Fifth Third Ballpark Burger

[somerc897]

A BURGER FOR FAT ASS PEOPLE

[HelenaLesang]

This is the worst hamburger in the world and I don't wish to eat food like that...never XD.

[R4pp3rMax]

yumy *_*



[Infeliz08]

Why the fck would you want to put so much sauce in it

[1966mopar1966]

OMG i had this b4 it AWSOME like this if u think so

[aNdYmAtTeR]

-"You want french fries with the burger?"

-" *faint!!!* "

-"Sir, are you alright? Sir?"

[peanutboy0921]

ONLY 20? wow!!!!!!

[ricebag]

wow pretty good deal only 20 bux..share it 5 ways 4 buxx a person better than any fast food joint so far

[1966mopar1966]

@ricebag trust me man its worth every penny u pay

[05SJHJ19]

流石アメリカ！

何もかもビッグサイズだｗ

[expresstrucker1]

can i get a side of fiber pills to go along with it? :)

[warrior7351]

Gagged just watching this

[port753]

0:19 doggy diahrea,0:12 mud pies,0:50 crap

[pelitobros]

Mierda, que exesahambuerguesa, que lija me la re morfaria.

[plymouthbaccaruda426]

epic mealtime eat your heart out

[kingcoapa]

I could die for or kill 2 get one of that now Im hungry, damn!!!

[TrigFilms]

heart attack burger

[VrondD]

Gracias Señor por no vivir alli, esto mata!!! y no se si podria negarme!!!

[PlayerBAbyOG]

Now that's a burger lol looks nice! 1 would cut it into 8 pieces

[KimmoKuopio]

ö

wow

and only $20

big mac burger is here $6

[IgnoredComment]

people are getting dumber each day

[vickyalva100]

tremenda hamburguesa esta pa comercela

[chikirivas18]

O_O omg! this is not just a hamburguer, It's THE HAMBURGUER!

[abarai2007]

I go burgerking once in a while and make sure nothing i get is over 1000 kilocalories but this is just insane,its almost 5000.Looks nice though

[Darknesslays]

Dis Shit look kinda nasty

[TheViolenceMan]

i so want that

[TheChillyAcademicIV]

I had a heart attack ;(

[mdowning77]

ya figures those smelly french arrogant bastards are saying shit about fat americans. not eveyone can handle the nasty shit you filthy fuckers you eat. raw seafood, fucking pig feet.

[robdmhaze]

gross, for fat americans only...

[homeslice235]

can i haz burgerpizza plz

[yiri123]

lol calorie bomb ftw

[DonReedProductions]

wow

[dragonjono23]

I found it to be absolutely delicious beyond comparison to other food-stuffs i've had at various ballparks. And yeah, I ate the whole thing in 30min. Got my picture, and my free t-shirt. Now to burn it off with a 4mi speed walk

[sy9593]

omg im hungry now :((((

[toastedguy]

oh my god i think I just came

[gangztar00]

There is a big WTF on my face

[Adol666]

Fucking disgusting

[swyd7788]

@Adol666 Lol, why do you sound so offended? It's a guy munching a massive burger man! Not a video of a baby being killed.

[mediamadman747]

Bun looks like a big bagel.

[guddugr8]

Wow ,  I wish I could eat that

[cammymcghee]

fuk lol u gota admit if the americand can do one thing right its make some fukin class food for such a low price i wnt 2 go 2 america and go round all the restraunts tasting the food lol

[EVlLDeD]

fuck yes holy fatass!! Id be proud to eat that big fucker in a contest !

[Bitterkind]

More than a mouthful and an artreyful that's for sure.

[swimfan128]

I think I just barfed a little.

[makeithurtful]

fuck yes, me and my friend took that monster on.

[Ricky303k]

that looks nice

[otumoetaipat]

america!! anything's possible haha

[lindsay40k]

has anyone figured out why there's so much diabetes these days?

[CornfieldSurfer]

bring you appetite and some Immodium.

[Qiqidh]

this burger is the new american dream! of getting fat and die fast, beside getting pissed and shit by their own government.

[Dreyfus03]

gosh the man didnt want no harm or trying to fatten no one its just entertainment and family time chill

[plymouthbaccaruda426]

Love the anti-American comments here, because the foreigners are obviously smart enough to realize that this is meant to be shared with a bunch of people. It would be like me watching a vid of an Italian making a huge pizza and saying the same thing.

