Happy St George's Day Hate Mail

[qRaynep]

Hurts like a bitch, don' it?

[richieblackhearted]

Get on your knees and bum 'til you fuck!

[syncopatedglory]

"THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING"

"people who aren't really people"

Someone help.

[bismarket]

He either thinks becoming a Muslim turns you into A.Magneto or he means B.Elections. i think it's B, but i so want it to be A.

[manmadesounds]

Exploding mail? What is this, Inspector Gadget?

[hownekromantik]

What's the difference between Muslim acid and regular acid? This has boggled me 0.o

[BlackWing96]

@hownekromantik no no muslim acid makes u a socialist homosexual

[hownekromantik]

@BlackWing96 Wow (LOL!) i learn something new everyday!

[hownekromantik]

'Will be many,many Muslims on the hurisian'

[LustinForBlood]

The guy can't even form a fucking sentence. So why the hell would anyone (with a decent amount of common sense) take him serious? When he has the spelling age of a fucking 5-year-old. He's a prime example of someone who is afraid of what they don't understand. I don't like the idea of Sharia law and I don't like what the extremists of the religion do.. But I have the mental capability to understand that not *all* Muslims are like that. But alas.. Fear mongering is a bitch to stop.

[shrikechan]

Puss on a mouse and then we will TALL!!!

[1hallah1]

Jesus. That guy is hilarious!

[superhamzah85]

I got so mindboggled I almost forgot what an electron was.

[tyrongkojy]

Bag of skin flesh? Anyone else think this guy sounds like a space alien who doesn't know english? Great reading, dude.

[tyrongkojy]

Bag of skin flesh? Anyone else think this guy sounds like a space alien who doesn't know english? Great reading, dude.

[TheAkatsuki357]

"Your and idiot if you thing different"

that sentence is so stupid and ironic...its...its just...

It like someone saying

"I have the freedom of speech, so shut up"

[June28July]

Damn... There's so many YouTubers who would not be out of place at an asylum.

[mavarek666]

I lost it when he said "a bag of skin flesh."

[SlapPopStacy]

Well fuck you you piece of shit, the electrons are starting!

[Hotleather31]

Everything they thutch turns to crap! LOL! Oh man that was the most pathetic PM I have ever heard! Of course I laughed my ass off!

[8DX]

Men, they have a penis. Dick you rule!

[HelplessVictim]

2:35

What other video is this referring to?

[GodwinCarpenter]

That PM was obviously written by someone with dyslexia orr otherwise low IQ. But to be fair there are a lot of issues involving immigration in general which te government doesn't want to talk and most definatly do not what real political orrganisations talking about.

[demongoat]

the electrons are starting is my new catchphrase!

[KNTFM]

EDL has 80,000 members, yeah right fuck off, so why is there only ever 2000 people top at their demos? (or less when we recall the "Bradford Big One" when the EDL shit their pants big time and only 700 turned up).

And thats 2000 thick inbred tossers who can't see further than the latest Daily Star scare-mongering bullshit., thick EDL cunts

[S0ryiu]

So long Microsoft Sam, this guy has your number.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

I want to grab it. You know what I'm talking about. The shiny thing so grabbable in the middle of his face! I don't know what I'll do with it once I get it in my hand, but I still want to grab it.

[Teloculos]

That steaming pile of garbled wordsalad makes Ricky from Trailer Park Boys look like a literary genius. I know nearly everyone else has commented on it but fuck me "the electrons are starting" oh dude, I had to go back a watch the the video again because I couldn't watch or listen to anything for five minutes while I tried to stop laughing.

TheCarruths did well not to crack up reading it till the end, was that the first take, or were 30 odd takes abandoned to get 1 where he didn't piss himself?

[mrpoultry]

I don't know how he managed to read that with a straight face the whole time.

[lazyperfectionist1]

That's 80 references to that line about the electrons starting. Coughlan, I really think you need to spend one video speculating about just what the hell that means.

[lazyperfectionist1]

@lazyperfectionist1 Make that 81.

[grungeface87]

I've got stainless steel weapons. Stainless steel weapons like SCISSORS. So watch it, Coughlan!

[lea135791]

oh man....that e-mail is like a really bad carnival ride....I might be sick.

[JunnyICurosi]

"The electrons are starting."

Oh no! They're starting their Muslamic ray guns!

These EDL people unwittingly write their own jokes.

[Vanguard25895]

Oh wow....we're fucked!

First they got their muslamic ray guns, and now they have muslim acid terror rice!

