active.

  • l0l @ brian handling the green tree

  • P.S. Don't know about you guys. But I keep rooting for the snake to bite Chewy in the balls.

  • Bite story. Well, It takes a while to feed every one and one time I was just wanting to be done and didn't bother to wash my hands after handling the rats. Well, my 4 ft boa loves to eat and my hand smelled like rat. She bit me 3 times before I even knew she got me once. All my fault and I was pretty proud of her. hahahaha

  • Your woma is cute. :)

  • ahaha 2:03 "cruisin around like nothi-" NOM :D

  • An attack story?

    Well I was feeding my Boa with a live mouse but the little guy missed the mouse bite himself and ... yeah - he killed himself... never heard about stories like that - might be strange...

  • Awesome show! =)

  • ive been bite by a dog about 12 times, and a person 5 times :) i never bit anybody

  • i just love this show <3 !!

  • I had a bitch red tail that no matter what would bite me in the damn head ever time good way to scare your friends tho hahahaha

  • I want a job there!

  • that balls 

  • brion what do you think of that jewish model that got bit by a snake? pa love the show

  • these guys got balls

  • Haha Chewy's the best

  • Hi brian i watch your show on a weekly basis and i think what you and the gang do is not only educational which helps me take care of my reptiles but is also very fun to watch. i have just ventured into to the world of keeping boa's and a big concern for me is mites i have seen first hand in the reptile shop were i volunteer how much discomfort it causes these beautiful animals..is there any way of preventing mites? any advice would be truly appreciated...thank you stu from leeds uk 

  • i love satan can you make another show about her

  • GUESTION OF THE WEEK: one time i was getting a cute duckling then the mom came flying in and flapped her wing at my face and peck my head

  • my damn texas rat snake bites me every time i go in his tank

  • im really not scared of snakes after watching these videos for a couple of months! well, im still not in love with them, but i helped alot. It would be great if there was videos like these with spiders instead. but ill always hate spiders though. THANKS BRIAN. From a fan in Denmark, Europe.

  • bad techniques.. very wrong handling almost...

  • today i have been bitten by my Nicaraguan boa, she's a juvenile and was so lovely until today, i changed the news paper and when i grabbed her to put her in her cage, she shot me ! no big deal, but the first time is always painful huh!

  • i got a bite from a dog it was scary so me and my cosins were going to 711 a a black dog popt out of no were my cosins were screming it bet me that f***** hert

  • i bought a ballpython as a male from exotic ark in st. louis mo....well to make a long story short she laid 7 eggs one day, kinda scary for a beginner!! well all of them hatched an i did not know that they will strike at your hand because of the infer-red soo i got bit by all 7 at once more then once.... they are fast!!!i didnt even know i was bit in till i saw the blood

  • I got nicked only once by the first snake I've ever owned. A small ball python. I put a mouse in the cage, and it ran into the snake hide. I thought about it, decided to risk it, and reached in to remove the hide. I got what I deserved. Really doesn't hurt too bad though.

  • question for your F.F.If you could own any australian reptiles what would it be?.

  • 8:19 for Chewies best crying moan in the series

  • I don't wannnnnnaaaaa

  • hey brain i think im about the 1 millionth person to for a video on the other animals you keep like your lizards so PLEASE make a video on the other animal PLEASE :) lol

  • Answer : Worst bit I got is from a mad co-worker girl. She had been blasting everyone in the store, when I turned the situation against her, she didn't like it. She first tried to hit me in the private part, so I grabbed her by the back. She bite me so hard, she didn't want to go loose until my boss came in. It's been over 7 years and I still have the scars. Crazy girls ! I have some crazy females snakes in my racks that are more gentle than her :D !

  • I got bit by a dog

  • I was going to share my snake bite story, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • Many years ago a guy I bought rats from was showing me a beautiful large (about10 foot) boa, and told me it had always been a very calm animal, and had never bitten anyone. He held it out toward me, and in the blink of an eye it hammered me dead on the mouth. It actually knocked me down, and got multiple teeth in both lips. It took 45 minutes to get the bleeding stopped. Except for that incident, it really did prove to be a very placid animal, and to my knowledge never struck at anyone again.

  • ive been bit by a few reptiels my most painful was a sharp toothed geko i dont now the real name but it left a scar

  • chewy u said ur not scared of any thing and when tht snake went 2 bite u u were healthy scared

  • @snakebytes100 that was the point. It's comedy

  • i was biten by my cat lol

  • I've been bitten by a few of my Ball Python babies...no biggie.

  • yes it was a big green snake

  • Ive been bitten by my sister and then she scrached me i have the scars to proove it

  • My animal attack memory is when I called my sister a dumb blonde she kicked me in the balls then body slammed me on tile !!!!!

  • My ear was bitten off by Mike Tyson

  • A couple of years ago when i was in my mountain property in colorado, i up-rooted a small tree to clear the way of a larger tree that i was going to cut down, and there was a nest of ground bees under the small tree and i was attacked. i now have a pretty bad fear of bees. Great show guys.

  • Great vid. I got my daughter and son (12 & 11) to watch this one:) they are always a bit leary of handling mine. Once again.. Chew had us ROFL. Thanks guys!!

  • sweat

  • i got bit by my nile monitor rex and my ball pythonS and almost by my adult boa! and I'm only 13!

    :)

  • I had a pair of Aru Scrubbies for awhile. Those things would bite every time I handled them The male nailed me in the face and the end of my nose! You couldn't get a hook long enough they were like heat seeking missiles with teeth.

  • Id have to say the worst bite i got was a bite to the nuts by a cat when i was 7. Nothing got ruptured or anything, but it was still the most painful experience of my life. I shudder every time i think of it

  • why does chewy have to get bitten in almost all the videos x__x

  • well, when i was 1, my dad had a chow chow. she was blind (i think) at the time. i played with her a bit, then she bit my face and ripped a ton of skin off! i still have a scar or two today, but not rly noticable.

  • I had a iguana that was abused so I bought him and he was mean!

  • i have a black king snanke everytime i stic my hand in the cage she tries to bite me

  • My animal story is me getting myself bit by a golden retriever. I was 2 yrs. old and I hugged it too hard so he snapped and gave me a giant scar on my face. I had 13 stitches although it was my fault I learned a great lesson, be respectful to animals. Also, 14 yrs later, the scar is nearly gone. I love watching SnakeBytes :)

  • lol

    

  • at 08.29 he sounds like dr zoidberg :L 

  • I have a story of not really getting full on bit but a mistake I once made. I was feeding my 6ft redtail boa Lilith, when she first struck the rat she kinda missed and knocked it out of my hand, I made a mistake of trying to pick it up so I could offer it to her again and I assume she thought I was trying to take it from her and she tagged me in the hand didn't bite down more of a warning tag. Again wasn't her fault it was mine.

  • why do your snakes keep biting you? i am going to buy snakes from your website i wat to buy ball pythons and a boa and im having second thoughts in the way they keep biting you guys

  • what happened to keyl?

  • chewy should have his own channel! with videos where its just him getting bit.

    it could be "( ChewybytesTV )" !

  • chewy I'm not gay but I'm love you

  • I have never been bitten by my ball python, Fluffy before. But I have gotten bit my three seperate dogs in my life. One of them sent me to the hospital. Sorry, but snakes seem so much nice to me than man's best friend.

  • Good episode. Still need to get Sam to handle or try to handle Satan. ;-)

  • I'm sure we all would like to have your programme in TV sort of animal planet, discovery planet, etc.

    You guys are awesome!!

    Chewy, you should give the last snake a try XD

  • I have a 10 mnth old ball that is very agressive. Been bit over 30 times from her