[cuallito]

Gross.

[chillouut]

other people die because of hunger

enjoy your meal americans!

[111dogon555]

Ok, say you eat this with 4 other people, thats fine, basically a nice big burger per person. but fuck me, if ONE person were to eat all this, holy shit. heart attack on a bun...

[FlakeProductions]

Eww

[TommyDelicious]

you haters wish you could eat food like this...

[SnackerLover420]

@TommyDelicious I'll die trying

[AbstractFailure]

Omg I Just Came

[sdfghhtryu67]

@AbstractFailure i cum on your feet like a gay guy cums on gay guys

[AbstractFailure]

@sdfghhtryu67 thats just gross

[sdfghhtryu67]

@AbstractFailure ....u like me?

[kisamethesamehada]

mmmmmm

[maffia240]

fat americans

[TomAraya23]

fuck me you fat yanks

[KisaLilith]

Miseria che schifezza....

[HamletTangerine]

this is ridiculously fattening, no wonder its called the fifth third burger it has to be cut into fifths and thirds!

[Bassikz]

You could cut it in half and share it... lol i dont think it's that bad its a great idea and looks delicous!

[sparxboy99]

HMmmmmmmmmmm YUmmy Yum Yum!!!

[sparkyspore]

trust America haha XD thumb me down if you wish but what i say is true ?

[howstuffworksman]

this has to be the most fucking nasty thing i have ever seen

[thejordy07]

My chest was hurting while watching this haha

[ytbjouttakes]

No wonder americans are so fat!

[slimpickins411]

Sorry...I just came a little

[HangerSeven]

Ridiculous. I love a good burger but these over the top portions are simply ridiculous IMO. No wonder we're one of the fattest countries around, we think crap like this is 'cool' WTF?!

[SkaterPunkie]

looks too good, im coming for michigan

[Austin4a]

$20! That's freakanomics, baby!

[victorbroeds]

SoOoo HuNGRY!.. Ö

[singingscotty2001]

Actually, it tastes pretty good. I have had Part} of the burger a few different times while I was at the Whitecaps game here in West Michigan. {I live about 10 minutes from the ballpark.}

[tvh124]

Man V Food came to challenge it, look for the episode this season to see if he was victorious.

[apage123]

way overkill!, all the flavors are just gonna mix into this pile of grease

[TheDreadXxXx]

I got the munchies and god damn that looks so good right now...

[hwangley]

stoner food

[rockman6012]

wtf, this is a heart attack waiting to happen

[snoopyofdoomxx]

Good thing they have paramedics nearby, right?

[WickedSmoshCrew]

Meanwhile, as children starve in Africa......

[KnuckleBallz]

...

[xplson]

ahahahahahahaha

[cyclist14]

sucks for them...

[KNWQA]

i dont like the nachos park, but the rest is fine

[nancayyy]

hahah my uncle created that burger

[S7r0ng3r]

I so want this. *drool*

[luckyse7ent7]

this crap looks disgusting whats with the five little patties i guess michigan folks are too scared for one whole patty.. bitches

[jz3r9n]

FYI: it's 5 third-pound patties, because it's the Fifth Third ballpark... 5/3 of a pound.

[landei00]

i want it!!!!!!!!!

[orbitzdaodd]

O_____________________O

[MrAnders75]

My colesterol level is rising just from looking at this. Looks yummy though:)

[PenguinLoveLace]

uck..

[UKtoUSA2004]

SICK!

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

That could feed a whole family!

[joecao1300]

okay so your gona die if eat that

[HelmerandRawlins]

They have gotten good press but the video of that just looks nasty. Untoasted bun and too much chili/salsa/sourcream. I dislike saucy sandwiches and that thing looks luke warm and mushy.

[ArtisanTony]

lol has anyone ever died from eating one of these.

You could feed obamas brothers whole village with this thing.

[UTubeAndPizza]

That is a heart attack waiting to happen.

It should be called the Death Burger!

[firasfayyad]

hmmm i really do wonder why there are so many fat americans...

[lamarpie23]

wow thats crazy cant it kill a person, deffinitly not healty, should change name to killer buurger DONT EAT

[wonggongs]

it probably costs about 100$.. since a small drink is 5$ and a normal hamburger is about 7

[esh1]

$20!!!