[christo930]

What is with his obsession with electrons? Was he misspelling elections?

[YeOldeHeretic]

It still sounds so retarded, even with one of the smartest blokes on YT reading it. :(

Laurel

[godshiva]

O M G doo sum risurch nexs tiem. Antiraecsm ise a cood wurd 4 anteewhiet.  #IslamicTurbines

[godshiva]

@godshiva Hey it finally posted - I just had to do a captcha.

[SnatchTease]

EDL, for the white niggers.

[LucianELaveris]

I have to admit, that I feel really sorry for the folk that read these out;

The prose sounds really painful to vocalise.

Man earned that sub.

[SelfImmolator]

I want to see an epic hollywood blockbuster disaster flick: "The Electrons Are Starting"

[shrikechan]

TERROR RICE!

[SleepNeed]

How can TheCarruths keep a straight face reading this? For people who call themselves English, they don't have a good grasp of it.

[PiskieBenWa]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! : )

[TheDarkKreig]

I like how he's reading out exactly how its written.

[Desertphile]

COIN SIDENCE

[Desertphile]

Fuck, even L. on Hubbard was more lucid.....

[zabukazar]

ROFLMAO FederalistFilms and CobraJones have both changed the name of their channels to "THE ELECTRONS HAVE STARTED"

[FNGamer]

"A dead body on your hands. YOUR dead body." Now how the fuck does that work?

[Bearlizard777]

We must make england English again by teaching English to the EDL.

[volbla]

Oh fuck, Coughlan. I laughed so much i probably damaged my face.

[mwildish]

I think your education system may need more funding. Or perhaps you need to stop allowing cousins to marry.

[scottie0904]

ROFL

"just a bag of skin-flesh"

[JustAnotherGuy186]

First we had muslim knifes, now we have muslim acid.

[Coughlan000]

@JustAnotherGuy186 dont forget muslamic ray guns, iraqi law and muslim turbines

[S0ryiu]

@Coughlan000 I think the worst weapon is the "terror-rice".

[RagdollRalph]

@Coughlan000 What is this running theme of electrons, they can't be serious right?

[Sabohaque]

@RagdollRalph He meant "elections"

[Brascofarian]

wtf... since when did we ever say "twot"... I don't understand...

[ScissorHand26]

The second guy in the video really sounds like microsoft voice :P

How did he do that?

[robertrulebirtannia]

oh no electrons are what we us to load Muslamic Ray Guns!

[ragestarfish]

My god... not the electrons!

[jo05dk]

Bloody hell! I'd like to think that most of the extremists (on either side of the fence that is) are as "intelligent" and well spoken as this guy. They'd have to be, to believe the nonsense they're fighting for.

Poor guy having to read that load of bollocks out loud. Not exactly an easy job:o)

[BeanTheForce]

Watching this video was a nice addition to my easter breakfast!

[ultimateinfinite]

Although I do think this bloke is a troll. No one would put electrons.

[ultimateinfinite]

Hahaha! I love the way you can tell how bad the grammar is.

[June28July]

Wow. Were there any periods in that PM?

[Weapon0fCho1ce]

LOL skinflesh XD

[fauyd]

I clicked on this thinking it was a Ben Carruth video, lol. Still a terrific vid.

[lazyperfectionist1]

“Half a sense?”

Muslim acid? Let me guess. It’s acid that prays toward Mecca five times a day.

“Skin flesh?”

“But don’t take English with you.” Take French or Italian instead.

What in the world does he mean by “The Electrons are starting?”

OH YEAH! WELL THE PROTONS ARE STARTING, TOO!!!!

[tomgrant29]

CAN'T YOU JUST SMELL THE CARNAGE?

(6:30)

[LiberAnarchy]

muslamic ray guns

[Longuncattr]

Fucking hell, am I the only American who knows how to say "twat"?

[lazyperfectionist1]

@Longuncattr Twat's that you say?

[Longuncattr]

@lazyperfectionist1 Aaarrrrgh, well played.

[SourBitters]

That's one impressive nose ring.

[ulnartwitch]

Liked and favourited for reciting for that long with a straight face.

[zabukazar]

I'm on the side of the Neutrons! Fuck the Electrons! Neutron Pride!

[FHomeBrew]

This is just beautiful!

[ImaginedWriter]

hahahaha

[SouthernRaisedAtheis]

speaking as an american who lives in mississippi, are you sure he isn't from mississippi?

[Jacobsenacc]

The guys voice was so monotone.

