Response to: Who Wrote the Bible

[gereksiziz]

thank you captain obvious

[apt595life]

@gereksiziz ...that was the point.

[Mr10stiches]

Hilarious...oh wait, are we talking about the Bible?

[MauritsLuijs]

thank you for saving me time on making a video to talk some sense in this poor retarded girl YOU RULE :D to bad the like button works just once

[Jhinds1212]

Short....sweet....true.... ^^ I liked! 

[JOHNSON490]

I believe that the bible was written as a joke......given to a friend and said "i was told to write this by a voice in the sky (!)" obviously joking, but then his friend went home read it and came back the next day and took it seriously and said a load of crap like well god told me it was true and the guy who gave it to him says "no, its a joke its not true", and there we have the start of The Atheists and christians, and its still happening! write ur own book and become a god today!

[neoman289151]

I agree with Roger from American Dad

It's the diary of a madman. People just took it too far.

[Laurie2733]

@neoman289151 Preach on brother, preach on. ;D

[TheChazz1225]

i would've ended after that with "...ya dumb bitch."

[Floppy2Blueray]

I would argue who cares....the question itself doesnt warrant an answer but if pressed.....WHO THE FUCK CARES. nice video. that answer is my second choice

[Hellokittypokemon360]

omg, ur right :)

[zech454]

Actually it was people who wrote the Bible..but God inspired "people" what to say and how to say it..just remember that one day every knee will be bowed and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords...think about that..

[apt595life]

@zech454 If you'd like to begin the cyclic evidence debate this comment inevitably precedes, be my guest. With that said, when someone posts a very cocky, very enthused video they claim to be a stumper and I have a moronically simple answer for them, I'll post it ten times out of nine. If God didn't exist, who wrote the Bible? Probably the same bunch who wrote The Grapes of Wrath and Lord of the Rings and Moby Dick and War and Peace and everything else ever written... people.

[ITKDKING]

@zech454 have you ever heard of the king James bible?? basically it is the bible that you so know and love today yet it had nothing to do with the original authors whether they be people or prophet.he changed the wording and messages and commandments and basically every moral and value that modern Christianity is based on to make people go to war and make him rich then destroyed the original. So basically modern religion is based on the writings of a greedy king with little indifference for life

[JELITOcz]

@zech454 If god wanted us to worship him he would easily create people that way or just tell them to do it, wouldn't he?

[SanUkyLiChan]

you're cute ;)

[apt595life]

@SanUkyLiChan Can I have yo numba?

[SanUkyLiChan]

@apt595life ;) sure

[bogtheforest]

So simple only a genius could have thought of it.

[Tybooooo]

OH MY GOD IT'S GOD GIVING THE ANSWER!!!

[opalockagoonie]

pwned



[skarred181621]

sounds like he did some really extensive research to come with that one.

[apt595life]

@skarred181621 I did. It required an extensive comparison between the writing styles of humanoid mortals and deities... unfortunately, the latter class has no confirmed bylines to its name. Goddamn underachieving deities.

[ajseb]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH genius.

[Trinivalist]

yes people wrote the bible, but they claim that they were inspired by god. That's the major problem for religionists.

[ChairOKey]

I can't argue with that.

[PaintNYBlu]

Hot.



[alex22492]

Notice how there are NO dislikes to this video.

[sakamya]

Ten points to Gryffindor!

[rebecca201021]

LIES! oh wait, did you say people? oh ok, sorry just a reflex.

[essonet]

Correct. 10 points.

[ktmmxer131]

Seems Legit.

[bobchaz870]

slapchop

[badeendvogeltje]

you have the right to become a meme, sir:P

[amy3144]

You are correct no but serously i think its a bunch of goat hearders who had no life and wrote it good

[junior8gr]

FACT!

[FrozenSunrise]

I like this guy- he's so chilled but the chick, she was so serious and questioning

[heyheyheysniper]

I just have to say before this happens to this video. This is the first video I've ever seen with 0 dislikes.

[yido123THFC]

you legend!

[orlandolukas]

LMAO so much win

[anaballobear]

HAHHAHAH yes.

[hunterman1289]

Brilliant.

[poiaz123]

u r one of us

[Sairyoku00Udemae]

i came from funnyjunk

[notlaWaivilO]

<3

[majorvixen]

Fucking win. You win my internets for today.

[karenlovestony4020]

love that respOnse :)

[EndrioFelipe1]

simple like that :)