[thebadger123456]

yea nice fail there. the video itself tells you it's 20 bucks.. did not even watch the whole thing before commenting?

[Bforeelz]

stupid chaneez

[Idonthaveanam3]

UUMMM that shit looks GOOD

[Haferbrei12]

Im from Germany but I would defently dry to eat that f-ing thing. its awesome 4 pounds man.

[cupidity]

Addendum: Before you start pointing the finger of ignorance, you might consider reading up on the major multicultural hubs in Canada - Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Montreal.. Ottawa. The immigrant communities are not only thriving in these centres, but are also by vast majority welcomed and encouraged to seek the life they've envisioned.

But let me guess. The states is also known for it's general acceptance of diversity, isn't it? Laughable.

[wille35]

gee no wonder we're such a fat country

[Raykak]

So fucking disgusting.

[japa1990]

why, why the hell do people do this. No one eats that fuckin much and that unhealthy. This shit is worse than that hamburger in between 2 donuts. Why do americans like to make everything unhealthy?

[sircraigery]

Don't forget the fact that they put fucking Frito chips in there two.

[cupidity]

America more diverse?

a) likely not and b) ethic diversity isn't gauged by how many foreign heads your dad has mounted in his gun room.

[kwangyoul]

good!!!

[duhCider]

My cardiologist just had a heart attack.

[m1sterh0tsauc3]

hey I wonder why America is so fat...

[kuxaka]

OMG that looks good...LOL

[ap33me]

lol

[AfroStevoo]

No wonder most americans are fattttttt

[HLuna52180]

Ummm.... no thank you.

[George21T]

eaten i mean =)

[George21T]

LOL if i havent ended in a month i eat this haha.

[smashingwest]

typical fatass americans

[DangerousNewb]

HEART ATTACK

[Soxkse]

disgusting

[Enthropomorphia]

I wonder if you can supersize that... o_O

[George21T]

LOL i sure they already did haha.

[xXAzocarXx]

grosss.... imagine how much calories you could get in those!!

[yoyoyoimagangster]

this makes me very hungry

[number356]

Gross

[asianmalaysian]

I think five dudes could clear that easily.

[keomacfarlane]

fuckin delicious!

Hope you American retards eat tons of these!

[culwin]

Disgusting trash.

Makes me ashamed to be an American.

[quicko23]

HEART ATTACK ANYONE?

[yellowman88]

Family Heart Attack Burger!!

[MikaOwns]

more than enough for six people lol

people here in the US and other places don't understand that humans really don't need that much food. you don't necessarily need to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner. it's best to eat when you're hungry, rather than just because it's noon. i know people who eat just because; they aren't even hungry lol.

[Vaenra333]

Thats one of the dubest statements have ever heard.

I dont even need to elaborate.

[MikaOwns]

ya you know it's true. keep stuffing yourself fatty and see where that gets you.

i also forgot to say that's very very bad when humans keep eating after they feel full. the concession stand encourages a single person to eat the whole thing. lol at least you get a t-shirt though.

[Vaenra333]

I eat my breakfast, lunch and dinner and someting inbetween every day and im not fat at all.

Youre a dumb idiot

[MikaOwns]

well i don't know what you don't understand. you seem to be able to write english pretty well but i guess you can't comprehend it at the same level.

the point i'm trying to make is that some people ( in america mainly) gorge themselves with food even though they don't need that much. these peope eat for a variety of reasons that don't include their body feeling hungry,like:depression,stress, just for fun,etc

even a sixth of that burger has enough calories for a normal human's daily allotment.

[fire2257]

whats your point? its anyone's right to eat themselves to death.

[Satanicjesus69]

Exactly. Might as well enjoy what you can in life before you die.

[Vaenra333]

Um im from croatia, and my english isnt that good, but why do you correct peoples grammar mistakes over the internet?

You said that people dont need to eat lucnh, breafast and dinner, they need to eat when they are hungry. thats what i was against.

I think this burger is one of the dumbest things i have ever seen in my life.

Whoever eats that whole burger has about a 50% chancce of getting a hearth attack like 2 times before he actualy should.

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

I'd have to disagree. The burger looks very good quality and should be alright for an occasional binge! However, if you ate one of those things daily... then yes, you are probably in trouble.

