HOW TO MAKE MEAN GREEN JUICE -- (Fat Sick and Nearly Dead Movie)

[Croozer]

Where is the Spinach?

[DameonDiezHard]

thought it was totally weed...

[breando1]

ONE piece of Kale,...TWO pieces of Kale,....THREE pieces of Kale..wha ha haaaa, count them with me!...ONE piece of Celery, ..TWO pieces of Celery.......

[bina143]

This tastes horrible...........yuck

[blastofo]

I just made my first juice. Used same ingredients, same amount, but it yielded a little over 2 very tall glasses. I thought it would taste like hell, but it tastes pretty good to me. The lemon definitely helps the flavor. If you can drink kombucha tea, you can drink anything.

[damaskus26]

They don't sell Kale in vege stores in New Zealand, so I use Silverbeet instead.

[alljazzdup1]

The kale is disgusting, but can be hid with fruit in veggie juices. Im doing a 100 day juice feast at the moment. On day 10. Feeling amazing, this juice works

[2emeraldeyes]

where's the bananer?

[lillywhite17]

well, yesterday I tried this juice, and I couldn't drink it! I didn't have lemon nor the kale leaves (I think in my country there aren't that kind of kale). Perhaps I put too much ginger but it was horrible! Today I will buy some lemons and I'll try again...

[2emeraldeyes]

@lillywhite17 Something definitely went wrong for you, I made it today and it was wonderful! I didn't use the ginger though, I HATE ginger! Xp

[pld4444]

P.S. Make sure you peel the ginger!!!!!!



[SpazChat]

A juicing experience is not complete without a blender if you want to add ICE, bananas, blackberries, whole apples, etc..

[NorthLAPimpin]

@SpazChat YOU call someone ignorant, yet here you are speaking nonsense bullshit just to have something to say. WHY THE FUCK would you use a blender to juice. Thats what they make Breville and Omega's for you moron...now go play with your toys

[SpazChat]

@NorthLAPimpin Why the fuck would I use a blender when juicing, you ask? When you get your synapses firing, because they're not dopamine challenged from all the drugs you've been doing, let me know. Yes, people like you probably put bananas in juice extractors and then say, "Huh, gee, somethin's not right Billy Bob."

[NorthLAPimpin]

@SpazChat really dumbass?? Kind of odd NOONE that juices uses blenders other than you...youre a fucking moron

[Oldone11]

@NorthLAPimpin

As long as they juice! While I have several juicers, not everyone can have this luxury, so just do the best you can with what you have.

[SpazChat]

@NorthLAPimpin , You haven't got two synapses to fire. What an idiot.. Gee, you ever heard of smoothies. you nincompoop who rapes his brother up the ass when his parents aren't home? And hmm, I guess bananas would do real well in a juice extractor dumb ass.

[SpazChat]

These types of juice recipes are what I call fat busters. Cause that's what they are, they make the fat melt off of you. Sad that most people think they taste bad based on the ingredients and looks of the juice

[areYouSerious41]

Oh my, I hope Santa brought you a new cutting board lol

[RonaldhoIsAWanker]

@ZonaFilms It doesn't have to be exact. You can add other stuff to it like wheat grass, mango, carrots, spirulina, chlorella, etc

[mobobom]

You really need to get rid of that cutting board or if it's wood at least sand it down.

[StrosB4Hos]

in the movie it shows joe juicing the cucumber with the skin on..

[ulostwhenusat]

@StrosB4Hos You don't have to peel the skin off of cucumbers or most veggies and fruit. Citrus fruits like oranges and grapefruit you need to peel off the outer skin because the oils in that skin is hard for the body to digest. However, on lemons you can keep the peel on.

[ulostwhenusat]

Am curious on what Joe thinks about blending and making a green smoothie from those same ingredients instead of juicing. You get all the same nutrients plus the fiber. Just curious on their thoughts....

[StrosB4Hos]

@ulostwhenusat he would probably say.. "good luck trying to drink the blended kale & celery.."

[ulostwhenusat]

@StrosB4Hos I blend Kale all the time. One of the best green smoothies is Kale, grapes, frozen banana and 1 cup water. Pack it full, it tastes delicious. You can throw in celery too no problem. I don't think Joe really knew about green smoothies when he did the documentary. From a blog it sounds like he would have done both juice and smoothies if he knew about it.

[StrosB4Hos]

@ulostwhenusat sounds like it would fill you up more compared to the the hunger i still feel after just juicing. but the combination of kale & water just doesnt seem like it taste good to me.. honestly i dont think a budget blender could break down all the greens well enough to get it to a drinkable state.