[FHomeBrew]

@Jacobsenacc Before this he worked with microsoft to dub microsoft sam (jk, would be hilarious though)

[WilliamPbrane]

Richard is evil for making you do this. I hope there's no permanent damage.

[3fingerroll]

do yanks say twaaat

[CyanideSovereign]

4:13 No no no! Not the TERROR RICE! First the Muslamics have Ray Guns now this!

[SubTachyon]

Please... PLEASE... SOMEBODY! I must know. What the FUCK is "THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING !!!"?

[kalsolarUK]

They could abolish St. Georges day and no one would bat an eye lid. But watch what happens if they ever try and take pancake day away. People will march on Downing Street bashing on the door of number 10 that day. "You can take our patron saint, but you aint taking a f**king pancakes!"

[mrbobmanbob]

what's this shit about cars and muslims and fucking people with allah

[dixie60]

i would like to apologise on behalf of all normal english people with these edl fucktards.

still this guy is hilarious

[Overseer82]

lmao

[primativemodelling]

one of the funniest vids iv seen for ages !

[klhcc]

Splendid.

[pirbird14]

Properly speaking, the term "British" applies to the Romano-Celtic culture that prevailed when the Romans ruled what is now called England. All true Britons are waiting for the day the Boar of Cornwall (King Arthur) wakens from his sleep in a cave in Cornwall and drives the Sassenaugh (the Saxons) from Briton. Of course, there are no true Britons nowadays.

[satandeej]

St, George is also the patron saint of Moscow

[PureInertia]

THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING! XD Classic shit!

[lazyperfectionist1]

@PureInertia Any idea what the guy is talking about?

[PureInertia]

@lazyperfectionist1 Not the slightest clue.

[themightyjoseph]

@PureInertia Must be from the Muslamic ray guns.

[JustAnotherGuy186]

OMG the electrons are starting. This must be some kind of power source so the muslims can power up their muslamic ray guns. XD

[SusanRenee49]

Do people like these write using random-word generators? LOL!

[concord327]

the electrons are starting? Oh no!!!

[TheNeognostic]

The electrons? Where are the electrons?!

[samuelmichaud]

Ben, I think you were the only one who could do it. Thanks hahaha

[no2religions]

@samuelmichaud search "dawkins hatemail"

[ManCardisAreCool]

but guys.. the electrons are starting.

[concord327]

There's a holiday devoted to a guy who killed a dragon? that's why England is awesome. too bad they banned it.

[ScienceIsKnowledge]

Sounds like Stephen Hawking making prank calls while drinking heavily.

[theinnerbadger]

Holy shit, who knew amet1980 had a cousin in England????  o.o

/poporns

[hiigara1]

i feel for the guys you get to read this crap coughlan. they must drop around 15 iq points just looking at the message.

[hardfi123]

Them fucking electrons, coming over here....

[JetlinerXPilotXFSX]

HOW DID HE READ THIS SO FLUIENTLY?!

[samuelmichaud]

@JetlinerXPilotXFSX He's crazy good, that's how.

[skwegisnotmyrealname]

I hate it when the Electrons start....

[firefly4f4]

Ben, I'm not sure how you managed to read that entire thing out loud. :)

[DigimontamerB]

Oh... My... God... THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING! EVERYONE TAKE COVER! THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING!

[ekhaat]

I expected to hear about muslamic rayguns, but this time it was electrons.

Incredible how long this PM was, considering his illiteracy.

Cheers

[MarkArandjus]

St George who slayed the dragon right? Yeah he's also the patron of Ljubljana, Slovenia's capitol, but round here we call him 'sveti Jurij' :P

Also, shit that guy's septum pierce is huge! :D

[GriffinPilgrim]

@MarkArandjus Well, if armour's worth doing...

[TehPogo]

The electrons are starting? Sounds like an important step in preparing the Muslamic Ray Guns.

[benthediceman1]

@TehPogo No, they've moved onto the Tron project. Can't think of it's use though :P

[DanishAtheist]

This is the most insane thing I've ever heard. I'm actually impressed.

[AlexThomson1000]

He's just watched Braveheart. He fucking has, it's hilarious! That's how the EDL view themselves, like the scots fighting for freedom. Will the hilarity never end?

[sugelanren]

I cant wait for the electrons.

[AmyInChains161]

Did the "Muslamic Ray Guns" guy write that?

[philateliceun]

bigot logic = Going in Public, screaming about how a particular group is trying to take over the world, follow a pedo mass murderer and support the killing of innocent people, then getting punched in the face by one of these people and then complain about how they supress your freedom of speech.