[Vaenra333]

No, its not like that.

for you to be aware that you are full it needs 10 minutes to pass, meaning that you can eat till you burst if you dont have the feeling your full, which is generated by brain.

1 bite of this burger is enough to be someones dinner, let alone the whole thing.

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

It would take around an hour + to eat that thing. I am pretty sure they would know when to stop. Really, you could munch this for around 3 hours or so. Don't be so silly. People aren't going to explode, death by large burger.

[Vaenra333]

Noone said they would exploade.

This is simply too much calories and colesterol for ANYONE.

There is no disscusion about it, ask any nutricionist about it.

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

Which is why it is considered an 'occasional' feast. Really, if you want to get upset at least get upset at food which has added additives and unnatural preservatives. I'm sure this is food for sharing!

[Vaenra333]

Christs sake...

Youre just ignorant.

Youre arguing vs the fact here.

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

Please, if any scientific tests have been taken out on this burger, send me the link. However, you are just taking a bundle of random facts and applying them to a large burger meant to feed a family. If you really dislike sandwiches with patties in them, then avoid them, don't brand me as ignorant. If anything you are being petty. I am all for healthy living but I don't appreciate scare mongering.

[Vaenra333]

Thats diffrent, if you split the burger into several parts then it ok, but eating it as a whole is quite unhealthy.

[super804]

that's why you take a walk afterwards, eating it once won't kill you.

[MultiNolimit]

ya for real last i checked this was still america. if we want to clog our arteries with pure lard then we should be able to!

[treysparker]

that doesnt even look like it would taste that good... wtf's with the fritos?

[manque15]

That looks absolutely revolting not to mention the heart disease it would give you!

[IndependantMinority]

People talking about fat and starvation , what a joke the community is

[assgoblin2damax]

Just by looking at that thing you know it will cause some massive diarrhea for some unfortunate soul.

[JoeMyre]

I'd let a few children die in africa to get a taste of this godlike creation.

[philoucool69]

Americans...  -_-"

[jffersontube]

"Americans" How original. You people just can't get over it can you?

But bash away. I'm doing great, so whatever makes you feel better about your shitty situation I guess.

I'm convinced that it's all uneducated people making these generalizations about all the people in a nation. ESPECIALLY the most ethnically diverse nation. So, when you feel the need to whine about us, your people are here too. In fact, we are you. This nation was built by immigrants. Good luck with your childish attitude.

[sircraigery]

I think Canada's got ya on ethnic diversity for % per capita.

[jffersontube]

You mean Toronto? That doesn't count.

And that's really beside the point anyway.

[sircraigery]

No, not Toronto. Canada.

[jffersontube]

Beside the point. The US has been the embodiment of the term melting pot. So to make a generalization about its people is to expose yourself as ignorant.

[sircraigery]

I'm ignorant?

We let anybody in who wants to work for a better life. I'd say at least 15% of Canada is immigrants, let alone non-white.

Who's ignorant now bitch?

Canada=1, USA=0

[jffersontube]

Well I guess you are ignorant because, number one, when I say beside the point, it doesn't mean I'm arguing that Canada isn't diverse. It means it is irrelevant to my point. You don't have to keep trying to convince me about Canada's blah blah whatever... I get it.

And more importantly, I never attacked you or called you ignorant to start with. If you would have read more carefully, then you would see that I have not made any assumptions about you before this comment.

Stay classy though.

[sircraigery]

I will, and you stay fat.

[jffersontube]

Never have been, never will be.

[WingZero91]

if we werent fat, you know how many people will be out of jobs? we are eating our way to save the world crisis. what did YOU do to help?

[watever67]

holy crap...thanks i think im gonna hurl for the next 30 min.

[Excelion333]

Like we are not fat enogh I have had enough I no longer eat foods like that burger I don't even go out to fast food anymore and in the past 6 months I have lost 50 lbs fast food is the worst thing to do to your body once a month is ok but most americans go eat out more than once a week.

[osiris8605]

Michigan fails.

[Moviebro]

FAT in Michigan.

[PrimeraG20]

i want one.

[lukeabout]

In the time you watched this video of Gluttony -

Hundreds of human beings starved to death.

Today hundreds of farmers were paid NOT to grow food -

and today thousands died of starvation.

CHANGE THIS WORLD -

The Venus Project.

[sheesheenegro]

no!

[rutgernoah]

sweeeeeeeeet