[NorthLAPimpin]

@StrosB4Hos It taste NASTY. Its got a nasty twang from the cucumber. And the kale and celery has an after taste of chewing on wet grass clippings, just straight plant taste. I honestly cant see how the guy drank it for two months, unless he held his nose and chugged it or got use to it quickly.

[SpazChat]

@NorthLAPimpin , Listen here ignorant one , without a creative bone in your body. Did you ever stop to think that you can add apple or pear to make the taste palatable?

[NorthLAPimpin]

@SpazChat Yes you conceited fuck, ive tried it with red apples and green apples. Unlike yourself, i dont make halfass comments and accusations without thinking and knowing what the fuck im talking about

[SpazChat]

@NorthLAPimpin , Yeah, I notice how you didn't really answer question.

[MsMandyz84]

@NorthLAPimpin well I tried already and its not too bad

[superslyfoxx1]

@StrosB4Hos I have a regular store bought blender and the trick is to add a banana or half of one. The smoothie has a little chew to it,but I don't mind. Its like having a fruit/veggie liquid salad.

[Graupella]

What's the point of juicing vs eating the fruit and veg raw but whole? I'm thinking of fiber but of course stopping all the other crap we put into our bodies is certainly a good idea.

[1N0P3R471V3M4N]

@Graupella juicing releases all minerals, vitamins, essential fatty acids, carbohydrates, proteins, etc. from the fibers of each vegetable and fruit that chewing can't do, resulting in highly concentrated nutrients that are then able to enter our bloodstream quicker than it would with the process of digesting solid foods.

[MurrietaScooter]

Anyone else think this looks like weed?

[HAITIANJEWEL]

the juice does not have a bad taste, the lemon and ginger balance the taste and for people who cant juice all day its a good idea to have grill chicken salad throughout the day as you juice all day and drink as often as you can. and remember just grilled chicken salad you can get from mcdonalds or any fast food place. good luck

[kuklaguera]

@HAITIANJEWEL Would NOT recommend getting food from McDonald's as you're trying to cleanse your body of toxins and chemicals.

[MrEvilCitizen]

Its actually really good thanks :)

[sirphilipgreen]

Do you peel the lemon? Do you simply chuck the apple and lemon in, or do u need to process it in some way?

[revolt1999]

wish they would show it actually being juiced. I've never used a juicer

[edwardsaladhands]

nice vid bud cant w8t 2 try one of these bad boys lol but i wouldnt bother pealing my fruit as most of the time there r more nutrients in the skin and seeds than the actual fruit itself thats y we get told not to eat the seeds as wer growing up namaste

[valflyinf]

@edwardsaladhands Why don't you just eat the skin only then if you're so smart :) :) :) :) :)

[Beckala67]

do you put the entire 1/2 lemon into the juicer? Or do you peel the skin?

[sjbbraves78]

@Beckala67 peel it

[1N0P3R471V3M4N]

@Beckala67 it says above '1/2 lemon -- (skin cute off)

[TCostellos]

this video should have been narrated by the sesame street (COUNT dracula)...lol.

[Oldone11]

@TCostellos

Completely uncalled for. Things can be put nicely if you try.

[tongannewsnetwork]

Great Vid! More juice fasting recipes plse.

[ricdog266]

HOW MANY TIMES YOU DRINK THE JUICE...MORNING LUNCH AND DINNER....OR WHEN YOUR HUNGRY...

[1N0P3R471V3M4N]

@ricdog266 2 cups 4 times a day.

[mouquee]

and a new chopping board!

[tstruss912]

Good lord dat a lot a stuff! Is that enough for all day?

[1N0P3R471V3M4N]

@tstruss912 If using a juicer, that amount should only be about 2-3 cups. It's a really expensive diet.

[locatorjohn]

Can someone please tell me how many times of day I should blend all this up and drink it? 3 times?

[mastermoneystar]

@locatorjohn as often as you like, you don't have to worry about calories when you put real food in your body...

[1N0P3R471V3M4N]

@locatorjohn 4 times a day and when you're hungry.

[Poptartfrog]

Thanks for this video. I was confused about how much kale to use. This clears things up.

[xGuiltz]

When is you next video coming out?

[StacksTheDon2060]

Great stuff man.

[StyleZcod]

At first it looked like weed and i was like x)

Then i clicked the video and i was like D: "#$%&%$

[TheCodBunker]

I wish more people saw this!

[Xx0DiegoAroca0xX]

Sweet Video!

[ZonaKayla]

yes

[ZonaKayla]

i like

[ZonaKayla]

yummy

[kpjVideo]

you put jucie in title