If some random person walked up to you and called you a cunt would punching him in the mouth be supressing freedom of speech?

[philateliceun]

Who says St Georges day is illegal? I searched it but all the yahoo people say its legal. If its illegal why the fuck?

[Coughlan000]

@philateliceun *facepalm*

[philateliceun]

@Coughlan000 how am I supposed to know :(

[Q3ToPBuZz]

@philateliceun ....

[Ibitsae]

@philateliceun Captain! The sarcasm detection grid is malfunctioning!

[philateliceun]

@Ibitsae Aye sirr, missing crucial update for English holidays!

[WartrainWoW]

Is it just me or does Carru sound like the Virtual voice thing microsoft has? :D haha

[Rationalific]

Strangely, that sounded quite poetic. Like a poetry reading at some beatnik club.

[Klingschor]

Ben's hair is identicle to mine :-)

[LuckAffe321]

dont make fun of the handicapped

[Gosu117]

THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING!

[Gunderson002]

"your and idiot"

Single greatest line in the whole video.

[gaglamesh731]

Anyone here speak "idiot" ? I need subtitles - lol

Also , is it me , or are the ultra-nationalists across the EU kinda dumb altogether ?

[flashtin166]

*wipes tear from eye*. It just makes me so damn proud.

[SelfImmolator]

The electrons are starting, people.

[grimmviper]

I guess someone has never heard of spell check.

[ExaggeratedElegy]

@grimmviper

Or grammar. Or syntax. Or paragraphs. Or full-stops...

[grimmviper]

@ExaggeratedElegy

Good point. I guess I should have pointed that out as well. haha



[elsparx]

Everyone run! The electron is starting!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[boobootoob]

No, that's me, I'm the one that talks about black dicks all the time. Boy, they get a lot of stuff confused. Good mail reading.

[boobootoob]

You are the cancer pills, Dick.

[89murph]

It sounds like a schizophrenic word salad.

[petehutcheon]

cant wait for the "electron" on the 5th of May

[Darw1n1st]

Apparently you lose your grammar after getting hit on the head with a Muslamic Raygun a few times.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

4:58 I think he's trying to talk about Stockholm Syndrome. It baffles me that this retard would know anything about that.

[Sarahon06]

We will tall?

[boonw]

That PM is definately an accurate portrait of reality, even the parts that didnt make any sense. Hey, it was written down on the internet, IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!

[justaphilosophy]

Freedom of speech includes freedom to hate, at least in my opinion.... Unfortunately, there is too much hate in the world...

[richieblackhearted]

Bum till you fuck. With advice like that you cannot go wrong.

[JOKERSFREAK]

I...wow...

This man just earned a new sub! How anyone could read that with a straight face is beyond me. You held that in too long, good sir!

[arsenelupin123]

muslim and guns? Yall know what it means :D!!!!

[VOC771]

The electrons are starting!

[grenangle]

I prefer when Ben does Kerouac.

[harkying99]

That has got to be the longest sentence in the history of the planet.

[DeadMarine1980]

Lol that vid rocked! My yank cock almost made me piss myself!

[omgatheism]

I'm turning on my computer. THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING.

I'm using a Van der Graaf generator. THE ELECTRONS ARE STARTING.

I'm spinning a magnet around a coil... yeah, you get the idea.

[andromidius]

Does the guy who wrote that email actually know english, or did he use google translator? What a tard. If he thinks anyone vaguely intelligent wants to join the EDL, he's gravely mistaken.

[8DX]

Because YOU Caoughlan... are a stealth-Islamo-fascist sympathiser and pedophile rapist!

LOL great vid.

[shrikechan]

The electrons are starting!

Nothing more than puss on a mouse and then we will TALL!

we care, and will will kill it dead

when Muslims emerge with rifles drawrrawahn on your face wanting to fuck you with Allah in tow.

you have just exploded the British Isles with you Packie lovey from Wah too did that 50 years, time. Very soon will be a many many Muslim on the horeeseeun

bum till you fuck

I will do it for you in it

[EquinoxOfTheGods]

Cancer? You kill it before it SPRADS.

[itsjustameme]

This video almost converted me to Islam.

[jymbo1969]

Mooslims?



[kawaiigardiner]

@jymbo1969 Yes, Muslamic ray guns.

[smo1001]

I was in double digit face-palms by the end.

[w35m4n]

"You will be drowning in a pool of Muslim acid before you can say 'Let's bum a Paki.'"

Oh god... xD